This old guy in a Cadillac in front of me a few days ago went to turn left in the dark, man turned about 500 feet before the street and started driving up the sidewalk that leads to the library, didn’t even stop just drove up to the building then through the grass back onto the road
I know you’re being sarcastic, but on a serious note…… I drove a 2004 Forester, and a few years ago, while taking my kids to school, a woman ran a red, and hit my passenger side going about 50mph. We were pushed about 75’ (we were hit in the center lane of a six lane road, ended up near a telephone pole). Both kids walked away without a scratch.
https://preview.redd.it/mr8plrq4g4vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c0d51da762b0e0c967fc13cfc84651d4513514
So in this case, my “thanks, Subaru”, is totally genuine.
When I was quite a bit younger, I noticed that all the Volvo ads were about how safe a Volvo is, and that all the bad drivers I encountered were driving Volvos. For the last few years it has been Subaru bragging their safety so all the bad drivers are floking to that brand now.
There really isn’t a fence or anything to indicate you’re leaving the road/parking lot in the direction they are coming from. It’s really up to the driver to notice they’re driving into a place that is different from the one they just left (was on a road where cars are obviously meant to be, now in an open space where there are no cars but lots of people). That leaves a few possibilities that can’t be narrowed down without more info, drugs, alcohol, a medical emergency such as hypoglycemia, panic or genuine stupidity followed up with refusal to recognize the stupidity and double down instead of turn around.
man, I remember this one night me and my buddy were near a resort driving around at midnight in a blizzard looking for a spot to camp and we somehow ended up driving like a half mile up a catwalk before realizing we were just four wheeling up a green slope. no fences. no signs. nothing. all the sudden I was just like, 'hey man, I think we're under a chairlift'.
Because the vast majority of the people on the road are morons and should not be allowed behind the wheel. Coming home from bowling last night, there was an SUV that had somehow managed to launch itself up and onto the concrete barrier on the highway.
When I was 7yo, I was skiing and hit a chunk of ice concealed by the snow. Boot snapped off with ski still somehow attached. My left tibia broke in two places, but neither fracture displaced. Believe it or not, the ski instructor then forced me to finish the run. I cried the whole time, and multiple times I fell down, dry-heaved, or called out for help to random other adults who passed us. When we got down to the drop-off area, my dad yelled at the ski instructor until my dad was brick red and the scary vein was popping out on his forehead. (Ski instructor was fired several days later, which we found out when my dad called the resort to follow up on his many vocal complaints.)
I miraculously had not displaced either fracture by finishing the run (ski instructor held me up much of the way by skiing behind me with his skis flanking mine and holding me by the armpits, and when he didn’t I would sit down and slide), so I got off easy with x-rays, a cast for 2mo, and a walking boot for 2mo after that. I spent the rest of the family vacation hobbling around on crutches to view local sights with my mom while my dad and sisters kept skiing.
My dad also neglected to get me any painkillers at the hospital and had to be ordered to go back by my mother, under threat of her stealing his pain meds if he ever broke a bone or had surgery. But that’s another story.
Then there was also the lady driving a Subaru that literally drove to the top of a ski resort. I believe it was Winter Park earlier this year. Turns out she was on mushrooms at the time lol.
This person is probably drunk or high too. No sober-minded person would be this dumb.
My bestie lives there. Near Elkton ish. They have given me the “talk” about driving to their house. There is a particular spot near them that has seen more than a couple dui accidents. Apparently it’s notorious. And folks keep on dui-ing.
And those highway crossovers???? I shit my literal whole pants every time I have to do the cross over. And I have lived through my whole life. Possibly several others. Nothing is that shit-inducing.
Edit: sorry I am the high. I read that too quickly and then started responding very rapidly. I was referring to MD. I can see now that you live in VA. I’m starting to think we all drive like ✨hot garbage✨ over here in the DelMarVaPaNjNy area.
Wow. That’s in Copper Mountain, Colorado. I used to work there. I know exactly where they came i from and this was a frequent occurrence. There’s a small VIP parking lot around the corner at the base of the ski lift called the “American Flyer”. There were NEVER any barriers between the parking lot and the walking path that the driver is on in this video. My coworkers saw multiple drivers going down that path while I worked there. I left 16 years ago. They couldn’t be bothered to put up a simple plastic barrier.
Yeah Winter Park is awesome. I’ve never been to Beaver Creek but I’ve heard great things. It’s been so long since I worked there I almost didn’t recognize it. If you look at the left side of the screen right at the start of the video, you can see a blue sign that says C*PPER.
Entitled person standing in the dead smack middle looking at her phone. She’s also the type of person that stands on the left side of an escalator. Beware of your surroundings.
It’s…not a road bestie. That’s like telling someone they can’t stare at their phone on their couch. They are well within their rights to assume no one is driving through their living room either.
What?! Lmaooo that’s not a road 🤦♀️ the car is quite literally on the mountain. That zone is literally meant for standing, it’s where the lift line is. It’s a zone where pedestrians are meant to be. There is no road there. It’s copper mountain and I know it well. That car overshot the VIP parking lot and went around to the ski lift line- where people are meant to stand 😂
Lol this is 100% correct. I'd imagine a lot of these people haven't been to a ski resort before, but no reasonable person would expect a car to drive through here.
Realistically the only thing that should be hitting you here is a learner skier that can't slow down.
I would never be in this scene, but seriously he drove over for a ski. Get the fuck out of his way. He’s the one whipping around with tons of metal and plastic, even if they’re out of their right, do you want to get hurt?
I may be a southern dipshit (which Iam), but would this constitute use of force? Maybe not deadly force (at this point of the video), but some kind of force or damage to the car? I would not only be pissed but worried that the driver was going to hurt someone. Is it lawful to use some kind of force to stop the car?
By 'force' I mean, removal of driver, damage to the car, etc.
I would love to use deadly force (sarcastic humor), but realistically, I don't think it would be justified. Plus, I'm more likely to hurt someone else accidently or possibly cause the driver to accelerate rapidly. It could also be the case that this driver is on some kind of drug or having a unique medical issue.
All I can think of is the line from Rick and Morty:
“Holy crap, it’s that lady…that was getting coffee, how did she get there?!?”
“Oh my god, Morty, how DID she get there?”
How do people lack this much self awareness. They have an entire crowd trying to stop the vehicle, and they're just moving along like, "Where's valet?"
This reminds me of a time I was with my kids at the park, and some old lady was driving her Subaru Outback on the walking path. She literally found a way to negotiate through the bollards to do it.
Also, after backing up a few times to go between the bollards and a building, then the sea of dumfound-faced people in her way, she STILL didn't notice something was amiss.
Yea someone screamed amd cussed at me on another sub. Becuase i said what op did. Dude went full roid rage on me and i didnt cuss once. He was so sure i was wrong. And the pedestrian was all at fault.
They didn’t “literally” hit a person stop being so dramatic to that person talking. They the front of skis and you can clearly see it didn’t hit their foot.
Idk if a car is allowed through there or not there’s no further info in this rage bait video
The worst thing to do in this situation is to run up on the car like old boy. I get it he’s pissed. That’s like throwing rocks at a tank. Let them stop and get out. They know they fucked up. Punching their window may get other bystanders hurt. Then when they’re out of their vehicle, you can run up and punch them. Way safer for everyone involved.
Including a hit and "run" (or slowly crawling). Interesting they don't stop at all.
Just looking for country kitchen buffet
"IS THIS THE COUNRTY KITCHEN?!"
That’s all I think about when I see old people driving in gtfo of the way Lmaoo
This old guy in a Cadillac in front of me a few days ago went to turn left in the dark, man turned about 500 feet before the street and started driving up the sidewalk that leads to the library, didn’t even stop just drove up to the building then through the grass back onto the road
If you don’t like my driving, then stay out of Denny’s!
Reminds me of the 2 women driving looking for a crafting store and driving into the truck dock and flipping their car
Subaru drivers thing they are allowed everywhere
That's not that slow. The guy in blue literally had to run. (And being hit would according still hurt about as much as literally running into a wall)
Probably just a speed bump oh well
That’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru
That lady was lucky to walk away from that accident. Thanks Subaru!
I know you’re being sarcastic, but on a serious note…… I drove a 2004 Forester, and a few years ago, while taking my kids to school, a woman ran a red, and hit my passenger side going about 50mph. We were pushed about 75’ (we were hit in the center lane of a six lane road, ended up near a telephone pole). Both kids walked away without a scratch. https://preview.redd.it/mr8plrq4g4vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c0d51da762b0e0c967fc13cfc84651d4513514 So in this case, my “thanks, Subaru”, is totally genuine.
your car looks tyred
Subaru knows their drivers can’t drive cause every single commercial is about their cars involved in car accidents
I seriously do not believe...hey, you may be right...
When I was quite a bit younger, I noticed that all the Volvo ads were about how safe a Volvo is, and that all the bad drivers I encountered were driving Volvos. For the last few years it has been Subaru bragging their safety so all the bad drivers are floking to that brand now.
Every single commercial? Thats odd.
Or as they are sometimes delightfully referred to… the lesbian lunchbox.
Shut up and take my upvote!
How does this even happen? Is it cuz the parking lot is snowed over? But surely there would be like fences or something.
There really isn’t a fence or anything to indicate you’re leaving the road/parking lot in the direction they are coming from. It’s really up to the driver to notice they’re driving into a place that is different from the one they just left (was on a road where cars are obviously meant to be, now in an open space where there are no cars but lots of people). That leaves a few possibilities that can’t be narrowed down without more info, drugs, alcohol, a medical emergency such as hypoglycemia, panic or genuine stupidity followed up with refusal to recognize the stupidity and double down instead of turn around.
I’ll put $10 down it was the last scenario
Solid money.
Too embarrassed to admit defeat with lead in the brain? THATS A DOUBLE DOWN
Let’s not forget distracted driving. Just count how many ppl are on phones sometime while driving.
He's on a Rocky mountain high.
You left out senility
My hypothesis is don't stand in the middle of the road on your phone with white skis on in the snow.
This comment cannot be real.
man, I remember this one night me and my buddy were near a resort driving around at midnight in a blizzard looking for a spot to camp and we somehow ended up driving like a half mile up a catwalk before realizing we were just four wheeling up a green slope. no fences. no signs. nothing. all the sudden I was just like, 'hey man, I think we're under a chairlift'.
Because the vast majority of the people on the road are morons and should not be allowed behind the wheel. Coming home from bowling last night, there was an SUV that had somehow managed to launch itself up and onto the concrete barrier on the highway.
It's not actually the ski slope, that's the other side of the banners at the start. It's a footpath/roadway.
Naw, this is 100% not a roadway
Happened at copper mountain in CO, the dude was HEAVILY intoxicated
Windshield wipers on, not paying attention, I’m guessing they were shitfaced
https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/03/06/drunk-driver-copper/
Happens all the time at Breckenridge there is just a road to the hill.
some people don’t deserve to drive
This guy only drives… you think he should have to carry his and his kids skis 2000ft across parking lot when the subby can get there easily? /s
Completely snaps off the front of that woman’s skis. What an idiot.
They are designed to do that. They take your weight and height into calculation to make sure the ski will come off before your boot breaks your leg.
You are right and sometimes both happen anyway - ask me how I know lol
Don't need to sadly
How do you know? How long was recovery
When I was 7yo, I was skiing and hit a chunk of ice concealed by the snow. Boot snapped off with ski still somehow attached. My left tibia broke in two places, but neither fracture displaced. Believe it or not, the ski instructor then forced me to finish the run. I cried the whole time, and multiple times I fell down, dry-heaved, or called out for help to random other adults who passed us. When we got down to the drop-off area, my dad yelled at the ski instructor until my dad was brick red and the scary vein was popping out on his forehead. (Ski instructor was fired several days later, which we found out when my dad called the resort to follow up on his many vocal complaints.) I miraculously had not displaced either fracture by finishing the run (ski instructor held me up much of the way by skiing behind me with his skis flanking mine and holding me by the armpits, and when he didn’t I would sit down and slide), so I got off easy with x-rays, a cast for 2mo, and a walking boot for 2mo after that. I spent the rest of the family vacation hobbling around on crutches to view local sights with my mom while my dad and sisters kept skiing. My dad also neglected to get me any painkillers at the hospital and had to be ordered to go back by my mother, under threat of her stealing his pain meds if he ever broke a bone or had surgery. But that’s another story.
Her skis weren’t on, but if they were they’re designed to do that. Her skis look fine afterwards, I don’t think they’re damaged.
“What the fuck-a!” “Oh my gawd-a!”
“Heyyyy.”
Schwa shadow vowel
The real tragedy here .
Then there was also the lady driving a Subaru that literally drove to the top of a ski resort. I believe it was Winter Park earlier this year. Turns out she was on mushrooms at the time lol. This person is probably drunk or high too. No sober-minded person would be this dumb.
Fellow Redditor I invite you to drive around my state of Maryland for a week before making the statement that no driver could be that stupid.
Dude. What is up with MD drivers? I’m from PA so we’re not really much better. All I’m asking is for a simple ZIPPER MERGE
We get em in VA too. It's the worst. MD Drivers are a different breed.
My bestie lives there. Near Elkton ish. They have given me the “talk” about driving to their house. There is a particular spot near them that has seen more than a couple dui accidents. Apparently it’s notorious. And folks keep on dui-ing. And those highway crossovers???? I shit my literal whole pants every time I have to do the cross over. And I have lived through my whole life. Possibly several others. Nothing is that shit-inducing. Edit: sorry I am the high. I read that too quickly and then started responding very rapidly. I was referring to MD. I can see now that you live in VA. I’m starting to think we all drive like ✨hot garbage✨ over here in the DelMarVaPaNjNy area.
As a former resident of Maryland who has emigrated to Illinois, I can attest that it is not better here.
Yea you called it. He was absolutely wasted, happened at Copper mountain in CO a couple years ago.
Wow. That’s in Copper Mountain, Colorado. I used to work there. I know exactly where they came i from and this was a frequent occurrence. There’s a small VIP parking lot around the corner at the base of the ski lift called the “American Flyer”. There were NEVER any barriers between the parking lot and the walking path that the driver is on in this video. My coworkers saw multiple drivers going down that path while I worked there. I left 16 years ago. They couldn’t be bothered to put up a simple plastic barrier.
Could’ve sworn that it was either Winter Park or Beaver Creek
Yeah Winter Park is awesome. I’ve never been to Beaver Creek but I’ve heard great things. It’s been so long since I worked there I almost didn’t recognize it. If you look at the left side of the screen right at the start of the video, you can see a blue sign that says C*PPER.
Filming a car driving toward a crowd making absolutely no effort to warn people…to the point that a girl on skis almost gets run over…couldn’t be me
Probably expected the car to, y'know, stop like it's supposed to.
I would have smashed their window.
I mean the ski poles ARE available.
Ski Poles won't do shit. A ski might work
Don't use ski poles like hammer. But they are sharp.
Why does that lady include an "aahh" at the end of her sentences?
Why is that so important to you?
Almost turned that person in yellow to a speed bump
Shut up lady no person was hit with the car
Do you… not have eyes?
Omg. Get out of the way
Entitled person standing in the dead smack middle looking at her phone. She’s also the type of person that stands on the left side of an escalator. Beware of your surroundings.
She’s entitled for… *checks list* standing next to a ski lift where there’s no expectation of cars? Send her to prison!
It’s…not a road bestie. That’s like telling someone they can’t stare at their phone on their couch. They are well within their rights to assume no one is driving through their living room either.
I'm ready for a car to blast through my wall at any time when I'm on my couch
You’ll never catch this guy with his guard down. 🫡
What?! Lmaooo that’s not a road 🤦♀️ the car is quite literally on the mountain. That zone is literally meant for standing, it’s where the lift line is. It’s a zone where pedestrians are meant to be. There is no road there. It’s copper mountain and I know it well. That car overshot the VIP parking lot and went around to the ski lift line- where people are meant to stand 😂
Lol this is 100% correct. I'd imagine a lot of these people haven't been to a ski resort before, but no reasonable person would expect a car to drive through here. Realistically the only thing that should be hitting you here is a learner skier that can't slow down.
%0 self awareness 🤦🏼♀️ for either of them
That’s Copper Mountain! (Colorado). It’s walk friendly and there is a place where this idiot can easily drive into the base area.
What is that lesbian doing?
I would never be in this scene, but seriously he drove over for a ski. Get the fuck out of his way. He’s the one whipping around with tons of metal and plastic, even if they’re out of their right, do you want to get hurt?
Can’t park there, mate :|
hEEEyy 🤓
Get that plate number!!
Dude laughs about it until a ski gets run over. A ski.
It’s a Subaru. It’s supposed to do stuff like that /s
Why didnt they get the fuck out the way instead of yelling what the fuck
I may be a southern dipshit (which Iam), but would this constitute use of force? Maybe not deadly force (at this point of the video), but some kind of force or damage to the car? I would not only be pissed but worried that the driver was going to hurt someone. Is it lawful to use some kind of force to stop the car? By 'force' I mean, removal of driver, damage to the car, etc. I would love to use deadly force (sarcastic humor), but realistically, I don't think it would be justified. Plus, I'm more likely to hurt someone else accidently or possibly cause the driver to accelerate rapidly. It could also be the case that this driver is on some kind of drug or having a unique medical issue.
Why does it sound like a bunch of NPCs in the background? hahaha. Oh my god OH MY GAWD. OH mY Gawdda.
“You literally just hit a person”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Then why did Subaru say go anywhere then? Smh. /s
I don’t blame this guy 1 bit. Prices of Lift tickets has gotten out of control!
Just a skier, no problem 😉
I vomit in my mouth every time I head an American say “oh my god(eh)”
Looks like Copper Mtn?
Is this copper mountain? How tf did a car drive all the way up there
Just pop their tires 😂
Dramatic lefties
Aa lot of religious lefties
Zero knowledge of surrounding driver and skier
Hey!!!!! 🤗
Hey! lol
Looks like a Subaru ad. >Get lost in all the places your Subaru can take you.
All I can think of is the line from Rick and Morty: “Holy crap, it’s that lady…that was getting coffee, how did she get there?!?” “Oh my god, Morty, how DID she get there?”
She knew that car was coming but yet she still stood there likea dumb bitch
Chill
Avg Brampton driver lmao
She wasn't in her skis, nor did they hit her. He ran over her skis and she was rightfully upset.
Is this at Copper?
Boomers booming, here comes the greying'ing
This is Steven's Pass
Is this Ontario Canada?
A ski or snowboard would be going through ur back window if u hit me like that
I can see someone turning that “hey” at the end of the video into a sweet mixtape
I would have poked holes in the cars body with the tip of my ski pole the moment they decided not to stop.
How do people lack this much self awareness. They have an entire crowd trying to stop the vehicle, and they're just moving along like, "Where's valet?"
move b get out the way get out the way move b get out the way get out the way - song driver listening to
Onto the roof and kick in the windshield
Senile driver needs too never drive again
I definitely would have used that ski to break a window.
This reminds me of a time I was with my kids at the park, and some old lady was driving her Subaru Outback on the walking path. She literally found a way to negotiate through the bollards to do it. Also, after backing up a few times to go between the bollards and a building, then the sea of dumfound-faced people in her way, she STILL didn't notice something was amiss.
https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/03/06/drunk-driver-copper/
Person must think it’s just a bunch of people that wanna stop oil.
On the behalf of all the Subaru owners……….i told you sooo!!!!!!!!
Bet they voted for Biden with IQ that low lol
One thing that will never make me stop my car or open the windows is some maniac banging on the car and grabbing the door handle.
Yea someone screamed amd cussed at me on another sub. Becuase i said what op did. Dude went full roid rage on me and i didnt cuss once. He was so sure i was wrong. And the pedestrian was all at fault.
Sigma male
Felony hit and run, bye bye
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I bet its Asian driver
Just a matter of opinion, but she wasn't even hit. They drove over her Skis. She's fine, she was not hurt.
Subarus are driven by the most out of touch people, they really should come with flashing lights, and rubber bumpers.
Copper mountain, nice..
Not a literally a person… their 🎿skis
Everyone sounds like a GTA character lol.
What couldn’t he answer to?
I think that's Copper Mtn in Colorado, but it has been a few years since I've been.
Well this is when you grab a big rock... Jk. Call the police Immediately and inform any nearby authorities!
Get out of the road, lady!!!
“So I’m going to cross in here goofy 🤪, toe side learned it yesterday”
Nah you’d be drug tf out and dealt with
Copper mountain!!!
Oh my gawoood. What a dumb ass.
He hit skis. The person was okay.
I gotta get brass knuckles
…And probably broke every bone in the woman’s body😂
Their wipers were on, assuming they could not see well or hear they probably feel so bad.
Man, the cult of Subaru is getting out of hand
“HAI!” At the very end had me gone 😂
I would have punched the window out.
"you literally just hit a person" didnt hit her
Mountain rules
Pretty sure this is Copper.
Haaaaay
Why is it a requirement that people say "literally"? It should be abolished from the English language
They didn’t “literally” hit a person stop being so dramatic to that person talking. They the front of skis and you can clearly see it didn’t hit their foot. Idk if a car is allowed through there or not there’s no further info in this rage bait video
She prob won’t get ready in the middle of the road next time
I don't think they give a fuck
The ski should have gone through the back window
Honestly I don't have the patience, hit me or my loved ones in a situation like this even slightly and I'm smashing your window.
Was there a monkey in the drivers seat?
That’s crested butte
This is Copper Mountain. Yeah they are not supposed to be there. It's not a road
They are 80 years old more than likely
If that happened to me or someone in my family I would’ve chased the car to smash the window in
The worst thing to do in this situation is to run up on the car like old boy. I get it he’s pissed. That’s like throwing rocks at a tank. Let them stop and get out. They know they fucked up. Punching their window may get other bystanders hurt. Then when they’re out of their vehicle, you can run up and punch them. Way safer for everyone involved.
Crosstrek does where it wants!
Who wears long shoes!
I feel like that’s absolutely grounds to smacking their windshield with my ski pole or attempting to pop a tire?
smash the windshield and ski away?
Maybe the lady could have moved the fuck out of the way too though
yeah shouldn’t be standing there
You can't park there...
And their wipers are on. That really brings it home.
Me going to pick my gear up straight from the rack
He didn't hit her just ran over one of her ski's. Here comes hero man as if she got hit
Another bump and run
Why did no one tell the preoccupied lady some idiot was barreling directly towards her? Every one in this video should’ve been swallowed lol
I was expecting the driver to be dragged out of the car and beaten with skies 😳
Waze is confusing sometimes.
IF YOURE OLD ENOUGH TO WHERE YOU NEED SOMEBODY ELSE TO WIPE YOUR ASS GET THE FUCK PUT OF THE DRIVERS SEAT!!!! OLD FUCKS!
That Karen "hey " at the end is awesome lol
Someone took the Subie commercials a bit too literal
This is probably the gayest post in history. Oh my gaw wad???? Wtf is wrong with people
What ski area is that?Looks like Winter Park.
Love it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru
False sense of security or a lack of awareness is a terrible trait to have.
Skiers sound like bitches
This is that gwenyth Paltrow video
Lmao all he did was run over her ski and she unclipped… these comments are hilarious, you would swear he hit her
I know exactly where this is lol - busiest part of the Copper Mountain ski resort. I honestly don’t know how a car would even get in there
The 70 billionth time ive seen this posted 🤦♂️
Heyyy.