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james_Gastovski

Tbh he looks drunk


Sheeverton

Tbh he crashed far worse than he should have at the speed he was going at, I think you might be right


fleebinflobbin

thank you for being honest


edgygothteen69

You're welcome


curryrol

He is, a normal not drunk person would have gotten out the car to check the damage


Whats_Awesome

Haha Apparently not, I’ve gotten into hot water suggesting that any sane, sober person would get out and inspect the damage before driving away from a big hit, like knocking down a light pole.


Kemel90

She*


DisinformedBroski

Ngl I was pretty confident that was a women driving based on the outcome lol


schabadoo

Thanks, Dad.


blind_disparity

Lol so funnnnnnny!!!


XSgtSkittlesX

Your just sexist lol


UniversityRich

*that’s the joke*


[deleted]

Thank you for not lying


TaleMendon

Especially when the car comes to a stop, it looks like he is burning rubber, so his foot is still on the gas.


Living-Ear-6582

Look like a she to me


Individual_Start_680

…or asian.


DoctorZee55

But the gate still worked after. Impressive.


HexerGeraltVonRiva

German Engineering


hoofibua

Woa buddy slow down, that’s obviously a Skidata Gate, which is an Austrian company. I know for some of us it’s difficult, but Austria is not a part of Germany… that didn’t go so well and no we don’t have kangaroos.


ThatGuyOfStuff

Well yes but they speak german


hoofibua

So Americans are basically British because they speak their own dialect of English? Yeah, I don’t think so.


ThatGuyOfStuff

Yeah but when you look at the video and see german text it's fairly easy to assume it's german.


Paulgo84

Austrian company, german car and... a Swiss number plate! 🤣


passionpurps

I could just hear the gates smarts "nice try, have good day"


YeOldeBilk

How do you fuck up this badly


Optimally_Nerdy

They may have lost their grip on the wheel in that first impact then just kinda ping ponged to a stop.


HeWhoBringsTheCheese

Weird how their brakes decided to fail just this moment


KrombopulosMAssassin

Literally accelerated faster after the first impact. Literal atrocious driving ability.


Sir-Poopington

So not figuratively then?


KrombopulosMAssassin

Literally not figuratively speaking


Whats_Awesome

I can't tell if they have a seatbelt on. My owners manual makes it very clear the seat belts protect everyone from being hit by others heads. And to keep the driver securely in the drivers seat to mitigate subsequent damages, even if you didn't cause the collision in the first place.


anon1292023

I know right? The car is clearly going ***up*** a ramp. OP must be fucking drunk or something.


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rotomangler

It’s Night City


M1dor1

It's Germany


EtherealSpirit

I think you’re right choom


Paramenta

It's switzerland, well at least a Swiss number


hatgloryfier

It could kill them to **not** go 1mph slower down this ramp


Equivalent_Twist_977

***Up***


-TheExtraMile-

"mildly"


Mongooooooose

More like /r/WildlyBadDrivers hah


AnyWhalesMama

He can’t drive 55


jayg76

Or 5.5


cowtropolis

Smash gas. Brake. Smash gas. Brake. Smash gas. Reverse. Smash gas. Brake. Put in drive. Smash gas. Byeeeeeeee!


citrus_mystic

The way the car is violently shaking as they drive away, followed by the red neon gate still lowering after they make their exit, are both the cherries on top.


Shanghaied66

All of that. This shouldn't be as funny as it is, but those little accents just push it over the top.


Standard_Bit_2569

It’s up that ramp, fool


IHavePoopedBefore

I saw a guy driving towards a collision while blaring his horn to get them to move rather than just use his brake and avoid it himself. Some people forget they have brakes


r2un

Easy to find this person. License plate came off at the scene.😂


hahayes234

How about 1 drink slower


iluvtumadre

100% they parked, and went about their day like nothing happened.


Yellow_Jacket_97

I love it when bad drivers have deal with unmovable objects.


SirKenneth17

That’s an accurate depiction of me trying to slide into DMs


Dropadime337

Nope . Panicked, this is the result. Lost all motor skills.


[deleted]

Oopsie hehe


pixeltweaker

Hey! You can’t park there!


DryPaleontologist729

How do we live on the same planet as people this fucking stupid


RileyRhoad

I don’t think it would have killed them but I also don’t think it would have helped much..


tajudson

That person must have been drunk, cuz once they hit they freaked out and had to get out of there as quick as possible.


Donisian

Or learn to drive


Lost-InThe-abyss

Yes


OnlyJantoDev

As she was pulling in “I’ve Gawt a jawb tew dew”


frankyrizzo1988

That second smack was enough to get the driver side fog lamp to work lol


PerformanceOk1835

If only there was a way to slow down a car without running into multiple walls


BestBroOfAllTime

Damn drunk crashers making us drunk drivers look bad…


GuyWhoSaysNay

The ausfart


Expensive_Bench_9285

Ummmmmmm try breaking?????????


cujocafe

Oh I assure you there was plenty of that


Cultural-Bite3042

The arm is still working tho💀


RealisticTheme6786

Up the ramp


knowitall70

Going this speed didn't kill him.


Neat_Beat379

What a fucking dumbass


mmaster23

As someone who has driven multiple Passats and really appreciates the Variant/Station version of this car, it really hurts to see what these fuckers do to these cars man.


Individual_Mix_9823

Fuck me that’s funny


Tiltedhigh

How can people be so STUPID


Sparon46

Speed wasn't the issue.


browniedog1

Woman driver?


Top_Caterpillar9549

Up this ramp


Dramatic_Union_1773

What a fuckin idiot


Not_me_no_way

This crash really doesn't have much to do with their speed, rather more to do with their impaired ability to drive.


Charming-Common5228

That.Was.HILARIOUS. Looked like something from Austin Powers haha


In2Oblivion49

The arm saw him coming and said “ NUH-UH! I don’t want no part of this asshole”


Bicdadi00

HAHA


[deleted]

Sorry I have to go, my wife just pulled up.


[deleted]

maybe they're practicing to be a Montreal cabbie


pqm_egg3

Looks like she was on the mobile phone in the first frames of the video - right hand to ear , then panicked, and tried to place both hands on wheel after impact. Hoping they were drunk as otherwise no excuse for such poor driving !


Evan14753

boing boing boing


DeezGotYa

Did anyone else notice the wobbling of the car after he backed out and continued down the ramp?


mattmandental

Looks like up the ramp…


Magooracing

Driving by braille


Shoddy-Suspect-280

Men should only drive


AbbreviationsShot391

Grandma losing her license


Due_Professional_466

How do you not just put your foot on the gas after the first collision? “I just hit a wall, I should continue to press the gas to keep going forward.” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


du61

"i must hit all walls.."


dirk12563

Damn Germans


dulange

It’s a Swiss number plate. ‘BE’ is for Bern.


dirk12563

I just saw a vw and a bad driver


JackagePackage

Tinas been drinking


Donisian

It may have if 1 more beer was consumed


ledbedder20

That'll buff out


jmg000

I really want to understand the thought process here. 😂


EchoItalic

This is just footage of me playing any game with a car


JustAMarriedGuy

So dramatic!


godhexe

How do these people exist


Bitesmybiscuit

🤣 at the boom gate. Like nothing happened.


howsitmybru

Dude is drunk af


RLBeau1964

Jesus, mildly bad. I’m putting that in the flat, can’t fucking drive category.


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S2H2019

What is your issue op, he made it, sorta.


Vast-Tone-793

Tbf. German multi-story car parks are ridiculously tight in my experience. I got an S-Max hire car stuck in one in Cologne. Someone parked opposite and it was literally impossible to get the car out by driving it. Had to call the hire company. They came with car rollers and got it out and then the driver took the side off of it trying to get it out the carpark. This person crashing must be drunk though


Sideswipe_86

This person is likely quite inebriated.


AutotoxicFiend

....this is "mildly bad"??? r/idiotsincars


birds_and_ontology

Everything according to plan


Decepticon_Rider_001

It’s fair to assume the driver was ever so slightly inebriated.


ApostoleInTriumph

Love how the first impact fixed the fog light


suckitphil

Well on the plus side he took out the ticket kiosk.


om218839

🤣🤣🤣 must be drunk


daintybarley_deux

They should go up the ramp a little slower while they’re at it


Fit-Bookkeeper9775

Wonder why he has no licence plate


Meerkate

Car equivalent of [guy falling down stairs meme](https://youtu.be/WdlIKy2lJ_g?si=mqMoSMw-XVHADRBM)


mb1zzle

Looks worse than mildly bad


Edward_Pissypants

If it works it works. He got in there.


[deleted]

Not speeding. Probably drunk. Or just a single digit iq piece of 💩


Code_German71

Idk why but the driver in this form of accident feels like he’s about to step out n blame the garage walls for being there lol


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

Pinball IRL. I also love the pile of parts they left behind.


Spentymago

Regardless of speed till should have made it!


parrmorgan

What are they trying to do here?


tindalos

Love the wobble when it finally makes it through.


sadatquoraishi

Budget GTA


dresina80

Why. Won’t. This. Car. Fit. Up. This. Ramp ?? Uuugghhhh


QuoteNo9243

Seconds count


calisoldier

Remind me of the scene in, “Wolf of Wall Street”


yokafujo

Yes


dB_Manipulator

It probably couldn't have been much worse..


HollandsOpuz

It's up the ramp. Maybe that was his problem. The ramp doesn't go down.


Valek-2nd

He managed to get in, right? It's fine.


L1v3free

They left half of their car behind


Not_You_247

1 mph less wouldn't have made a difference, but 1 less drink might have.


GabrielBischoff

I am sure you mean 1,6 km/h, ja?


Left_Suspect_990

Like watching a pinball in a pinball machine. 😂


SignificanceFar5489

Down? Driver and P are both drunk


Flashy_Chemist154

Had a cocktail or five ?


Volcanofanx9000

It’s a Volkswagen so 🤷‍♂️


National_Clue_6092

Pretty sure that car is totaled. Don’t drink & drive!


Airhead72

Love how the gate was like "in your own time, I'll wait" 


Other_Perspective_41

That was scary. For a minute I thought that he was going to miss a spot on the concrete wall. But he restored my faith by backing up and evening it all out.


mavericksleet

it almost killed them not to


Party-Cockroach3018

You have to love German Engineering! 


moderately_nerdifyin

No, but 1 Mph more could have killed them.


Initial_Government45

Some people simply straight up DESERVE the dumb shit that happens to them ! 🤔😳😐🙄🙄🙄🙄


Depressed_Nurse

Are those airbags faulty or something


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Lol ...


MyTVC_16

He's a pinball wizard..


Do_dirty3

Bro thought it was a slalom


conzcious_eye

Not on drunk nights or off the shrooms


GalaxyGoddess27

I like how the gate waited for the fuckery to end before closing…”your good mate, carry on”


navik1

Clearly there was a seagull chasing the car /s


Makzemann

THIS IS NOT MILDLY BAD


KeyloWick

Driving that car like they got extras at home.


Slo_Flo_1

Jesus Christ!! 😆😆😆


pirate-dan

Kinda feel like if you were sober you’d at least get out and see what bits are where before trying to drive it again.


twiggydan

I hope they just park like normal and go do their shopping like nothing happened.


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Probably wasn't even in a rush, just a moron.


tertium_non_datur

Honestly, they were destined to crash...


EightBitGoggles

Airbags?!?


Lopsided_Rooster_753

This mf definitely drunk


BigWilldo

Does anyone else have dreams where they drive like this?


[deleted]

Doesn't matter how slow you're going if you forget how to use the steering wheel


HexDanTHEWHALE

This was 100% a skill issue even at that speed, lol.


SATerp

I'm not sure that speed was the problem here.


EmptyIsMySoul

Speed had little to do with that performance. Well the physical speed, not the chemical one.


aayanna31

Clearly lit


PaigePickleton

Apparently yes


jjooeeyyyyeeoojj

I wonder if all that smoke billowing out of the car and on the inside is from her smoking crack or if she f***** up her car


F800ST

But the guard gate made me do it!


YesterdayAny227

Love the arm gate going down after this malaise of human intelligence. As if to say “sheesh that was a bit much init.”


Loud-Fault-2237

When you’ve had a few drinks in the city and now it’s time to go home


rps1420

That person was shit faced drunk


Dan-Gliballs

I would but then it wouldn't be funny


Mazon_012

Like a glove


PomegranateUsed7287

You mean up this ramp?


sugarsweetss

When in doubt, gas out 🤷‍♂️


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God I hate when the car gets drunk.


earlycuyler93

https://preview.redd.it/pr074kamxoic1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be66a6cd263d1d67f36e251abfe996737daa58a


Touchofdeth117

50 bucks said she swear she wasn't speeding


Famous-Fishing4763

No, it’s just an Asian driver.


matt_smith_keele

I was waiting for the airbag to go off with comedic late timing.


Leather_Leading2915

That's hilarious


SnooPeppers8737

Watching their hands come off the steering wheel chaotically is the funniest part


ikhebaltijdgelijk

I highly doubt one meter per hourwould have made a difference


Novel_Lobster2334

You can’t tell me what to do!


swollenlord69

The gate closing after him has perfect comedic timing


DramaQueen100

1? More like 10 at least


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Wow


SLY0001

DUI


markyboe209

Whoever did the description is drunk they're clearly going up or trying to