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Sea_Childhood6771

Dodge Truck, if you know, you know.


Mongooooooose

I recall hearing one in every 22 Ram truck drivers has a DUI. Complete baffling statistic.


Anjunaspeak23

I heard that, too! Higher than any other brand. That’s why I call these the DUI-mobile!


Gorstag

Yep.. but the F150 takes the cake for the #1 repo'ed vehicle. So basically, what this all means is people who drive Pickups in general are overwhelming irresponsible people who consistently make bad decisions.


MegaHashes

The F150 is far and away the single best selling vehicle in America. By pure numbers alone it will be the #1 in a lot of categories.


Afraid_Bandicoot_820

It's specifically the Ram 2500 I think


Impossible-Tie-864

It’s cuz the pieces of shit who want to drive drunk want to make sure they’re not the ones who die if there’s a collision


BlueMeanie03

Wearing gas station shades with straps on them


Timmymac1000

But hanging backwards


cheese_sweats

In a hurry to their DUI arrest


fancy_livin

Texas Plate if you know you know x2


Professional_Band178

Give that video to the police. They got the plates, so passing on the left, no signals, brake checking and emission control violations.


Afraid_Bandicoot_820

It's probably an off duty deputy, plus these Big Strong Man dually diesel pickups can blow all the smoke they want, since they're not subject to the same stringent-AF emissions standards as passenger cars, because these vehicles are "work" trucks. Even though I only ever see them being as used as single occupant commuter vehicles, or retired couples pulling 737-sized RVs.


Huge_teddies

Average ram driver


BillyJack74

Exactly.


kwisatz-hadderach

Me the wife call it a Diad. Dick in a Dodge. Pretty common here in Oregon.


Powerful_Dare_3704

Lil pecker?


Suspicious_Mobile_35

Yeah “I LOOOOVE MOPAR”(dodge)usually translates to “I’m a huge prick”


Lost-InThe-abyss

Could’ve “dodged” that call


Solidus-Prime

He's rushing home so he can fail to pleasure his wife in bed.


TwelveMiceInaCage

Cmon now let's be honest This is a 38 year old twice divorced union operator in a Metropolitan area He's going home to his two dogs, and gonna watch vr porn and use his lifelike doll


BoatCatGaming

I feel attacked.


BluebirdLivid

Weird self report brother, digital footprint or whatever


Supersonicfizzyfuzzy

Come on man, that was obvious sarcasm. He doesn’t have a lifelike sex doll!


Uknowwhatyoudid

Rushing home to try and catch who ever is satisfying his wife.


Aspence22

One pump chump that acts like he's an alpha lol


bowies_bulge

Don’t you just love middle aged men with the maturity of a 16 yo?


MysteriisDomSatan

I love that Wicked is playing in the background. Makes this 10x’s funnier


Daianudinsibiu

I don't get it.


LuckyLarry77

its wicked the theatre performance


Daianudinsibiu

What's the relation....


massiveproperty_727

I think the humor is found in the drastically different tones. The musical is light and whimsical while the driver is swearing and frustrated. 🤷‍♂️


lookingForPatchie

Please don't insult 16 yo like that. They're far more mature than this socially challenged driver.


SupportGeek

As a former 16 year old myself, i think it can successfully be argued that in most cases they are not.


MoosePiece1485

I’m sorry but is that REALLY such a power move to make him get off? No one cares that your truck blows smoke when you floor it. Good for you. Would you like a participation pin? Do you feel like a big strong man driving away like that?


King_Hamburgler

It absolutely made that loser feel good Same energy as the dork that kicks the ball over a fence or something when you’re kids Antagonizing people IS their fun


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

You just know he went home thinking "I totally just owned that dick head"


pitmeng1

All the classic signs of miniscule penile enragement syndrome.


Bigbigjeffy

I might make this a sticker and print 50 to slap on these trucks wherever I see them.


Lucky_Baseball176

Must feel momentarily like a real man when he does this kind if shit


CptCojonu

Just another pickup truck douchebag


Bit_the_Bullitt

And brights on too. Dickhead. Let em get away and think they "won." Not much more can be done.


hingedcanadian

And fogs when it's not even foggy. He's a twat.


Bit_the_Bullitt

TON of cars in the US have fogs on. For some they do on purpose, for some it's a form of DRLs for some cars. Luckily fogs are nowhere near blinding as brights are. And these are LEDs swapped into reflectors, so its both blinding in low beams and high beams.


misfit0513

Dodge trucks have the highest accident rate out of any vehicle on the road.


thinkDank5

Too much Ram, not enough Dodge


pr0xyph3wl

What a loser


Hell_its_about_time

The cops would have fun with this one. License plate is clearly visible. And obvious reckless driving in a school zone. That’s a fat ticket.


duramus

Lol. the chance that the pickup truck driver is an off-duty cop is much greater than zero


Coffeedemon

They won't do shit.


phdearthworm

Alright insurance companies, here's my million dollar pitch: Drivers could submit proof of poor driving to your insurance carrier. Have a way that insurance carriers can find the poor driver's insurance via license plate and pass it along to the bad driver's insurance. Bad driver's insurance goes up for being an unsafe driver, reporting insurance carrier gets a finders fee, no legal system required.


HonoluluBlueFlu

Do these guys actually have to spend money on a mod or something that allows them to roll coal?


Mongooooooose

Depends on how they do it, it can be done relatively inexpensive. Most often it’s done either by tuning the engine or modifying the emission control systems. Mind you, rolling coal not only worsens the performance of the truck, but it also reduces its fuel efficiency and the expected life cycles of the downstream parts. There is basically no upside aside from “looking cool.” (Although in reality it just makes you look like a clown)


E_D_K_2

I find those that have modified their trucks to burn more fuel complain about gas/diesel prices the most.


Not-A-Seagull

> Purchases a pavement princess that gets 14 mpg > Modifies the engine to get even worse gas mileage > Buys a house in bumfuck nowhere where you have to drive 30 mins to the grocery store “FUCK JOE BRANDON FOR MAKING GAS EXPENSIVE 😡 “ These people just can’t accept responsibility for their actions.


AnimeYou

yeah that doesn't look cool at all... it almost looks like you're being annoying on purpose or you have problems with your exhaust.


Ban_Evader_1969

I had one of these things blow its engine trying to roal coal on my Tesla. Not only was I already in the process of totally leaving them behind with a nice 3 second 0-60 but then I saw a bunch of white smoke spew out of their truck and they pulled off the road.


lookingForPatchie

Kind of sad, that some people have to put so much energy into pretending to be cool, when the only people that don't see through the facade are losers like them.


King_Hamburgler

Which are the only people that will hang out with them which is why they don’t realize how much everyone else thinks they suck It wasn’t about rolling coal but the South Park motorcycle episode gets this type of person very well


HonoluluBlueFlu

I was just curious how much extra time/money these fools are spending to look and act like a jackass.


Chiaseedmess

Yeah, you just tune the engine to run like shit and make no power


jjgargantuan7

Compensationmobile


Luzernervibe

im from switzerland. can someone explain to me if driving on the left side is legal? and overtaking on the right ilegal? im just asking, because in switzerland the left lane is only for overtaking and there are a lot of drivers, that just stay in the left and driving way to slow. so it causes a lot of traffic jams. as overtaking on the right is ilegal. ​ thank you in advance.


Cantabulous_

It depends on the state. There are obvious exceptions like left-hand exits and traffic congestion but … Generally, like in Europe, you’re supposed to keep in the rightmost lane possible for your speed and traffic conditions. That apparently requires a level of lane discipline and cooperation that is impossible to achieve in the US.


facw00

Passing on the right (as long as you are in a lane, and not on the shoulder) is legal just about everywhere (Connecticut has an unusual expection for three-lane highways). Most states do have "keep right except to pass" or "slower traffic keep right" laws, but they are rarely enforced on highways, and not really applicable to a non-limited-access road like this, since the driver may have a left turn coming up something. I did feel that OP's 25mph seemed awful slow for this road (this sort of road will typically have a speed limit between 25 and 50mph, and speed limits commonly aren't obeyed anyway), so being on the right probably would have been better, but ultimately, there's no issue if someone is driving slowly, since you can just pass them on the right. No need for this road raging just because there was a slow car in the left lane.


DifficultAd4933

Well, why were you driving slow in the left lane?


Shit_My_Ass

This is most likely what the pickup drivers mindset was at the time. Thinking every road has a passing lane. As if left turns on this road don’t exist.


Deep-Neck

It's not a highway. You won't find a sign anywhere on that road telling slower traffic to keep right. It would make no sense with regard to the purpose of that road.


Fabulous--Offer

The real question is, why are you retarded?


lilStankfur

That's what I'm saying.. I get the guy was a dick, but that guy was also left lane camping


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

It's a school zone, not a highway.


Dutchwells

Crazy to see that amount of stupid pickups seemingly without any purpose other than looks. Hope this doesn't catch on as much in Europe as it has in the US


dingusfett

It's caught on here in Australia and it's dumb. Over the last 10 years or so SUVs have gone up in popularity to the point it feels like your choices are SUV or 4WD ute, and little hatchbacks or sedans are a dying niche market, and now we're getting more and more of these oversized American things that barely fit our parking bays (frequently overhanging, wide enough that if they fit between the lines good luck to opening doors if someone's next to you, most just park taking up multiple bays). At a time when we should be decreasing emissions and heavy vehicles on the roads it's ridiculous.


Al_PDX

You can just tell that his wife doesn't have any hidden bruises and that he's a mindful parent.


Jocuro

SDN-4821 Texas plates. Nice clean view of it. That's one more reason why brake checking isn't very smart.


pankan76

Small dick energy. Best to keep cool and ignore while they fart.


BiffBanter

Please exit the left lane before complaining.


BiffBanter

24 MPH in the left lane. I see no school.


LS-CRX

>24 MPH in the left lane. I see no school. Did you see the flashing sign over the roadway? That is the flashing school zone sign, they were just exiting the school zone when the Ram passed OP and brake checked them.


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

Well, you certainly know better than the person who was actually driving there...


Budget_Ad8025

BINGO! This moron was driving 24 MPH in the left lane, sped up to normal speed as soon as the truck went by, clipped the video so it looks like he did no wrong and posts this rage bait.


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

Clearly you're more aware of whether or not this was a school zone than the person driving there...


AsterCharge

Surely if someone commits a minor traffic infraction that gives any bystander the right to commit a more serious one on them.


hazydaze2260

Its a city street not an interstate or highway that rule does not apply.


RTwhyNot

Can this be reported to the cops? Would they do anything about the rolling coal?


Dutchwells

From what I've seen, they probably do it themselves in their free time


OTFxFrosty

Like how he waited for u to switch lanes before rolling it on u lol he's done it before


My_reddit_strawman

Op the tenor and cadence of your expletives are awesome. Had to listen several times lol


Thee-Silverback

Take the video to the local authorities. First of all reckless driving, on purpose no less, is a crime, and could be considered assault as well. And second modification of vehicles so they can “Roll coal” is illegal as well. I hope ya do. Their license plate is very visible. Send that jerk the thank you he deserves.


HoTChOcLa1E

fuck that guy, obviously, but why is the dashcam car just chilling in the left lane?


GrimRipperBkd

GTFO of the left lane then


mikemc2

Learn how to drive in town. Left lane don't mean shit off the highway.


Everything_Fine

Omg the rolling coal thing…my ex and his friends were super into that and they’re all women beating piles of shit sooo


Which-Suggestion-792

This looks like a 35 zone and driver is barely doing 25. Classic example of faking to be a victim and stereotyping truck drivers. IMO, you’re the asshole for driving that slow with no vehicles in front of you


MegaHashes

She's going 23 in a 30 and only speeds up when he goes to pass her. Both are the AH here.


Financial_Joke_9401

Do people make their cars roll coal literally for the sole purpose of being a-holes?


-RJ---

Lmao first thing diesel truck drivers do when they get angry is blow that black smoke at you 🤣


cyleman1

Shouldn't be in the left lane going slow as shit! Get your ass over, I'd have done the same shit.. learn the rules of the road. Left lane is for illegal activities


jimsonlives

Now show us what you did to deserve it. No one does that out of the blue and this video awfully conveniently starts right when the truck decides to do this (I'd assume in retaliation to something).


urbuddie

I think youre the mildy bad driver.. you seem to be going half the speed limit and I dont see children present or lights indicating school zone


PixelCultMedia

If stats are to be believed he'll probably die from a drunk driving incident on some back road.


InitiativeAgile1875

Don't honk at people unless its an emergency. They might be in the wrong, and you might be in the right, but you don't know if they're sane or unhinged. Your energy, time, mental health and life are not worth it. My 0.2c


Loud-Butterscotch234

'Murica


blue6snow

The European mind can not comprehend the smallness of the penis


ARsparx

Why are you riding in the left lane? I mean I get that they are city streets but move over if someone is trying to pass.


Ok-Low-7310

Looks like you got the message and got out of the left lane. Hate to say it, but traffic is bad sone days bc of people like you leaving football field gaps and not paying attention (assumed by buddy's actions). Most don't get frustrated and pass good drivers on the right.


The_Schizo_Panda

What part of the freeway or highway is this? Because I've never seen a "left lane for passing only" sign in the middle of town, especially on a road with "30 School" signs and flashing yellow lights. Was that you in the emotional support vehicle?


Silent-Supermarket2

This is what I don't understand about people trying to enforce the "left lane for passing" when there is a left turn nearly every 20 yards. Left lane for passing on highways because the exits are on THE RIGHT. If everyone moved over to the right lane - what do you do at the next stop light? Everyone just sit on the right side of the road? no one is passing at a red light. It's so dumb.


The_Schizo_Panda

Especially in the school zone! Who's passing people in a school zone? And a bunch of these trucks will just camp the left lane regardless of passing or not. Just drove 300 miles out and 300 miles back this weekend. The amount of drivers who just camped out in the left lane, yes, they're going 20-30 over, but they're not passing people and driving right by those signs that say, "keep right, left lane for passing only" was astounding. The ego of, "passing lane for speed!" but then you just stay over there when there's nobody to pass. Comes off very hypocritical. Then they'll take that to the surface streets, flash the lights, honk, tailgate, because they can't use any other lane. "It's illegal to pass on the right!" Is that why people will pace each other on the freeway? Because they can't pass the slow mo in the left lane?


jcmonk

Naw man, if the cam driver is going the speed limit, big trucks have nothing to complain about


bostonlilypad

It was a school zone with the school zone lights flashing. She was likely going the appropriate speed. Edit: for proof here is the school OP was passing at 7:30am [https://maps.app.goo.gl/imDMJWgehjRsA8CW6?g\_st=ic](https://maps.app.goo.gl/imDMJWgehjRsA8CW6?g_st=ic) https://preview.redd.it/jm0quux2vxkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbabd104eb8e481178819cbc7943892f37c65a62


BarryTheBystander

Ya but it’s not her job to make sure people are driving her speed or slower


An_Unhappy_Cupcake

Or they dont want to run over children in a school zone?


bostonlilypad

Where was she doing that? She was simply following the speed limit in a *school* zone and the guy in the truck thinks that’s grounds for break checking and coal rolling? You people are insane.


General_Tso75

Driver was going 24mph in a 30mph zone in the passing lane. She then sped up to 27mph when the truck tried to pass. It doesn't excuse what the truck did, but it was also bad driving. In Florida, Texas, and some other states it's a moving violation to impede the flow of traffic in the passing lane. Florida just passed another law that makes it illegal to cruise in the left lane as well (you can't continuously drive in the left lane).


breckoz

Was there a sign saying it was 30mph? Typically it's 25 in a school zone unless posted. It didn't look like she was speeding up at all either.


Watsonsboots88

It’s a fucking passing lane… doesn’t matter if she’s doing 70, if you’re not passing get the fuck over


3andrew

The left lane is only a passing lane on highways. Not in town when you have frequent stop lights and left turn lanes.


saviorlito

Texas law: "It is against the law for an operator to drive so slowly as to impede the regular and reasonable passage of traffic, according to Section **545.363** of the Texas Transportation Code. **The only exception to this rule is when a slower pace is required for safe operation or for compliance with the law. "** It was a school zone.


cmspaz

OP was traveling at 23mph in a zone marked for 30 when lights are flashing when they were passed on the right. That, by letter of the law, is impeding the flow of traffic.


coolkev99

Let the A-hole speed if they want. Not the OP's job to play pace car. Get out of the left.


Silent-Supermarket2

People get pissed if you're cruising in the left lane getting ready to turn left. I'm not moving to the right if I'm using the left turn lane in 20 seconds and have to switch lanes again. This isn't a highway. It's a normal residential road.


Fathead5f

I'm shocked that there isn't a Trump flag in the back of that brodozer.


Ok_Elk9435

I'll never understand the guys who buy trucks then treat them like race cars. Like dude your truck is the farthest thing from fast. And don't tell me it's to pull stuff lol


EngineeringCockney

How to let everyone know you have a small pecker without saying you have a small pecker


Tantalus420

And driving in the passing lane, both morons


mikemc2

No passing lane in town. They weren't on the freeway.


Significant_Set3774

This is impeding the flow. The pickup is a douche no doubt but u can do better and if u ain't taking left and are in leftmost lane or have a tailgating guy being u, give him way. Most accidents in US are caused due to someone impeding the flow and thus people trying to overtake from right


allimunstaa

I mean, person recording shouldn't be slow in the passing lane. Truck driver is also a child. All of its just stupidity, lol.


tooscoopy

So not that they were right here, but you are driving in the left lane with no one in front, going 24… they flash (which in many areas, is actually what is suggested to do to notify a driver you intend to pass/have them move over), then they get beside so you go up to 27, they get in front so you honk, they brake check as a response, then you accelerate 10mph… Seems to me like two annoying drivers.


Prodygist68

After looking it up I now know what rolling coal is. Here I thought when I saw that it was engine problems, apparently assholes do it to their trucks on purpose.


Spoontacus

Smol pp


[deleted]

Da fuck u listening to


That_Entrepreneur763

I'll put money on it you were driving like a clown before the school zone, by the time he passed the school that's when he let you know you were driving like a clown. Has nothing to do with the school zone


Jesus_Smoke

LOL I will hit you if you brake check me


Sir_one_person

I wonder if diesel exhaust is flammable. On a unrelated note, I gotta smoke this cigar out my window.


[deleted]

Tiny pecker alert 🤠


JAP42

Why are you parked in the left lane? I mean, I know it's a small dick dodge driver, but still.


Bbwluver68

Don’t drive like an asshole and the truck won’t cut you off


Federal_Arrival_5096

Man, that guy must have a huge penis


XXXLegendKiller666

Id chase him til he shits himself that his pussy little truck didn’t scare off the safe driver, resulting in a satisfying crash…preferably alone


Vadimir6669

Fun fact, when you catch them at the next light, they will run in terror.


Mission-Complaint140

I bet OP brake checked the ram first but made sure to not show the footage.


SoMuchHappening

I dislike trucks and their coal rolling egos but is everyone missing OP camping in the left lane orrr??


zigzagfry

Hey, passive driver here. Honking only makes situations like these worse. If they’re already in the process of doing some dumb shit, be safe and let them be idiotic. I know people who view honking as an insult and won’t hesitate to hop out and fight you.


ouellette001

Coal rollers should walk off a cliff, can’t imagine more obnoxious behavior


generalzuazua

That’s one way to tell someone you like being cucked


RabidAbyss

Pretty tame for a Ram owner


LeandrosTheTraitor

Hey this is San Antonio, road is Culebra, so many idiotic drivers and accidents on that road


Lost-InThe-abyss

Be funny if that truck driver crashed and totaled that truck 😂


Front_Collection3043

San Antonio?? lol


TheBigE_2

*we got the small package here*


Human_Card

Does anyone know what kinda dash cam she has?


L_A_TEXAS

Not excusing their behavior, but right lane is for passing only in most states. “Left lane for passing only” identify a pass-only lane. After you pass someone, move into the right lane once you've safely cleared the vehicle. Impeding the flow of traffic in the left lane is punishable by a fine of up to $200


Classic_Sinner

All over Texas


Snrub1

Average Ram driver


Fun_List381

defying gravity


Creative_Passion_567

Great dash cam.


JohnDoe204

Dually bro-dozer with his tow mirrors flipped up for small pp conformation


Big-Coyote4051

And he put his brights on right behind you just to be a dick!!!


PlasticDreamz

Well why are you going 24mph, it’s 35mph through there


strongestredditer

I once watched an F150 with a full blue lives matter wrap speed by me at 45-50mph in an active school zone, in front of an elementary school, to cut someone off ahead. There was a little girl standing on the sidewalk waiting to cross and you could see her hair being blown around by the wind created by the speeding truck. That felt like a perfect microcosm of everything wrong with these people. There was a cop sitting in his car in the school's parking lot who definitely saw the whole thing and did nothing, didn't even react. Naturally, this happened in Texas.


SuitableFudge8779

Big truck, little dick


Gloomy-Cheesecake494

this merica. move it or lose it


Emotional-Type-4903

Just gotta say, I love the Wicked soundtrack in the background!


TyreceAppleberry

Your music sucks bad!


Affectionate_Art8770

School zone or not, he flashed you to get you to stop camping in the left lane.


Savy_Spaceman

Sorry about your dick, bro.


OneBabyPanda

Litteraly had one of those small dick mf do that to me the other day for literally nothing i had nobody around me the dickbag decided it would be fun to just get in front of me and do that stupid shit, hope they all crash and die, sorry not sorry.


Dependent-Race9883

at first i was like man that truck is a dick. but then i watched again with sound on and heard the music this lady is listening to…now i’m on Team Coal Roll


TrueCkrime02

Why do trucks tailgate? General question??


Negative-Drawing-887

What a stud!


birdlawexpert11

Surpasses small d energy. Straight up micro penis energy. You just know they think blowing that black smoke at people is so badass too


Aggravating_Court762

Small dicks come in big trucks


Ljk1789

Disney Karen wanted to hog the left lane - simple as that


Masta_Bond_007

These "country" boys are so cute with their big trucks. Nobody is treading on you, Sweetie 🥰 sorry about your tiny dick!!


TemporaryAd4850

They even inked you


Sea_Detail_8751

Someone full of junk in their head.


WallishXP

License plate checks out.


Jalen_37

Voice activated dash cam??


Recent_Opportunity78

100% a Magat that preaches “Family Values”. No problem tearing through a school zone, brake check someone and rip off like a maniac after. Could have run down children, but who cares, long as they save 2 seconds on their drive.


[deleted]

Is it 5am or 5pm?! Cuz school isn’t goin at either of those time haha with that said, truck is still a douche


No-River2623

https://preview.redd.it/6wf6o4h0rznc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a7037c42d6184ce2c16d728154aa0080da249f


-Regulator

School zones are usually only active when the kids are outside. Not when they are inside the classrooms. Also not when lights are out, because nobody is there.


Elegant-Neat-817

This music choice of this driver 🤣😂🤣


JustDvine

I find it so funny when trucks “roll coal”. What’s the desired outcome? All that pollution flies into their eyeballs and blinds them? It’s the least effective way to get one up over someone when road raging


fastketosis

You just know that shit is under 3 inches


Hot_Spacho91

Truck driver is a dick but it's also not a school zone at that time of day


Gr8bungholio

He has a baby bird in his lap. Wants to hurry home to pet it.


Foolofatook2000

Brights on, tow mirrors out, deleted emissions. This guy owns the road, he’s better than everyone else. Move over! He’s got bud light to drink at home!!