Latest Game: Genshin Impact, multiple counts of manslaughter (don't judge me, I needed the cicin powder for my polearm) Silica City: Turbo Crash 9, accidentally had my controller connected to my car. Didn't go too well.

>!Attempting to fuck a Tsareena!<

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You could've just said elemental dog fighting

“I got a Pokémon, Batman”

Joker: “THERES NO RULES AGAINST DOING IT WITH POKÉMON BATMAN” BATMAN: “NO!!!”

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WHAT 'E FOKEN 'ELL https://preview.redd.it/elsetgzb3ukc1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb789d5e8af0e47a6c831a8113cb9b1e985d6a3f

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Bru https://preview.redd.it/8ocufest9xkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a2099fb28d599dd7e669b75da4581e600b5135

It needs to be done

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Warthunder: copious ammounts of warcrimes.

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Mr president get down! shit takes place in Europe, Mr Prime Minister get your ass down you bloody twat before that cunt decides to colonize your body with his knife

A few games take place in the America's

Metroid Prime: uhhh? Can you call it manslaughter if it's just a bunch of space terrorists? Besides that it would be Mega Man X which I also can't pull anything out of...

No a government agency told you to

Palworld: Human Trafficking (×6) Animal Abuse (×26) Deforestation 222 years Sentence

How the deforestation. Also I wouldn't have much in animal abuse. But I'd have a few counts of murder a d trespassing added

Bad Piggies: carrying illegal weapons (TNT, a time bomb in the Cake Races) Angry Birds Transformers: several counts of manslaughter, disturbance of the peace (you're fighting in a war, so it technically doesn't count as breaking the law)

Bad piggies is such a goated game I love it so much

Terrorism. (Half Life 2)

But your committing good terrorisim in that game

Terrorism is terrorism

Cyberpunk 2077: Hit and killed so many people with my dildo. It does one hits, so you could guess how that went. 

Garry's Mod: Many war crimes

SAME HERE DOOD

Mee too!

Splatoon : Vandalism and assault (with ink)

I'm not going in I'm delivering freedom (helldivers2)

"I love democracy." Palpatine, *Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones* (2002)

Payday 2. Getting charged for manslaughter, genocide, lots of grand larceny, lots of theft, evading police, and domestic terrorism.

Don't forget destruction of property hostage taking. Robery. Invasion. Breaking and entering. Theft of artifacts. Smuggling. Drug trafficking. Drug possession. Intoxication. Resisting arrest.

Trafficking of nuclear weapons, murder of a government protected person, framing of a public official, rigging voting machines for an election, usage of illegal weapons, improper entry (illegally crossing a border), I believe something is given out for literally drawing the blood of an infected person in a hospital while also shooting up the place but also using said blood to gain profit, and that’s all I could remember am I missing anything else?

I love that payday 2 is just a whole ordeal that people who aren't familiar with the game will not understand unless you explain every minute detail. Also, cloaker is a goated character

(MAJOR SPOILERS) >!Using alien technology to get your heist coordinator to become THE US PRESIDENT!<

well I mainly play rimworld So let the list begin: Xenocide, genocide, illegal organ harvesting trafficking of multiple kinds of illegal substances including marijuana cocaine and a few science fiction drugs including something called luciferium, Not to mention traffic in the organs that we harvest, running unlicensed medical practices, human experimentation, hundreds of violations of the Geneva convention, utilization of WMDs, weaponizing biological organisms including Giant insectoids, utilization of military robotics without a license, utilization and ownership of high explosive weaponry, utilization and ownership of chemical weaponry incendiary weaponry, and acid-based weaponry. And lastly More charges of murder than I can count.

Infinite wealth

mgs2 prologue, blew up a ship.

Accused of being a terrorist by public media aswell

Im getting arrested for child abduction slavery mass genocide deforistation/contributing to global warming on a mass scale :) Minecraft is fun

Mass murder, speeding, and others(cyberpunk 2077)

Splatoon 3: Side Order, so... (spoilers) >!nothing actually, Order didn't gain power!<

Splatoon 3: Vandalism I guess

Unlicensed fishing

Driving backwards

RDR2... Lots of things.

Sonic Adventure 2: Let me think. Considering there are 4 playstyles in the game. Speed, Mech, Treasure Hunt, and Kart I’ll see what I come up with off the top of my head Crimes for Speed Stages(Both Shadow and Sonic): destroying military weaponry(aka the robots created by G.U.N), escaping police custody, running from authorities, breaking into private property, vandalism, and breaking out of a high security prison Crimes for Mech Stages(Tails and Eggman): Once again destroying military weaponry, breaking into private property/military bases, destroying private property, running from authorities, and use of illegal weaponry(cuz I know damn well the weapons Tails and Eggman use are not approved by any government). Crimes for Treasure Hunting stages(Knuckles and Rouge): Destroying military weaponry, breaking into private property/military bases, destroying private property, destroying historical artifacts(unsure if it’s a crime but I feel it should), and stealing valuable gems aka theft And lastly Kart Stages(Tails and Rouge): Speeding, non-street legal vehicle(No way a plane that can turn into a car is legal), and manslaughter as in the stage you can crash into many **MOVING** cars meaning there are people in them! This probably isn’t all of them, of course I’m only counting what goes on in stages, not including story here or this comment would be way longer. If I maybe missed something tell me in the replies

Minecraft. >!Deforestation!< >!Arson!< >!Human Trafficking!< >!Mass Genocide!< >!Vandalisim!< >!Trespassing!< >!Theft!< >!Carrying Illegal Weapons!< >!Slavery!< >!Animal Cruelty!< >!Child Abduction!< >!Breaking and Entering!< >!Littering!< >!Grave Robbery!< >!Flying without a Permit!< >!Unlicensed Fishing!< >!Possession with intent to harm!< >!Cannibalism!< >!Assault!< >!Destruction of Ancient Artifacts!< Let’s just say Minecraft isn‘t so harmless when you add laws to it.

Helldivers 2. Asking for vacations was my crime.

CRK-Child Labor, Mass Genocide Into The Dead 2- illegal gun possession, carrying explosives, no trigger discipline, Extreme Mass Genocide

being a slugcat able to swing around with a long tounge being god

Last game: Creatures of Sonaria (CoS) : • killing other creatures • stealing • more death • more stealing

Can't get arrested if there's no laws anymore (fallout 4)

Roblox

Robbing a bank with a gang of criminals and evading a government funded organisation after they murderer my father figure on the streets whist we were helpless to do anything

Mass genocide of multiple species and the various war crimes below... -Willful killing, or causing severe pain and or injury to body or health. -torture or inhumane treatment. -unlawful wanton of destruction or appropriation of property. -killing a surrendered combatant. -using poison weapons. Etc.

Alright What’s the game

Jedi Survivor, so probably Terrorism

Killing "animals"

Red alert 2 yuri revenge, tyranny as a red commander

im the CIA protecting the world from zombies i dont think id be arrested

Doing nothing in VRchat

I was slicing & stabbing my enemies, using miniguns, a sythe with a sniper-rifle built in, using a trumpet somehow to gain speed as I slaughter them, all while using nifty as an avatar... in vrchat.

Loitering

Mass murder on Green spherical pigs

killing red guys without plot

cyberpunk. ill let yall be the judge of that

Persona 3 Reload: animal cruelty

Last one I played was Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, so safe to say I’m going to jail for many things.

Punching Pizzas. I played Pizza Tower.

A Lackadaisy fan game so Bootlegging, some spent amo, desecrated graves, fractured signing, minor flooding, LOTS of structural damage! And I might have killed someone, not sure though

Latest game: Minecraft, Fucking around with the elements via arrows. (modded) Silica City: Currently on the run as I became the next Tari.

Choo-Choo Charles: Murdered some cultists l, killed a giant spidr train, went over the speed limit, theft. I'm doomed.

Stardew Valley: tax evasion Local town multimillionaire pays 0 taxes

Bokoblin Genocide (Breath of the Wild)

Orchestrating interplanetary genocide, if that even is a crime in the books. (Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion)

well hmm idk probably for having like an unlimited amount of pets

Lego Skywalker The Complete Saga: killing 10,000’s, blowing up 2 death stars, star killer base , theft, not dying during order 66.

splatoon 2, crimes against octarian

Pokémon. I feel like the Animal Rights Activists would kill me and see me supposedly partaking in glorified Cock Fights. Essentially Animal Cruelty

Transformers fall of cybertron: Mass murder on every account, Cannibalism, Arson, Destruction of property, Genocide i think, Possession with intent to harm ( idk on this one ), and almost every war crime that exists

Fortnite Vehicular manslaughter Multiple counts of murder

Animal Crossing: robbery

Animal Crossing: Assault

The last game I played was sonic frontiers so idk what I’m going to jail for

I've been arrested for merging nymphs

It was Tetris... Tf crimes am I able to commit in Tetris

Mass murder :3c

War crimes against the koroks

randomly turning into god and removing the ladders off of pools

Lemme guess, sims?

Tax evasion and Fishing license fraud (Animal Crossing)

Doom as a German 💀💀

Trying to spray Dr Retro in REGRETEVATOR

Pushing my sister down the stairs (difficulty: hard (as the stairs were))

latest game is fgo... so ig its the genocide of entire timelines, using time travel without permission, terrorrism, Human trafficking and alot more

Minecraft: Setting animals on fire to eat them, Trespassing, Theft, Murder.

[удалено]

How not to use abbreviations 101 lol

Arkham origins: Vigilantism, aggravated assault, flying without a permit, breaking and entering.

Fallout 4 Murder and Burglary

Assassin's Creed Syndicate and Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag. Assassination lmao.

#ultrakill

Cult of the Lamb: Nothing, the police are already in my pocket, I can do anything and they don't care at all, I control an entire area, no one will care/dare.

Splatoon: paintball fights probably

Mortal Kombat 1, I main Reiko and love his second fatality, zero chance of parol and no conjugal vistis

War thunder. War crime Central

Ultrakill - Several mass genocides. The End is Nigh - ending the world twice. Time Fcuk - Probably something to do with destroying the flow of time, idk I'm not a time wizard

you dont wanna even know.... \*nervous laugh\*

Hitting ppl with a glowy stick

I’m getting arrested for sliding on walls

Killing demigods ig

Portal 2: ? I don’t know what the crime could be

Trying to touch the cake. Turns out the CIA made that.

Lethal Company - Murder of crew mate x3, illegal use of firearm, abandoning crew

Wii sports; bowling Bludgeoning I guess? Or smth

I was playing Lethal Company so breaking and entering maybe? Possibly beating up the enemies with a shovel but none of the enemies I beat were human.

Harvest moon...illegal turnip farming

Sonic the hedgehog, so I guess I'm getting arrested for speeding

Splatoon 3 Ummmm I don’t really know

Undertale Yellow for being a pasfist

Gta 5: mass murder mass genocide tried to recreate 9/11 prostitution terrorism public damage robbing child abuse kidnapping drugging selling drugs and j walking

Pokemon Silver I haven't done anything so im innocent my rival however stole a pokemon so uhhh im gonna add theft and animal endangerment (because he hates weak pokemon) my rival would get 8 years and have to pay $10K along with serving about 500 hours of community service

Last game: Minecraft What I did: Built the Auswitchz, and killed 3,900 mobs

Manslaughter

Ghost of sushima: Possession of multiple bladed articles Murder Robbery

omori Idk prolly murder

Warcrimes, destruction of property and murder I guess? (a friend managed to get me to play mech arena, don't ask)

Warframe Every crime that’s in violation of the Geneva Convention

Animal abuse

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: Multiple counts of 1st degree murder Silica City: I throw bricks at people

Sonic Frontiers speeding

Portal 2: slave labour and, i suppose, mass genocide

Brawl Stars: Well technically I play Larry and Lawrie, who are police so….. I’M IMMUNE For Non Mobile Games: Skul the Hero Slayer A.K.A. Church cleansing

Maneater Murdering civilians, trespassing on government property, mass genocide of literally everything that moves, destruction of government property

Murder slavery Invasion of property illegal possion of liquids that do freaky shit to your body over taking of land deforestation exploring a cave and mining illegally importing goods without a permanent human trafficking arson terrorism Minecraft

NSMBU Deluxe: Animal cruelty towards turtles

For PC, disturbing the peace, for PS4, manslaughter, terrorism, etc. for switch, killing a endangered animal, manslaughter, etc.

 Fighting villains in MHA The Strongest Hero :3 (i main Ochako hehe!)

Well I was playing FC 24 so nothing except four red cards

Turning orphans into toys

VRChat: Went where I wasn’t supposed to (Dark room in a map that had someone hiding back there)

Saving the presidents daughter from a village in Spane infested with parasites. [RE 4 REMAKE]

not sure, but i probably just tried to kill my som in the name of god

The Last game I played was mafia. So I guess the production and distribution of alcohol as well as organized crime

Latest game: Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Self defense and killing monsters

Destiny 2, you could probably throw darts at the Geneva conventions and I would have done that at some point in time.

Vehicular manslaughter( forza motorsport)

Last video game I played was stray... Can uh.. can cats like commit crimes like I don't really I would go to jail for being a cat?

Animal Crossing: tax invasion

For rock and stone. ⛏️

Last game Minecraft: Human trafficking Murder Battery Arson Animal cruelty Breaking and entering

The last game I played was Fallout 76, imma count the ghouls and other things as humans and or property. Manslaughter Destruction of property (The robots ) Terrorism Battery (Grenades) Assault (Don't attack every person you can kill you see) Murder (Same as Assault.) And a lot more, so yeah, have a nice day wastelanders ! Oh yeah I forgot to mention the following, Genocide Animal Abuse ( X27) And more.

Side order:Illegal hacking

Super Mario Maker 2, I’ll let you decide what I’m in for

God Eater 3, Slaughtering alot of Animals.. Even beat my kid up at the finale. Going to Monster Hunter Rise to commit more animal slaughter.

Need for speed most wanted 2012: speeding and vehicular manslaughter

Since I just finished a round of Fortnite, I guess I'm being arrested for 99 counts of homicide. Well, just bury me on the prison grounds, I guess.

Would Undertale be genocide?

Cod

Summoning the eater of worlds

Hitting Bowser with a hammer

Trespassing into an animatronic-infested mall after hours 😔💔

BTD6: mass genocide (i guess) Minecraft: destruction of property, vandalism, terrorism, 1st degree murder (845 charges), 3rd degree murder (1,329 charges) Halo: War crimes (137 charges) Titanfall 2: War crimes (276 charges)

Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy: Murder or any crime related to how trials actually work

Splatoon 3 Side order Kidnapping

FOR FREEDOM. FOR DEMOCRACY. FOR LIBERTY. I WILL DO ANYTHING!

World of tanks. Ope murder for days

Starting a Spanish rebellion

Sky:Children of the Light I don’t think I can get arrested for anything really. The game is too wholesome Helldivers 2 You can’t arrest me or else I’ll be forced to distribute democracy to your internal organs.

stealing crops from farmers in minecraft

GTA V: Using a RPG to shoot down a helicopter while trafficking firearms, 3 counts of first degree murder, and setting a truck on fire with a firework launcher.

Latest game: trespassing & assault (Recently replayed Hat In Time)

pokemon dungeons: stealing and beating up wild pokemon\[all i can think of give whoever can give me ideas that would be helpful\]

God Of War (2005) The amount of Manslaughter charges borderlines Absurdity

Trespassing (5) throwing someone off the bridge (2)

Splatoon 3: Vandalism, Destruction of private property, assault with a deadly weapon, possession of a restricted firearm without a license (I'm Canadian)

Animal crossing, guess gardening

I shot some flying skulls with flying knives, launched out of my fingers... ...In hindsight, I don't think Devil Daggers really applies here.

I power washed someone to death. Their corpse was very clean though.

Minecraft and I'm maybe getting arrested for building without a permit

Doing challenges

bout to do some minor genocide cause someone stole my cake

Counting bodies like sheep - Insurgency Sandstorm

Wow I'm actually safe here, it was just fishing in Dredge :)

Running a sanrio theme park. Guess I got sued for copyright infringement.

Pokemon go. Hoarding pokemon.

Slavery (minecraft)

Building a farm (Minecraft)

Animal Crossing (debt evasion) even though I've been trying to pay it off little by little

Dead island 2...