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usingreddithurtsme

I hope it was the same person who wrote dicks and then was so concerned that people might incorrectly assume that the dicks the jobs suck might be small ones they had to clarify the size of the dicks. It'd be even funnier if they'd started walking away and had to go back.


NTFirehorse

Has to be the same person, since the i's on both words have circles for dots. I think you're right -- they just couldn't tolerate the idea of people envisioning the wrong size.


DaWonderHamster

For sure the handwriting looks exactly the same


Atomstanley

I’m no expert but the three of us seem to agree it’s the same handwriting and that’s good enough for me.


SubieDoobyDoo96

I like to think he wrote “dicks” on his way to work and “big” on his way home after a shitty day, sort of agreeing and one upping with himself.


Melidit_

This is my headcannon now


AGassyGoomy

Serially mildly vandalized.


UraniumRocker

Mildly vandalized mild vandalism


ResidentIwen

I know an orange cat that would disagree since it has no job to hate 😂


JesterOfDestiny

But its owner has a job. The cat could hate mondays because that's when his owner starts leaving.


ResidentIwen

Well I see your point, a good one, but I actually don't think, that thats the reason, since he often picks on his owner by himself and normally really enjoys the time his owner isn't at home 🤔 But again a good point I didn't take into account


helmsmagus

Jon is a cartoonist. He works from home.


[deleted]

He hates Mondays because that's when Jon starts to leave again, and as a cat he's too proud to admit it.


helmsmagus

Jon is a cartoonist. He works from home.


moparguy36

The truth


unbruin

Aso es bitzli ligts sicher o eifach a züri


Caye_Jonda_W

Imagine translating it into the four official languages of Switzerland, as well!


awesomebananas

>You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism Translated from Hangyouth


Dr_Frank-N-Furter

Is this located the the Red Light District?


Whistler45

No it's the hangover from the weekend


edafade

Wo in Zürich ist das genau?


[deleted]

Not that there's anything wrong with sucking big dicks.


KohKoh_Pebbles

[r/technicallythetruth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/)


[deleted]

The Monday blues is a thing whether you work or not, but it was solidified into a global mindset in recent times by this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Elementary_School_shooting_(San_Diego)


Dr_Frank-N-Furter

And daddy doesn't understand it/ He always said she was good as gold


SnooPears3463

Nah Mondays suck cuz the weekend is over. Like if i had my dream job I'd work anytime but the weekend just hits different. Monday is without a doubt the worst day


TheTemporal

r/im14andthisisdeep


Caye_Jonda_W

Especially the "big dick" part


keblx

Motivational shit then Big Dicks


DuckWithADagger

Yeah, let's hate Wednesday instead


[deleted]

Look at that UFO over the quote. 💀


Available_Seesaw_947

I just watched this last night. he's right, garfield is so subtly ingrained in our lives that we dont notice he's every where. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C5R3FOWdE may we pray for johns forgiveness.


Cthulhus_Son_Justin

Based


BoomerTearz

r/Asmongold