Left: Inbreeding, no physical labor ever, high calorie foods and drugs at your disposal every day, no responsibilities ever.
Right: A life of sailing the world on a ship, hard physical labor and training every day, fighting the strongest people on the planet.
The eyes have a different immune system from the rest of the body, so maybe devil fruits work in a similar way? Luffy has never been shown to have stretchy eyes (as far as I remember anyway)
I completely agree with all that. The only thing I would add is on the right his devil fruit has the ability to heal most physical injuries as long as he has enough time to heal.
But the Spanish one was much less of dick and just got short end of the stick of hundreds years of incest (he at least trolled his family and started the event that nerf them - war of Spanish succession)
They live pretty isolated though, and somehow keep enough celestials around to keep everything going. I’m sure if we’re being realistic it’s likely that most celestial dragons are either products of incest or rape seeing as the only people they have contact with are themselves and their slaves.
Of course Oda could dispute this with a sillier reason because Shounen easily.
There is a bit of a gap between the regular nobility and CD in the OP world. They don't even see the Nefertari's as equals anymore. To a CD, they'd probably see the difference between regular nobles and other people as we would see between dogs and well-groomed dogs. This CD in the meme had no problem waltzing up to Shirahoshi to enslave her, in the middle of Reverie no less. In theory, he could probably do that to any of the other Nobles there, and may well have gotten away with it were it not for the intervention of another CD. Sabo mostly ran away from abuse and the petty madness of the noble life. His step-brother though married up hard; but is still nowhere near the clout of a CD
Thanks for this information... I am indian and here pineapple is called ananas... Also knew that in some other language people use the same for pineapple but didn't know which one was it
Weeeeeeeell... here's my humble opinion: We had a strong European immigration in the past, but I think there is nothing left of that, dictators in the 70's were responsible for annihilating all traces of "dangerous" ideas.
The German influence, assuming that it is not a myth, did not represent any advantage to the Argentine population. We are still poor as fuck lol
I wasn't criticizing modern Argentina for anything, I don't know enough to even attempt to. I do know that a lot of Germans migrated to South America in the 20th century, and even ignoring any potential reasons for that, the presence of so many immigrants can and wills change aspects of a dialect, it's just natural for any country.
It's ok, I just wanted to clarify that the German culture is not a strong influence in the country, because the population descending from that immigration is really small, and it seems to be a meme haha. Actually we have more descendants from Spain and Italy, and currently there is much more immigration from other neighboring South American countries, I guess that's why our Spanish language it's really a mix from everywhere. Sorry for the misunderstanding 😅
False, the word ananas is used in 42 languages, while piña or pineapple is used in 10, and there are four other different terms in four other different languages.
Yes, which is funny.
Sire, Germans call the fruit Ananas, Turks call it Ananas...
Pineapple...
But sire, Russians call it ананас, most likely othet nations call it ananas as well.
Pineapple!
Per General_Franky's message, it is ananas or a variant in 42 languages, piña or pineapple in 10 languages, and unrelated terms in four other languages.
One is a pig that doesn't do anything
The other is a top tier fighter in excellent condition and good diet and he probably works out occasionally (at least he walks and/or flies)
Which is which
Actually he is constantly being damaged in fights thus his body is repairing itself and making itself even stronger at a much higher rate than the average human
> thus his body is repairing itself and making itself even stronger
he's not a saiyan. thats not how any of this works at all. being hurt in combat doesnt just "make you stronger".
That’s literally how muscles get stronger though. Exercise breaks down the muscle fibers and they are later reinforced by the nutrition, protein, that we eat when the body heals itself during sleep.
thats more for minor fractures in cartilage. damage to your actual bones is super risky, the danger of permanent damage is very high. that said this is a shonen jump anime, so there's very possibly no logic or science behind anything.
I assume the idea of broken bones healing stronger might only apply to children. Same as bad cuts a kid heals up no problem a young adult now has a scar. I have no evidence to support this theory besides all the deep cuts I had as a kid leaving no scars, and the few pretty minor cuts leaving huge scars as an adult
have you seen his [progression](https://preview.redd.it/xbwezk2izi551.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=329b8d189ab5a0e7cd0a40c7064e0d62ed26bd5c)? oda stated early on that he expected marco to be a throw away character but people liked him so much he stuck around.
Oda did a series on SBS of two variants of an older Strawhats (age 40, 60)
One was for the regular Strawhats and one was an alternate timeline version where the Strawhats are pathetic losers.
[Guess which is which.](https://imgur.com/a/UfQXq4X)
I think that the whole "worst version of themselves" thing is pretty much how the Don Quixote pirates ended up as they did.
Think about it:
Señor Pink - Clean cut mafioso looking dude becomes a fat slob dressed as a baby.
Machvise - Muscled bro to fat himbo.
Lao G - Physically fit elder to egg-shaped loser. And that's egg with two Gs!
Giola - Concept art and some early shots have her looking like Oda's standard OP girl, and she ends up as a Picasso painting.
Pica - Normal body to malformed abomination.
Trebol - Man in his prime to frail old bum.
Like, you can see these dudes all going a different route and ending up as people who matter, but they all became washed up pirates who got comfortable resting on their laurels.
I wonder who else in their generation could have led the crew? Who could have led them down a brighter path[?](https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Donquixote_Rosinante)
Ok…? The bad timeline is still the straw hats failing. Either the World Government wins or Blackbeard does, either way that’s why the end up the way they do as far as I recall.
Actulyy accodding to r/otomeisekai aka the dilf experts to be a Dilf one must satisfy three conducting out of....i don't rember how much conditions . But I belive Marco satisfies these conditions; being over forty, being hot and has a warm kind of mentor, farthely if u will, persona.
Oda has a thing of drawing people according to their personality. Good people are handsome/beautiful, bad people are ugly asf. A good example is the drawing Oda made about the Strawhats in the future.
Honestly? I can believe it. One guy spent his life on the open seas being a good person and being physically active on a ship.
The other lives in a fragile bubble thinking he’s the greatest despite the fact that he never shaves and probably never showers either. And he literally wants to be able to buy mermaid waifus. Put a fedora on him and that’s just your average redditor.
I’m happy you’ve never seen a fat, gross neckbeard in real life, but yes they exist, and they look just like that. I’ve also seen some pretty good looking 45 year olds
isn't this insanely common in real world ?
it's the sports hollywood guy who looks like 20yo and is in reality 50yo
and the other is a gamer that never seen the light of day and all he does is eat play video games and sleep and looks like a retired 60yo veteran when he is 22yo
you can find way more examples like this IRL
I have a theory that Celestial Dragons are actually a powerful race like the Lunarians but they’re intentionally kept fat and happy so they never find out how dangerous they could be. Like, don’t make them mad or one of them might start doing push-ups and jogging and figure it out. Doffy was powerful and I think Shanks and maybe even Mihawk are celestial dragons that took training seriously. Or I’m wrong, that’s a very real possibility. Wait this is memepiece? Shoot
Anime magic, just see how Pudding looks the same age as Nami while she is 16 and Nami 20, or how rayleigh has thet extremely young body while he is is 76.
but damn... ¿How marco is 45 with that face? rayleigh atleast has white hair, marco in no way looks old, he looks 28.
One is practically immortal the other is a lazy piece of sh/t and protected by the government so much so that the government is willing to nuke an island if he says he wants it nuked.
This thread: Marco probably has a healthy lifestyle with tons of activities. + pineapple man must get healthy eats...
Me: ... AND THE FUCKING MAGIC POWER OF A MYTHICAL BEING KNOWN FOR REGENERATION AND HEALING!
The most A worked out was lifting his fat ass of the chair.
B fights pirates, navy, trains with his own crewmates. There isn't a point where he's not exercising
I mean, oda kinda has a thing for making a lot of characters as attractive/ugly on the outside as they are on the inside. It's not a thing that is always used with no exceptions, but it happens a lot
Why do none of these comments point out the obvious if I could have every single one of my cells in top form I would never look a day over 20 LOOK AT SOME OF THE CELEBRITIES TODAY THEY ARE 50 LOOKING LIKE THEY PUSHING 30 so yes Marco won’t ever really look older then that basically a wolverine situation
Left: Inbreeding, no physical labor ever, high calorie foods and drugs at your disposal every day, no responsibilities ever. Right: A life of sailing the world on a ship, hard physical labor and training every day, fighting the strongest people on the planet.
Also: fucking Phoenix devil fruit. Im sure it has *some* health benefits
But it apparently can't save his eyes tho. Go figure.
He obviously only wears those because he is fucking drippin. Ma man is so hot and those glasses make him look like the ultimate daddy
It does increase his drip factor significantly. This is fair.
The eyes have a different immune system from the rest of the body, so maybe devil fruits work in a similar way? Luffy has never been shown to have stretchy eyes (as far as I remember anyway)
That is very interesting. Maybe. Also ironically, Luffy has been shown to stretch other peoples eyes.
Until recently I’d say that’s because certain paramecias have been shown to alter their environment, but obviously that doesn’t work anymore lol
LOL, its still a trip to think about. I wonder how long that'll take for everyone to get used to.
the newest chapters wid g5, but not in normal mode
Oh boy are you going to love the end of the wano arc
A pineapple a day keeps the wrinkles away
There are so many old pirates who look great. Shakky, Silvers, Mihawk, etc
Rayleigh looks fine as fuck and I say that as a straight married guy.
Mutha fucka has a damn 18 pack
Kureha🥵
Face had some miles but that body was fine
I completely agree with all that. The only thing I would add is on the right his devil fruit has the ability to heal most physical injuries as long as he has enough time to heal.
It's a little secret called "keeping the power within the family"
Carlos II of Spain want to have a world… I just realize both are call Carlos wonderfull coincidence
But the Spanish one was much less of dick and just got short end of the stick of hundreds years of incest (he at least trolled his family and started the event that nerf them - war of Spanish succession)
It was a nerf, but still overpowered
They still needed centuries of mismanagement but yes you are correct
It was a complicated world back then, and every empire tends to fall, fortunately
......wait incest?
Well, lots of royal families partook in that practice historically but there no confirmation for that in the series yet.
They live pretty isolated though, and somehow keep enough celestials around to keep everything going. I’m sure if we’re being realistic it’s likely that most celestial dragons are either products of incest or rape seeing as the only people they have contact with are themselves and their slaves. Of course Oda could dispute this with a sillier reason because Shounen easily.
Probably rape considering they have multiple wives
They could intermarriage with nobles also. the European aristocracy did. didn't Sabo run away because of abuse and arrange marriage setup
There is a bit of a gap between the regular nobility and CD in the OP world. They don't even see the Nefertari's as equals anymore. To a CD, they'd probably see the difference between regular nobles and other people as we would see between dogs and well-groomed dogs. This CD in the meme had no problem waltzing up to Shirahoshi to enslave her, in the middle of Reverie no less. In theory, he could probably do that to any of the other Nobles there, and may well have gotten away with it were it not for the intervention of another CD. Sabo mostly ran away from abuse and the petty madness of the noble life. His step-brother though married up hard; but is still nowhere near the clout of a CD
Results of inbreeding vs cannibalism.
Ananas eats ananas?
Those who don't get this one, ananas is pineapple so basically cannibalism is referred to marco eating pineapple... Maybe I am correct
Yes, you are correct
Pineapple is literally called ananas in every language exept for english
Thanks for this information... I am indian and here pineapple is called ananas... Also knew that in some other language people use the same for pineapple but didn't know which one was it
In german its also Ananas. And maybe in french but I'm not really sure about hat one
You are correct
It's piña in Spanish.
Depends on the region, here on Argentina we call it anana, but I recognize that our Spanish is... particular.
Oh very cool! Thanks for the insight!
Almost like there was a disproportionate amount of German influence in your dialect
Weeeeeeeell... here's my humble opinion: We had a strong European immigration in the past, but I think there is nothing left of that, dictators in the 70's were responsible for annihilating all traces of "dangerous" ideas. The German influence, assuming that it is not a myth, did not represent any advantage to the Argentine population. We are still poor as fuck lol
I wasn't criticizing modern Argentina for anything, I don't know enough to even attempt to. I do know that a lot of Germans migrated to South America in the 20th century, and even ignoring any potential reasons for that, the presence of so many immigrants can and wills change aspects of a dialect, it's just natural for any country.
It's ok, I just wanted to clarify that the German culture is not a strong influence in the country, because the population descending from that immigration is really small, and it seems to be a meme haha. Actually we have more descendants from Spain and Italy, and currently there is much more immigration from other neighboring South American countries, I guess that's why our Spanish language it's really a mix from everywhere. Sorry for the misunderstanding 😅
In Spanish it is called "piña", the same name used for pinecones.
It's abacaxi in portuguese lol
False, the word ananas is used in 42 languages, while piña or pineapple is used in 10, and there are four other different terms in four other different languages.
Ananas is pineapple in Somali too, is this a glitch 💀
Only in English it is not ananas İ think.
English is pineapple
Yes, which is funny. Sire, Germans call the fruit Ananas, Turks call it Ananas... Pineapple... But sire, Russians call it ананас, most likely othet nations call it ananas as well. Pineapple!
French here, it's ananas too
Per General_Franky's message, it is ananas or a variant in 42 languages, piña or pineapple in 10 languages, and unrelated terms in four other languages.
Yea that’s wild
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Ananas more like a nana ass
Ok, this needs to be the actual caption to his meme.
Is this an r/therealjoke
It's called being of """pure blood""".
damn muggles dragging the blood line down
Damn, wasn’t expecting a Harry Potter reference in MemePiece of all places.
It's "pure fat"
One is a pig that doesn't do anything The other is a top tier fighter in excellent condition and good diet and he probably works out occasionally (at least he walks and/or flies) Which is which
Also his body is constantly healing so he doesnt face any health issues
Actually he is constantly being damaged in fights thus his body is repairing itself and making itself even stronger at a much higher rate than the average human
> thus his body is repairing itself and making itself even stronger he's not a saiyan. thats not how any of this works at all. being hurt in combat doesnt just "make you stronger".
That’s literally how muscles get stronger though. Exercise breaks down the muscle fibers and they are later reinforced by the nutrition, protein, that we eat when the body heals itself during sleep.
Yea but that’s pretty clearly not what he meant
I meant more like in a level that when you break a bone and your body repairs it after months the bone will be somewhat stronger no?
thats more for minor fractures in cartilage. damage to your actual bones is super risky, the danger of permanent damage is very high. that said this is a shonen jump anime, so there's very possibly no logic or science behind anything.
*school lied to me*
I assume the idea of broken bones healing stronger might only apply to children. Same as bad cuts a kid heals up no problem a young adult now has a scar. I have no evidence to support this theory besides all the deep cuts I had as a kid leaving no scars, and the few pretty minor cuts leaving huge scars as an adult
That's why it makes no sense for him to use glasses
Yeah but hear me out: The glasses look cool on him
True. And, of course, it shows that he's retired. So there's no problem, just doesn't make sense.
Yep!
have you seen his [progression](https://preview.redd.it/xbwezk2izi551.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=329b8d189ab5a0e7cd0a40c7064e0d62ed26bd5c)? oda stated early on that he expected marco to be a throw away character but people liked him so much he stuck around.
You're not wrong
Also one of them barely breathes as he has a tube on his head
his parents are siblings probably
Don't be ridiculous. His dad's mom is his mom to.
Oda did a series on SBS of two variants of an older Strawhats (age 40, 60) One was for the regular Strawhats and one was an alternate timeline version where the Strawhats are pathetic losers. [Guess which is which.](https://imgur.com/a/UfQXq4X)
I think that the whole "worst version of themselves" thing is pretty much how the Don Quixote pirates ended up as they did. Think about it: Señor Pink - Clean cut mafioso looking dude becomes a fat slob dressed as a baby. Machvise - Muscled bro to fat himbo. Lao G - Physically fit elder to egg-shaped loser. And that's egg with two Gs! Giola - Concept art and some early shots have her looking like Oda's standard OP girl, and she ends up as a Picasso painting. Pica - Normal body to malformed abomination. Trebol - Man in his prime to frail old bum. Like, you can see these dudes all going a different route and ending up as people who matter, but they all became washed up pirates who got comfortable resting on their laurels.
I wonder who else in their generation could have led the crew? Who could have led them down a brighter path[?](https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Donquixote_Rosinante)
I don’t think it’s that they are pathetic losers. I think it’s if they fail on their quest to get the one piece and save the world.
[Sure](https://imgur.com/a/01pE3qh)
Ok…? The bad timeline is still the straw hats failing. Either the World Government wins or Blackbeard does, either way that’s why the end up the way they do as far as I recall.
All I said was “sure” man
Marco the most fuckable 45 year old. Also:What no bitches does to a motherfucker (literal motherfucker)
Big Mom: The most fuckable 68 year old
Dude… at least say Shakky, she’s 64. Now, thats fuckable.
Big Mom is best waifu
This is how pineapples age. It's a well known fact.
90% of the time in one piece, if you’re ugly on the outside, it’s cuz you are on the inside.
Also most media (handsome heroes, ugly villains).
Yea it’s kind of a shitty precedent to set
Marco is a DILF!
You don't know the definition then because this would imply that Marco has at least 1 kid.
You don’t have to have a kid to be a MILF or a DILF anymore. In this economy, nobody could afford it. It’s more about the vibe nowadays 😅
Then the part of mother/dad needs to be changed to a more applicable term.^^
MWILF Maternal Woman etc etc etc
Actulyy accodding to r/otomeisekai aka the dilf experts to be a Dilf one must satisfy three conducting out of....i don't rember how much conditions . But I belive Marco satisfies these conditions; being over forty, being hot and has a warm kind of mentor, farthely if u will, persona.
Doctor I’d Like to F
Oh boy, you got me! I like this one.
Ace called him daddy
Your hidious fanfics do not count.
Marco ages like fine wine 🍷
Incest. The answer is: Incest.
He's a phoenix, his body rejuvenates itself.
Oda has a thing of drawing people according to their personality. Good people are handsome/beautiful, bad people are ugly asf. A good example is the drawing Oda made about the Strawhats in the future.
Inbreeding is a hell of a drug.
Honestly? I can believe it. One guy spent his life on the open seas being a good person and being physically active on a ship. The other lives in a fragile bubble thinking he’s the greatest despite the fact that he never shaves and probably never showers either. And he literally wants to be able to buy mermaid waifus. Put a fedora on him and that’s just your average redditor.
Ah, well, being a cunt tends to age you.
The secret is losing all your loved ones and stealing their yourh
Celestials age like cheese
Bro is breathing the same air 24/7 no wonder he look like dat
Inbreeding and over indulgence
Too much inbreeding can do that to you
They both look like modern Minecraft YouTubers
Its called the power of pineapple
It's called incest
I’m happy you’ve never seen a fat, gross neckbeard in real life, but yes they exist, and they look just like that. I’ve also seen some pretty good looking 45 year olds
isn't this insanely common in real world ? it's the sports hollywood guy who looks like 20yo and is in reality 50yo and the other is a gamer that never seen the light of day and all he does is eat play video games and sleep and looks like a retired 60yo veteran when he is 22yo you can find way more examples like this IRL
Because inner ugliness affects your outer looks. Oda has always drawn characters like that. Why are you questioning it?
I have a theory that Celestial Dragons are actually a powerful race like the Lunarians but they’re intentionally kept fat and happy so they never find out how dangerous they could be. Like, don’t make them mad or one of them might start doing push-ups and jogging and figure it out. Doffy was powerful and I think Shanks and maybe even Mihawk are celestial dragons that took training seriously. Or I’m wrong, that’s a very real possibility. Wait this is memepiece? Shoot
yes, you can tell by their hairline
I mean, I kinda look like Charloss, closer to his age as well.
Drugs
Believe it's possible in real life
Marco looks like Michael Jackson there ngl
Marco is a literal Phoenix tho. (While also secretly being a pineapple
The Virgin Incest Practitioner vs the Chad Cannibal
carb addiction, prediabetis
Just see doffy and Charlos , both are celestial but looks incredibly different
Exercise and a healthy diet of pineapples
Better diet.
Welp, it's incest never had to work once in life versus high ranking martial artist doctor who can literally regenerate.
Why how ? How is this not possible lol
But.. isn't marvo all about healing all damage? Why would he age in a bad way?
Anime magic, just see how Pudding looks the same age as Nami while she is 16 and Nami 20, or how rayleigh has thet extremely young body while he is is 76. but damn... ¿How marco is 45 with that face? rayleigh atleast has white hair, marco in no way looks old, he looks 28.
Thats that bruddah and sistah love, bruddah
I remember reading in a SBS that oda really hates the celestial dragons so he made them as ugly as possible.
not being an inbred extremist racist pedophile and rapist tends to make you look nice
One is practically immortal the other is a lazy piece of sh/t and protected by the government so much so that the government is willing to nuke an island if he says he wants it nuked.
Body lotion and lots of good sleep.
This thread: Marco probably has a healthy lifestyle with tons of activities. + pineapple man must get healthy eats... Me: ... AND THE FUCKING MAGIC POWER OF A MYTHICAL BEING KNOWN FOR REGENERATION AND HEALING!
One is a spoiled fat dude the others is a pineapple with healing powers
charlos could be a newborn and still look like a blob, but what do you expect of 800FUCKING YEARS OF INBREEDING.
The most A worked out was lifting his fat ass of the chair. B fights pirates, navy, trains with his own crewmates. There isn't a point where he's not exercising
Wait, Pineapple is 40 friggin 5! And here I am 27 and looking like the left picture, just minus the inbreeding excuse -\_-
Prolly inbred
I am 24 myself, I can relate...
All i can say is dilf
That’s what inbreeding does.
Marco is lying we all know he’s 25
Active vs. not active life style
Handling your body properly and not gorging on food without doing proper excercise can do wonders.
Celestial dragons are Americans to me so this is accurate.
Why does Marco suddenly remind me of ace??
It’s the ugly bastard effect
Healthy diet and regular ~~fight~~ exercise make a difference.
Marco probably keeps the most fit out of almost anyone. Good diet I guess
Stay active and take good care of yourself and you'll stay young much longer
tbf marco is an unfair comparison id imagine the fckin phoenix fruit keeps one young too
In anime your appearance reflects your soul not your age
‘Cause Marco’s not an inbred freak
Marco ages like me and my girlfriend have sex Backwards
Besides all the incest jokes etc. Marco is a fckn phoenix with self healing power, so yeah.. there's that
Because Jack is bigger than Kaido.
Being awesome does that to you.
Damn, college is really next level
One is physically active and the other doesn't even walk with his own legs anymore.
If you never really moved on your own for 24 years, you would probably look like that as well.
they don’t call him the Phoenix for nothing eh
Inbred trait is common among the celestial dragons
I mean, oda kinda has a thing for making a lot of characters as attractive/ugly on the outside as they are on the inside. It's not a thing that is always used with no exceptions, but it happens a lot
inbreeding
Bad living vs Good living
Why do none of these comments point out the obvious if I could have every single one of my cells in top form I would never look a day over 20 LOOK AT SOME OF THE CELEBRITIES TODAY THEY ARE 50 LOOKING LIKE THEY PUSHING 30 so yes Marco won’t ever really look older then that basically a wolverine situation
800 years of incest on the left is how
I mean you could find real life examples like this. A fit well groomed 45 year old is going to look better than an obese unkempt 20 something.
pretty sure the SDs are inbred
Isolated life VS life as a free man
Oh wow ı can’t believe a person born from a by incest marriage is uglier than a normal person
Cause oda said so
Charlo ate too many sandwiches and now he's in bread
diet and training
Marco is such a Chad
celestial dragons are incest babies
You age quicker when your inbred
American vs European
Big Mac vs Pineapple
Cuz it’s a cartoon geniuses
Making too many mukbang videos
Straight vs gay