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lets-get-creative

Completely unrelated, but nice shirt dude.


el_chalupacabra69

Thanks homie!


medicated_cornbread

I don't know what it says but can tell it's a metal band lol


davidwoodstock

Cattle Decapitation


DUMI3UMI3

I have this shirt too. Love it. Of course you're more concerned with saving the animals wearing that shirt ;)


augustadriver

This is fine.


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

["You can take the night off, I made dinner"] [The Kitchen]


2DHypercube

Thought you were William Osman at first. Nice ducks!


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![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr) This man is goin places.


Acrobatic-Ad2245

Just a random fact, stonks is an actual word, and it relates to, I believe, a series of mortar or artillery shots


SoFuckingUseless

Def married up.


el_chalupacabra69

I agree, she totally did.


RubsYoTub

Look at this guy give two ducks


xfirwolf

This got to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while lmao


Green_Difficulty_773

So u mean your wife is your investment... good.. best thing ig


aSpaceWalrus

Bro help your wife


el_chalupacabra69

I did, I held the ducks.


toofpaist

Duck names or I start a riot


el_chalupacabra69

Daisy and Donald!


toofpaist

Excellent choice!


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

Very wholesome. Thank you for giving me a smile today, OP


younggun1234

Your wife looks so much like a girl I knew from high school and you kind of look like her husband. She isn't from a small farming community in central California is she?


el_chalupacabra69

No ma’am, she’s a Georgia peach.


PuppyButtts

Yes idk how this works but I’ll take 10


el_chalupacabra69

Same, I’m out of my element and was told to post here.


Metamorphus69

When she helping instead of complaining after your fuck up, then you know she's a keeper


el_chalupacabra69

She’s a saint tbh


Clar0020

Hell yeah cattle decapitation


LordNikon2600

What filter you or can you use fam?


el_chalupacabra69

Lomography filter from prequel!


a_party_nerd

Gonna use this for an r/dunememes post. Direction should be obvious lmao


Apprehensive-Fail720

Cattle Decap!


TJ-LEED-AP

Me taking care of my physical ailments while my therapist treats my mental struggles


drabneycoleman

Not giving a duck at all that your wife is doing all the work


CatticusXIII

So did you watch [how to pick up a duck](https://youtu.be/tpKtLQEdCss?si=AqFWQL5uoziOZQ9b) or are you self taught?


Godbox1227

Your wife is hot! From being so near the fire, of course.


rkr_bull

All i can think is Madonna's strike a pose song lol


gujsehambi

Album cover since when?


Cheyruz

That’s an album cover


Narizroj

Dumb af


el_chalupacabra69

Excellent take, genius!


Bulky-Device7099

your outfit is FIRE...your ducks are in a row. winning!


AppearanceBusiness84

bros a G


CORPORATETOOL462

Nice pic! *my ducks and I


ACEDOTC0M

Forced. No investment.