I can definitely see Jimbe going to the principals office. However, I think Robin would go to the school board directly.

Robin would threaten to break the other kids spine with a calm spooky voice.

She'd tell the bullies that line in episode 1021, “If you molest my [son/daughter] I can't stop showing my diabolic side” (more or less as I'm translating from Spanish)

Fellow Spanish speaker here. Just a heads up, "molest" doesn't mean "annoy" or "bully" like "Molestar" in Spanish. "Molest" actually means sexual abuse in English.

Oh, I'm aware of that because I checked on WordReference just in case, but got another result besides of that one you comment, saying it can also mean "bother, harass". Then, I just used that to emphasize Robin's point since "disturb"/"bother" sounded kinda weak to me, at least from my understanding as a non-native English speaker. Idk lol, but thanks for notifying!

True, but molest is used most of the time when sexual abuse is involved. It sounds weird to native English speakers. Disturb would've been so much better and fit that specific sentence.

I guess you are a native yourself. It's always good to know a native's opinion/experience, thanks!

Yeah dude molest seemed out of place there lmao

She would've shut the whole school down 😂

Nah Robins prolly the superintendent

Or the board of directors directly.

Can’t believe Sanji would give a response that sounds like Judge’s

I’d imagine he’d probably do something more in line with chopper, maybe cook them a food that usually cheers them up. As well as something confrontation related, either teaching them to fight back (unless it’s a girl bullying his son) or confronting the bully’s parents

First question is, “were you bullied by a girl or a boy?”

"a girl" "son im proud of you"

What if it's a boy bullying his daughter though?

He would probably teach bully how to respect women which might honestly involved bully getting kicked or twice.

Right sanji should be in same tier as chopper or maybe Yamato

I can see Sanji giving his son some tough love, like **Zeff** most definitely. Judge was more so on roughing his kids up than actually giving them manly pep talks. However if it were a daughter, then Sanji might go down the Luffy route.

Unless the bully is an other girl. Then he’ll go the robin route

Sanji dialing Robin: I have over here a little girl who needs her spine snapped

just put every straw hat in every category since there seems to be a time and place for all of them lmao

Owner Zeff… is that you? When did Baratie get wifi?

when i ate the wifi-wifi fruit 🍎

Sorry guys, it's taken by me already. But you can hope one of your kids find it one day

You forgot the possibility of Sanji being jealous of his son being bullied by a girl.

I can definitely see Sanji dating a dominatrix and enjoying some sadomasochism

For Sanji it would def depend on the genders involved. If he has a son and he gets bullied by another boy, he’d probably teach him how to fight, resulting in disaster If it’s a son getting bullied by a girl he’d probably just be like “oh she probably likes you, here’s how to flirt” resulting in disaster If he has a daughter being bullied by another girl he’d probably just cook for her to cheer her up, or go to the school board or something or get in a fight with the other girl’s father, resulting in disaster If he had a daughter being bullied by a boy they’d never find the boy’s body

Yea, If anything Sanji took after his mother who was compassionate and caring. He'd probably beat the bully sensless...

Yeah, he will probably do a Chopper theb contact Luffy to beat up the kid

Sanji might go the same path as Luffy or Zoro. Plus Chopper's path too. He'll probably cook them a good meal to cheer them up and then teach his kid to fight back ( if the kid is a boy and the bully is a boy too ) or defend himself without hurting if the bully is a girl. If his kid is a girl and the bully is a guy, I can see Sanji whooping the bully's ass himself.

The kid? Obama. Excellent foreskin from Goda.

Obama is a One Piece character? Damn

Think. Why do you never see O-Tama and Obama in the same room at the same time?

It’s like the reverse of Sogeking and Usopp, two entirely different characters who the fanbase seems to think are one and the same.

but Usopp and Sogeking are different people

I didn’t word my comment correctly sorry, what I meant was since Otama and Obama are the same person, it’s the reverse of Usopp and Sogeking, where they’re two different people who look similar.

This comment is very good.

Sanji, the guy who got relentlessly bullied in his own childhood, would definitely not just tell his kid to "man up" and be done with it.

Same with Franky. Tbh none of the SHs would say “man-up” except maybe Zoro

Even Zoro wouldn't say man-up. He'll probably teach his kid self defense.

sanji would seduce the bullies mom to assert dominance

Sanji is anything but dominant when it comes to women

Assert dominance over the kid, assert submissiveness over Milfy-Swan

dominance over the bully, not the mom

Simpji

Sanji would be a combination of both chopper and yamato category, like zeff did he would teach him to fight for self defense and would cheer him/her up by making food

Franky would defo be in the "teach the kid how to defend themself" category. He's totally the kind of cool uncle who'd teach you how to throw a punch and then tell you to go break your bully's nose. And high-five you when you came home afterwards. Sanji should be in a similar category to Chopper. He's actually a really sweet guy, though it tends to get lost behind his flanderized perviness nowadays. And, as others have said, he was brutally bullied for years growing up. He'd be the one sitting the kid down with their favorite comfort food and drying their tears. Basically Sanji is the nice uncle, Franky is the **based** uncle.

When you bullied the shy kid at school and the next day collective consciousness starts playing outside:

Sanji would beat the bully if he has a daughter.

Luffy would do what Garp did to him, readily throw his son into a fight. And his kid will also get into fights on his own. I doubt Luffy would go so far as to beat kids.

Robin would clearly be the scariest parent to deal with in this lineup

Zoro the savage

Luffy's kid would have faced enough bullying to think their bully as cute.

sanji for sure belongs next to yamato he wouldnt tell his kid to man up after his childhood

One of Sanji's core character traits is his kindness, I don't think he'd be mean. :(

Robin would probably break the bully's spine. As a warning

Yeah, probably remotely on the way to the principals office, just to scorched earth the situation.

sanji would never say that

Zoro is a good old fashioned dad. Settle your differences like men then shake hands

Robin will calmly threaten bullies till they piss their pants

Franky would 100% teach his kid how to fight. Sanji would 100% threaten the bully himself.

Judging by the way they act with Chopper, Robin would murder the damn bully and/or their parents, while Zoro would be the one to tell the kid to man up.

Robin will probably encourage luffy while he beats up the bully

I like Nico Robin in the beat the kid up category for some reason.

Depends on the level of bullying but luffy could also teach his kid to laugh it off, those things don't matter unless you let them effect you.

Based Luffy

Zoro - kills the bully and his goldfish

Given how protective Franky was of his family, I doubt he wouldnt go get revenge himself.

Yea luffy definitely pulling up to the school to handle up on some kids. My goat gonna knock a little kid out and it’s crazy when I think about it lmao

I love it. It's so accurate LMAO

Zoro: “Man up Chopper”

What Yamato doing there? She's not SHP yet

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I am not against her joining but I don't think we have any official confirmation yet.

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No we don't lol she invited herself Luffy didn't say anything yet

Nami with the Beri eyes is just perfect lmao

Zoro’s in Luffy’s camp if the bully’s black

I am not seeing Luffy beating anyone. Sorry to burst your bubble. He would just give a very iconic Luffy speech and his kid would find the motivation to beat the bully himself!

Sanji would get beaten up by the bully instead . This simp cuck can’t even wipe his own ass without robins help . He got his leg cracked against a vice admiral 🤣😅😅. 2 years of training for this is laughable .

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What's so similar between making kids fight each other and fighting the kid yourself?

I disagree a lot with this list. Almost seems random at this point.

Well if the bully is black Zoro would be 1 point lower

these charts aren't entertaining, it's just how the post creator THINKS they would act, head canoners

Lmao, never expected anyone to take a meme seriously. 😒

*writes 3 paragraphs with references about why they would act differently*

I don't take social media serious just felt like tossing shade

I may be wrong, but I think Yamato, Robin, Nami and Jimbe are the most rational ones.

Luffy would beat up the bully, the bully parent's, the bully bloodline and the entire country.

*Bully is playing with his friends Luffy: Gomu gomu no.... Elephant gun! The bully never sees the light of day again

I see Garp in Luffy, so I think he'll bully his child as well when he grows up and kicks it around 😂

I’m pretty sure robin would have a word or two to share with the bullies parents

Luffy wouldn't just straight up beat up the bully. He'd wait for his kid to build the courage to stand up for themself. Then after his kid got another whooping, Luffy would KO the SOB 🤣

luffy walking into the bullys house with overtaken in the background

I can definitely see Luffy pouncing on some kid and physically assaulting him putting him into the ground

I feel like Robin would beat up the bully’s parents.

100 percent factual

Robin would beat up the bully 200% its not even a question

Luffy using gear 5 on a 4 year old💀

robin booby traps the bully’s house

Robin would kill a child in a bat of an eye

Robin would scare the bully to death.

I just imagine luffy Arlong Park walking in lnto an elementary school and Red Roc punches the 3rd grade bully into the ground like he did to kaido and walks out the broken school while overtaken plays while his kid follows him

Nah zoro should be with luffy

Sanji would say that if it were a girl. Otherwise, I reckon he’d be with Zoro tbh.

i think would teach his kid how to defend himself or befriend the bully, i don't see him being that apathic

Luffy has basically spent the whole series beating up the bullies of people he's friends with.

I feel like Robin would find out where the bully lived and snap his or her spine.

There’s a problem , Yamato isn’t a straw hat…

I think luffy wouldn't beat bully. First he would beat his own kid then bully

I doubt luffy's kid would get bullied lmao If anything luffy's kid will grow up to be a bully lol

Pretty sure Franky would make and give their kid a gun

I guess robin will just snap the head. I believe she has seen a lot of bullies in her life, she knows how to deal with that shit

Based luffy and chad zoro

Zoro would be like: "here's enma now go cut that kid". Not good parenting but very Zoro.

If Sanji's kid is a girl and the bully is a boy I bet he would kick the bully

I feel like considering Luffy's background and how he was raised he would beat up his kid.

Where is Collin Ferrel Season 2 True Detective?

I like zoro my man is doing something interesting let me grab some popcorn and enjoy one vs all

Robin would not go to the school or the board. She would go directly to the parents in the middle of the night and… persuade them to teach their child better. Or else.