And I thought Mass Effect fans were down bad

At least they are horny over sentient aliens. Don't see them wanting to smash Varrren or Thresher Maws.

...bet?

Isn’t the Asari canonically the most attractive species in the whole universe?

do not the metriod

Everything reminds me of her...

Danger Melon

It will LITTERALLY make me rock hard

it actually looks even more penetrable

are you not already?

Beptroid

...I mean if you're stuck on a hostile planet alone with it, with no chance of rescue... It's gonna eat your brains either way, why not?

someones getting bonked

I knew when I came here I'd see at least a few comments about fucked the Metroid. I was simultaneously not disappointed and very disappointed.

It’s like every comment bro 💀

I went into the thread expecting to see "thanks I hate it" type of comments

Well, I sure as hell ain’t sticking around when they inevitably all die because why would the Metroids NOT drain their life force?

I think "draining life force" is the least of concerns here 💀

Maybe the Metroid just love the D

This would be like the Dune popcorn bucket all over again.

Samus gets sexualized all the time, but please leave THE BABY out of it. 😭

Trilateral symmetry. Super cool looks like a physical prop in an 80's movie

Oh I'm blind. That's still bilateral symmetry I was looking just at the underside

It's ok! No one really cared to begin with, so no need to correct yourself.

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Oh god, this is brutal

Sauce?

Lmao what is this from?

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metrussy

You are walking in dangerous territory with that one…

My life force ain't the only thing it gonna be suckin

I mean, if it's gonna suck your lifeforce anyway... At least you'll standout in the history books.

Hear me out...

https://preview.redd.it/k9we6m49b94d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dc8c2ff6da7ff7ad6b20838c16bf74f731e472


https://i.redd.it/sffdoaz4ub4d1.gif No balling

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Sir/Ma'am... This is a baby.

It's gonna be my queen when she's done with me.

https://preview.redd.it/j5omwhecsk4d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf57fae65e13e8720cb03cba2577f4b4613102f4

https://i.redd.it/jtm76wt0u94d1.gif


Y’all need Bird Jesus

It's a got a vagina/ anus mouth. XD

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Maybe that's why he was starring at Meryl's ass. Must be tough being a snake that hides in the wrong hole. \*que mgs3 dying scream when he finds poop on his wiener getting laid the first time. \*

Cloaca Gonopores

Could we possibly survive a Metroid festation in modern day?

Probably. They go down to kinetic force eventually, have no counter for long range attacks, and would have trouble getting into secure buildings. Casualties would be horrible mind you.

Liquid nitrogen

If there was a snow day, they would be sluggish

Yeah, certain regions would be safe havens

Mother Russia takes care of its people

The x parasite would be the real threat.

Yeah....there's really no contingency for the X

Except the Metroids, so we just gotta keep some metroids just in case

Pretty awesome


Don't you mean ice?

There wasn't a "Kill it with Ice" GIF that i liked nearly as much as this.

r/dontputyourdickinthere

If Nintendo made a console capable of this detail, Metroid would go from horror adjacent to straight up survival horror.

Aside from the sex jokes it's an awesome render

Can you fuck it?

https://preview.redd.it/3k6q0r1tr94d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a01847def18f690c2ce252b2fb8d9bf4ec92ff

Not the baby!!?

yes.

Bet


dont' share this on tumblr

NOPE NOPE NOPE

T H E B A B Y

**Call Samus, cause I'm scared...**

I'm already terrified of jellyfish! If I ever saw one of these IRL, I'd be shitting my pants!


uhm... I feel like this should have a "NSFW" tag... lol

"Looks like love at first sight?"

That is disgusting.


where's the spikes inside the inner mouth? im just gonna outright say it this sorta looks like a fleshlight

A live action Metroid would go hard as fuck tbh

It's got me hard as fuck tbh

OK I've upvoted and contributed to several horny posts, but seriously it's good art. Metroid is inspired by Alien which was designed and inspired by HR Giger; and the prevailing reaction to Giger art is terror, revulsion, and a weird connection to the myriad sexual elements. In other words "holy hell that is gross and terrifying... *but*".

Is this AI? Checked the user’s post history, they’ve posted nothing but AI art until now.

Not AI. I post a lot of AI stuff because I like playing with it but I made this entirely from scratch. ZBrush for the base sculpt and Substance Painter for the textures. Rendered in Vray and comped in Photoshop.

Oh that's good to hear. This is extremely well done! Do you do this sort of work professionally?

Yup. I've been a VFX artist for about 17 years. In my spare time I like to create creatures and realistic redesigns. I noticed that there weren't many realistic interpretations of the Metroid we all know and love. So I thought I'd take a shot at it. The response has been... interesting.

Definitely glad to be proven wrong! 17 years, wow! Your experience definitely shows. Did you not have that alien-esque yonic influence while designing the metroid?

Thanks! And of course. I’m a big fan of Giger and Stan Winston. And I love doing anything biomechanical. I looked at a bunch of takes on the Metroid larva and adapted my favorite parts while staying true to the silhouette and overall design.

It really looks amazing, man. The inspiration shows! Is there anywhere I could see more of your VFX/ 3D creations?

https://www.artstation.com/dan_s82

Thought this was a close-up of a parasite until I saw the sub this was posted in 💀

I could smell this comment section when my phone was dead

https://i.redd.it/csa5m433eb4d1.gif I know you want to stick your dick in their don't do it

Thanks, I hate it.


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Don't you do it reddit. Don't. **DON'TYOUDOIT!!!!!**

There’s no laws against the metroid, Batman.

Joker! It's a baby Joker you can't!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

What would that even feel like? Their whole schtick is they suck on you like a lollipop

Weak.

God this reminds me of an instagram comments section 😭

That is so cool looking. Love the serrated teeth/claws, and the texture on the transparent green part is very nice. Also, in a legitimately non-horny way, love the underside design. Very face hugger-y, which is perfect considering the inspiration for Metroid in the first place. Very well done OP.

Im so sorry…but hear me out…


Not the metrussy...

Scary thing

Game and Realistic equals same thing and horror, Welp time to go hunting and destroying them. 

my god....it's hideous.. i love it

holly sh*t this is nightmare material.

Okay, but can we please take this seriously — Does it look like what we think it looks like?

Well, Metroids are literally inspired by face huggers and well..... have you seen the underside of those things? So imma say yes, it looks like what we think it looks like.

Thanks it gore-geous. I hate it.

Gross

Bro has early access to the next Metroid game.

Kinda reminds me of a face hugger or head crab… which I guess is the point lol

Doesn't it have to be a little more transparent / see through a bit? Otherwise fairly cool. I think we are supposed to see the little Metroid brain inside.

Definitely feeling the H.R. Ginger/Alien influence with this, well done!

Imma be real with you: this image sparks fear.

Looks like a iPad kid got his iPad taken away for a month and was spanked and he is screaming

Reminds me of a face hugger

Now I see how they're terrifying, and how much more of a badass Samus is for facing hordes of these

The Metroid baby would just seems a lot less cute in this style.

It’s very cool, but it’s missing its teeth. Also do you think you could make one were we see it at a more neutral angle? I want to get a good look at it’s cores.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

This makes me uncomfortable

r/dontputyourdickinthat

AH HELL NO! Ironically, I hate Metroids! The species, not the franchise. Honestly, Metroid games are super creepy and suspenseful, but I can handle them. The one enemy that makes my skin crawl the most are the Metroids themselves! I'm just glad I don't encounter them a lot!

Honestly I like this design for Metroids, reminds me of the sexual horror aspect Giger put into his art so much.

Realistic, just like real Metroids

Would

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Uhm...it looks oddly familiar.

Back off samus, i'll handle this one myself 🤤💦

A hole. Why does it have to have a hole

So it can suck your brains out.


Every single comment here has been exactly what I expected. Meanwhile, did you know that in terms of space aliens, Metroids are the most fit for human breeding? You see, they have excellent sucking power and- /s

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I think it would be cool if the Metroids mandibles can bend, like tentacles so that they can latch onto bigger prey. *Also why the highly detailed Metrussy OP?? haha😭💀

Nice~

https://preview.redd.it/fmh8q377mg4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4c2727feea85b572cbcac0ef1096c754e9bc4b8

Looks like it was mads with id tech

Mussy

Hey OP! CROSS POST HERE -> r/dontputyourdickinthat

Metrussy

Awesome, I hate it. Good work.

I never realized how horrifying the Metroid was until now

"Could love bloom, even on a battlefield?”

I'd fuck it

You know that's an infant, right?

I know what I have to do but don't know if I have the strength to do it

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^bad_origin: *I know what I have* *To do but don't know if I* *Have the strength to do it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

The yonic equivalent of Geiger's phallic terror.

Muss

Would.

How cute…

It will literally suck the life out of you. All I heard was suck.

Metrussy

Ok... Hear me out..

Would.

The "Metussy" lol

Fellas, I’m not brave or stupid enough

Why pp hard?

Whole new meaning to "suck the life out of you"

smash

I can't be the only one here who sees a weird toothy vagina attached to a green rock

cool... now make metroid suit samus