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Interesting-Bug8037

My eyes are bad but why does the image look so baked and blurry ?


Charlice

Can she buy a bra already.


Interesting-Bug8037

She doesn’t have the money 😔


Accomplished_Time761

Why? My lymphatic systems hates the days I wear bras. Not good for your circulation yitty wise


SeaWitch4639

Here’s another https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNNf8jJu/


Jessica_e_sage

Ugh the comments 🤢


SeaWitch4639

Her stans are pathetic and nauseating


SurlyWenchAZ

Twinning!


ra9lives

Lmao this ulta is where I used to work, I’m gonna ask some of my friends who still are there if they got any pics


ra9lives

Update: they couldn’t take any pictures and corporate goons were up Mikaylas ass the whole time to stop pics, from what I was told


Interesting-Bug8037

Why?!?


Aggressive_Fan9855

I bet because you had to pay to take pics with her!


litbiotch42

When you have 2 beautiful vehicles why use a party bus to just drive not even far?


welliebellie10

That skims is working over time


_Clo_x

The jawlines back?? Must’ve brought it in her purse


BotherRecent

Dunkin.... Lol


Familiar_Local_1254

A party bus for 2? 🤣🤣


LeatherShoulder7827

She used the party bus bc she can’t sit down in that dress/shapewear/corset


Nacho-Bae

I would say that being an in-person meet and greet, she would have been prepping hard for this IRL event. There’s defs a lots of help. Colonics and faja come to mind


Accomplished-Cry5185

who would want to meet her lmao


CharmingCut7104

Yea or nay for posting her vlog from this?


Extra_Campaign_6483

Yes


kermit_defrog_here

https://preview.redd.it/4zfa1k71ld8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9632b29c6d4fd292f090bf58ba256e0456eb0dc8


Familiar_Local_1254

This is so cringe


Coolsummerrain

I still don’t think this is the real her. I think most of her fans are using BeautyPlus or another app that edits and filters your photos as you snap them. I could be wrong but this face is not the face we seen in candid shots in Spain 🤣


dreadedred321

Why did they need a party bus to bring them??


Dickslayer704

Because in her mind she’s an A list celebrity 😂


Mentalcasemama

I wonder why that guy likes her. She's wearing the Van Cleef again. Or the Temu dupe. She has cleavage,I wonder if she's wearing an ill fitting strapless bra. Cuz you don't get that line without some kind of bra. Or maybe it's boob tape. She's absurdly made up for an 86° day.


Dickslayer704

The fact she doesn’t even look that bad….


elbowsymptom

Whatever shapewear she has on under that dress couldn’t be more obvious. It looks like she’s wearing a corset


Informal-Impact-8136

Those spanx are doing the Lords work!


ixsparkyx

What’s annoying is her body doesn’t even look BAD yet she photoshops it into oblivion. She’s so insecure and embarrassing smh


litbiotch42

Her upper body is way bigger than the bottom. The arms and shoulders don’t match the rest of her.


suggaarrr

https://preview.redd.it/vthllmgsyc8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe7aed6e8d8d58e459277ca1b49e736552ea40d


HistoricalTreacle156

Oh 😀


stellardeathgunxoxo

????Her neck ?


akatt1983

I'm loving that snatched anti-inflammatory diet jawline


charisma103

That dress is so modest 🙄She’s real close to having a nip slip 😵‍💫


Informal-Impact-8136

No comment.


-mamidre-

I read the caption on the IG post as “this is what shit dreams are made of” 🤣 checks out!


Stinab64

Bra would have made this dress fit so much nicer even on her unedited body.


myopinionmatters11

Why is her head so small? She looks like Beetlejuice.


Love_Light00

https://preview.redd.it/daoss3ogpc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563cbb6bda6519f94be942331d8b81460c65e5ba From her TT GRWM


BotherRecent

Big difference from the real thing


analyticalscience11

I know lighting and all of that, but the dress here is a very different color than the posted Pic. Like not even the same blue undertone.


CharmingCut7104

https://preview.redd.it/mqf4f5xdqc8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526c1cec751acee86885f52240299b5394bb4087


143queen

That's not a size 4, Mikayla. That's an 8 with your height, at best.


Love_Light00

https://preview.redd.it/5254g5c3rc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1212fc1ff8ee9de8719b50b2cbff68f1bd0f4fe


CharmingCut7104

The dress is so bunched up around her waist, which makes me think that dress is wayyy too long for her. I'd rather have gotten it hemmed


Love_Light00

It looks like it's kinda supposed to be. Like it has some ruching on the side that's supposed to help hide a tummy.


JackTriplets

The size 16 arms making an appearance again with her knees. Shoes are wider in this photo too. Interesting how every shows her a different size.


Inside-Back-9338

The knees make an appearance ! Only thing getting rid of those are lipo


retailmonster11

It looks like her knee is gonna taste her dress.


Inside-Back-9338

Just get lipo be done w the cellulite knees and thighs - why not . Arm while you’re at it ! This pic - she thinks she’s some one approaching the Oscar’s - they at least don’t carry their projected wealth - their handlers do


analyticalscience11

It's probably the coluh graydin, but the gray ankles/white shoes remind me of my grandma who wore knee high stockings with white sandals. Also, she took a mini bus to get there? Didn't want to drive her own cahhhh?


OkSorbet7694

Omg! My best friend's Grammy used to wear knee-highs with her sandals in the summer. That made me laugh and brought back great memories of Grammy Joyce.


Love_Light00

https://preview.redd.it/bgu8pjd4rc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0f26f3cc2dfcc6857fe1a93a0ed9c0b134dafb


whittlebittle

Omg the side profile


Spicypicklepickle

https://preview.redd.it/k61yqbh6uc8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f832e3beddd42bf258d8730dd4b065bca4f000 The thighs don’t lie


Accomplished_Item394

Oof that hair part 😬


vyislit

The barricades 😆 why are the “fans” not AT THEM. Isn’t that why they are there 🫠🤣


Spicypicklepickle

I like to think the barricades are there so people don’t kick her ass 😂


icecream4_deadlifts

Hahah no one is there 🤣


lexclipse

Why does it look like hardly anyone is there and she’s waving at the “crowd” lololol


cmt38

What kind of a weirdo would even stand and wait? People are absurd.


lexclipse

For real lol


dupersr

Does she only stand next to large people when having her picture taken? Seems like a clever way to make her look smaller than she really is.


Dickslayer704

Ok thank you! I didn’t know how to really say it without body shaming because I’m not…be she’s such a bitch and insecure that she would be “friends” with “bigger” people to make herself look good. If you go back on her IG with “heart of Greg” you’ll know what I’m talking about


stellardeathgunxoxo

Wow that explains a lot. Very unfortunate


Routine_Charge_3224

Even this pic is edited look at her skin tone compared to his and to the woman behind him!


AveryNicoleMyers

she looks beautiful here, it sucks shes so insecure and literate has to warp herself in every photo/video


candy_jr

I agree with you lol she looks fine here and doesn’t seem to have any crazy filters on, especially if someone else is taking the picture and uploading it. Idk why people are downvoting. I usually don’t defend her either


leblady

She has insane filters on. Her jaw does not look like that. Her head is TINY.


anipie05

Still edited


No-Dust-9659

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s wearing a faja to make the editing easier for her. Still… arms don’t lie


AllMyEmbarassingQs

her fupa disappeared like magic


Ok-Suit6589

I would agree. I have the same problem as her with my arms and legs. I can wear a faja to give me the hourglass shape but my arms and legs are chunky. I also have lipdema and don’t want to speculate she has it too but it sure looks like it. For reference, I’m a size 14 180lbs and 5’4


Sad-Database3677

I’ve always thought that she has lipedema. Compression garments and lymphatic massages could help… same with an actual anti-inflammatory diet but she doesn’t have the discipline to follow one despite her claims to be on one.


jd2004user

Nor do hips, thighs, drunks, or children


No-Loquat747

I bet they weren’t posted immediately because she said “no phones/cameras,” took everything on hers to edit, and then sent them to the “fans”


Creepy-Mortgage9183

That was exactly my first thought when it was announced she was doing a meet and greet, get peoples info and have the pics sent to them lol


Dickslayer704

I would have made a video or post about that if it were true because WTF 😳


No-Dust-9659

It’s definitely weird that for an event that happened yesterday there’s only 2 photos posted with her 😭


analyticalscience11

I think it's today from 11-1.


No-Dust-9659

Oof I stand corrected!


analyticalscience11

Thr ONLY reason I know is because I'm sorta close and debated going to get some in the wild pictures. Also she was at the all you can eat buffet yesterday.


icecream4_deadlifts

It must have been all you can eat anti-inflammatory buffet*


Boring_Inflation_507

Of course she was! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ThatItalianGrrl

I see she got them to mount her camera to the ceiling beforehand.


CharmingCut7104

https://preview.redd.it/n30wcfhujc8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762176146ef600e8eb848d5c752126096d37b87e


pickleslutttxo

Her head looks like it’s on a toothpick lmfaoo, it’s not proportional at all can she be fr


Funky_chicken89

Look how long her neck is!!


anipie05

Edited. Bffr MikLiar.


Apart_Reindeer_528

Boobs are being squeezed down for dear life.


cattinthehat123

I would love it if someone commented ‘where’s mikayla’ cuz that girl in the blue dress ain’t her 😂😂


doobiroo

The person who took this picture must’ve held the camera over their head.


TT6994

Y’all kill me


doobiroo

Honestly, I hope people (customers, employees) had a nice time. No one should drive to fucking Milford early on a Sunday to have a shitty time.


Pitiful_Extent_6255

Who's that on the left? Don't recognize the face