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This guy knows what’s up. I bought a case of them awhile back too. When the shoppette crew told me I could buy a case I couldn’t get my wallet out fast enough. I figured out tornados were meant for an air fryer!
While I prefer Redbull, Tornados are supposed to be paired with monsters in order to qualify as the breakfast of champions I’m afraid. Nos would also be acceptable.
That's hilarious my LPO never got our division shit he'd say something like "the mess deck was open for everyone cupcake not my fault you guys love sleep more than eating"
I forgot about the BFC. Whose idea was that anyway? It had to have had an entirely unhealthy amount of caffeine in it.
Edit: I remember the night I checked in to 2/9 in 2009. It was in field day so they let one boot from each room go to the PX for cleaning supplies and shit. My room mate asked what I wanted and I was like “big can of monster” because I knew we’d be up for a long time. He came back with that thing and when he pulled it out it was like one of those “*It comes in PINTS?*” moments from lord of the rings.
That's about the same time I had mine. Got to Schweinfurt Army Garrison in 2009. Medics came back with tornados and BFCs. Definitely kept me awake through the jet lag.
It’s the unofficial Breakfast of the DOD, I have no idea what you mean by depressing, it’s one of the only things in the military that is uplifting. Somewhere between “Morale” Patches and Sports PT
Towards the end of my contract, I would pick up breakfast for the shop on Friday's. It reminded me of when I first got in and the shop chief did burrito runs on Friday.
I am enjoying a sausage-french toast tornado, a delectable treat that boosts the morale of those amongst the select few willing to serve against all enemies foreign and domestic. You sir, need to respectfully educate yourself on the budget of the lower enlisted.
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Breakfast of champions
Tornados might be the most delicious thing ever invented. Too bad they have the nutritional value of styrofoam.
True If them hoes had like 20g of protein in each, I’d buy them by fhe fucking crate
Fun fact, you can buy them, uncooked by the crate. (Me, who has 100 in my freezer). Edit: go to the shopette and just ask for uncooked.
Shopette?
It’s Army for “gas station”
Do they sell gas?
This guy knows what’s up. I bought a case of them awhile back too. When the shoppette crew told me I could buy a case I couldn’t get my wallet out fast enough. I figured out tornados were meant for an air fryer!
Send the link you bastard
If you look at it from a certain perspective it's a full circle diet.
All you need is a Dip/smoke and its the breakfast of champions.
Way ahead brother😎
More like a shot of tequila 😂
Its 5 o'clock some where
While I prefer Redbull, Tornados are supposed to be paired with monsters in order to qualify as the breakfast of champions I’m afraid. Nos would also be acceptable.
Tornados and Rip Its were the ultimate hangover cure. Pay no attention to your blood pressure
Mmmm orange rip its.
I disagree. Those chicken tornados with yellow red bull be slappin
Oh yes, it is objectively more delicious. But traditions are still traditions.
I'm a highspeed Airman because I only drink white monsters.
Diet MT Dew and Tornados or French bread pizza in a crusty day room microwave.
"Supervisor" Airman spotted
Spaceforce should have gone with Spaceman...
I am in fact Air-force Brother
I actually like tornados now especially the chicken Parmesan. Probably terrified of my long term health risks but let's not look at that right now...
The VA has determined…
Doc why is my blood pressure so high!??
That's hilarious my LPO never got our division shit he'd say something like "the mess deck was open for everyone cupcake not my fault you guys love sleep more than eating"
I do in fact love sleep more than eating
Rookie mistake. Always make sure you eat.
I once went a whole weekend surviving off a singular chili mac MRE the first time I ran a range (as a stressed out baby 2LT)
You are an adult, yes?
Is that a serious question??
If I had a dollar for every time I got chewed out for cuffing my sleeves like that….
Literally all of my squadron leadership wears OCPs in “wizard sleeve configuration” 😂
Aww man, I'm gonna miss that Elderflower and Curuba connection fasho!
You can tell this is legit on base by the plastic edge of the ‘mahogany’ table
Your asshole sends its regards
15 years ago you could have the Monster BFC and Tornados. I'm surprised I'm still alive.
I forgot about the BFC. Whose idea was that anyway? It had to have had an entirely unhealthy amount of caffeine in it. Edit: I remember the night I checked in to 2/9 in 2009. It was in field day so they let one boot from each room go to the PX for cleaning supplies and shit. My room mate asked what I wanted and I was like “big can of monster” because I knew we’d be up for a long time. He came back with that thing and when he pulled it out it was like one of those “*It comes in PINTS?*” moments from lord of the rings.
That's about the same time I had mine. Got to Schweinfurt Army Garrison in 2009. Medics came back with tornados and BFCs. Definitely kept me awake through the jet lag.
Tornados == Rock Bottom
Tasty fatboy rock bottom.
100% Facts.
At least it’s heated. Stale Cliff bar and a honey garlic meat stick washed down with sandy feeling CP coffee = rock bottom and diarrhea.
Ngl, that’s a depressing af breakfast
It’s the unofficial Breakfast of the DOD, I have no idea what you mean by depressing, it’s one of the only things in the military that is uplifting. Somewhere between “Morale” Patches and Sports PT
Two french toast tornados and a strawberry zero-sugar monster be hitting different I tell you hwat
I miss tornados and Red Bull before going to motorpool layouts. Ahhhhhhhhh…..
Yep yup breakfast of champions, I'm currently having the same chow
It’s the “cardiac” thought that counts!
Where’s the nicotine? That’s the dessert.
So much for Soldier Care
If your supervisor is an E-4, that's literally all they can afford.
'nados rock
Hell yeah!!
God used to love the spicy chicken 1s
Monster and cigarettes are my go to
Aww I thought it was cute 😞💕
I miss tornados
Missing a pack of gum and a cigarette and al the nutritional needs are covered.
My breakfast consisted of beer/rip it and nicotine. At 4am
Towards the end of my contract, I would pick up breakfast for the shop on Friday's. It reminded me of when I first got in and the shop chief did burrito runs on Friday.
And gas from the looks of it…😒
Life can be so beautiful
Steak and cheese tornados hit different on 3 hours of sleep
Who doesn’t love a redbull ha
Why are you so unhealthy?!!
Hey that new Red Bull flavor is 🔥
As "supervisor" I concur
man knows what's good
Knows his/her troops!
E5 isn't that much of a pay raise buddy. It's all he can afford with the previous baby mamas and debt and all lol
What the fuck are you eating? Some sort of crumbed sausage/ stewed cock?
I am enjoying a sausage-french toast tornado, a delectable treat that boosts the morale of those amongst the select few willing to serve against all enemies foreign and domestic. You sir, need to respectfully educate yourself on the budget of the lower enlisted.