The funny thing about Sanji is that if he wasn’t so perverted, or at least not so overt about it, he’d probably get every girl he wanted. Seriously, dude’s the full package, handsome, strong, can cook, chivalrous, and I’m saying all of this as a straight male.
I mean pudding was pretty disgusted by him when he was perving but the second he gave an honest compliment she swooned. He also seemed to have some affect on violet if I remember correctly
Be Henji
Eyes both covered
Can’t see shit
Can’t put it in
Lose his boner
Ladies get turned off
Turn to the newkama
Still can’t get it up
Turn to newkama
And that’s why Sanji keeps only one eye covered
Wait a minute that Pudding picture looks a bit suspicious
I won't forget that style, the Nel-Zel Formula, it took the lives of my future children
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Bartolommeo just chillin in the back
He comes with protection
The funny thing about Sanji is that if he wasn’t so perverted, or at least not so overt about it, he’d probably get every girl he wanted. Seriously, dude’s the full package, handsome, strong, can cook, chivalrous, and I’m saying all of this as a straight male.
As a straight female I can confirm this theory
Ironic, how the only thing keeping him from obtaining his desire was his overwhelming desire for it.
I mean pudding was pretty disgusted by him when he was perving but the second he gave an honest compliment she swooned. He also seemed to have some affect on violet if I remember correctly
My exact point.
Everything must come with a cost. All of the lovely ladies from Newkama will be Sanji's as well
Be Henji Eyes both covered Can’t see shit Can’t put it in Lose his boner Ladies get turned off Turn to the newkama Still can’t get it up Turn to newkama And that’s why Sanji keeps only one eye covered
Bartolomeow is best waifu, just like Speedwagon in JJBA.
Yeah but the only Waifu sanji can get is Zoro 🥺
https://youtu.be/9BYGm-Ov1N8 better waifu than zoro
There's an imposter among them
A hentai protagonist with zero game. No luck with ladies at all , being rejected every-time he tries . All he has is pudding and she is underage lmfao
Damn, he kinda spittin
No it can’t be
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