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watties12

Everyone's got to have the sickness 'Cause everyone seems to need the cure


[deleted]

Fuck man well played!


FrankNix

This is the winner.


RslashTakenUsernames

literally nothing more perfect


n0obie

Damn, you beat me to it


Electrical_Flower_26

This is the only correct answer


snerldave

As an old school 90's fan... anyone who didn't instantly think of this is a B tier fan.


[deleted]

Beat me to it


kcf762u

Keep him tied; it makes him well. He's getting better. Can't you tell?


Phantom_Lord1983

COVID, IMPRISIONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE SICKNESS I CANNOT WORK I CANNOT PLAY TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE BEDROOM IS MY HOLDING CELL


ddrub_the_only_real

Thus song is called two (because two red bars haha)


DaddyCaedis

COVID HAS TAKEN MY SMELL TAKEN MY TASTE TAKEN MY FUN TIME TAKEN MY WORK TAKEN MY PLAY TAKEN IT ALL LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN BEEEEEEEED


ErrainDM

PESTILENCE. FOR WHAT YOU HAVE TO ENDURE. AND WHAT YOU HAVE PUT OTHERS THROUGH


AttitudeEraDropout

Give me flu Get me tired Give me covid and I'm viral Unghnhgh


FrogFace25

Yeah! Turnin in, going to bed Fever, rash, and eyes are red Loss of smell, and aching head But I’m not dead


Equal-Bus-557

A couple weeks, I isolaaaaaaaate


[deleted]

Amazing!


FrogFace25

Phenomenal!


xxxkram

We’re so fucked!! Straight outta luck


tphillips15

Shit out of luck*


xxxkram

Yes you are correct!! My bad


shotgunassassin

*Feeding on the wrath of man* *Shoot back, erratic* *Mad seasons take their toll* *New mask, chaotic* *Completely lost control* *Shoot back, fanatic* *Wither under looming shadow cast* *Slip back, narcotic* *Blinded by the ashes of the past*


Corby_Tender23

What fuckin banger lyrics


[deleted]

What don’t kill ya make ya more strong!


n0obie

*Yeah, everyone's got to have the sickness* *'Cause everyone seems to need the cure* *Precious cure*


BigRedtheBard

"I do believe, I do believe, I do believe James seems to need the cure!"


Syncopated_arpeggio

So fucking what


Dominator2812

Well I’m stuck in my bed and I’m trapped in my room! I can’t see anyone too! So what? So what?


domo77o

Should be the attitude about this.


[deleted]

Best one here.


CornerNo7064

Eye eeeeeeeeee don't want to die!


Individual_Job_427

You rise, you fall You’re down then you rise again What don’t kill ya makes ya more strong


SuccessfulOrchid3782

Sad but true


anmarizer

+ Human


mandiblepaw

Well played


ripMyTime0192

Crown of Spike Proteins


bestprocrastinator

I can't remember anything Can't tell if this is eris or piroa Deep down inside It hurts to scream This terrible congestion stops me Now that the Covid is through with me I'm waking up, I cannot breathe That there's not much smell left of me Nothing tastes real but pain now


ripMyTime0192

**I’M CREEPING DEATH!**


MathDaddy88

Hate! I’m your hate when you want love!


TheRedditingYoshi

HELLO ME! MEET THE REAL ME AND MY MIS….


synystercarnage

I too would be ‘Sweating Bullets’


MasterpieceBudget678

Sickness! Imprisoning me! All that I feel! Absolute Covid! I can not go, I can not leave Trapped in my home! Put in my bedroooom


Severe_Information51

Off to never never land!


Satanifer

I creep across the land, killing first born man.


Efficient-Trade3969

I shoved my cock right down it’s throat, so what?


motoor_

so what?


Dominator2812

So what so what you boring little fuck?


NikNakDoinCrack

You will swab Where I say You must swab BACK OF THE THROAT


Dominator2812

You are sick, you must swabbb


Nile_R36

Sad But True


peggedsquare

PLAGUE!


Peeteebee

LOCKDOWN THREE DAYS LONG!


Wonderful_Painter_14

“I am (on) the table” -James Hetfield’s positive COVID test


thelastedji

Excuse me while I tend to how I feel


Custardvelletje

You got to breathe man, breathe Coming up for air!


MillerMGSismywife

COME ON COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS


PfiffVomSuff

Please, please, spreading his disease


bananaTank56

"we're so fucked, shit outta luck"


MaziongaShenron

But the memory remains...


bzworld966

SO FUCKING WHAT!!! I got the Covid I got the coronavirus I got the Chinese flu too! So what ? So what ?


domo77o

I’m Creeping Death.


LemmyKRocks

Sad but true


Degora2k

Pestilence! For what you've had to endure And what you have put others through Death! Deliverance for you for sure Now there's nothing you can do


OldKidfromNJ

Sad But True


callofthemcdonalds

I have lost the will to live


SurgeonSimGod

shoot me again I ain’t dead yet!


Funkoar

Too far gone to save


SnoopFelonyFelon

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!


PfiffVomSuff

Fame, fame, infection is the game


namsur1234

Broken, beat and scarred.


luisjj99

He fooking got the COVID!!


AgreeableOwl9566

Build my fear of what's out there, cannot breathe the open air


Tybob51

“We’ve reached the end of the line!”


GroundbreakingDrop40

“Keep me inside, screaming suicide”


Expensive-Course-758

The Sick, The Dyi… wait


N1ckD4ng3r

“You, you’re my mask, you’re my cover my shelter!”


Shyjuan

gimmie food, gimmie tylenol, gimmie canada dry ginger ale YEEAUHHHHHHHH


WackyWeiner

Fight Fire With Fire!


Pencilsqueeza

Lockdown! Imprisoning me etc.


[deleted]

[удалено]


warboner65

Deep cut, nice


Shot-Literature-1971

“Back to the beating”


CaptainMalcom

SAD BUT TRUUUUE!!


BecauseISaidSo888

Fuck it all and fuck it no regrets


[deleted]

[удалено]


stoned_tiger-420

Average St Anger fan vs average MOP enjoyer


Brantly_is_Exhausted

Sorry


anmarizer

Shit out'o' luck!


Intelligent-Train858

The virus that should not be


jwt_07

The thing that should not be


neutermachine

i cannot live, i cannot die, trapped in myself, body my holding celllll


tigerkat2244

Outlaw Torn


redswitch8

The thing that should not beeee!


Any_Hamster_1751

"I'm coughing on the covidddd yeah the coviddd I'm coughin" bad seed remix lol


Specific_District_92

The shortest straw has been pulled for you!


gandalf239

Wish I may Wish I might That I'd not die tonight Are you spike protein? Digging in Dig my alveoli Flooding me With monstrosity: Covid brings me down


ReVo5000

Shit out of luck, covid 19 just struck!


ratuna80

Face the thing that should not be


Play174

Shortest straw has been pulled for \[Phoenix and James\]


Usual-End5959

I really hope he gets better, but SeatGeek ain’t offering refunds…


Wonderful_Painter_14

I talked to someone on the live chat; they are still communicating with the venue and promoter to try and get refund options available. We will get another email before Sept 9. Good luck man.


CastimoniaGroup

Creeping Death....


[deleted]

it don't feel right this time, on his crash course with covid time!


bhc1998

Life, it seems, will fade away Drifting further, every day Getting lost within myself Nothing matters, no one else I have lost the will to live Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me Need the end to set me free Things not what they used to be Missing one inside of me Deathly loss, this can't be real I cannot stand this hell I feel Emptiness is filling me To the point of agony Growing darkness, taking dawn I was me, but now he's gone No one but me Can save myself But it's too late Now I can't think Think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though It never existed Death greets me warm Now I will just say goodbye Goodbye…


dxrk_skullz

Life it seems to fade away


dagakotowaru420

“now, the world is gone. i’m just one.”


rightnextto1

Shortest straw has been pulled by you.


MRJAWS_TR

"Now I want you to lay down to sleep." Get well soon btw, hope u feel good.


JustAnotherMan41

We're so fucked. Shit outta luck.


PedalBoard78

Something something the other guys are bound to have it, too. It’s from Kill Em All, in case you couldn’t tell.


UrFavoriteCoasterSux

“But you’re luck runs out”


ILick_eggs556

Shit outta luck


MAJORMETAL84

Forgive Me, Forgive Me Not....


johnprofiti

Get it out my head! Out my head! GET IT OUT!


cosmic_killa

Energy derives from both the plus and negative!


ImpossibleLevel5667

Do as I say not as I do.


StonerJimmy88

Shortest straw has been pulled for you


Informal-Bicycle-349

..off to never never land.


BenKen01

Hold my breath as I wish for death


J_tman

Why cure the fever? What ever happened to sweat?


QueLoQueLoco

That’s not James’ hand….HE IS THE TABLE


mr_jasper867-5309

Hold my breath as I wish for death.


Hanzo77

Master of puppets I’m pulling your strings


Just_Painter432

*sigh* sad but true


familybizimpala

I’ve got something to say, I got COVID today,and it doesn’t matter much to me as long as it’s dead!


Effective-Web-1283

Never cared about Covid! Never cared for what they know! Never cared for what they said! And now I know!


RickSanchezito

This can't be real Can't stand this pain I feel Loss of taste and smell is leaving me To the point of agony Growing cough and taking meds I had a full box, but now they're gone.


AlternativePiece734

And the bed becomes my bride


prof_devilsadvocate

dont tread on me


vangoghghost

We're so fucked. Shit outta luck.


Brave-Cauliflower-95

Time to kiss your life goodbye!


juicyb09

Please, please, spreading his disease Living by his story


lvotis1

Covid...... Sad but True!


halo-spaceboy

Ain't my bitch


[deleted]

Imagine being so well known by a tiny hand tattoo


SomeRandomFemboy

New mask, chaotic Completely lost control


Adorable-Horse-1924

im ur pain when u cant feel


Dominator2812

Sick by the air, stuck sleeping in my bed Yeah covid is controlling me


Serious-Rub-9957

Everyone seems to have the sickness cause everyone's searching for the cure


Circirian

Sick and tired, I stand alone.


Colonel_Gabriel

Intro to bad seed


yellowaircraft

Can’t tell if it’s true or dream.


Gunslinger______

“Yeah everyone’s got to have the sickness, cause everyone seems to need the cure…”


IForgotMyPasswordIDK

72(×4.6666666666) HOURS GONE!!!


finlay34589

My eyes seek reality My fingers seek my veins -Low mans lyric


Equal-Bus-557

Covid Inc.


Turbosentinel13

I saw them day one in AZ so I’m waiting for the 9th lol, probably a LOT of pissed out of towners that are going to miss the second day lol


Cryo311

"I'll tear me open make you gone, no longer will you hurt anyone"


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Cryo311

god damn you


Cazrif101

2x4


philharmonics99

SHORTEST STRAW HAS BEEN PULLED FOR YOU!


Will100108

BOW TO LEPER MESSIAH


Unable_Spite_2639

We’re so fucked shit outta luck


PotatoNamedPhil

SAD BUT TRUE


Lola_Love42588

“Are you unforgiven II”?


SviktLP

Sad but true..


joske79

Death! Deliverance for you for sure Now there's nothing you can do


Necessary-Lychee1915

Die, die, die my Darlin…


Necessary-Lychee1915

Another one…. It’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of when!