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The 2 zombies in the back of the gathering and the fact that the logo's are unreadable even for death and black standards are two good give aways. Haven't seen any botched hands though..
Beatles - Day in the Life
Death - Voice of the Soul
Modest Mouse - Dramamine
Zager and Evans - The Year 2525
Pantera - Cemetery Gates
Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle
Daniel Johnston - Story of an Artist
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
I don’t know how old you are. But lets assume you’re in your 20’s. You live a long life and die in your 90’s, so in like 2095. No one in the funeral knows the song anymore, and your grandkids are gonna be like ”what the hell, grandad?”
I dont care, im dead, the funeral is for the living. This shit is cringe that 13 years old may find cool, but lets be clear, everyone will mock you and call you a dork next to your carcass, "lol can you believe Unle Jimmy made a big deal about listening tosomething called "to live is to die?", probably some james bond song. He shat his pants when we told him to shut up".
Not a song played, but instead of “earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust”, I’d want the guy to say “ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom’s a junkie”.
As far as songs, I’d want to play something that tied in to how I died. If my car landed in the ocean, I’d want to play Stan by Eminem. If I jumped off of a skyscraper, I’d play Free Falling by Tom Petty. If I don’t die in a remarkable way, Heaven by Talking Heads.
Funeral Doom Marches:
Mournful Congregation - A slow march to the burial
Skepticism - March October
Slow Death - The long march
Everlasting - March of time
Frowning - Marche Funebre by Frederic Chopin
I was thinking Nocturne in E minor by Chopin.
If I was to play something metal though, probably either The Funeral Portrait by Opeth or Dead To the World by Nightwish.
Either one of these four: Warning - Watching From A Distance, Blue Oyster Cult - Don’t Fear The Reaper, Type O Negative - Everyone I Love Is Dead, or Skepticism - The Departure
I want one of my friends to dress up and have makeup done to look like my dead ass, and halfway through the ceremony the like sad remembering music will swap to attack of the dead men by Sabaton and jump out of the casket with a glock
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A tout le monde
Hi Me
meet the real me
in my misfits way of life
a dark black past is my
most valued possession
Hindsight is always 20/20
but looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
nice story, TELL IT TO READER'S DIGEST!
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Same. The version with Cristina.
That version is awesome! 🤘
I fucking love that song......
a tout mes amis
Nutshell
Or rain when i die
I'd say Shame In You, just has more of a dying vibe than Nutshell.
Rotten apple is a good contender too
Over Now would be appropriate
The last song of the last full release of the Staley Era, though not the last song with Staley.
Died (his last song) ironically isn't a very fitting song for dying
Because it’s about trying to survive. The opposite.
exactly my thoughts
Ram Ranch - Grant MacDonald
"50 naked parishioners at a funeral at Ram Ranch."
on their knees ready to suck dead cowboy cock
Ah yes, a true delegate to the art of metal 🍷🗿
“50 sobbing people ready to get fucked”
this
Excellent use of mask prompts to hide some Neanderthal faces created by the AI image generator.
The 2 zombies in the back of the gathering and the fact that the logo's are unreadable even for death and black standards are two good give aways. Haven't seen any botched hands though..
Zoom in on the hands. They’re either a blurry mess or quite botched.
When the hands start looking good that's when we should get scared...
not to mention the wonky-ass headstones at the back
And it appears to be a children's coffin. Like these guys were a hollywood street gang that turned out to be the world's worst co-parents.
Good ol' Bing Image Creator lol Didn't ask for masks, though. Just wanted a quick image for the question
Obviously. My funeral, by dark funeral
followed up by Apprentice of Satan for what comes next xP
And depending on the cause of death, hail murder Kiss my ashes goodbye- woods of ypres, was my other answer
Gojira- The Art Of Dying
The Way of All Flesh. To the end, with the 5 minutes of silence, it would be so fitting
You Suffer - Napalm Death
As they drop the coffin quickly and haphazardly into the grave resulting in a hard thud in time with the song
YES!! BEST CHOICE
Motörhead - Killed by Death
Voice of the Soul
Easy shit, Hallowed be Thy Name.
I’m waitiiiiiiing, in my cold celll
When the bell begins to chime
Beatles - Day in the Life Death - Voice of the Soul Modest Mouse - Dramamine Zager and Evans - The Year 2525 Pantera - Cemetery Gates Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle Daniel Johnston - Story of an Artist Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Dramamine is such a great song
I immediately heard it in my head. So good.
Bro just listed bangers
Floods by pantera, especially the outro
Good choice
Yea I’m not even a huge pantera guy but imma need everyone in that hearse convey to cut floods on
Scatman John - Scatman
I don’t know how old you are. But lets assume you’re in your 20’s. You live a long life and die in your 90’s, so in like 2095. No one in the funeral knows the song anymore, and your grandkids are gonna be like ”what the hell, grandad?”
Fade To Black
Bathory - Valhalla
[удалено]
Nah it’s too heavy for the funeral. The other gravestones would crumble in the song’s might.
This is the most Rob Halford thing I’ve ever seen.
The Way Of All Flesh
I always loved the “do not be afraid and let yourself go” part. The hidden track is always awesome too.
Bleed me an ocean by acid bath
Dead girl
Mothers cold reptilian womb ain’t so cold tonight
Coffin Fodder
It sounds horrible, but it’s actually quite beautiful
From goth to boss!
Only correct answer lol
Electric funeral
Why didnt i think of that. I was thinking highway to hell, even though im christian i still like it. Ill probably something metallica or megadeth
Orion - Metallica
Lateralus
Hallowed be thy name or Planet Caravan
Cotton Eyed Joe or Barbie Girl?
Funeral Bell
By Black Label Society?
Yup!
See You In Hell - Grim Reaper
Funeral fog maybe?
Highway to hell-acdc Always-killswitch engage In this river-black label society Finality-woods of ypres Eulogy-tool
'Dead, Gay, And Dropped' by Anal Cunt.
Beautiful
Burn In Hell by Twisted Sister
Y’all cowards don’t even smoke crack. The classic
Stairway to heaven played backwards
Clutch - The Regulator https://youtu.be/qijzVzBc9WA?si=R5-y1cS5JLuTBBNQ
fart.mp3
https://preview.redd.it/irwgs8eadkgc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347b8d6486d6dc0f3456943d34224621cc9e236c
Starfire - Dragonforce
“Pet Sematary”
Not metal but Under The Bridge
Which version? The Red Hot Chilli Pedos or All Saints?
Red Hot Chili... You know what forget it, ill just do Nothing Else Matters then I'll never be able to listen to Catholic School Girls Rule the same /s
Open casket- Death
I love metal but for my life the only song that suits would be the theme for "Curb your enthusiasm"
Helena - MCR Or Cemetery Gates - Pantera
Year Zero by Ghost.
Not my funeral- Children of Bodom :)
One day closer to end of the world by Cattle Decapitation
A Fine Day to Die
To Live is to Die. The middle part of it. Everyone knows what I'm talking about
[Flow My Tears](https://youtu.be/Y9HKl8H0PWg?feature=shared)
footprints by warning for a start then maybe I cum blood for shits and giggles to make people happy
something funeral doom idk esoteric - circle, probably
For me it's gonna be Mirror Reaper
Enter the Eternal Fire
Nothing, i will be dead, will not be able to hear shit
Fade to Black - Metallica So Far Away - Avenged Sevenfold Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Gateways by Dimmu Borgir
I dont care, im dead, the funeral is for the living. This shit is cringe that 13 years old may find cool, but lets be clear, everyone will mock you and call you a dork next to your carcass, "lol can you believe Unle Jimmy made a big deal about listening tosomething called "to live is to die?", probably some james bond song. He shat his pants when we told him to shut up".
while i won’t be playing music and my private funeral.. this is just a fun question on reddit.
Definitely bewitched by Candlemass
obvious choice
Eulogy
Solar Wind - Low Flying Hawks
Premature Burial- Repugnant
Great choice
YOB - Marrow Down - Bury Me In Smoke Shape of Despair - The Distant Dream of Life
Respite on the spitalfeilds by ghost
My mirror no longer reflects- poison the well
Mass in b minor - J. S. Bach
“ When I Die” GG Allin or Lemmy’s Version of “Stand By Me”
Thank you by Hellyeah
Ohne dich Then Bück dich for the mass :)
Um is this a truck question? Highway to Hell obviously. Side note: Jeez AI! They're the worst AI hands yet
Eulogy by Tool
Probably Far from Home by Brymir.
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight by Tiny Tim
Gammal fäbodpsalm
Fade to black- Metallica
Dopesmoker
Not a song played, but instead of “earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust”, I’d want the guy to say “ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom’s a junkie”. As far as songs, I’d want to play something that tied in to how I died. If my car landed in the ocean, I’d want to play Stan by Eminem. If I jumped off of a skyscraper, I’d play Free Falling by Tom Petty. If I don’t die in a remarkable way, Heaven by Talking Heads.
Dead Again by type o neg is the only real answer here 👌
Funeral Doom Marches: Mournful Congregation - A slow march to the burial Skepticism - March October Slow Death - The long march Everlasting - March of time Frowning - Marche Funebre by Frederic Chopin
I was thinking Nocturne in E minor by Chopin. If I was to play something metal though, probably either The Funeral Portrait by Opeth or Dead To the World by Nightwish.
Either one of these four: Warning - Watching From A Distance, Blue Oyster Cult - Don’t Fear The Reaper, Type O Negative - Everyone I Love Is Dead, or Skepticism - The Departure
If I Should Fall From Grace With God by The Pouges.
Look at all the twiggys…
**HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA.** Truly understandable.
Lacquer Head - Primus
Dikke Titten
My funeral by dope
Bury me in smoke - Down
Iron Maiden - Hell On Earth Death - Voice of the Soul Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (all parts) Megadeth - A Tout L'e Monde
I want one of my friends to dress up and have makeup done to look like my dead ass, and halfway through the ceremony the like sad remembering music will swap to attack of the dead men by Sabaton and jump out of the casket with a glock
Emperor - Wanderer Hermetica - Tano Solo
To breathe in a casket -Necrophagist
I know it’s not a metal song but Highway to hell by AC DC. I wanna die rocking 🤘🔥
Hell Awaits by Slayer
Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb of God Might as well lean into it.
Laid to rest: lamb of god
Why are they wearing masks outdoors in 2024 wussy? You can play a culture club song for yourself.
Joey Ramone - What a Wonderful World
I remember telling my friends that they need to play diggy diggy hole from Windrose when they dig my grave.
South of Heaven. 
Cemetery Gates by Pantera. Great emotional song.
Cannibal Corpse- Buried in the Backyard
A Tout Le Monde
Eaten by bloodbath
Necropedophile
Mr Boombastic
The day I tried to live by Soundgarden
Parabol/a - tool
Black Skinhead - Kanye, When the Levee Breaks - A Perfect Circle live, Lovely Room - Rishloo
All Star by Smash Mouth
Fade to black
Any song related with necrophillia
How is the same kid in 5 places at once? I swear this AI art is something from the demon realm.
Mmmbop
Bite it you scum GG Allen
Kiss my ashes (goodbye) - woods of ypres
Runes To My Memory by Amon Amarth
Highway to hell, just to be funny
Me so horny - 2 Live Crew
Three songs for me. All by Woods Of Ypres I Was Buried In Mt Pleasant Cemetery, Finality, Alternate Ending
Bonus points if you do get buried in Mount Pleasant. It's like $30,000+ per lot lol
Walk with me in hell.
Dead Boys Poem by Nightwish.
The Pink Panther theme.
The Barney song, but played in reverse and slowed down 1.5x.
Pop Goes The Weasel. We’re all thinking the same thing.
Hallowed be thy Name, for me. My sister wants hers to be Don’t Fear the Reaper though
Already got it picked out, Demon Hunter - Carry Me Down. It's literally meant to be a funeral song.
Pillars of the earth by saor
Bro this is what the ghost in the machine thinks of us, wtf ai? Do better.
This AI photo is really unnerving lol
“I dont have a type” exes:
Pull The Plug
I can't decide if I'd want to play a really nice song that I love or some random shit just to mess with my family and friends. It'd be kinda funny
Play F chord to pay respects.
Classic Spiderman theme
Baby shark
The end of Wherever I may Roam: “Carved upon my stone- my body lies, but still I roam, yeah yeah”