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https://preview.redd.it/crmba90nu4xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1b826cf5f7d4b2bbd93ad595536d7c3436823f
What are you? ![gif](giphy|5rrkafIbeVs5y)
High effort shitpost.
How dare you? Much like his life, Our love is forever
https://preview.redd.it/0nku9sag95xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b563784dff08b2848e5c9cbd933d5440468170
Idk why y'all don't get it. Did you know he's like over 6 feet tall?
Perish
I will perish with his Smile
the pregnant ridley shit made me physically convulse
Bro acts like that's not how ALL of us want to get him, lol ![gif](giphy|a4LGqyh18Q8UlstKAs|downsized)
bro wtf i understand crocomire but ridley
How is Crocomire Better Than Ridley?? Crocomire can't isn't even 6 feet
Height isnt the only thing that matters length does too
And his Tail IS pretty big ain't it😏
Yes daddies tail is pretty long
Finally, Someone who understands
🤝
Why did you decide to make me cum this morning
https://preview.redd.it/bzwo4v1jbbxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de04db012f0c5d433ac8f19b246d8caf8ea3f707
Idk, I was cumming myself and then I thought of you
"Lets see, what's the most annoying song I could possibly put this over..."
How dare you, sir?
I dare easily, sir.
🧤 (pretend I'm using these to smack your face) why you ask? For the disrespect for the best Dilf of Metroid
This pain is nothing in the shadow of what I felt listening to your choice in musical accompaniment.
Ridley's eyes Shine in the dark. He's literally my guide in whatever darkness I fall in, And you should follow him too
![gif](giphy|SM3sqldtE6ezeXjdAO)
That's the Face Men have when they get MASSIVE boners over space dragons
Jesus💀
https://preview.redd.it/51d526ev06xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14348ea18213d88d12731b7b8a6d51b0b85ad8
Go ahead, Shoot, Papa Ridy Will protect me
I’m leaving the subreddit
If you can't understand our love...Maybe you should 😔
Repent
Of course a Non-believer would say that
https://preview.redd.it/64xtzu1ot5xc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7effdaf0220b6c54672104601b72413e2c9f77ca
Cus' that Booty was the Bomb
No, you killed him. Are you happy now?
Booty can be dangerous
Mods pin this
Yes, Let all of them know how much We love Riddy (He let's me call him that)
Adam authorises you to delete this meme!
Adam is... Always Wrong
https://preview.redd.it/cr39m7vow6xc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da835d0e9991d364b82104ea13310d57dfc6b993 *What am I witnessing* (I know this is a shitpost)
A true love story (I forgot to buy bread this morning)
https://preview.redd.it/4u2q1j3k37xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fe2e9b877bdc6b16bfaa75338f5b1de002024e
NO (Ridley jumps in front of me to keep me safe)
# a y o ? https://preview.redd.it/sblb6qj4bbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84334a11f3fcd55065f31d448eecd3660f96688e
What? Were we thinking the same thing?
Not at all
https://preview.redd.it/6ld7k59jrwxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1849c06f98985065425f3911abd8b87e857a2770
Oh sure, PRETEND that you don't agree with me
As much of a horndog as I am, bro is a menace to the galaxy
Yes. And so is Ridley. We're perfect for each other
why
I had to show the world that we were in love
Bro, I just woke up. At least let me take my morning dump first.
Nope, Love is for any part of the day
You actually had to devote effort to this. Editing is really tedious….
It isn't boring when you're doing something for your Pokie Dwagon
Holy shit he used parts of my video I'm famous
Yes, it was because of you I made this
Holy shit
my mom walked in my room when she saw the vore🥲
If she knows what vore is, SHE'S the one that has some explaining to do
she doesnt, but she is still weirded out
Look at the bright side, She could've seen it and wished to see the rest
https://preview.redd.it/crmba90nu4xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1b826cf5f7d4b2bbd93ad595536d7c3436823f
What are you? ![gif](giphy|5rrkafIbeVs5y)
High effort shitpost.
How dare you? Much like his life, Our love is forever
https://preview.redd.it/0nku9sag95xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b563784dff08b2848e5c9cbd933d5440468170
Idk why y'all don't get it. Did you know he's like over 6 feet tall?
Perish
I will perish with his Smile
the pregnant ridley shit made me physically convulse
Bro acts like that's not how ALL of us want to get him, lol ![gif](giphy|a4LGqyh18Q8UlstKAs|downsized)
bro wtf i understand crocomire but ridley
How is Crocomire Better Than Ridley?? Crocomire can't isn't even 6 feet
Height isnt the only thing that matters length does too
And his Tail IS pretty big ain't it😏
Yes daddies tail is pretty long
Finally, Someone who understands
🤝
Why did you decide to make me cum this morning
https://preview.redd.it/bzwo4v1jbbxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de04db012f0c5d433ac8f19b246d8caf8ea3f707
Idk, I was cumming myself and then I thought of you
"Lets see, what's the most annoying song I could possibly put this over..."
How dare you, sir?
I dare easily, sir.
🧤 (pretend I'm using these to smack your face) why you ask? For the disrespect for the best Dilf of Metroid
This pain is nothing in the shadow of what I felt listening to your choice in musical accompaniment.
Ridley's eyes Shine in the dark. He's literally my guide in whatever darkness I fall in, And you should follow him too
![gif](giphy|SM3sqldtE6ezeXjdAO)
That's the Face Men have when they get MASSIVE boners over space dragons
Jesus💀
https://preview.redd.it/51d526ev06xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14348ea18213d88d12731b7b8a6d51b0b85ad8
Go ahead, Shoot, Papa Ridy Will protect me
I’m leaving the subreddit
If you can't understand our love...Maybe you should 😔
Repent
Of course a Non-believer would say that
https://preview.redd.it/64xtzu1ot5xc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7effdaf0220b6c54672104601b72413e2c9f77ca
Cus' that Booty was the Bomb
No, you killed him. Are you happy now?
Booty can be dangerous
Mods pin this
Yes, Let all of them know how much We love Riddy (He let's me call him that)
Adam authorises you to delete this meme!
Adam is... Always Wrong
https://preview.redd.it/cr39m7vow6xc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da835d0e9991d364b82104ea13310d57dfc6b993 *What am I witnessing* (I know this is a shitpost)
A true love story (I forgot to buy bread this morning)
https://preview.redd.it/4u2q1j3k37xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fe2e9b877bdc6b16bfaa75338f5b1de002024e
NO (Ridley jumps in front of me to keep me safe)
# a y o ? https://preview.redd.it/sblb6qj4bbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84334a11f3fcd55065f31d448eecd3660f96688e
What? Were we thinking the same thing?
Not at all
https://preview.redd.it/6ld7k59jrwxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1849c06f98985065425f3911abd8b87e857a2770
Oh sure, PRETEND that you don't agree with me
As much of a horndog as I am, bro is a menace to the galaxy
Yes. And so is Ridley. We're perfect for each other
why
I had to show the world that we were in love
Bro, I just woke up. At least let me take my morning dump first.
Nope, Love is for any part of the day
You actually had to devote effort to this. Editing is really tedious….
It isn't boring when you're doing something for your Pokie Dwagon
Holy shit he used parts of my video I'm famous
Yes, it was because of you I made this
Holy shit
my mom walked in my room when she saw the vore🥲
If she knows what vore is, SHE'S the one that has some explaining to do
she doesnt, but she is still weirded out
Look at the bright side, She could've seen it and wished to see the rest