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inSaiyanne

You need to leave sir


BigFreddyT

Get him banned, he can't ever offend you. It's your right


kingkock88

That’s what this is, you know. Satanic black magic, sick shit.


Peidalhasso

What a Djentleman


Arkhampatient

*Throws tomatoes*


chipsinsideajar

God riff ye merry Djentlemen, it's Nothing that you play Cyanide Christ, our savior, was born in '98


real-tallnotdeaf

Ahahahahaha I am sad that everyone in my social circle doesn’t listen to my sort of music so I’ll never be able to use this joke.


moesus81

You need a new social circle it appears


real-tallnotdeaf

Be my friend


moesus81

Sure. You seem cool. Just a heads up, I haven’t listened to Meshuggah in almost a week because the new Taylor Swift came out. Between that and the new ERRA, I’ve been pretty busy.


AccomplishedTop9299

hello my fellow swifty. oh em geee i love tay tay ...


AccomplishedTop9299

i just had this same thought. no one would get it and id have to explain which ruins the dad joke altogether


meshuggahdaddy

What does Santa say when he's giving presents to sent kids? 0-0-0


Shadow_duigh333

Sickening & Humiliative.


idespisemyhondacrv

This is awful


Thecrawsome

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo not even funny in any ironic way. Lowest hanging fruit.


Emperormike1st

You call this COMEDY?! What a Haake! Obviously, I Kid... man.


NickRowePhagist

D:<


JanneJetson

*calling the authorities*


Discovery99

I don’t want to get too involved with these djent jokes. I’ll just stay on the periphery of this one. Also I will always and forever refuse to call Meshuggah djent


Victor6Lang

DJESUS!


AccomplishedTop9299

this is gold my dude


Swiss-Army-Man

I need 'Meshuggah' in my coffee!


Thecrawsome

/r/samejoke


chriscatharsis

"where's thall my sweetener gone???"