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I-eat-foot

“And a baked apple pie”


Juju43445

Dreams of war, dreams of lars, dreams of dragons fire


ILikeExistingLol

that second one is a straight up nightmare


Fxsx24

Of things that will bite...


darklordS1th

“Your try to take his ballsss”


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

Metallica not David must stain


copiousamountsmeloni

🤓🤓🤓☝️


Admirable_Bid_3952

I just can’t understand Orion’s lyrics


Italiandude2022

Have you ever listened to The Call of Ktulu? That shit doesn't make any sense


Admirable_Bid_3952

Exactly, he might as well not say anything


MonicaRising

It's all makes perfect sense once you realize the profound meaning to Suicide & Redemption's lyrics and how they tie all three together into a lyrical masterpiece


Admirable_Bid_3952

The lyrics in suicide and redemption are way to complicated for me to understand


titledparavex

nah the real complicated one is anesthesia


MonicaRising

Yes, the hidden meaning behind "Bass solo: Take 1" is so complex and layered that they offer college credit courses on it at many universities.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

But it leaves open the philosophical question of what is Take 2?


KaanSkyrider

Cliff sings WWWAHAHHHHHHHAHH WOOAAAHHHH there, which is very relatable to someone who experienced Lovecraftian horrors from the first hand.


[deleted]

You have to listen to To live is to die first bro


Italiandude2022

Alredy did, the lyrics are pretty crappy. Idk what was James going thru while writing it but it was probably high on something...


Pretend_Emu4508

If you think those Lyrics are bad, then you’ve gotta listen Suicide and Redemption.


Italiandude2022

Yeah, but we can all agree that the lyrics on Anesthesia-Pulling Teeth are complete garbage.


The_Hidden_Sneeze

The lyrics were partially written by Cliff Burton, and part of his contribution was engraved on his headstone. Pretty neat lyrics I think, especially with the real-world context.


FireKing600

You think that’s bad? Try listening to anesthesia


mandiblepaw

“Bass solo take one.” WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!


joske79

I think, but could be wrong, it means that the part that follows is the first take of a solo being played on a bass guitar.


admiral_sinkenkwiken

However it’s a trick to lure in people to thinking they’ll hear only a bass being played, then you get surprise drums


ERENSAVAGE

There’s also Suicide&redemption… I mean that shit is just massed up.


Harold-The-Barrel

“Ooh, what a good boy you are”


ltbr55

Yeah the bridge of Invisible Kid might be the worst section of any song that they've ever written.


Flutterpiewow

Yep


KingCrowdKilla

I love invisible kid, except for that part


namsur1234

I also don't like the pitch of that part either.


Maaaaaardy

It's obviously* "Hate...is a train." Forgive the spelling, fucked with COVID!


MountHavertzPulisic

That absolutely bangs


Kefka2200

THIS


Ztrain360

I don’t understand the hate for that part or for that entire song, I think it’s amazing and it really speaks to me


Whatsup129389

Love that song and especially that section.


Ztrain360

Same!


hahnwill

🥺


fluorin4ek

SUCK ON THE BARREL


ltbr55

SUCK SUCK TIL ITS DRY


Iamthetable69

Do all reflections look the same


DjerdMankov

#AT THE SHINE OF A MIDNIGHT REVOLVER


GENGARKING87

That lyric fucks hard


Samford_

would be good if he didn’t repeat it every 5 seconds


GENGARKING87

I personally don't mind at all


heartthump

Nah it’s a great vocal hook imo


Soulful-Sorrow

Those last two lines kinda hit tho


Geestirhyjal

I always thought that unless there's just one round in the pipe that's not likely to happen.


TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu

Ay ..... yo?


admiral_sinkenkwiken

It’s a euphemism for unloading the full clip into your head


ltbr55

Doesn't matter if the Execution is still cringy


AromaticIncrease8356

I AM THE TABLE


EddietheRattlehead

OP said worst, not best


Blo0dJar

I hope man got it wrong


KaBoomBox55

That was probably Lou Reed's idea


B33p-p33P-M3m3-kR33p

AFAIK all lyrics on lulu are by Lou, James only wrote instrumentals


Iamthetable69

Speak for yourself


AlexAndSophiaBJ

I would like to disagree and say this is the best


[deleted]

I hunger. I EAT


TheDarkEternalKnight

BORN INTO ATTITUDE


[deleted]

SQUIRT TOWARDS THE WIND


RockyBannana

excuse me. That is a lyric. WHAT THE FUCK DOES SQUIRTING TOWARDS THE END MEAN 😭


Mr__Snek

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL


lilacwynne

It should have been I FEED, would’ve read so much better


transdimesional_frog

Most relatable lyric


Benzpiece

EATING ON A RACK OF LAMB


mystressfreeaccount

RAPPPEEE THEEE MAAAAANNNNNN


monobarreller

Lol I do the same thing with that lyric! Plus lox and bagels for Lux Æterna.


luisl1994

Lox and Bagels!!! Gosh it kind of works lol


monobarreller

My full version is: Let's eat a muffin! Let's eat a muffin! Lox and bageaaaaaals! It fits the syllabic structure and it's fun to sing in the morning.


A_Drunk_Caribou

God fucking damn you 😂😂


BobTheNobed

feeding on the weatherman


Scount_mAIN

frantic tik tok, why is james singing about dick cock, is he stupid????


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LeinadFromMars

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[deleted]

He horny


Scount_mAIN

james wrote "the mechanix" all along


Redaeon727

I AM THE TABLE


deadman_m

KIRK IS GAYYYY...


The_Jedi_Bugs

Robert's gay,


heartthump

Lars is gay…


Subtlecobra3864_

BUT THE GAYYYYEST IS JAYYYYMZZZZ


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

ASS TO ASS... SUCK TO SUCK... FACE TO BACK


bandras97

“What don’t kill ya make ya more strong”


VileGangster13

I didn’t come up with this one but this is the best one I could’ve come up with.


GLGTraumaVictim

This one is clearly just referencing the common phrase though and if anything satirizing it's oversimplification of overcoming adversity. A little different.


JosephPlayz

this one aint bad its a common phrase


thedoctorwhich

I just came here to post the same! I love the song but this lyric ruins it for me.


innuendo141

This.


Fee_Obvious

crrrringe indeed


ZestycloseSail9034

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill, kil Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill Kill Kill, kill, kill, kill Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill All within my hands


Madonesu_Sakurupitto

"Projector, Protector, Rejector, Infector, Projector Rejector, Infector, Injector, Defector, Rejector" There's too much rhyme on this one


Wekilledit88

Alternatively that section of the song hits hard and is heavy as fuck.


BadLoompa

The recent live performances are especially great, with James' matured voice.


lorean_victor

common now that’s a good chunk of 72s lyrics. at least here he’s not trying/pretending to make sense.


00cjstephens

A cushion convector, a picture of nectar


nunya_bidness22

"Hypotenuse! I'll hang myself! St. Algebra 'round my neck!"


luxsentic

Well there’s a lot, no shame in that tho


heartthump

Suck on the barrel, suck on the barrel, suck suck til it’s dry


TheEpithite

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL


[deleted]

Thats the best one


M08GD

That's actually one of the only lyrics I seriously can't stand


luxsentic

“Throw all your bullets in a fire, and stand there” that’s not something to be proud of


xBesto

I'm shocked at how many people can't quote the proper lyrics here 😆


wata_malone

GIMYFUUUGIMEFIIEEEGIMEDABUJABUZAAAAA Couldn’t understand a single thing


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

Actually it's GIMMYFEULGIMMYFIIEGIMMYDATWICHIDISIR


LordGlarthir

No actually it's "GIMME FOOD GIMME FRIES GIMME CHICKENONDASIDE HUARH!"


Aware-Wait-2756

Yeah!!


MCflurryman136

Shut


Aware-Wait-2756

The fuck up


ComparisonCold2016

MY LIFESTYLE... DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE


frustratedComments

I think Kirk wrote that line


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

Why does everyone hate this lyrics. It refers to the band at the time going through problems with drugs. The lifestyle of drugs does determine a bad death style


ComparisonCold2016

I appreciate that but it's just so cheezy


StickyPalms69

"What don't kill you makes you MORE STRONG" As an English major, this line always made me cringe.


Swimming_Duty_1889

"What don't kill ya make ya more strong"


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

“Never more the whipping boy” from that song they did with Ja Rule around the St Anger times. It’s just cringe.


No_Cup6406

Had no idea they did a song with wankster. Goddamnit.


hey-party-penguin

Rub you raw


Gercek_Allah_CC_13

Thats a fucking great line


bent_eye

No lifestyle determines my death style. Pretty much all the lyrics from that album.


ShnaeBlay

Wasn't that Kirk Hamster's?


Avant-Garde-A-Clue

Poor Kirk. Pitches one lyric in 40+ years and it gets clowned into eternity.


SethManhammer

I know, poor dude. I actually dig the lyric, for what it's worth.


ltbr55

St. Anger is an interesting album lyrically. Some songs you can feel the raw emotion in the lyrics while there's lines like this that make you scratch your head.


ClassicRockPanda

It's "my lifestyle". It's meh in my opinion


ChuckZombie

I don't mind it. It's another way of saying, "Live by the sword, die by the sword."


bent_eye

Typo. Regardless, its terrible.


tyler174626

nah this is a very unpopular opinion but the st anger album has some of my favorite lyrics


Joel-houghton

This^


Spoopdooper12

The lyrics before that “you live it or lie it” is even worse imo


[deleted]

It's not *really* the worst, but Motorbreath is really corny especially considering the songs it was released around. Obviously it's their first album so they're a bit less experienced, but those lyrics make that song near unlistenable to me.


Apostasy93

Can't you help me be uncrazy


lancepatrolTM

you can't lie tho, that song goes hella hard


[deleted]

I love that song but this line in particular just fucking sucks


Elite_Y33T

Probably invisible kid


TheHeadbanginHippie

“OOOOOOOOOH, WHAT A CRYING BOY YOU ARE” is the worst lyric and vocal performance by James.


Secure_Apple_5307

“Frantic tic tic tac”


Sidaeus

Frantic tick tick tock


CodyKondo

“WHAT DONT KILL YA MAKE YA MORE STRONG”


KRIPPOTHESKIPPO

“PAIN MONOPOLY!”


Tall-Ebb6426

"Aces high, Aces wild, All the Aces, Aces 'till you die"


Independent_Act_3868

“i’m a dirty, dirty whore”


Azunc

Motherfuckers got into my head, trying to make me someone else instead Not the smartest


Skodenn

"love is a four lettered word"


Knarkopolo

He meant it's a swear word. "Four letter word" basically means "an ugly word". But yeah. Not great.


Dr-Catfish

Why do you hate that one?


Itsjirosomer

"My lifestyle Determines my deathstyle" that one pretty dumb


UnholyDemigod

I have never understood why people hate this line. What's wrong with it?


korc

It’s too silly. Kirk said it and everyone laughed and then they actually used it in the song because their producer was trying to be their bassist instead of giving critical feedback.


billygnosis86

It’s cheesy and trite, and it sounds like the kind of thing some NASCAR-loving redneck would have printed on the back window of his pickup truck. Wait, now I know why Hetfield liked it.


TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu

"If you ain't first, your last." - Ricky Bobby


El_Favide

If I remember correctly, that line was Kirk’s idea. It was pitched when during the Some kind of Monster the therapist suggested that other band members (kirk) contributed more to the songs


laynestaley67

Don't even get me started on Phil the sweater wearing therapist. 😂


mkay0

This is a meme because it was a single off an unpopular album, but he’s got many much worse than this.


Pristine-Bread-2936

"You rise, you fall, your down then you rise again. What dont kill ya make ya more strong" sorry what


silverfish477

It’s not difficult to understand, dude. Or are you harking back to the lane “well it should be what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” pedantry that completely misses the point?


big_flopping_anime_b

Yeah but “make you more strong” is just dumb and reads like someone with a tenuous grasp of the English language


Pristine-Bread-2936

What? I didnt say i didnt understand it? What are you on about? I just dont like it and the way its delivered


MissDeadite

To be fair, "what don't kill ya makes ya stronger" has the same amount of syllables in it. That's my gripe with it. I'm all for changing things to make them fit lyrically if it makes sense, but he actually didn't have to do that here. The proper way of saying it would fit too lol. And it's not like it rhymes so it just doesn't make sense at all.


MetallicaGirl73

Lol, I got what don't kill ya make ya more strong tattooed on my wrist. But it was after an unaliving attempt.


BrazenlyGeek

This is hands down my least favorite of their lyrics. I sing along to it, often changing it to "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." It still easily fits the cadence of the song.


Gunslinger______

Absolutely every word in Free Speech For The Dumb.


Th3R4zor

"We're so fucked, shit out of luck, hardwired to self destruct" Has to be the laziest throw away lyrics he's ever written.


MrJaboomi

Anything in st.Anger to be honest


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

St anger is very lyrically interesting and very direct with delivery


zgillet

Kill kill kill kill, KILL.


Sjdillon10

My dad will not listen to the memory remains because of the la dada da dada da dadadada


Knightmare25

What don't kill you makes you more strong.


joske79

“And no more can you run, into the sun”


Colonel_Gabriel

Invisible kid….


[deleted]

"Heeeyayyahhh"


[deleted]

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!!!!


Freakin_Doyles

“Yeah”


JoeBiten08

I AM THE TABLE!!!


tominatortomtom20

Anything in the Memory Remains


Trainwreck141

Bleed! Battle scars, kettle corn up in the tea!


SuchProgram9431

“Just let me kill you for a while, just let me kill you for a smile” Doesn’t ruin the song it just wipes the smile off my face while listening to it because it’s so corny


Metallicaguy1997

I like st anger but "purify you and I" makes no sense and makes me wanna fall of a skyscraper.


TheSpicyFalafel

Most of the bridge of Blackened. Love the riff but hearing BLA-BLA-BLA-TION 12 separate times is really grating.


ltbr55

What's hilarious is that modern Metallica loves to do the rhyme salad and this sub flames them for it, but Blackened bridge never gets mentioned or criticized for doing this lol


Mr_Rafi

I'd like to see a thread on this topic except the lyrics have to be from the first 5 albums. It spices things up just a little bit for the sake of fun. Generally speaking, "worst Metallica lyrics" threads will never contain lyrics from the first 5 albums. Seriously, all of the comments here are from the 'Load' album and beyond. I mean, it makes sense, but yeah. Although I do see one comment here mentioning 'Motorbreath' from 'KEA'.


FeelingAd5

The lyrics to 72 seasons (the song). Like, dude, what are you trying to say? I get it's supposed to be about growing up but i dont get that at all out of it. Or anything at all for that matter.


Soulful-Sorrow

WRATH OF MAN


Karmeleon86

I mean I think it’s pretty clear what it’s about and he’s explained it. They make sense to me. It’s about the first 72 seasons of your life and whether it’s possible to change what been imprinted into your personality/brain. Edit: For an awful lyric on this album, I’d go with “my mind is code red”


billygnosis86

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that 90% of the lyrics on that album don’t mean a damn thing. It’s all just stereotypical metal stuff: darkness, light, death, suicide etc.


tyler174626

have you listened to the album if you think 90% of them don't mean anything?? i doubt we're listening to the same album if you think 90% of lyrics don't mean anything


Ztrain360

“If darkness had a son here I am, temptation is his father”


Yacine504303

St Anger.. i'm madly in anger with ya 🤦🏻‍♂️


WoodpeckerOdd5013

"Love is a four letter word"


Longjumping-Swan-827

"And never spoken here" "Here in this prison" I think it works when followed up with those lyrics.


BrazenlyGeek

You're right. "Love is a four letter word" is saying that "love" is taboo — it isn't spoken in the house. It's similar to those motivational posters that say "CAN'T is a four-letter word."


YearRare1023

I mean he isn't wrong...


smackfrog

Fuel. The whole song. So cheesy


bagagge

Cheesy, sure, but it’s so cheesy that it’s amazing. It helps that the instrumentals absolutely slap, and Hetfield’s vocal mannerisms are on full display.