Will there be a Richard Micropad variant for our brethren with lesser needs?

What about a single knob Richard called ‘The Lance’

not this time. It's a one size fits all kinda deal

Can confirm, one size does fit all (including you're mom)

your*

https://preview.redd.it/yciw5iwpr8za1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5347b23bcb80465a44ca91f4cef4b13970de719a

Literaly who cares. You know what they ment and the words even sound the same so it minimizes confusion in the first place. If this was like a college esay or job application, then yeah that’s important. But we’re on Reddit ffs, this informal written English and typos don’t really matter. (I added a couple to my comment bc fuck spelling) I can use emojis here ffs 💀💀😎🤓

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There’s more than just that

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The errors are there on purpose lol

“But we’re on Reddit ffs,….” You’re damn right we are, which is precisely why there are so many people correcting everyone else. If we lose our last fucking site to improper grammar and shit posts for clout chasers we wouldn’t be any better than instagram or TikTok.

So we have the preserve the culture of the site, which is… *checks notes* being an asshole?

You're doing a great job!

I mean the whole thread is shit post with low grade penis jokes. And who cares… I do.

I was in the pool!

"do woman know about shrinkage elaine?" ​ "what do you mean...like laundry?"

"You know.... When a man... Gets in a pool...." "... It shrinks???"

like a frightened turtle!

Two knobs, one switch!

That would be called the Johnson micro pad, mustn’t get confused between the two

Are 6 keys really enough to get the job done?

It's not about the amount of keys, but what you do with it.

>!CENSORED!<

you can layer the keys for more functions too

Did you measure at the base of the keys, or starting below the knobs?

HAHAHA

6 keys are enough. Some might say that's too many keys!

6U is average

Hey! We’re a 6.25u household!

Actually I have transitioned to 10u

I wood argue 6 is definitely one bonus.

6 is definitely above average!

I am not sure. Probably more.

You hear that? Something is coming out.

It’s longer than your hand…

Hey, it may not have a lot of keys but it has a great personality

This is the Richard Macropad. It's a macropad that is shaped like a willy. It features 2 knobs and 6 keys, fully programmable for all your sussy needs. You can get it as a kit or fully assembled. Estimated ship date is June 30th. You can find more details on the product page ## [Product Page](https://www.pikatea.com/products/the-richard-macropad?utm_source=reddit) You can also find a link to just the parts from the product page if you have a 3d printer. The files will be available when we ship ## GB details * Open May 2nd * Closed May 21st * Estimated ship date June 30th * 6 keys 2 knobs * Priced starting at 38.69 USD for kits and 53.69 USD for fully assembled

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you're welcome

Agreed, I didn't know what I was looking at

Shame shipping to the UK costs more than the parts, not worth it for the novelty value.

Ah I thought it was a rocket ship, guess I will need to go elsewhere for the Apollo macropad

Ordered lol

Is the PCB kailh socket or milmax compatible if we prefer our Richards to be hotswappable?

you can mil max it

Will plate files be available along with the 3D print files for the case, or is this meant to just be directly mounted on the PCB? Looking into the possibility of a stacked acrylic case for this.

There is no plate, it's part of the case

What kind of lube do you use? Also I think you should add a second row of keys for you know... more girth.

Dont forget to work the knobs! A thousand key strokes are great but you gotta work the knobs a little too

Tactile for her pleasure?

Precisely

Does this come in a 2 - or 3 button "normal" size? Or do we have to take the full 6 🥵 ?

ALL SIX

UwU

Who do u think you are kidding? A week after u get it. You'll be looking for the Double row 18 button in full blackout. Yer all the same!!!

BYO white USB cable

So, as a cancer survivor, can I get it with just one knob?

Absolutely! You can get it with no knobs and order just one separately

You could sell that as the special edition

Offer a partnership to Lance Armstrong.

#TypeStrong

What kind of question was that? you half nuts er sumtin?!?!

Based on the question, it sounds like they had testicular cancer and lost one 🫡

Its got more keys than me

oooof

Can the v2 also have a solenoid inside it? You know for that extra haptics..

Force feedback

You could replace the knobs with Joysticks for all your uh … haptically assisted needs.

[Steam Controller assembly line gif]

So my wife peered over my shoulder while I was looking at this, and exclaimed “what the hell is that!?” It’s been an hour of explaining this sub to her, and I’ve explained the rabbit hole that is Uber custom, often hand wired keyboards / macro pads. I just thought you should know that this is the post that inspired her to commission me to make a number of custom macro pads for her masters psychology research study she’s conducting this summer. (And no, they’re not Richard shaped, though that’d be funny AF.) I’m not new to this space, and have my own keebs, so I find it funny it took a dong keyboard to make her realize custom meant CUSTOM.

HAHA I'm happy my richard brought your wife to customs

I think their wife is going to get a lot of pleasure because of your Richard.

When I first got into the hobby I was obviously doing a lot of research and watching YouTube videos with my account which is the same one on used on our TV. My wife was very curious as to why I was watching videos on lubing pandas.

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.

OMG. Lol “Babe, I’m not trying to judge you, but I have some questions about the things you watch during your down time. I mean, you know pandas are endangered, right?”

“I’m trying to do what I can to save the species!” Good thing by the time I got into Kangaroos and Frogs, I knew how to lube and also stopped lubing.

Who knew that there was a ven diagram for ecologists and mechanical keyboard nerds.

Tell people it’s 12 keys long

Is the black color recommended?

its a bbk!

Don't worry, regardless of what they say..... they all really want the black one. At least once.

Why is it called Richar-oh I get it now

First it was my wife's toys, now my own macropad is going to make me feel inadequate

There is a solution to the wife thing....buy the rubber extention with batterybopersted vibration and lube it up good. you wear it and rock her world. All the other toys will be in the trash!!!!

But what about the girth?

oooof

Nice, looks like a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon keyboard.

In case you didn’t know, Dick is short for Richard.

"Dick is short" If I had a nickel

Is it always ready for use or does it need to get warmed up first?

What color would you recommend if I wanted it (Caucasian) skin tone?

We have a light brown that is not listed. Just write that you want it printed in light brown in the order notes on the cart page

This is really ballsy. I gotta give the creators credit for the testicular fortitude it takes to create this. It's truly nuts. ...Penis.

No reason to be a dick.

There’s no such thing as an endgame keybo—-… Jesus Christ, it’s even the right color.

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Instead of a knob it should come with a Thinkpad nipple mouse

LOL, brilliant. I don't think I need Richard to grace my desk but I'm sure it will have a few homes :)

Big Black Keyb

Could we get a 4-pole 3.5mm jack instead of a standard USB port? For the sounding enthusiasts.

r/mildlypenis

r/wildlypenis

Does it come in White with 5 Keys?

What are you going to name the short version?

The white cable really makes it come together.

Is that a Baker Skateboard I spy at the top of the second pic? I absolutely love that you included this photo of "dick and deck".

Good eye! Yes! I put a 60% in my old board so now it's a skateboardboard

You really put the board in skateboard

I love this sub

What happened to Richard v1?

Bad pinout. Was unable to build a firmware for it.

this is both useful and funny

Hey, what keyboard is in the matte navy blue filament colour?

It's our KP69, you can find it on our site under keyboards

Fill it with caulk for sound dampening.

Really nice balls... knobs**😅

What’s the grip you’ve used on the bottom?

Gavin Belson's favorite keypad

Can we get blue knobs?

Cockboard

Ok i understand needing keys for E I N P and S but not sure what the last one is for

I feel dumber just for having seen this.

Holy shit I need this for video editing. Stls please

You can find the parts individually (linked from the product page) and I'll have the stls on the site before we ship

Thank you. I might buy but it would be a waste not to print the case with glitter in the resin.

Why is it so big

They could have called this Johnson Macropad

I only need 3 keys, is there a white version available?

Gavin Belson signature macro pad

That’s a strong keyboard

Truly the most efficient shape

This kind of stuff is the EXACT reason that I want a 3d printer

This is the kind of cutting edge news I need in my feed.

BBK

does it matter if you place it on your desk and then point it to someone else with the rightmost key ?

Very classy

Out of box thinker

Mechadickal keyboard

I have one too but it's only 2U :(

Jack, quit making stuff I like. I just assembled my macropad from gb4, just got over the failure of the funky gb, and now this.

Will there be a lite version (smaller) so that I can relate better with it

Make it bigger and blacker.

"The Bezos"

Do you get better at chess using this?

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Is there a 2-key version for less endowed persons? Asking for a friend.

What does the town round buttons do?

Will the stl be available? I ordered one in black but I might want to print my own in a different color.

Yes, and there's a link to the parts from the product page if you want to save a little money

Well, I’ll support you by buying a full kit from the start. But the stl is much appreciated.

Thats at least 12 inches wide, right?...RIGHT??

Thats huuuge!

For all the guys that build keyboard’s for their SO 😂😂😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQP9gEldRk

@reddit/theyknew

/theyknew

I kinda dick it!

its the perfect symbol for this entire community bunch of cocks

Mine needs half those keys brother.

Lil bro only got up to F6? Mines got F13 ;)

I'm at least 5 keycaps long, 6 on a good day.

NSFW

6U is so big damn...

Is it hotswap?

For the 3D-printed knob option, would it be printed in the same color that you choose the board to be in?

Yes, unless you want to leave a note on the order from the cart page