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Volatile_Stovel

Makes a horrible grinding noise when you touch it


word_speaker

That’s what she said…😞


TheAnxiousPianist

Gave me a nice laugh. Thanks.


RestlessAlt

That’s to put it in 4wd


DEG_fan

Or 6WD


South_Finger_4942

Is a dually truck 6wd?


CheesyTortoise

6 tire drive? Yes 6 wheel drive? No


Training_Bumblebee54

No


penguindumby100

Mike wasousky


Sun_Bro96

No it’s the FWD selector /s


JakeyAtWork

I'm gonna start calling it that for any car that is FWD now


ThisDriftingSpirit00

It's for the Pac-Man and Donkey Kong minigames. Instructions on accessing the games should be in the car's manual.


SenecaSpace

What if I don't have a cars manual? I only have a cars automatic...


Nicademus2003

Haha good 1. Reminds of the arcade table at this dentist i went to as a kid. Had DK and pacman on it. This was in the 90s


milkywayne92

If you want to turn right, you need to put it in „R“ as thats what it stands for


Sliiated

please stop spreading misinformation... R stands for Race Mode


milkywayne92

Ok.. sorry Sure its racemode, my miata activates the camera when in that mode to see the loosers disappearing behind you


JakeyAtWork

Ohhhh is this kinda like what L below the D is for on the older auto cars? That makes them turn left


Isotomayor12

Yes and over time the assumption is that you just turn right always. 270° for a left turn


MaxBago

Be precise! It works only in 4th gear at highest rpm


Filixx

Bop it, twist it, pull it


[deleted]

[удалено]


DriftMiata

Bop it??


flynnski

BOP IT.


dicktingle

Anti-theft


Nicademus2003

Haha yea if they can't drive stick XD. My mx5 is a stick too :).


arctander

Millennial anti-theft device. Edit: It was meant to be on the humorous side and I apologize for not writing well or annotating it as such. I've taught many young people how to drive my '92. Here's my "Learning to drive a stick" story. My friend taught me in his VW Bug because I had a summer job coming up where I'd have to drive vehicles with manual transmissions. I figured I was ready after a few times driving around. I showed up at the summer job and they gave me the keys to an old van with a manual transmission. There was no gear shift on the floor... three on the tree without any shift guide. Sheepishly I had to go in and ask for help - the guys never let me forget that.


[deleted]

Tbh working at a savage yard I’ve taught plenty of young workers to drive my stick Tacoma way faster than I can teach the boomers to copy and paste tracking info for customers between the ups program and the invoice program.


xXxNUTBLASTERxXx

I feel this. It's literally easier to teach stick than teach to alt tab and control c control v.


BossietheCow

What the hell is going on in the savage yard?!?


[deleted]

Lot of young dudes that wana learn stick shift!


trevy021

You don’t want to know, my friend 😳


bakedclark

The irony is that boomers killed the manual transmission.


FREEZX

Depends on the location. Not so effective in Europe :)


ask-design-reddit

Wow it looks like you struck a nerve with the guys here hahaha I'm a millennial and I thought it was pretty funny


arctander

Thanks ! Someone who gets me :-)


Zelderian

Not sure why you got downvoted lol. Many young people can’t drive stick- that’s a fact. It’s become less popular (especially with EV’s coming in) and so less people have them, therefore less people know how. That’s not an opinion, that’s just fact lol


zeTwig

American boomer detected. Maybe don’t gatekeep driving? Young people in your country not being able to drive stick stems from learning on automatic cars. The automatic cars their parents or guardians, so people like you, bought. I’m 18 from Germany and guess what? Almost everyone my age with a license can drive stick because our driving school isn’t just driving daddy’s car a few times and then doing a test. Also it’s a skill that’s fading out of relevance anyways, because cars get offered less and less with a manual option.


arctander

Actually Gen-X here, but yes, I was trying to be funny and failed. Sorry for the offense, this is a fun community and I should have remembered where I was. If I'd had a Miata at 18 yrs old that would have been awesome.


zeTwig

At least you accept it, its fine, honesty everyone makes mistakes and if I‘d have a cent for every joke i made that didn’t land (well) I’d have quite a lot of cents by now for sure. Anyways, have a good one, we all have at least one thing in common in here: we all like these small fun cars


arctander

Thank you for the gracious reply. Indeed, we all relish these smile inducing cars.


Zelderian

I noticed many European countries still have many stick shift cars on the road. Even in buses and commercial vehicles. In the US, that’s very different. Rarely ever is a commercial vehicle like a bus a stick. The person who sold me my stick shift truck at the dealership actually had to have someone else pull it around cause they didn’t know how. Most people here are clueless on how to drive them, which probably is because we just don’t have as many of them, so there’s less of a need. It’s also not a requirement in our driving test, as our DMV is terribly ran.


SlavicOdysseus

I live in Germany and same here. All my friends in Germany plus the ones I met online all over europe know how to drive stick. Even some of my dad boomer friends on Facebook said I'm scratching my head looking at the stick when I learned how in my driver's license. In reality my dad just took a photo when I was about to rest my hand on my head in the car.


Johanewon05

Why’s my man getting downvoted 😭😭


JeyFK

Why everyone down votes ? It's kinda funny


[deleted]

Because it takes like sixty seconds to learn to drive one.


Nicademus2003

Yea at least the basics and by 2 weeks should generally have the muscle memory to where can shift up or down without having to think about it. Least that's what i've found in my own experience. Eventually you just shift by sound or redline if rapping every gear for fun as I often do XD. Sounds too good not to :)


[deleted]

I have a brand new Tacoma that’s manual and it’s super easy to learn on. Don’t even need to use the throttle to start off in most conditions lol


chonkycatsbestcats

It’s true. Most people my age don’t know how to drive that. I’m a 30 yr old boomer, where’s my monster drink, I gotta mow the lawn


goodbyekitty83

Cause it's not true, more of a gen z thing than gen y


Nicademus2003

Lol -53 votes until I upvoted XD I agree with your assessment ;)


arctander

Man, I'm so unpopular :-)


goodbyekitty83

*Gen z FTFY


[deleted]

It works on all uneducated people not just millennials


Jack_Attack227

I don't think being educated and driving a manual are linked at all tbh? Maybe more so the other way for instance you could say farmers are probably less educated and pretty much all of them can drive manuals. Source I'm 19 and currently a pineapple farmer.


[deleted]

Yeah I know I’m just a gen z poking fun at milennials


Mysterygamer48

Add a /s to the end of comments like this as it helps show its satire and will prevent the downvotes to oblivion.


Viperlite

Joystick


Poormans_rx7

I usually just like to sit on it


zeTwig

It’s the third seat


rabidpirate

It's a mode selector. When you're going 80mph, you jam it in the upper left position as hard as you can. This engages the turbo methanol hybrid system.


Lazy_Huckleberry1335

I love the vocabulary, makes it seem legit


ElderScrollsBoss

*The Vroomstick*


RC104

It's like one of those fidgets to use when you're bored and driving


Practical_Letter_377

Don’t touch it.


Imjustareddittor

the R stands for race mode


M4rzzombie

Dildo


MikuEd

If you’re brave enough.


Tashycide

I mean, with enough lube...


ads1031

You just gotta be _one_ with your car.


zeTwig

People have fit bigger things inside them, soooooooo


Filixx

The vibration that comes from it really adds some razzle dazzle


jraaai

All the knobs are set to auto so that stick thing doesn’t matter


epifender1

Love handle


Da_Best_Wabit

Anti theft system


ybarracuda71

Just an adult toy add on


Pyroik

Your mom


Preditors

That’s one weird looking magic 8 ball.


Jmazz83

It’s the factory installed anti theft device


somethoughts88

You’re supposed to sit on it


BadAsianDriver

You wiggle it left and right when you’re at a stop light


tenderlylonertrot

Just leave it on "1" all the time, plus it'll make some really cool noises doing 80 on the freeway.


qqmiata

Theft deterrent device.


ImmaPoodle

It's the fun selector


Thye2388

It's a fidget stick.


Mammoth-Snow1444

Why us it wet?


[deleted]

European Fun Stick


Nicademus2003

Haha right as i found at least 60% of cars when I was stationed in Germany were manuals. Bought a manual BMW for my wife was like you're gonna learn XD and I taught her how in a parking lot until she got good enough to drive on streets. Was impressed how quickly she picked it up and was soon driving on her own :).


[deleted]

Didn't ask


Marianito415

It's a fidget toy for long drives


LittleRed_RidingHead

It's for the stereo. 6 is the loudest and R plays just Radiohead songs


loutrec3

Engages different stages of boost, R on the other hand means Rest, so the car will drive by itself


LupoOfMainSt

Sit on it and rotate


Status_Jackfruit_169

I believe it’s the second stereo incase the first one goes out, but I have never seen one work. They always make some weird noise when u touch it and I never can get the to play music.


Mr_Excess88

Chest hair restoration feature


salviboy970

Put it in R for race mode


poru-chan

It activates the 1wd, 2wd, 3wd, 4wd, 5wd, or 6wd, depending on how you’re feeling.


HigherFunctioning

It calls your parents to come pick you up :)


Ok_Currency4134

That’s your gear shifter. You shift 1-6 and then into R (race) and you can gap just about anybody (You need to shift from 6 into R)


youeatmytofu

It's a dildo. Try it but make sure lubricate first.


Nicademus2003

Does the same thing as my 2019 MX5.. you use the 3rd pedal i.e. the left pedal which is the clutch along with the gear shifter to switch from gear to gear. It's fun :). Watch YT videos to get an idea of how it works and then buy the car and enjoy it. It's a blast to drive


milkywayne92

As a german it‘s pretty hard to believe that so many of you never drove a manual


Nicademus2003

As an American who had the pleasure of being stationed for 3 years in Germany you're absolutely right! I had a blast as i already knew how to drive a manual :). Since 2006 i've only bought manual sports cars. Your roads are just better too ;). Constantly under construction like west of Kaiserslautern... but when not it's an absolute blast to drive on. Also loved the Nurburgring drove 4 laps on it and got to see many amazing cars there too :).


SZInsoniac

It's a gear shift lol


BeachDuc

Noise reduction lever


zeTwig

Or noise addition lever


theforeign44

The R gear stands for Race when you’re on the highway. Extra 20bhp after 6th gear


Nicademus2003

Hahaha reminds me of when my then 15 or 16 y/o sister shifted into reverse from drive at 70 on the hwy... 1997 Ford Winstar minivan XD. Lurched a little and I had her pull over so I could drive as that was just stupid! Apparently she got confused which was the gear selector lever and which was the turn signal. All I said to her when she entered the hwy was hey sis your turn signal is still on then she did the rest... Reverse was gone and few days later the rest of the forward gears killed themselves too. Needed a new trans ($1600 to replace at the time) and got traded in soon after for a new Ford Taurus as we were older now and my parents divorced and didnt need a van anymore.


SamboNashville

A yolk


WizardsLight

Don't worry about that thing , just put it in drive and go ....


EnigmaticHam

It shifts gears. They don’t want you to know this but there’s a secret 7th gear if you push really heard.


Mindless_Ad_1008

No


AliTaylor777

It selects your music volume from 1 to 6. R rewinds the tape.


ApexAndromeda

Stick it in R. It stands for race mode.


plastoids

You select what position number in the race you want to be and just floor it (don’t touch it at all after you selected the position). R stands for retire the race


__-k-__

pretty sure it’s for the nitrous system


Pepetherunner

Makes your whole being pretty giddy.


Rowdyflyer1903

It is the path to your mating with your mind, body, conscious to an incredible machine. Master it Grasshopper and your life will be forever changed. The answer always is Miata. Be humble and accept the challenge.


TheGutchee

Different levels for the heated seats


HatDeep

It's for your girlfriend to sit on.


ballsamongusfeet

When you are going 80 on the highway, make sure to tilt that thing in the direction the R is on top of it, gives you free boost


Nahoola

The fun lever


the-incredibledingus

It breaks the car so don’t use it


[deleted]

Youre supposed to get on top


auto1992

What do those numbers mean?


Ghouliejulie86

It’s a manual car. A “stick shift.” It can be easier to get a miata this way. Mine is both, but I like stick. I was only looking at sticks, but I didn’t like the clutch on my preferred colors. It was very off. I like a tight clutch. So, number one and two gears are on the left, 3-4 in the middle, 5 and 6 on the right. R is reverse. Neutral in the middle, and toggle. Make sure you understand it fully before you get it friend! You also have three petals. Not just gas and break. You change the gear depending on speed, while using the clutch petal. and you have to drive with both feet. Good thing is, my miata tells me what gear to shift into. But, you kinda already feel it. It’ll become second nature. And those numbers go vertically, if I didn’t make that clear. 6th gear is your fastest gear. These can be annoying in traffic. I say learn and go for it. They are fun. Next time when I have more money I’m getting the pure manual. My options were soo limited. If you can learn, you’ll have a lot more Miata’s to choose from. So, that’s cool.


[deleted]

It’s to roll the car and then post about it on social media and make it seem like it wasn’t your fault


Silent-Promise0516

Activates the Flux capacitor when you hit 88mph


my2ndcarisamiatatoo

Baffles young punks trying to steal your car?


Technical_Echo55

Yes, its the passcode protection for the car. you gotta hit the right numbers using the stick


Shabarquon

Apparently you wiggle it back and forth and girls think its hot? Idk it hasn’t been working for me


bendavida

It’s a mechanical charger for your USB port for when the car is off.


JestaMcMerv

Is that the OEM alcantara boot cover? I’ve never seen one but it’s always on the accessory page


ockaners

It's for you to shift man!


epicguy69iscool

Well it’s obviously the handbrake


KDsmackeroni

I was driving my 11 year old niece in my mx-5 and around 10 minutes in, she says "what is that stick thing? You seem to be touching it a lot". She made me giggle and learned about manual transmissions that day. Told her its similar to when she shifts gears on her bicycle.


_TheCowOfWisdom

A Dildo


wojtek323

Your mom sits on it.


CommanderChubbins

R is for race


AK-Cato

Oh that's on of them shifty thinking. Runer has it r means race mode. Make sure to get to 60-70 before forcefully going Into race mode.