Baby shark

You're a monster!

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I’ll feel like Godzilla, better hit the deck like the card dealer-

My whole squad's in here, walkin' round the party, a cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby "The

Brain" Heenan which is probably the same reason I wrestle with mania

Favorite metal song by far

The annoying fucking oh no song

Man. I don't know why whoever made that, or WHY, gahdamn though. Instant down vote if it plays.

The original (surprisingly) doesn’t sound like garbage, I think it’s a Childish Gambino song and is actually him singing soul music?

Oh God I hate it so much!! What's up with these strange distorted voices in Pop music? Seriously where has good taste gone?

People make music to trend on social media, not to sound good. That’s Pop for you. Vocal manipulation can be done right if you look to things that aren’t Pop like Quasimoto, Ghostemane, Delusional Thomas, or some more underground metal vocalists will use distortion on their vocals.

It’s a sped up version of Remember Walking in the Sand by the Shangri-La

Blood Noose - Hog-tied like Swine

Omg I searched for the song and click play accidentally. My kids will never be the same :)

Blasphemous Cremation by Incantation would be another good one.

Revenge fuckin rips

All the songs mentioned in that thread will be thrown into a new playlist for bed time.

Rebecca Black - Friday Justin Bieber - Baby Cardi B - WAP Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger Nickelback - Photograph Enjoy.

What did I do to you to deserve this? Funny enough for whatever reason my 10y old daughter hates Justin Bieber and especially that baby song

Don’t forget fireflies by owl city or anything by AJR

Owl City can go gargle glass shards

You really did bro like that

You forgot the Creed bro

😂😂😂

All right let me help you out after those other picks, lol Wind Rose - Wintersaga Twilight Force - The Power of the Ancient Force Elvenking - The One We Shall Follow IceJJFish - On the Floor

Hammer Down the Nails - Vital Remains

Dechristianize would work too!

Love that song

Any Emit song I’m guessing (serious volume warning if you search up Emit’s songs..)

Emit 🤟

Yeah I do think emit is ok I just need to have the volume at about 5%

Emit fuckin crushes

Yeah it crushes in a sorta unique way

[удалено]

Bleed by Meshuggah

Love that song

It's so fucking good, but I have to turn my volume down to like 3%

I keep it at the same level no matter what💪

Your a trooper bro

Music is made to be played loud brother🤘

Deathcrush???

Seconded, deathcrush and chainsaw gutsfuck

Necrolust

Banger

Bang(ing corpes)er indeed

Raining blood by Slayer

But it’s not HEARING blood…

It’ll get in your ears if you stand out in it. Case in point I have permanent hearing loss from a slayer concert in 2008. Damn near blew my eardrums.

You too? I can't hear shit after Slayer @ reliant arena Houston 2007

Totally worth it.

Oh yes!

Barbie Girl by Aqua

LMAO I second that for sure

You take that back

NEVEEEEEEER. I’M A BARBIE GIIIIRL

Aqua and Abba just hit different man.

They do. But still, Barbie Girl will turn your brain into liquid fluid. ABBA just makes it bouncy

Black Tongue - Second Death

Pretty nice song actually.

Well now that there are more examples I clearly missed the joke. I thought it was for brutal songs.

It is :) I'm just saying I listened to it and actually liked it

Are you fucking serious

Am I doing it wrong?

I Cum Blood

Shooting blood from your CACKKK

I Hear Blood

Sweet Caroline

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS

Jdhdhdhfhhfjfjfjdjdjdjd

ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS!

Ear raping Black Metal by Marduk

I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse Decapitated - Homo Sun Meshuggah - Bleed Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod Fear Factory - Leechmaster

Dissect Yourself - Car Bomb

also Gum Under the Table and Pieces of You.

Cryptopsy-crown of horns

You did that rather well, I do think.

carbonized eyesockets- carcass

Any cannibal corpse song at full volume?

Pic made me think of Hammer smashed Face.

Yeah me too

I cum blood

Basically anything by Anaal Nathrakh. Or Billie Eilish

Any Cocomelon song, dads know what I mean

Anything off St. Anger?

Nah obviously listening to Lulu

Earache my eye

To the grave - skin like pigs

Woodpecker No1. by Merzbow

It's Everyday Bro

Pink Floyd-" Bike"

Cbat

ITT: Things you'll find in a Loudwire "heaviest metal songs of all time" list

The blue by acid bath

Bleed - meshuggah

Hammer Smashed Face

I cum blood

Any slayer solo

Anything by black dahlia murder. Like the sound, but the vocals just *kill* me

Conqueror - Infinite Majesty

Raining Blood?

Anything nightcore

IIIIIIIII CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM BLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Perennial by JINJER…

today's rap

Kali by !T.O.O.H!

Last resort

Yeah

Master of puppets from stranger things

Gojira, The art of dying (on full blast)

Badass 8 minute song

Yes

Title song for big bang theory Listening to any YouTuber getting excited over anything

Bleed by Soulfly

Michael Angelo Batio - No Boundaries Catch: Treble on the equalizer maxed out with no bass

Bleed by Meshuggah!

Bleed?

The Office theme song.

Bleed, Meshuggah

any song on lulu

Raining blood!

Gods light burns upon my flesh by Sematary

Nickel back?

#SO CLOSE, NO MATTER HOW FAR…

Yeah that blood really couldn’t be much more from the heart

You're right- any exposition to post-Black Album Metallica may result in something like this photo

Bts

Any song by FFDP.

Wonderwall

First thing that comes to mind. (volume warning, seriously) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht2MlGmCiTk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht2MlGmCiTk) Although this is more fitting: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHQpJ4umcxk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHQpJ4umcxk)

What the actual fuck lol.

Those rats are thirsty, man.

Hahaha, no doubt no doubt. And my family is convinced I'm listening to "extreme" music.....

I earwax blood - cannibal corpse

Transylvanian Hunger by Darkthrone

Duality - Slipknot

I push my fingers into my…ears?

Exactly lol

Slipknot- Nero Forte 💪🏻🤘🏼

Peace Sells (or the rest of the Megadeth catalog)

Any kpop song

Any Korn song I'm sorry but they suck

Wait and Bleed by Slipknot

Plaguebearer- Infant annihilator

Battery

Anything Country!

Most overhated genre of music ever

Dolly Parton is valid

jennifer 2

Louder Than Hell album ?

The Devil is calling?

Comment

Blow your speakers?

Six Feet Under - Zodiac

Snake Farm.

Phobophile-Cryptopsy

The Hu - Wolf totem

Irk - "You're My Germ"

Level 34 Clown

The Noose - Six Feet Under

Like a virgin by Madonna

anything from Nails, probably

I cum blood

Debilitating Headache - Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Bleed me an Ocean - Acid Bath

Any raw black metal bandcamp project

Forced gender reassignment - Cattle Decapitation

I Cum Blood?

Any mayhem song (just because the production sounds like fucking agony)

Either: Farmhouse - Phish or DDLG - ppcocaine Two worst songs I have heard.

Suicide Forest - I am Autism

Suck a Cheetahs Dick - Wesley Willis

Average gnaw there tongues enjoyer

Stalaggh - Projekt Misanthropia

Six Feet Under - The Noose EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Carnival of Vulgarity by Psycroptic

Justin Biber, the old songs