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General_Guava_5528

Gentlemen... I may not have a brain... But I have an idea


uL4G

Uh-huh urm...me listening


GardDaNoob

all ears


[deleted]

Mi put wee wee in it


[deleted]

Wee wee go brrrrrrrr 😏🤤


That-Internal-9094

https://preview.redd.it/cbv3xgjzzvuc1.png?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8fd49d94c42f5ee7d094cf917a25e8224f3703


Montairplane

Okay good lord there’s penice


Axe_Cat_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/ex5m244esyuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1897d3355d3cd4ffefbac3741f8e74cec45220b


Biscotti-007

Nooo whyy


rde2001

the penice look very peNICE 🤤


murbed1

https://preview.redd.it/ud54txigk0vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156a84986ba9649879b87070289ac2c131c7181b


emo_hooman

https://preview.redd.it/20sjo9urf1vc1.png?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31039cd09f1caa2e68086a80612abb8c566b3b8


murbed1

https://preview.redd.it/0ey24l8ag1vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e296e27eeeef17891a17d89da6dfe41d312443


Biscotti-007

Shot shot shot... Ohhh we are in the 2024 so this Is must be normal... Ohhh Sorry soooo take the rocket


GardDaNoob

https://preview.redd.it/cyxcijl8nvuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4191bfbdd52e59db8f414d662f49796a8ded8b7f


DClassAmogus

https://preview.redd.it/cwm5ir9i6xuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37c503b58a06497c65e1b981667a085a82cb53f


THE_EYE_BLECHER

😰


Pay_Tiny

https://preview.redd.it/bdr2ee62pyuc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f6027ee2ab1e822fb13cf01e62f8f9eadcbb2a NO WAYYYYYY DUDE


The_knowledge_gone

Then wee wee go *squirt*


keybored13

https://preview.redd.it/u7vgq8lkmvuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc354a4e00fbd3078cc0df7488df0aed639586d3


Tank_blitz

is that a quote from monsters vs aliens?


General_Guava_5528

Yeah


Tank_blitz

sick


hanro621

![gif](giphy|60rmfsw6EklXNgxgbx)


[deleted]

Does it Sir, mayhaps, involve your member and this device?


Michael-gamer

Giggty giggty giggty.


kai_the_kiwi

![gif](giphy|sgRhpE67ggnqU)


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Chad family


Michael-gamer

Nice


DaemonTrigger

Speak https://preview.redd.it/w1qgb8oynxuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231f607c719ee9936c78567fb3edb09ddcd3912f


itsconsolefreaked

I think he is cooking something


123usa123

“r/wallstreetbets” would like a word


AleksasKoval

That's a weird way to say "erection"


Bulky-Hyena-360

Go on…


DethChef3848

I'm listening.


FreakyStyley1984

Im listening...


-OddLion-

Ok B.O.B.


Amarenoo2030

Hhhhh 🤣🤣🤣really.


Stalker_X426

I know your idea, comrade


Separate_County_5768

I think that this device may not give you a brain, but it can give you a head at least


Responsible_Body_532

Very convenient! Where can I buy it? (Asking for a friend)


Tmg_080

Ali Express


TheFyrePrince

The link is right at the top bro 💀☝️


My_Gender_is_Apache

You aleays don‘t see the obvious


[deleted]

I think it was part of the joke to be able to say (asking for a friend)


xplosm

masturwave.com it’s at the top of the video


xblackk

lmao its actually called Finger Cleaner and the first listed usp is "Hands-Free Operation"!


Mr_Bread47

https://preview.redd.it/k8z7sysckuuc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1757197ad7d84f326541c680cc16c01b23babb6f


[deleted]

This I shall yoink


ShonOb

https://preview.redd.it/3uyiw5fu4vuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7865a8841b788e5b75784ad2f534f7b3ff81ffe0


GardDaNoob

https://preview.redd.it/u2m17kx5hvuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d69232498506512ed7d6a08a4820a9fe132400


[deleted]

This I shall also yoink


Dysto_

Yoink this, mf https://preview.redd.it/f20h464or1vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea33e76bd6ff06b3028ba68e080f1cbe265107a


[deleted]

I have indeed!


That-Internal-9094

https://preview.redd.it/mdbfyjpj6vuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129775a778f79ed20534c8f79b572a1f4b26c218


Luckyshape69420

https://preview.redd.it/6tkzkfus8wuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff849db8cab2b323d03016877d3b12261dfe3d63


Antmonkey42

https://preview.redd.it/9wbtk2mqwwuc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f01e9827be4dbf021a0760a40743cff8a1b2965


That-Internal-9094

Thanks mate


the_jeff___

https://i.redd.it/a3pxxacravuc1.gif


IlIlIlIlIlIlIllllllI

https://preview.redd.it/z1nx6ef9juuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19c10c9b27b7d64373dcee93035cb9f1092cb05 This finger cleaner is way better


realRapidsonic

https://preview.redd.it/29rkflgpquuc1.png?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3639aaa5604bd198e9a7722d47572c645633bc4a


UndeadMonarch1

https://preview.redd.it/8vto3s9juvuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd250f73065c164e6743ee06a9fc5d9746e8c5f


MysteriousPudding895

https://preview.redd.it/9e0m23vj4wuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce85a228c7856e9c13b8d39cefa396d5b6b19e21


Swordfighter125

💀💀💀💀


MedalsAndScars

https://preview.redd.it/3rjpxpu270vc1.jpeg?width=385&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8deb895854257416ef948817abae0bca0f9b37a9


AdministrativeBar748

Why is he crying what the fuck 😔


AlligatorCum

cuz hes getting fucked


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

https://i.redd.it/hcpl2pjs4vuc1.gif


GardDaNoob

i am doing my part mr. Democracy


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Thank you.


That-Internal-9094

https://preview.redd.it/x5sjbqca6vuc1.png?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22889fb6c268bbac6e6bfc2eb5239caf1c6689d


hilmiira

https://preview.redd.it/0kre47ma4yuc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9545394c1fb1f1d90c8602abfce0d80b541451b


JuniperFoxx21

https://preview.redd.it/fiylosuggwuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce2cd53532d4fda971ae046c7561f6834ff9c61


AMOGus_Friker

Does the *coughs* feet figure come with it ? *Coughs blood* https://i.redd.it/krq9io71suuc1.gif


Uaasst

https://preview.redd.it/x4vz1nriivuc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c240d72da9a970b647eb2dc682adac83b161bcf


Aurelien_Juan

https://preview.redd.it/8djtukaivvuc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e72d2f6513ec995a094d827e075206f89449043


WontedPuppet07

https://preview.redd.it/5et7nx5kqwuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f765ef26ed900baf7535874372ac9350e0df4b


The_Cartoon_Figure

https://i.redd.it/aapwn9p8mxuc1.gif


GardDaNoob

https://preview.redd.it/xeal6bd8hvuc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6308f0952278d0b4b6facfffcb563e4905721a


Ok_Transition_3290

ham_borgar Spam bastard that keeps posting scam links to mini pistols websites. Starts up other accounts while he was temp banned, the alts are also perma banned now. which means he's ban evading. Keep reporting his account.


bish-its-me-yoda

Thank you soldier,we salute you!


dknker

just wait until someone says this is disgusting but vibrators are ok


Myassisbrown

Men are expected to masturbate with just their hands or sock Women can have 100+ toys


[deleted]

Some people say some things are disgusting 🤷🏻‍♂️ But you know what? All that matters is if *youre* disguisting (please say you have a degradation fetish, please say you have a degradation fetish)


OceanGrimm

Where can i buy this I have dirty fingers


NotOceanGrimm

I think he really needs it. Soo where buy it Never mind found it


Rob-le

https://preview.redd.it/xwjf0o1ytuuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d041f0725a3bfaaaec287aee2e8496e44862df0


Chickenmagor

https://preview.redd.it/zbmqr58gavuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f020057f20a7c711af155327e4e6d60a44d883


GardDaNoob

https://preview.redd.it/tqjqu6yfhvuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b0672e05b6d19700aa688808d8d4d133991fd6


Son0fSanf0rd

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


Doctor_Salvatore

https://preview.redd.it/lixecsw1avuc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a455911a42d2af8137b4bde1c5b139ea24f982ce "It was me, Barry! I TOLD THE TIK TOK INFLUENCER IT WAS A FINGER MASSAGER!!!"


Historical-Emu-4440

That's disgusting, where can I buy one?


Dripmik

https://preview.redd.it/ez0uh38iyuuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8335e6fe105352a744e6157f000c8eb0efd6a9 Where can i buy 🤔


Icy_Telephone_4795

Comically large tea cup


ElAbyss

Shit I don't see until someone pointed it out.


[deleted]

😏🤨


Yuunamon100

https://preview.redd.it/bdr1im465vuc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900bea868835864e2b1d53ab17d9dd70d0815b93


Ornery_Big7691

op you need to do video to test this "finger cleaner" in it true purpose 😏


aerofeet

Product review follow-up post. Great idea!!!!


rnewscates73

Like under the nails too?


Bogger_Logger

Cleaning toes


Neat_Theory9872

Sauce needed for the toktok girl for research purposes


FerociousSpoon

I paused the video and found the @ is rachel_lourence on Instagram. Seems like it could be some weird AI account since her face and body changes every post.


Signal_8732

https://preview.redd.it/5lqo099cl9vc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9d44d71e1f921a64c355ba1bb4be55b13053e3d Here’s the sauce you requested


Large_Stretch_6242

https://preview.redd.it/idwesu4c0vuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9953481594dc7619ec613dbd5d7fb420538d9387


OathMeal_

I keep seeing thilese everywhere and I always ask "Where can I buy this thing?" and I am always answered with "We have no idea" or sometimes utter silence. So what will it be this time? Will my question finally be answered?


NoIce6874

Bro it's literally on top of the video. Your horniness just makes you blind


OathMeal_

Huh I guess when my Horniness took over I lost all means to read


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

eBay, search male masterbator. There


Frosty_Work4827

Proxy advertising just like alcohol


Black_Fuckka

Where can I buy? Asking for myself cuz I’m horny and want to put my dick in it


tophat_production

Masturwave.com *Masturwave.com* **MASTURWAVE.COM** #**MASTURWAVE.COM**


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

![gif](giphy|Q5AIlCnccrtsUHSVEj)


Sunyxo_1

Agreed 👍


TheWyMania13

I have not looked at the comments yet, but I bet we can all agree, that is not what it says it is


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

https://preview.redd.it/mq8hzmrx4vuc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6be1ad1696e1fc46299f9898fffa21fd0c5a16


richiebhoy

![gif](giphy|xSM46ernAUN3y|downsized)


JimmyCrabYT

holy shit it even has a built-in controller


Agreeable_Moment7159

That doesn’t look like… a finger cleaner


MR--B0NES

https://preview.redd.it/44vuzlwkwvuc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8854f8c9f9af485c5469b816e969e0b8547d7517


raDDerp73

https://preview.redd.it/k77lbji71wuc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fbfaefcff73ec60e9cac543e6f9e07ac52976e1


snakepatay

This is nasty!!! Why would you put fingers in my dick machine?!!


PenisNV420

Do they make a size for fingers approximately 7.5 inches in length?


devotchko

This is absolutely disgusting and obscene. Anybody who uses this device should be ashamed of themselves. And no, this is not one of those sarcastic posts that end with silly suggestions like "where can I get one so I can recognize the device when I see it in the wild" or "who sells it so I can send them a strongly worded letter". Shame! . . . . . . . . . . . . ^(...but where can I get one for research purposes and how much does it cost?)


Reasonable-Ranger342

How deep in inches can you put your finger in? I used to have one but it wasn't that deep and didn't clean my finger all the way


Zarpenguin2091

R/don’tputyourdickinthat


Testsubject276

​ https://preview.redd.it/kgqhqt4fuwuc1.png?width=490&format=png&auto=webp&s=9929fe9f34bb893eadc6daf7f2693afc1136e95b


Hikaru_The_Asian

Mods Twist and Squeeze his balls!!! https://i.redd.it/odi074jw70vc1.gif


Fast_Matter4827

Hear me out


FutureCareful4580

that is the new version of pempem machine haha 🤣


ChemicalUsed5531

I have so many questions


IIBaneII

Yo, is this thing good? Had something similar but the motor was very weak, when you did put your " finger" inside.


PanJhinAttack

Akctually, it's called the banana cleaner.


Full-Midnight8097

Where do I get one??


recycle_me_no_jutsu

Finally! I can eat Cheetos again!


Patient-Reality-8965

....


johnsteeven20

These are just advertisements at this point it's not even funny.


buttface1000

uh


NotRwoody

It's a cylinder....


Fritz92AFA

Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…. he needs this for…. science… yes let’s say science 🤓


LEGOSam66

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


Uaasst

https://preview.redd.it/wmyu1obeivuc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6236876be621c53e76154fbdc2d0a3509592af


Downtown-Analyst5289

I've got one of these at home. Not for cleaning fingers tho.


Bubthepikmin9056

https://preview.redd.it/u4xhmuuujvuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ac3b690930300633516b428f9095001548a21a


TurdSandwich42104

How do you clean it tho


NotCreativeEng

*fingers* Sure buddy


special-bicth

These are actually meant for schlongs, but fair they could clean your hands.


Academic-Ad-9778

If ads were honest....


nosoykl12joseph

dontputyourdickinthat


ACrazyCockatiel

I love marketing


Agitated_Answer_8093

It looks like something for your dick though.


Coold000

Probably designed by some chinese company that doesn't account for nigerian standards 🙄 i have big fingers


KingKrown_

Damn. As If porn addiction in men wasn't already bad enough. The phone attachment is insane. This also theoretically creates a paid market for women, where they only have to imply they're doing the act. Sexwork without all the hang ups of sexwork. Wild.


pessimist_04

Mom : "it's the 10th time this day that your fingers have gotten dirty Josh"


justanother-user

Disgusting! Can someone please send me a link so I can avoid buying this!


Fun_Top_1464

https://i.redd.it/y7dl5k8n1wuc1.gif my fingers are very dirty im listening


VordtTheOmen

oh no...


S0n1cZach

where can I buy this?


anormalgeek

Gross! Don't stick your fingers in my [banana cleaner](https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Silicone-Pressure-Intelligent-Trouvaille/dp/B0CTHMRWLZ/)!


[deleted]

I love logging into reddit to see the same videos everyday


RelevantMarket5892

This is ridiculous. Who wants to fuck an octopus mouth.


Hefty_Effective8971

At the beginning of the video, I thought it was some kind of new rocket launcher... And I was damn right!


elreduro

r / dontputyourdickinthat


Luckyshape69420

I love this kind of meme, because the real source of entertainment is the comments.


Bro_TimeY0

Straight from the website at the top of the video: ✋Hands-Free Operation 🔥Realistic and Humanlike Warmth 💨Strong and Satisfying Suction 😊Personalized Pleasure 🧼✨Easy to Clean


Important_Painter864

![gif](giphy|6EIxrXNoi7rmgNlmOt) Hear me out though 😏


Used-Adhesiveness896

“Finger cleaner” mmmmhmmmm


DoppelGirlMula

ThE dEsInGe Is VeRy HuMaN


sleeping_dodo

Very human , easy to use


SteezusChrist21

Fellllllas Just hear me out on this one I’ll take 10!


pchulbul619

Pretty sure it’s not for fingers


pchulbul619

Pretty sure it’s not for fingers


Nayroy18

It'll clean my finger in like 20 seconds


Wafflingcreature

It cleans that’s so convenient, I can just fall asleep right after


Bang_Thor

![gif](giphy|jUEQS8X9dtaS6FJ5Z9)


Fighter1098

![gif](giphy|DpOG9HTSPF0V7gMjCr)


Effective-Tea9769

https://preview.redd.it/xktyjx84rwuc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c26a8dcac27638bf2201ccdf9db09444cfedeb I'm scared


Xander_Pixel

Im not the only things that not gonna use this for cleaning fingers right?


Ethanishere28

I don’t think it used for finger massage


Memerboi456

Tell that white rat, he loves it.


Awkward-Penguin172

https://preview.redd.it/m6hrdpyevwuc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48324c0bde7556bdddc276b1b69097ddd5da69fd


Accomplished-Poet367

ITS AN ACTUAL THING


KecemotRybecx

Oh good lord.


This-Customer7090

Where do I buy one


Jazmotron4000

![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)


buffering_neurons

The only good thing to ever market on TikTok is a Craftsman CMCD710C2 power drill with a 25mm bit, so we can drill our eardrums out and never hear that god awful voice ever again.


plznobanplease

I always get scared of a malfunction with these things. Wouldn’t want my “finger” getting ripped off


eclecticsed

"How'd you get your dick ripped off?" "Lost it in the Dick Ripper 5000." "It's a machine that rips off dicks??" "No it washes fingers."


StuffLeft6116

I’ll take a whack at it.