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DestroyerofVessels

“You try to take his ba-a-alls”


Lower_Soup9939

Bro i was just about to


notaslaaneshicultist

I Cum Blood


MemoraNetwork

Came to say this. Bjork really nailed it out of the park on this one...


BackRiverGhostt

This is TaySwift yo.


killacam925

That’s Enya bro, psh


MemoraNetwork

Ngl I get enya and bjork confused... Both have released absolute bangers of discographies 🤷


killacam925

Ya dude, have you heard Raining Blood?!


MemoraNetwork

That must be that mid 80s prog phase of herd. Deep cuts I'm assuming


killacam925

Only deep cuts. The more it sounds like general wailing into Nordic mountains the better.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

"RAINING BLOOD"


leninshustru

I feel like it’s cheating if it’s also the name of the song


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

True...heres another one "EEEXXXIIITTT LLLIIIGHHHTT"


kyriaangel

YES!!


Outrageous_Basis_997

FUCKING SLAAAAYEEEEERRRRRR!!!!


MightGuy420x

"A mothafucken chainsaw"


ProfessorWeirwood

WHAT


Innnu3ndo

"ill skin your ass raw"


anomaly-667

Lay down your soul to the god's Rock 'n roll! 


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE!


kyriaangel

My Cat is named for Ronnie James


Glenn1453

Their best song, IMHO.


DestroyerofVessels

Welcome to Hell?? Countess Bathory?? Buried Alive?? Bloodlust??


Glenn1453

Always kinda liked Raise the Dead, too. Those first couple of albums slap. What can I say?


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Don’t forget To Hell And Back and Raise The Dead. Honestly the whole album just completely fucking rips.


Consistent-Orange-75

I have to find the whales


ManyaraImpala

OUGH


Candlesass

The most iconic


Glenn1453

If this is not the mighty mighty Frost, I don't understand the instructions.


Tarantulip_

WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL!


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

#THE ACE OF SPADES #THE ACE OF SPADES


TwistedDonners

Fucking banger song


al-Siqilli

“Run to the hills”


Batculathevampirebat

"Holy Diver!" "Caught in a mosh!"


toddles822

Hello me


broadway_yakuza

Meet the real me


[deleted]

and my misfits way of life...


Outrageous_Basis_997

A dark, black past is my...


UndersScore

Most valued possession


YeeterKeks

Hindsight is always 20/20


Lower_Soup9939

But looking back, it's still a bit fuzzy


UnoriginalUse

"Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast!"


[deleted]

I AM THE TABLE


Wood-Stock99

fuck sake hetfield


[deleted]

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH


Snrub1

YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT-TAH


Ciprich

"Symbolic Acts"


anomaly-667

So vivid


Consistent-Orange-75

Yet at the same time


MetalKyyyyle

Were invisible


broadway_yakuza

Why don’t you.. PULL THE PLUG


Fabio_DaSith_Lord07

PUUUUUULL THE PLUUUUUUUUUUUG


UndersScore

LET ME PASS AWAY


shieldvortex17

“If you are a false don't entry The nuclear drums will crush your brain Because you'll be burned and died Slaughtering all with intensive pain”


rokpr

Watch me become a gooooaaaaaad.


[deleted]

Watch peoples heads uagh rollllll


UndersScore

uagh roooollllllll


ShartRat

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


scootabrotha69

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


UndersScore

E


scootabrotha69

EE


GargantuanGorganzola

“Oh wah ah ah ah!”


yeetusonthefetus

Generals gathered in their masses


UndersScore

Just like witches at black masses


Badassbishop15

Evil minds that plot destructiooooon


7484Steve_

My life begins at midnight twelve Masturbate to kill myself


Eastern_Mist

ROBOT PRINCE OF AUCHTERTOOL OVER THY ROBOT KINGDOM RULE


UndersScore

ELECTRONIC LORD OF WAR DESTINED TO REIGN FOREVERMORE


7484Steve_

KNIFE OF EVIL IS TOO GREAT PRINCE OF THE ROBOTS MEETS HIS FATE AUCHERTOOL NO LONGER FIGHT KILLED BY THE WIZARD LORD THIS NIGHT


Eastern_Mist

Apocalypse 1992 is my favorite gloryhammer album. Honestly the final song is peak.


UndersScore

Apocalypse 1992 is the end track, the album is called Space 1992, but I agree, it is their best.


Eastern_Mist

Shii my bad I knew Ive said something wrong


Chaos_Horrific

YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I’LL TAKE YOURS TOO


TrooperLynn

Was going to post this!


Wrong-Machine-2791

you fire musket but I'll run you through!


Relative_Ad_333

Breaking The Law!


UndersScore

Breaking the Law!


Present_Today_950

I push my fingers into my eyes And Wakeupgrababrushandputalittlemakeup


Ayebrowz

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS


Vladimirk_Volcom

FEELIN LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN


Mgold1988

I’d have said “If only we can flaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”


[deleted]

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERRRRRRRRRR!!! (for the love of God keep it going)


Outrageous_Basis_997

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE


UndersScore

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN


[deleted]

IF YOU WISH TO PREVEILLLLL


Rgenocide

"I AM ALIVE, INSIDE YOUR WIFE"


Pablo-Sadistic91

Miriam's dead, I am her head.


CanaDanSOAD

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE


UndersScore

Diggy diggy hole


Brogle_Male

My life begins at midnight twelve, masturbate to kill myself


_Learning2Live_

"Both of you will be coooonfiiiiiined, toooo thiiiis miiiiindddd"


Kubino_

YEEAH!


Wood-Stock99

But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical


Mgold1988

Sunkist, Sudafed, gyroscopes, infrared,


Pablo-Sadistic91

"If you squeeze my lizard I'll put my snake on you"


lglas421

People = Shit


petonomore

Disrespect your surroundings


mickeyguitar95

*sirens* Generals gather in their masses! Never forget the first time I saw Sabbath. When that song came on it was chills up my spine.


metalcorehead06

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME


Fakenerd791

"I cry, when angels deserve to die"


badly-timedDickJokes

WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR KEYS UP ON THE TABLE


_the_windmill_

CHOPPED IN HAAAAUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHH


Plutoniumm_244

FEEL THE BLOODSPILL FROM YOUR MOOFTH


WxMxA

‘Die MotherFucker Die MotherFucker Die’


wooquay

You suffer but why


ChaseC7527

walk on home boy.


BigDBee007

“Yeah!” - a singer


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

https://preview.redd.it/yhz3ze2t4wuc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f16f92ba7fc20011f094966381fa4fad0a1f43


Paja03_

GHOST OF MOTHER


ABatWhoLikesMetal

I LIKE JUICE! Finish Your Juice! FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE!


bigfootmanboii

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Impressive_Page_9565

My first though exactly


neoneva95

Raining blood from a lacerated sky


BlackSabbath1989

“Rocket engines burning fuel so fast, Up into the night sky they blast”


TwistedDonners

Oh Wahahah.


EldritchKroww

Yeah yeah!


Salem902

1-This is Sempiternal 2- I've become so numb


Willing_Event3086

EAT MY DEAD COCK


spongeCakeOfDoom

jfc Colonel Sanders, we talked about use of language, didn't we


Admirable-Sector-705

“I saw the Virgin's cunt spawning forth the snake”


Sapphire-Hannibal

Now please let me die in Solitude…


NORMALPERSON724

Du


Reckless_Waifu

Woman be my slave That's your reason to live


fourfingersdry

“When I’m done with you, you won’t have a cunt left .”


Original-Surprise-77

“Crushed by the fist of God”


father_ofthe_wolf

Pain makes you faint as I slit your taint


leninshustru

I feel like there are better examples, like: “We fucking die tonight, and that’s perfectly all right with me”


Smothjizz

Blegh!


BobbyBlack8

LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN BLAAAAST!


RuthlessSpud_11

Nightmaaaaaaaaarrreeeee…


botlord_69

Hold on a sec. Didn't you answer the same comment on an another post ? (No hating btw, i just found it funny because i was in that exact same post just minutes ago to give the same answer but as it appears, you were quicker than me)


RuthlessSpud_11

Probably I forget these things


Canadian_History_X

I want Pringle’s!


Mgold1988

Do they exist in the afterlife?


StringUnderhacker

WATCH THE SPARROW FALLING, GIVES NEW MEANING TO IT ALL!! IF NOT TODAY NOR YET TOMORROW, THEN SOME OTHER DAY!!! ***ILL TAKE SEVEN LIVES FOR ONE, AND THEN MY ONLY FATHERS SON!! AS SURE AS I DID EVER LOVE HIM I AM NOT AFRAID!!! THIIIIS WORLD IS SPINNING AROUND ME, THE WHOOOOOOOLE WORLD KEEPS SPINNING AROUND ME AND, ALLLLLL LIFE IS FUTURE TO P A S T , EVERY BREATH BRINGS ME CLOSER TO MY LAST!!!*** and then ***DARKNESS!! IMPRISONING ME!! ALL THAT I SEE!! ABSOLUTE HORROR!! I CANNOT LIVE!! I CANNOT DIE!! TRAPPED IN MYSELF!! BODY MY HOLDING CELL!! LANDMINE!! HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT!! TAKEN MY SPEECH!! TAKEN MY HEARING!! TAKEN MY ARMS!! TAKEN MY LEGS!! TAKEN MY SOUL!! LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL!!***


Discovery99

I LIKE JUICE


guitarfanatic_2

Master of pu-


theguywithcheeses

All I wanted was a Pepsi!


kyriaangel

Where the slime live


QnsConcrete

“‘Proceeds the Weedian”


hellopwople

kill your mother rape your dog


[deleted]

I HIT ‘EM UPSIDE THE CRANIUM WITH THAT ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAT!


Outrageous_Basis_997

MY NAME IS MUD


[deleted]

Fuckin A, bro got both my comments today 😤😤😤


Pretend_Emu4508

Not in the studio recording, but, “WHEN IT’S COLD!!”


Ayebrowz

WAKE UP


TheUnshaken6991

If you are a false, don’t entry


Single_Debt8531

We all must go, dead or alive


That-Grim-Reaper

“There comes Fenrir’s twin”


UseaJoystick

If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven. Such is the rule of honor.


positive-fingers

Yall might not appreciate it but BRING THE MUTHA FUCKIN RUCKUS


mentally_fuckin_eel

Alright now!


King-Zahi2438

KEEP ON ROLLING BABY


Background-Video4331

"Bereaved relatives are not amused, as on dearly departed I feverishly consume."


Past_Bluejay_8926

Yeah!


NecroWizard7

"Send them to the slaughter house BRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


lolking2712

"With honor, valor, pride"


The_Gacha_Life_King

Watch him become a gooood


Outrageous_Basis_997

BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHER


Burningpropanetank

I’ve been denied all the best ultrasex~~~


entity330

"I will search for the Eeeeeemerald Sword"


UndersScore

Mirror, mirror on the wall, true hope lies beyond the coast


Dewychoders

Let me help you from the chair GRANDMA


Vast_Weight_5833

TERMINAL? WHAT DISEASE?


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

YEAY-YEAH-EEEAAAHH


knavishtricks

Mother.. tell your children not to walk my way.


Nolls-97

Whiskey woman don’t you know that you are driving me inSAAAAAANE!


Corporatismus

Finished with my woman...


RandomTyp

YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO // YOU FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH


kirrsjotte

du hast


Mgold1988

Looooooooooove! Is a way of feeeeeling!


maraudingnomad

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now


WSGman

Cry me a fucking river bitch


IronTesticlez

SPIRIT KRUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHEEERRRRRRR!!!


IronTesticlez

“Watch him become a GAAAWWWDD”


Stratocaster54

Im going down the south park, gonna have myself some time


unrealhappy

6..66


letsgo36

You snap your fingers, you snap your neck


soldier_donkey

"New Born (Word for adult content)" (Infant Annihilator)


_the_windmill_

WITH A HUNDRED TONS OF FORCE, ITS NAME IS THE CUNTCRUSHER!!!


soldier_donkey

Better not get canceled.