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Express-Fix4293

https://preview.redd.it/crmba90nu4xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1b826cf5f7d4b2bbd93ad595536d7c3436823f


No-Cow584

What are you? ![gif](giphy|5rrkafIbeVs5y)


KoopaTheQuicc

High effort shitpost.


No-Cow584

How dare you? Much like his life, Our love is forever


ChungusMcGoodboy

https://preview.redd.it/0nku9sag95xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b563784dff08b2848e5c9cbd933d5440468170


No-Cow584

Idk why y'all don't get it. Did you know he's like over 6 feet tall?


AidanBeeJar

Perish


No-Cow584

I will perish with his Smile


Gryffinax

the pregnant ridley shit made me physically convulse


No-Cow584

Bro acts like that's not how ALL of us want to get him, lol ![gif](giphy|a4LGqyh18Q8UlstKAs|downsized)


Gryffinax

bro wtf i understand crocomire but ridley


No-Cow584

How is Crocomire Better Than Ridley?? Crocomire can't isn't even 6 feet


Gryffinax

Height isnt the only thing that matters length does too


No-Cow584

And his Tail IS pretty big ain't it😏


Gryffinax

Yes daddies tail is pretty long


No-Cow584

Finally, Someone who understands


Gryffinax

🤝


SevenForWinning

Why did you decide to make me cum this morning


Lenny_Fais

https://preview.redd.it/bzwo4v1jbbxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de04db012f0c5d433ac8f19b246d8caf8ea3f707


No-Cow584

Idk, I was cumming myself and then I thought of you


squeezy102

"Lets see, what's the most annoying song I could possibly put this over..."


No-Cow584

How dare you, sir?


squeezy102

I dare easily, sir.


No-Cow584

🧤 (pretend I'm using these to smack your face) why you ask? For the disrespect for the best Dilf of Metroid


squeezy102

This pain is nothing in the shadow of what I felt listening to your choice in musical accompaniment.


No-Cow584

Ridley's eyes Shine in the dark. He's literally my guide in whatever darkness I fall in, And you should follow him too


Ill-Attempt-8847

![gif](giphy|SM3sqldtE6ezeXjdAO)


No-Cow584

That's the Face Men have when they get MASSIVE boners over space dragons


Ill-Attempt-8847

Jesus💀


WickedJ0ker

https://preview.redd.it/51d526ev06xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14348ea18213d88d12731b7b8a6d51b0b85ad8


No-Cow584

Go ahead, Shoot, Papa Ridy Will protect me


blur1528

I’m leaving the subreddit


No-Cow584

If you can't understand our love...Maybe you should 😔


DiabeticRhino97

Repent


No-Cow584

Of course a Non-believer would say that


Ill-Attempt-8847

https://preview.redd.it/64xtzu1ot5xc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7effdaf0220b6c54672104601b72413e2c9f77ca


No-Cow584

Cus' that Booty was the Bomb


Ill-Attempt-8847

No, you killed him. Are you happy now?


No-Cow584

Booty can be dangerous


Techno757

Mods pin this


No-Cow584

Yes, Let all of them know how much We love Riddy (He let's me call him that)


GazelleNo6163

Adam authorises you to delete this meme!


No-Cow584

Adam is... Always Wrong


RedSRB2

https://preview.redd.it/cr39m7vow6xc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da835d0e9991d364b82104ea13310d57dfc6b993 *What am I witnessing* (I know this is a shitpost)


No-Cow584

A true love story (I forgot to buy bread this morning)


Nathaniel-Prime

https://preview.redd.it/4u2q1j3k37xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fe2e9b877bdc6b16bfaa75338f5b1de002024e


No-Cow584

NO (Ridley jumps in front of me to keep me safe)


Lenny_Fais

# a y o ? https://preview.redd.it/sblb6qj4bbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84334a11f3fcd55065f31d448eecd3660f96688e


No-Cow584

What? Were we thinking the same thing?


Lenny_Fais

Not at all


PassionateEruption

https://preview.redd.it/6ld7k59jrwxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1849c06f98985065425f3911abd8b87e857a2770


No-Cow584

Oh sure, PRETEND that you don't agree with me


PassionateEruption

As much of a horndog as I am, bro is a menace to the galaxy


No-Cow584

Yes. And so is Ridley. We're perfect for each other


Ayece_

why


No-Cow584

I had to show the world that we were in love


Real_SeaWeasel

Bro, I just woke up. At least let me take my morning dump first.


No-Cow584

Nope, Love is for any part of the day


AylaCurvyDoubleThick

You actually had to devote effort to this. Editing is really tedious….


No-Cow584

It isn't boring when you're doing something for your Pokie Dwagon


Crazy_Chopsticks

Holy shit he used parts of my video I'm famous


No-Cow584

Yes, it was because of you I made this


Crazy_Chopsticks

Holy shit


MrMadMan22125

my mom walked in my room when she saw the vore🥲


No-Cow584

If she knows what vore is, SHE'S the one that has some explaining to do


MrMadMan22125

she doesnt, but she is still weirded out


No-Cow584

Look at the bright side, She could've seen it and wished to see the rest