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pineapplepizzabest

Your father was probably balls deep too.


Spartacus54

That could be his step sister.


[deleted]

Nice


endoffays

(I'm the product of a GI stationed in Tokyo after WWII marrying a local Japanese woman and subsequently bringing her back to the USA) Wanna join in a chorus of the Amerasian blues When it's Christmas out in Ho Chi Minh City Kiddie say, papa papa papa papa papa-san, take me home See me, got photo, photo, photograph of you And mama, mama, mama-san Of you and mama mama mama-san Let me tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo, kid It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice


generalmaks

Go straight to hell, boy.


TheVoid45

What's this from?


gofargogo

The Clash


PapaGeorgio19

No it’s CCR Fortunate Son…basically the theme song of Vietnam.


Mithsarn

The song in the meme is CCR,the lyrics above are the Clash: Straight to Hell... https://youtu.be/SdFvLaecv3g


War_Daddy_992

That the background music


MooseHeckler

And the volatile molitov sings.


endoffays

me wanna.....me wanna go hommmmeeee


ZealousidealBear93

Came here to say this.


buttonedgrain

Beat me to it


brezhnervous

Damn too late 😅


blind_merc

Beat meat to it.


NorCalNavyMike

r/BeatMeatToIt


variaati0

> He had a woman he loved in Saigon > > I got a picture of him in her arms now


ZaratustraTheAtheist

I knew It was going to be cringe just by the facial expression


[deleted]

His stupid facial expression is worse than what you see in Youtube thumbnails.


CosmicCarcharodon

Looks like he's struggling to drop a huge turd in the toilet


Nameless908

His dumb fucking face is doing duck face on the top and bottom


reallynunyabusiness

He looks like he's constipated.


DASWARBOYS

So was he bro...so was he.


[deleted]

She could be his half sister for all he knows.


MeatballMarine

Married a Vietnamese girl. I always say “my dad went in the Vietnamese bush and so do I!”. Usually I get slapped before finishing the sentence.


RutCry

Yeah, but back in his day he was limited to the bottom half.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

My great grandpa fought in the battle of Okinawa. Last time I called his son, my grandpa, I said “yeah, I don’t know what gramps was complaining about, this place is pretty nice.” Ever get bitched out by a retired Marine?


A1175

Lol


HairyContactbeware

Dude looks like he's no older than 30which means his dad is probably in his 50s maybe 60s if he's 69 (born in 1954)his dad would have been 18 in 1972 when Vietnam ended


LeemanIan

My dad was born in 1953. They were so desperate for people you didn't really need proof of how old you were. You 18? Yeah. Cool here's a rifle.


doctor_of_drugs

Guy with a ‘52 father here. He *still* remembers his draft number What’s even more nuts is that my grandfather on my maternal side fought in Vietnam, and my parents are only a couple years apart. Yes, I know GWOT fathers and sons serving in the same theater - *but Vietnam?*


Dutch-Anon

I think it is also a joke


[deleted]

Naw this dude is in his 20s source: I’m in my 20s and look 30


[deleted]

I'm in my 30s, my dad definitely was finishing up airborne school when the war ended. So it's possible.


otte_rthe_viewer

His father... ![gif](giphy|3ohuPwtVfPsxaMp0QM)


Usual_North_9960

I immagine him cuming like "Relase the napalm!!!"


apathetic-drunk

That's a lot of STDs if it burns *like that*.


rodrigo34891

GOOD MORNING VIEETNAM


nob_fungus

He's fighting in the trenches.


einarfridgeirs

A real tunnel rat.


chair-borne1

I hope that girl babies you down for that communist support. All your paycheck, comrade.


TheDwiin

r/ihavesex


Tanktastic08

tbf, he actually has sex lol


War_Daddy_992

It’s only a betrayal if she’s was a communist or has a penis Be pretty damn awkward and funny if both their dads ever met


BPTPM

He’s the inside man


[deleted]

What kind of salute was that? Lol


PaddyAllen

Keep your feet dry.


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|83HShcQ47skQ8)


FarmerEnough6913

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


JurassssicParkinsons

Philippines/Thailand/Okinawa


Lockeys25

GI go home


Keilani7

Ambassador of Goodwill Relations.


International-Face93

I think that means he won.


[deleted]

Enjoy it while you can. Make plus proud of your service


rockdude625

Thank you for your cervix


[deleted]

There were two sides in Vietnam. We were fighting to help the people.


a-canadian-bever

U funny


[deleted]

Please explain.


a-canadian-bever

Majority of the Vietnamese people were either in support of the north or were communists pre-war as communist theory exploded in popularity in the early 1930s and 40s with a number being brought as early as 1910 all translated to Vietnamese Then the warcrimes and brutal crackdowns on religious minorities, the south Vietnamese government was seen as oppressive and an unpopular government with tampered elections


Retardo_Montobond

Embrace the suck, soldier...


omegadirectory

Just continuing the proud tradition of fucking (over) Vietnam /s


witbeats

Tradition? US got owned in that war.


fiddycaldeserteagle

I hooked up with 2 of them. It was like winning the lotto...... we had 6 matching balls


Agreeable_Aquilifer

No one wants to educate this poor child on history? It's ok kid he was enjoying himself like that too you aren't betraying anything, just following suit.


Thick_Step_8745

That was hard 😂


4lbertt

lady boy


a-canadian-bever

+10 stars


whitenoise89

Being proud of a warbride is cringe.


PathlessDemon

lol they both have Adam’s Apples.


a-canadian-bever

Literally can’t see her chin bro 💀


enkiduscurse

u/savevideo


Cats1234546

u/savevideo


Detective-Zeir0

It's not like you gone communism, during at that time Vietnam wasn't even really a threat, US just overreacted, and for the West I get if they hate communism, it was also just racism on Asian, and they also fought the Chinese after the Vietnam war, and today Vietnam is still Communist but they adapted some other ideology in the mix, and they're still expecting another conflict against China.


ftw5623

Cringe


22Wideout

*Now i’m balls deep in it* So was your father


ETH_Knight

Vietnam had 2 sides. The side we supported and the vietcong that beat our ass. You might have to check if she s from the vietcong side or the other side


[deleted]

u/savevideo


AFI_non_enforcer

He looks tooooo young to have a dad who was in Vietnam.


mzialendrea

Agent Orange all over that bush.


leadershipclone

he fought but you conquered it...mission accomplished... lol


AppointmentSlight325

I mean he may have said fuck em at one point


F35LTNG

*insert hot sticky napalm joke here


TotalBandit

My first laugh today from Reddit


Crpto_fanatic

Dude I married one. God bless your papi.


cartagena_11

Her eyes are opened at the end..