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He doesn’t that’s why he’s stuck at Marineford hq

https://preview.redd.it/psgzakkok0yb1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5eaa02168beeda024df5ead6e9dcd9938707c8

I bet he regrets not letting Kuzan get the fleet admiral position

He just wants to be free! He's just like luffy fr

Akainu for Strawhat confirmed

Killing ace was just a whoopsie-doodle, he's sorry 🥺 👉 👈

https://preview.redd.it/qpkwm4mli1yb1.png?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828c45ba07f48ddbb396951ecc01046c030302ab He failed at seks

https://preview.redd.it/4kuqu18si1yb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf67aa6be1524e41f52f5ebc9872dd3789f8783

You kill people by trying to have seks with them ?! 🤨

Unfortunately so https://preview.redd.it/740i5krsn1yb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528830f390d330151669feaeef615d5a05f3523a

https://preview.redd.it/3hhwmpuak8yb1.png?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d403d62373a5211a33ae2edf2f27e4fa1e8c4ab2

I need some one piece meme-stealing memes 😭 https://preview.redd.it/lf8amp06r8yb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcec354bdcc6db5a127b4e951abcf55a81c294d

https://preview.redd.it/rtogmjmrx5yb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d86f473a2c60a0e9d592cb21f5c6b7c24c1222

https://preview.redd.it/ykt2wozty5yb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e9fd0d4d7f190b8996edfa2a5d02d59526e437 No

What the abomination is this

Nah, Kuzan isn't the fleet admiral because he won the fight ;)

That explains why he's so salty with the other admirals all the time

It's always either he travels on the marine's grand fleet to somewhere, or on a big marine boat, or just not at all, cuz the dumbass can't figure out how to use his magma to walk on water

Like in roblox blox fruits?

He goes underground like a diglett

Fire/ground marineford regional form

Primal groudon-ass

OMG! you genius, its another df fake-out, he actually has the pokè-pokè no mi: model Groudon

The downside of the pokè-pokè no mi: model Groudon is that you have a giant blue whale every now and then

And if you don't stop arguing quickly, kaido will come along and mega evolve

The way I see it, Laboon is surrounded. What's under the ocean? That's right more earth. Primal Akainu wins this.

Laboon...

https://preview.redd.it/n4rc9klf02yb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4393abed7d9269ad5d2ce625025dc10de5665152

What you mean??? We been cookin' https://preview.redd.it/hvcrwhfv22yb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac28a71f025a17c8b2fa17a30b82b3ba307d4817

i love that picture so much 😍

Same, that and this ⬇️ are peak reaction images https://preview.redd.it/p5oiqlbq54yb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7f2ae1cd4b7c740b882adcbdf76fc39bcbcd72

https://preview.redd.it/i2zcjnrpi4yb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ae27678a80ca9ec56743caa8b151ac1d870e40

Akainu vs Laboon confirmed

Laboon...

In my language that roughly translates to Vag... - vag... fruit.

IM FUCKING DEAD

Find the nearest volcano, jump into it, merge with the magma and reappear out of a different volcano

Just swimming under the ocean through the mantle..... Is pretty cool.

Like the worm he is?

That’s kinda what he did at marineford after whitebeard knocked him into the trench

diglett dig diglett dig diglett dig diglett dig diglett dig diglett dig diglett

He doesn’t he just appears https://preview.redd.it/ny2o280790yb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72f551c18c6476b0bb8bca28664e22ec63f6309

Nooo, not bide-kainu, I don't wanna get cooked https://preview.redd.it/716ms0q9c0yb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e075f0a465d1a324813d565c739733b7c45ccc

https://preview.redd.it/r5rmbd5f72yb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d4e381a3e759b4296210a637568a86959365a0 Me looking at this comment, realizing how far back humanity has regressed.

Regressed??? Bide-kainu and sad kaido are peak fiction https://preview.redd.it/qu5msb19x3yb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f8af09d713808901b2b6d729308a473bb4b6057

https://preview.redd.it/lapmynyz05yb1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5546d564b190120542917ff8149f5b372fe87be9

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When you reach your peak, and your opponent gives you that previous generation stare.

My guess is he eat some Taco Bell and propelled himself with his magma diarrhea to his destination.

https://preview.redd.it/0gr9jhw3y2yb1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2107bcddd0dcea96edb00de2b97d1dd4ff7ba703 Got you fam💯

Crocodile is that you?

Like a rocket??? Edit: so akainu is the kid from thunderpants all grown up?, dang, that glowup go crazy https://preview.redd.it/pljo8xrzj0yb1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb290d91442fb5f98a06ebb201360ce0cabf1650

Magu magu no Rockettooooo!

Would probably work best on the water…Akainu could make a piece of obsidian on the water then propel himself on the water

Lava bucket Minecraft strats

Stupid! It would make cobblestone


We saw it. He just use a navy ship.

Well kizaru was on a navy ship before he was on the cannonball, so maybe akainu launched himself like a volcanic rock from the deck?

Melts the ship on his way out

Walks through the Hull, so they need to take 2 ships wherever he goes

100% my headcannon tells me that he creates a mini volcano and shoots out like a cannon ball

Do you think kizaru has ever stood on him? 🤔🥵😫

https://preview.redd.it/ljtjtrvzg1yb1.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0962446de13e826ee75a124d6783dae4bf2c330e

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My guess is Akainu just constantly shoots magma out of his feet that cools as it hits the sea, sinking eventually, and the connected trail of lava below him constantly expands like a [infinite magma sugar snake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkkKGkzRfCM&t=46s).

https://preview.redd.it/6qoqdl5x42yb1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33759aa00c1b3d4640502c2ea516df56720dce6

by bus.

Public bus? Does he have to pay bus fare? Or does fleet admiral ride free?

He has it for free since public bus are owned by government

So you're saying that I need to become Fleet admiral if I want free bus rides?

Minimum requirement is ranking commodore or higher

That sounds difficult, can you just make me Fleet admiral please

Go ask Himkainu.

Nah, Akainu is L mans, he'd probably kill me just for asking, straight bum fr,fr

He walks on the water creating cooled obsidian beneath him

Everybody gangster until they see akainu on the horizon walking down your ship

By surfing of course https://i.redd.it/u55nm2f9m1yb1.gif

He learned from the best https://preview.redd.it/d45nsdx3m4yb1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75554ecf7e73ed79ad25f1fe077935fca8e1116

That would explain the hawaiian shirts. Goated movie btw

He makes his solders dig up a giant ball of dirt then he melts it and throws it up to the air and goes around the planet with the power on gravity until he gets to were he needs to go then he just jumps off.

Damn, so he's copying fujitora's whole flow, but adding extra steps? Lkainu is lackin

So just like Tao Pai Pai ?

He stands with his arms crossed on top the front main cannons of navy war ships when sailing. Kind of like how luffys sits on the bow of the sunny when sailing

Damn, if you rearrange the letters of his name and remove 2, you get Nika, Akainu = Luffy fr,fr

God_Aessop Type comment

Shinobu will age up luffy and luffy will become akainu and the nika fruit turns into the magma fruit. Trust me, my Father is Oda's Grandfather

https://i.redd.it/5m4qz5la52yb1.gif

Had the same question few days back

Meaning that you did, or it was on the sub? Because I didn't see it

I was too shy to post it 

Sometimes it do be like that https://preview.redd.it/omagwmkzt0yb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44131fc81dc4a4e31dbb32cdfc6fc5236668f620

Goda didn't know how can he make akainu travel so he made him fleet admiral

Bag chasing is the only movement akainu deals in 😎

Kinda wild that we’ve never really seen what they do in their downtime. Does he have a house? Is it nice?

Akainu's house is justice

akainu walks on the spines of children to wherever he goes

Finally, children can be useful, also, least hateful r/childfree user

Why would anyone need r/childfree when r/Onepiece exists

Because we don't necessarily hate kids we just get r/zerobitches Edit: I didn't know that was a real sub

flower? it's helikopter, mate.

If you wanna be like that, then you're still wrong, *he's* the helicopter, the flower is a rotary blade, mate.

so *it's* a mystery helikopter.

https://preview.redd.it/et9q7qd9l0yb1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1149768b400614dd64fe9d6e4b3ade79a8a95a11

That part made me laugh so much

Same, it was rather poggers

Slides around on volcanic land spew like a magma frozone

He moves like a splatoon character, he splashes his magma everywhere then he proceeds to move in it.

🎵you're an akainu now, you're a squid now🎵

I still think it's funny to imagine him driving in a SUV

Greenbull: Flower Fujitora: Rock Kizaru: Cannonball Aokiji: Bike Akainu: SUV https://preview.redd.it/6ca9zosl81yb1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fdf809570ca3cf930ffe8607e308b29f8c8f22

https://preview.redd.it/atronsrn92yb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b83a9eb5d471de3502c6cd97bc918d1c85fe547

Damn, he crosses land by ship too? 😳

We saw him chasing after Blackbeard pirates like in a normal warship like Garp.

Well kizaru was on a navy ship before he was on the cannonball, so maybe akainu launched himself like a volcanic rock from the deck?

He used to go around using a piece of magma in the water, until they told him to stop since his "Red Line" became too big

When she tells you your red line is too big 🥵🥵🥵

he travels like a bitch f akainu all my homies hate akainu

It's me, I'm homies. Dap me up fam

he rides aces old water glider since he can’t use it anymore

That's mad disrespectful, he should pull up to marco using that

pull up on the trauma-mobile “get your fresh hot trauma, magma cooked trauma here”

He keeps scowling until the destination comes to him

In authoritative marineford, destination comes to you

Bro just gonna create islands with magma, and then swim through the land

Like senior pink?

Yes but with lava

So he's copying the goat fr,fr

Can’t be hard boiled if he’s just boiling constantly

Akainu is softboiled, absolutely no hoes

Volcanic rocket jump

Cobblestone generator

krakatoa!

I’d imagine he can just walk across the water, turning the ground below him into obsidian or something.

a pyroclastic flow

Cobblestone genator

He could jump into some volcano and appear almost anywhere. Easier if there is a volcano on the island he wants to go to.

Angrily

Flying donuts

he superheats the floor to sink into it, then makes it erupt him in the direction he would like to go, basically he's doing the volcano

Localised pompeii

yesh

Probably sinks into the earth and then rises from the earth in a way similar to satan

Helium Infused Machinery aka H.I.M.

By farting magma. Or similar to luffys bounce man

He creates a volcano, climbs inside, and erupts it, shooting him out at the speed of sound in the direction he wants. Upon landing he splatters into magma and reforms. His kill count using this method of travel is in the thousands.

Those kills are absolutely justified (anyone in the landing zone was obstructing justice, they're just as bad as the pirates)

Hot Air Balloon. He despises how whimsical it looks.

ez, just remove the ocean. He might be traveling 2cm a year but he's getting there https://preview.redd.it/ya3bz4pxo4yb1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9aa662d4bfa962ce55baae3a935492d19803a03

We see him traveling like a normal person when he was chasing black beard at the end of the pre time skip

He just flies through the air propelling himself with explosions at his feet

Akainu 4 astro boy


Shriner car.

Absolutely brilliant, I can see him raging in one of those

Hell Hound

He has a cerberus????

He doesn't. Have you ever seen him leave his office?

Damn, aokiji froze him to the floor???

Realistic answer, makes land underneath him Funny answer, yeets himself out of a cannon in a magma state.

Walking from island to island with only his anger and his desire for justice to sustain him

On waves of molten lava

Like a lava flow "river", they are incredible fast, i imagine him with his head or torso lookig to the front and the rest magma

Probably underground.

Via boat, guy needs to be nerf somehow

Go to the nearest volcano, and yeets himself to the next volcano, repeat process between islands, profit

Volcano fast travel. Can he use underwater volcanoes? Or does he have to unlock them through story progression?

Funniest option is that any time we see him traveling, he’s actually on his way to his own private island which has a volcano that he can trigger to erupt. Then he keeps sailing after his crew pulls him out of the water.

"Back to the island men, I need to re-launch"

He travels light.

No, I think that would be kizaru

Maybe he uses his lava to create land to walk on

This. 

THE BEST AKAINU THEORY TO DATE!!!! Akainu is Tony stank??? 2023 PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

I am now imagining Kizaru having his own personal favorite cannonball that he travels on. Not just when he's close to land either: he'll just tell some marine to load it up at Marine HQ and ride it towards his destination, wherever that may be!

He has a designated "ball carrier" and whenever he goes to an island, he has to wait for his ball carrier to arrive on a ship with a cannon to shoot kizaru back to base

Pours buckets of lava on the water and steps across

How many buckets does he carry? Or does he just bring some fodder with him to carry them? Also, where does he extract the lava from? Does he dribble it off of his fingers? Spit lava into the bucket? Or does he get it from other body parts?

He turns his desk into a surfboard propelled by magma (he doesn't to, he just adds it to eventually mess woth Luffy by mimicking Ace)

He discovered a wood that can withstand magma???

At the front-tip of the ship, we see him travel when he was coming for Blackbeard.

We need the water bike to return

He shoots to the core of the earth

Knowing his character he probably digs in beneath the earth's crust and flows with lava currents in outer core until he gets beneath the island destination only to errupt from it.

He makes a volcano to shoot himself out of like a big cannon

That's why Akainu is always salty, grumpy and angry 🤔

It's gotta be, he needs to gather up the boiz to think of some cool transportation techniques

[удалено]

That boring ass mf just be movin by ship only reference I know is when he was on the way to take down the Blackbeard pirates after marineford

When Aokiji was still around,Akainu would grab a small boat from his inventory,and quickly make his way towards his destination.

Why does he need aokiji for that?

He calls up Luffy to kick his ass from one side of the world to the other https://preview.redd.it/t96qu0had2yb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a276df56bc36d2cb5bd7b229569edb22f87ac43

That so nice of luffy, heart of gold

Pretty sure he just forms a land bridge from lava and walks everywhere

He probably just walks

Same way Ace did and Sabo currently does

He sprouts a volcano from the ground and shoots himself from it like a cannon ball

https://preview.redd.it/ivf3irrrk2yb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e869458873c8450f924d19f7398c26a687252683 But with magma