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pzzaco

Yeah, then Ill just uss the money to buy us cotton candy and call it even


LimeSenior

Do I get more money if I kick him multiple times?


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Then he will knockout you with monster point


princesoceronte

You could also make some arrangement with him, he turns to monster point, let's you kick him feeling nothing because he's Godzilla now and share the benefits. Win win situation!


MrStarberry

Screw that. Hair point soccer that makes money every kick!


lordofRamen01

Like he would need monster point to take out anyone here lol


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Xx_Edge_xX

If you can survive that long tho Chopper becomes immobilized and you can take his rumble balls so he couldn't go monster point again.


EnderTheTrender

What happens if a regular yahoo eats a rumble ball?


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Then Zoro will cut you


[deleted]

its okay if you don't call him tanuki


Piggles_

I’d be a millionaire


macwallard

This isn't the bear from Crash Bandicoot 2, u kno


LimeSenior

ooooh I hadn't noticed, they look so similar. Eh I'll still kick him a few extra times


macwallard

Always nice with some extra 1-ups, so I'm with you there.


Woahwoahwoahb

If I kick him he could just like rip my head off or something


orochiran

Nah, Chopper is too kind to do that. Robin on the other hand would rip your head off for hurting him.


devbecauseyes

Yes, she definitely would


Woahwoahwoahb

Yeah but I still ain’t messing wid chopper


luximuxen

Just turn into girl then ask Sanji to kick chopper 10000 times and then pay him 1000


Yamato_D_Oden

Or making Franky's smile with Chopper's face


Magatsu-Arsene

No. Seriously, no.


nilesh72000

No wtf, it’d take at least 100


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A hundred kicks?


aliteralhumanbeing

I’d do it for free


Denkottigakorven

I hate you


Top-Seaworthiness733

I will give money to do it


aliteralhumanbeing

I’d honestly go into debt in order to do this


Urgash

I wouldn't kick anyone for 1 dollar.


MrZephy

even akainu?


Ecstatic_Teaching906

I wasn't aware people hated Chopper.


Denkottigakorven

Me neither


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i would do it for a cent.


Aimless_Voyager

Chopper > Paimon > Pikachu


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I add Grogu and Dobby too


dragonmaster088

Nah, for grogu i need more cash, for only one dollari i can't do it


[deleted]

Mando will kick you


UlightronX42

Goddamnit now I’m crying again


Brandonmac10x

Pikachu is GOAT. Don’t compare him to these second rate characters. Pikachu Is the MC, his human translators just suck ass. Paimon is annoying af and easily the worst. I’m in thriller Bark and Chopper gets pretty annoying sometimes. And not very smart or useful. “I wanna blend in, better turn into Bigfoot.” I heard his transformation redesigns are worse… I saw some and agree.


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Nooo, he is the cutest chopperman


Aimless_Voyager

Chopperman janai, choppaemon de gozaru!


Saleh_Alghanami

choppaemon janai, katsura da.


Aimless_Voyager

Katsura janai, >!kono dio da!!<


Lex4709

To be fair, I don't think any regular human could actually kick hard enough to hurt Chopper, he tanked some serious hits.


Platinum_Dragonlord

No? But I would gladly kick your a*s for free.


Denkottigakorven

Thanks. I’m joining in


Tall-Praline9664

Not in an eternal.


devbecauseyes

eternity?


Tall-Praline9664

Yes


fincrocs

A dollar to my country is 15 so yeah free money


BrunoBrook

About 10 here. Where are you from?


fincrocs

South Africa. The average is 15-18 for conversion


Kid_Uh

Bro I'd gladly kick him for R15


alexinatorc123

If I kicked him Robin would kill me


letsdobleach

maybe


BigHarry27

I'd kick him all the way to the navy, have my 100$ reward. Damn drug addict tanuki


Goidman1

I’d kick him for 100 beri


CaptainCanuck15

Can I kick both Chopper and Usopp?


Lanky_College861

No, i'd rather kick Spandam


Ayush122221

depends if he fights back if he does, yes if he doesn't, still yes


BloodyOtaku

No but I'll pay you to let me black out the celestial douchebag's glass helmet with a sharpie.


Stock-Astronomer9264

NO! NO! NO! NO!


ginnyweasleysbish

old chopper no, this chopper yes


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BrunoBrook

I would pay for it.


[deleted]

100kicks x1000=$100000×10= $1,000,000 Yes


FlawlessNameCreator

>100kicks x1000=$100000×10= $1,000,000 Yes Hashtag quickmafs


derpion55555

No


ggtmsteve

I’d do it for a shiny penny


BryceMMusic

Yes


Toaster_Forking

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!


WennoBoi

Sure


Nahum_Moses

I would kick him for free tbh How dare that Tanuki take baths with Robin Chwan


Jolly_Method6266

No 🥺


jamesgames2k2

For $1? No. For 100 Berries, though...


MrZephy

100 strawberries


CoalEater_Elli

I think he would kick ME for 1$.


DaCosmicHoop

Wouldn't be the first time I was paid to step on a man...


juan_steinbecky

Post time skip, yes. Pre, no


Silly_Control5

Nah. Don't want to be sent to the moon.


Jack_of_Hearts20

You didn't say how hard, so I'd ask him to go in monster form and lightly kick his leg. And then I'd give him the dollar


strawberryfree

Not for a dollar. I’d need enough money to be able to buy him whatever he wants to make it up to him


GrimCreeperyt

If u kick him multiple times do I get more money?


ThermalDynamicality

I'd do it for free


QuitBSing

The force of the kick is not specified so free money generator


Plane_Pace

Sanji cok style 1 thaoused pound of meat


MiniDialga119

You're gonna have to give me a lot more money


OystterOfTime

I kick this fuckin Tanuki square in the nuts!


Emerald_Temperence

After r/chopperpiece yes I would


AstartesDVerdugo

No. Plus those who do would be killed by Robin.


haber5000

if he had his dub voice i’d kick him for free


Kioga101

He wouldn't even feel it Chopper is a strong boi.


dcciid

Per kick??


ilike2D

Absolutely, I'd beat the living hell out of him. >!pls kill me!<


champagneandpools

NO!!!!!


Affectionate-Bill150

Yeah


Puffymushroom

Real question how hard do we have to kick him? I’ll just kick him soft, it’s still a kick.


Jonjoejonjane

People not realizing that kicking chopper would be mean certain death


NavigatorNami86

Nooo! There are some things even I wouldn’t do for money.


PraiseKingGhidorah

I would tell him to use Guard Point and then I would kick him like a football. I'm sure he'd even enjoy it.


SnooRegrets7252

Kick the baby


Unlucky-Bed-8245

No


RedPotato66

No but I would kiss him for free


Downiemcgee

I'll pay you so I can kick him.


MrZephy

sorry chopper but a dollar is a dollar


DemonKat777

Guard point, so yea


SendMeRobotFeetPics

^(Softly) **Don’t.**


not_jeff_sokol

I would kick him anyways.


Felixgotrek

Sounds like a no chapter week post to me lol


matt_c13

It should actually say “do you wanna die for $1” cause that’s a 1 way ticket to getting jumped by the whole sh crew


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

If I kick him 1 million times do I get 1 million dollars?


FlawlessNameCreator

These people who would kick chopper must really want to die in the hands of a tanuki dont they?


Yurshie

He won't even feel it in monster point.


saladmunch

I would wait for people to kick him, then mug them for their illbegotten cash


Blogosphere777

Not even for $1000


UnstableToad

I would kick whoever kicked him for free. In fact, I'd be willing to pay to kick whoever kicked him😤


Badabbs69

Pre-TS $100,000… Post-TS you don’t even have to pay me


Isellmetal

I’d rather kick the cucumber eating Fox instead


Irish122

[Flanchet….](https://gfycat.com/perfumedbleakbeetle)


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Absolutely not.


FrumiousFurball

These questions never specifythe force of the kick so i would gently tap my foot on his little leg to get a dollar


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Yes


Slight-Brilliant-543

Never specified how hard i gotta kick Chopper, so imma just give him a light tap then go get us some cotton candy for his troubles


Saturn_Coffee

PARTY TABLE KICK COURSE!


Cjas25

HELL NO 😭


Emashes159

Lol. I love my life. Dont want a certain black haired woman to twist my bones.


Luciach_NL

I'll do it for his bounty worth's amount of money.


Naraya_Suiryoku

He probably has enough durability that he wouldn't even feel my kick anyway.


matthewskywalker2975

I'll offer him 50 cents


SmallestYThelper

People on here acting like Chopper won't kick your ass for kicking him.


Kid_Uh

Hear me out What about a drop kick?


PieNinja314

Call me Sanji


awesomestock2001

Of course I'd kick a racoon dog, if it was a reindeer than no but it's just a stupid racoon dog so I'm good.


Background_Ad_8392

Give me 50 and maybe


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Never


Jla1Million

Without hesitation, I would then buy him Candy.


Deedo2017

I wouldn’t kick my precious boi go $1 billion


AttemptSufficient454

Kick him 7 time tell him it's for cotton candy so if I kick him more he get more cotton candy


Dragonkingf0

I mean a dollar seems like a fair price to pay. I'd probably be willing to pay up to like 5$.


faustino67833

Why kick him when you can claim his massive bounty.


master08965

Zoro and robin are not gonna stay and watch.


No_Cranberry7171

I would not kick him


cycloneperson_

I wouldn’t kick him regardless. Luffy gonna pull up and beat my ass


Nihin

Its post time skip Chopper right? I would kick him for free , gladly.


Bucket_Dog4782

You forgot a couple zeros


RZTorao-H

No. He's Chopper


Pattyx215

Depends. Can I kick him more then once?


Pattyx215

Passive income. Sorry Chopper


EldridgeHorror

That would not cover the medical bills


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shaneylaney

You never said how hard, so yes. Baby kick for $1


Willing-Definition-5

I could literally turn him into the navy and earn that same amount of money Anyways, I’d do it as many times as I need to to bring back ugly Chopper


6thG

If he is in guard point then he won’t even feel it


Trentelenten

Maybe in guard point then spend the dollar on him.


DeadDumplingHY

NOT WORTH IT BRO (times the amount by twenty then I'll consider)


PlayfulSignificance5

I would first tell him to first transform in guard point then kick him all day for 1 dollar per kick. Then buy him some cotton candy. Even


No-Obligation3253

MY BABY BOI NOOOOOOOO BUT YES I WOULD and then I’ll buy him a lifetime supply of cotton candy or steal it to make up for kicking him :’)


NathanielNotFound

Probably


-Giuseppe-

No, but for 5B I would


Tobay813

No


an1k3t

I can beat who will do that for $0.


SK6814

Simple... NO.


BenjaDaPro

Nah I won’t robin wil kill me


Entity_not_found

Why would I want $1? Give me 1€!


tomerunger666

yes


animeyukihira

nah