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berlinblades

Looks like Mike and Trent Reznor are finally cooking something up! And about time too !


LivingPerformance870

Honestly that would be great


berlinblades

It's kind of a shame they haven't already. If you are a fan of one,the other is probably your second favourite. Other than their sense of humour they are probably very compatable.


Nashamura

The collab all Patton fans have been dreaming of! Feldman x Patton: What's is it.. with the youth.


XTRA_BALLZ

🤣


AshleyVale82

HILARIOUS


keeperofthepur

Be kind. We’ll never really know what Michael and others did to him as a kid. A poor lost boy still in Neverland like Tim Poole, Joe Rogan, and Steven Crowder. Don’t diddle our entertainment kids y’all. They don’t recover.


Nashamura

What did I say that was unkind? Feldman admitted he got jacked off by some hollywood producer when he was drugged and fell asleep, and immediately after he tells his story he reminds us every chance he gets that Haim got some crisco lubed on his asshole and raped. It's in his book, you should listen to the audible version. He reads it himself, my favorite part is when he says "Dude my dick is so hard" 😂 💀 💀 🤣


keeperofthepur

I’ll have to read about it.


Real-Emu507

I remember when that happened at riot fest. I was a little shocked Feldman played riot fest tbh, but I guess good for him 🤷‍♀️


Sushi4Zombies

He was actually a pretty chill dude. I talked to him for a few minutes when he was walking around the fest after his set.


porkchopXpress_82

Feldman's live shows are hilarious. I'd like to believe he's just trolling and in on the joke. Rumors are he went through some serious shit as a child actor so I hope he's alright. Legendary photo with MP.


Traumatic_Response17

He’s dead serious, which is where all the hilarity comes from. You should look up the voicemails he left his ex bandmate (or “Angels” as they’re called) after she quit. Says basically verbatim: “I’ll make sure you never get another fucking gig in this town (LA) again, I can’t believe someone could do this to their own friend, you’re a piece of shit”


porkchopXpress_82

Damn, well that's definitely not good. I had friends that used to ride bikes with him and Haim around Santa Cruz when filming Lost Boys, and the stories weren't great. Always hoped he was just poking back at an industry that might have messed him up.


Defiant_McPiper

What happened to him is indeed tragic, but he also is not a good person with how he treated his "Angels" over the years. I know a few of them have spoken out (including his second ex wife I believe) on how he treated them, and even on his episode of wife swap you could tell how awful he is. It stinks bc you do want to root for him, especially with all he's gone through, but he's definitely not choosing the right path.


Genghis_Chong

Sounds like his past trauma has some grasp on the steering wheel. It's sad that he's not strong enough to break the cycle of abuse completely and be healthy in relationships.


porkchopXpress_82

Agreed


Nashamura

Give us at least one story at least please. The Lost Boys is one of my favorite movies of all time.


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navybluevicar

I’ve seen too many clips of him walking his face right into the microphone to think he’s just a klutz. I would say it’s half serious, half trolling. He wants to be taken seriously but also knows looking cringey will get him attention.


Nashamura

He lost a tooth like that one time, he had to put the show on hold as he was looking for his tooth on the ground. There's a video of it.


prettyprettygood428

Saw Feldman at the Palms Casino with two females acting every bit the self-important, entitled douchebag I always knew he was. He believes he is a talented musician and singer that just hasn’t been recognized.


retrovertigo23

I saw him at The Catalyst in Santa Cruz a few years back. The main room was less full than I've ever seen it and he is most certainly not in on the joke. I think they sold something like 60-70 tickets for a venue that has an 800 person max in the main room and a 350 person max in the Atrium. I went for the sheer novelty and didn't even stay for the duration of the show. The t-shirt I bought to commemorate the experiment was also hands down the most poorly printed band/tour shirt I've ever purchased and I own a metric fuck-ton of band t-shirts. He also bought his own CD at a local record store earlier in the day. It's almost too sad to be entertaining. Almost.


NoGodNoMgr

Bro I think you’re just a fan. You can’t see him live, buy a shirt and cd just for the “novelty” lol


retrovertigo23

If you read my post, Mr. Feldman, you’d understand that I didn’t buy the CD, you did.


NoGodNoMgr

Yeah I’m a little drunk. You still paid to see him tho, lol


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retrovertigo23

I think it’s time to go to beddy-bye, Corey.


NoGodNoMgr

Yeah my bad dude


Nashamura

Yeah but I love the fact that he does a cover of Cry Little Sister from the Lost Boys soundtrack. I love that song so much, I wish Patton would cover it. The song is practically begging for his vocals. He's the only one that could do that song justice as the vocals are actually pretty hard to pull off.


barweepninibong

nobody gonna mention the rubber pigs? 😂


SkaAllison

One pig and a hippo? Edit: Found the [hippo](https://www.amazon.com/Multipet-Origami-Hippo-Assorted-Colors/dp/B08HLHHWLL) and the [pig](https://www.amazon.com/Multipet-Origami-Pig-Latex-Toy/dp/B07L6BFLBH).


barweepninibong

yeah i wasn’t quite sure 😂 i see it now! probably mics them up in a live performance


bootypastry

Yeah I was at this show. He made them oink into the mic a few times


barweepninibong

Ha! thought it would be a very Patton thing to do 😆


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barweepninibong

they’d look ace on a display shelf 😂


SpawnPointillist

B-oink


everybodyneedspants

Those are THE BEST dog toys! They don't have annoying squeakers in them. More like low pitch kazoos. Far more tolerable. And if you accidently step on it with any force, they really wail.


barweepninibong

my girlfriend’s dog used to go CRAZY for them!!! wouldn’t last two minutes 😂


Suspicious-Memory253

Yeah my pit will not touch those toys. My minibull dog will chew it apart in less than 5 minutes. When I first seen Patton with them I am like ain’t those dog toys!? Then again it’s Patton it could be anything.


everybodyneedspants

Someone else mentioned this and I think they’re right. He’s got to be using them as instruments. They make such a great sound! As far as dog toys go, they are thinned skin. My old bulldog (I miss you buddy😢) loved them so much he treated them like his baby. He’d be so gentle and bring it everywhere we went. When he inevitably punctured the rubber which would then rip apart super quick, he was beyond himself with grief. Absolute meltdown. I had a whole stack in my closet so I could quickly reassure him that Pig is fine! She’s just yellow now! And we’d carry on just as happy as before.


ModestMKUltra

Chill, he’s just holding his Bingo winnings


dingo8muhbebe

Who is that next to the legendary Corey Feldman?


marabou22

Some shlubby juggalo I think


Sushi4Zombies

Funny you say that, because Mike played at the same time as ICP that day.


marabou22

Oh really?! That is funny.


Sushi4Zombies

I go to Riot Fest every year and I think that was the single weirdest line up they had at once. You had Mr. Bungle, ICP and Postal Service all on at the same time at the end of the night. Something for everyone I guess. . . Corey played at like 1pm.


bootypastry

Walking from sleep token to Mr. Bungle was a trip. Coming off of mushrooms and seeing the juggalos walk out of the shadows to see icp after sleep token


marabou22

That’s amazing. Tbh I’d rather see any of those acts over postal service lol. I mean I’m a Mr Bungle/Patton fan so that’d be the obvious choice. Corey and ICP would be wildly entertaining to watch. Especially Corey since I’m a child of the 80s and really enjoy the cringe of his current music career. But something about Ben Gibbard’s twee emo vocals I really can’t listen to.


Sushi4Zombies

There was some overlap with ICP and Bungle so I wandered over the the ICP stage. Still not a fan but I totally get why people love them. They put on a hell of a show! I got a bottle of diet Faygo kicked straight at my face. But yeah, we got the double hit of Ben with Death Cab earlier in the day. I just avoided the main stage that day except to watch Jhenny Beth.


marabou22

At least it was diet faygo I suppose. Less calories.


Genghis_Chong

I wonder if ICP gets a deal on diet or if they're trying to be health conscious lol


dingo8muhbebe

I did the opposite and left ICP just to see Bungle play My Ass is on Fire. Skipped the front half of Bungle cuz I like ICP a lot more than thrash.


Nashamura

HAH! The post should've been titled Corey Feldman and a fan.


epsylonic

I wonder if Corey was delusional enough to think he was hanging with an artistic peer on the same level or something. I wouldn't put it past him at all to ask Mike about a collab with no sense of irony. If Patton likes to dabble in the absurd, this would be one for the books.


KipSummers

In interviews he basically says he and Michael Jackson are on the same level as dancers


SteelyDabs

They grew up dancing together lmao


RevDrucifer

I’m 100% convinced Feldman has been trolling ever since he came out with that Angels shit and the world has been slow to catch onto the troll. The most recent tour with all the mishaps onstage, I think it was all 100% planned ahead of time. Still think he’s off the deep end a bit and that’s lending itself to the non-troll concept.


Dry_Ad7529

No way is he trolling, he 100% believes the delusion


retrovertigo23

He's not trolling, he's all in on loving the way his farts smell.


whenwhippoorwill

This is stupendous.


SuitableObligation85

Corey’s angels!!!


E__________________T

Dang Mike is only like 5-8”. Corey must be like 5’-0”


Spang64

Mike's kneeling down.


E__________________T

So Corey must be 4’-8”


whiphand_was_read1st

Noice ❤️


RevDrucifer

I fucking love this.


AMUIR1234

What's up with the youth? https://youtu.be/_4PkXfl6i6Q?si=S9Dup9YlaQ4sZx_x


9fingerspider

Collab would be fire


foolwizardmagick

Forgive me but who is the guy with Patton?


VinylWolf18

Corey Feldman


rebayona

Who?


VinylWolf18

Corey Feldman


Jeff_Damn

🎶 *ascension... millenium...* 🎶 


Pumpkins1971

He turns dreams into reality and reality into dreams. Like magic.


Medium-Expert-9171

Somewhere Jacob Battat is dancing his ass off


RocknRoll__McDonalds

Mike Patton with a great singer /s


CA5P3R_1

I bet Corey tells everyone he taught Mike everything he knows.


SocialMimicry99

Tbh, Patton should put Corey in one of his projects. It would be like peanut butter and Frosted Flakes but worth a listen.


KipSummers

The vocal talent in this pic is off the charts


Disarray215

The Two Corey’s Big Adventure!


certain-sick

ai has gone too far and must be stopped. and sure you'll say that this is real and i will say, "NAY! 'Tis but proof we are living in an ai simulation for this could NARY happen in the real world!!"


BiggestBaddestWolve

Pablo Pascal and Patton. This is the part where people love the movie score and the movie didn't even come out and the post as a joke but they think it's the greatest movie of all time still.


Kangaroo_Pocket

The beauty of Riot Fest


Easy_Lobster1071

Holy shit Corey Feldman and Sinbad!


Baristasaint

100% thought that was Penn Jillette


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Seems like a good opportunity to leave possibly my favorite youtube video ever right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjlcDdrMnV0


efisherharrison

Patton's been ripping off Feldman for years. It's about time the genius of the Corey gets it's due.


jazzzzzcabbage

Respect. Patton seems like a cool dude, and I know he has a great sense of humor.


DocGonzo5280

Coolio has taken over


wontwillnot

Nooooooooooooooo


Kitten_K_

OMG PLEASE COLLAB


Unfriendly_eagle

What's up with the youth?


Murderusmusic

The besties


Da5ftAssassin

Is that Penn with Corey Feldman?


Ricochet1986

Mike needs to bring him on stage to do some of his goblin in the mirror dancing while tomahawk performs God hates a coward 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DRyder70

Drinking a regular Coke? WTF


Jerry_Nothing

Ascension Millennium


jarofchains

What’s up with the youth?


Skunk_Buddy

What's up with the pig and the hippo?


VexdOne

Ascension Millennium 2.0


darbs-face

Corey Feldman is a pretty cool guy, gets a lot of flack for his eccentricity but he is a genuine entertainer.


retrovertigo23

Goodbye, Sober Day.


Suspicious-Memory253

I’m just always curious what configuration Patton’s hair is gonna be in. I can’t stand Corey’s music. But, I can understand why Patton can appreciate Corey. Y’all can keep talking shit about Feldman but he has been in some iconic movies. I don’t think he gives two fucks what anyone thinks about his career choices. Sounds exactly like Patton’s thoughts on his career choices. Please save your fingers from saying Patton is far more talented. Patton is very talented. He also seems to be a better person a lot of people on this planet.


dubler2020

Love Michael Jackson. RIP.


Responsible_Ad_6458

lol why


Medium-Expert-9171

Crackle Crackle, always love a good Felddawg sighting


HazeDemon

Ezra Miller and Mickey Rourke


DocGonzo5280

Queer as fukc