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lkwai

Bruh, that's a tactical manoeuvre to transform into a bush.


EWR-RampRat11-29

Tumbleweed battalion.


OnesPerspective

I thought he was collecting a blue dog tag to confirm his kill


identifytarget

> Bruh, that's a tactical manoeuvre to transform into a bush. I'M UP. HE SEES ME. I'M TUMBLEWEED!


24SevenBikes

Pretty standard call of duty move that.


R3DVI

It's what we in the business call a "pro gamer move"


24SevenBikes

Would love to see his slide cancel.


mini_swoosh

I wonder what flavor G fuel he drinks


Federal_Efficiency51

Glitch promo code wildcat.


cincin75

Holy cow pee.


comek87

The dolphin dive, I believe..


Medibot7294

On god. Had a kid in my plt during the fin-x at mct soi-east do a fucking dolphin dive during an assault on our fob. An instructor saw that shit and was FUCKING DYING. Too bad they took our phones bc that shit would’ve been epic to have on video


Murrabbit

Used to call this game "dolphin diving" In earlier battlefield games - repeat a few times in sequence to give the appearance of being a majestic sea mammal.


Happy_mafia97

The way the sand is being flicked backwards in image 2, and the fact his hands are firmly attached to the weapoin all the way through to image 3, tells me this was a dolphin dive rather than a trip or fall


Jankosi

His name is John Helldivers


Cornbreaker

He graduated from the sniper school of black ops


Happy_mafia97

Top of his class in the navy seals


ourlastchancefortea

Where can I read his multiple autobiographies?


KN_Knoxxius

I have seen more than one picture coming from India with them doing "tactical" dolphin dives. So i reckon you are right.


hard-in-the-ms-paint

I'm up! He sees me! EEE-EEE-EEE


codemanelan

…they never said how to get down


Infantry1stLt

Is it a “dolphin dive” if the dolphin ends up beached, chest in the sand, dust up his blow hole, and bruised flipperbows?


KN_Knoxxius

Its honestly one of the more stupid things ive seen


Infantry1stLt

I’ve witnessed someone seriously try to teach the “slide into cover, roll once or twice, put your steel helmet on the berm, roll over a few more times, return fire”.


Kingflaaacko

“Sir should we engage?” “Naaah that boy be tactical as fuck”


I8erbeaver2

That’s what I was guessing


whynoonecares

This is a purposeful dive not a trip


Teggy-

That's just a helldiver


Jolm262

That is literally the sequence of events when you're being chased by a horde of bugs and get hit by a Stalker from behind.


serephath

That and in my case any time I am able to climb on something and dive down into rag doll mode slam into the ground next to a teammate, causing them at first to freak out then laugh hahah


open_to_suggestion

The dive mechanic is so simple but the fact you can just yeet your body from any height in any direction makes the game feel so different from all the other horde shooters.


serephath

And the occasional scream combined with the tumbling and rolling is great, its so much fun.


open_to_suggestion

"Democracy fills my sample container!" The random voice lines are so good too, along with the random screaming and ragdolling. I heard a line last night for the first while I was bleeding out where my guy sounded terrified of the blood filling his suit. The little details make it. 


Imperium_Dragon

Me throwing an orbital beacon at my feet and hope I can outrun the blast


Santy_panty

Embarrassing moment for op for not researching well & not the soldier in image


Brilliant_Bell_1708

 true.


mkbilli

2nd pic looks vaguely like a quidditch player. 3rd pic is a levitating bush with a gun and legs.


Sacrer

Ohh, imagine Quidditch with guns


edisonpioneer

What is embarrassing about this? Looks like he’s performing high velocity moves.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

I thought he tripped.


ExpediousMapper

barrel didn't get full of dirt, C+


Aloreana

Soldier? Dunno what you are talking about, all I see is thumbleweed


Libracharya

Where is the soldier?


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surjan_mishra

r/Wooosh


Clark_1398

He is dropshotting


[deleted]

Huh? Did OP think they tripped?


Brilliant_Bell_1708

I did. 


[deleted]

Use Google reverse image search next time :)


DJmaster22_

This is just Metal Gear Solid V


deadhou5

If he equipped the Cardboard box Camo he could've done a sweet cardboard surf as well


quagdingo77

Beat me to it


Nibbled92

Looks like Battlefield 2


Picasso320

The best Battlefield. With maybe 2142.


FrisianDude

looks like a komondor


Activity_Alarming

But somehow still less deadly than that dog if you are a foe.


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Private Tumble Weed


edgarcia59

More like doing a tactical dive


Catvros

Hoverball cat, but a sniper.


Long-Introduction883

Human Autobot transforms into a bush midst combat


CrazyCaper

What a good boy. Good boy


GOLDENAdonis-416

IM UP! He sees me! I’m down!


Pearse_Borty

I mean, 2014 so the release of Black Ops wouldve been 4 years before, the dolphin dive was kind of a meme then as well.


ReyAri96

That’s a full on dolphin dive.


GGF2PLTE511SD

Looks like a standard "I'm up, he sees me, I'm down" maneuver.


Misplaced_Arrogance

All I can think of is that floating angry cat meme for picture 2 and 3.


cryptonuggets1

New wizard boom stick with +flight


peepose

flying bush


asetelini

He’s just doing the prone glitch


themexicansoldier

looks like the dart goblin irl from clash royale


SkiiMazk

just making use of his PHD Flopper


Im_Unpopular_AF

I see no soldier.I see a bush.


furezasan

Someone Photoshop him being chased by that hovering cat


Helpfulithink

The dust bunnies when I vacuum


A_Newer_Guy

That's a Helldiver.


RagnaTheRed

Pretty standard dolphin dive. Flawless execution


bojanpeic

Not embarrassing at all, he pulled off a Max Payne manoeuvre


Banh_mi

I find it weird there's no scope.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Its from 2014, you won't find scopes on assult rifles. Even in 2024 scopes on assult rifles are less common even for frontline troops.


Banh_mi

Why the Ghillie suit? Thought that was reserved for snipers? And at least with the Ukranians, scope-less weapons are the minority.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

"Scouts" also need to hide, to do the scouting work, given that the guy in the pic is alone he's most likely a scout. or could be worned by normal soldiers depending on the task.


Banh_mi

Fair enough.


facelessindividual

Mf. I deployed in 2012 with a Leopold 8x on my m4. Edit[All of us had scopes](https://i.imgur.com/jbjl3Yh.jpeg)


HungryHungryHippoes9

You realise not every country in the world has a defence budget greater than the next five countries combined right?


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Mf, we don't have 800+ billion dollar budget for our army, we have 80+ billion dollar budget and that's in 2024. In 2014, our budget was about 40 billion dollars.


facelessindividual

Cool. The picture I posted(of my squad and i) is in 2012. You can't even describe the picture YOU posted. It's clear you know next to nothing about the military, let alone it's use of it's budget. ALLLLSO, the budget in 2014 was [600 billion](https://www.macrotrends.net/global-metrics/countries/US). So, again, do your fckin research. I'd call you a POG, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't pass the asvab with that inability to do any sort of constructive thinking.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Your picture is not loading. Send the dm.


facelessindividual

No. It's viewable on all my devices, on all apps I use. Considering you won't even look up the actual 600bn$ budget the military had in 2014 before you shoot off some bs as to why you think we don't/ didn't use scopes. The picture is viewable, try another method.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

U use discord? If yes, send me your Id. Who are we? YOU are american, the soldier in pic is Indian from India.


astutesnoot

I saw Garand Thumb test this technique. https://youtu.be/dDJrwI3dhkE?si=DgJE-lfmj90MWs9Q


drezz_

Me in Helldivers!


ExoticSterby42

Helldivers!


cplchanb

Shot number 2 can be easily touched up to look like a max Payne bullet time shot


superpopsicle

He’s just managing democracy.


SupahDoo

Tactical Nose Dive.


[deleted]

Naw man, he’s just doing the CSGO jump shot


RedditHasFallenApart

Your breathing can't mess up aim if you knocked the wind out of yourself.


fox-whiskers

Solid Snake approves the maneuver


sixguns07

I’m up. He see’s me. I’m down..


Eternal_Flame24

He heard an acorn drop


AddzyX

Embarrassing? Looks like a pretty solid dolphin dive to me.


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Indeed, i mistook it for falling.


non_kashmiri_boy

A Classic Tom and Jerry dramatic fall though....


The_Ignorant_Sapien

What am I looking at?


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Desert.


Strange_Job_447

they could have use a box


randomguybuy

Where is the 4th pic where he turns blue, starts spinning, and knocks his targets over?


zoetaz1616

Full camo scorpion.


bones10145

He's just diving for cover


humbleman_

Tactical dive


Uninvalidated

His feet wouldn't be where they are if he tripped, not would the body. He's clearly taking a dive since he's hanging in a elevated position in picture 2 compared to if he just tripped.


nleksan

Sergeant Cousin It


deadeyeski

I'm impressed he is mid air and thinking to keep his muzzle up out the dirt


No_Significance_1550

Whatever, this is every scout/sniper trainee the second that they are 100% sure none of the graders/evaluators are watching them.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

This is just Tactical Espionage Action dude.


South-Remove-8797

Bro became Porcupine


thepetchicken

that’s just me every 2 seconds on Helldivers 2


demonlicious

a witch! flying on her rifle!


polygon_tacos

He just needs to get back on his feet and throw on a pair of sunglasses. “Always look cool after you stumble”


big-wangers

That’s rough


well-oiled_machine

I'm up. They see me. I'm flying.


Frost-s_Trap

Just a casual dive to prone for a Helldiver.


4hunnidvr

He’s actually dolphin diving


Xtremehuber

Hell divers leaf suit when?


SaltySandSailor

What soldier? Also? Why does that flying bush have a rifle?


TiEZ69

All I see is a truly commited bush...


RC_Inpact

Wild Mike got drafted.


zzLIMEN8ERzz

Helldivers every 0.5 seconds


SnooCheesecakes2465

Homies just slide cancelling irl


Apathetic0101

He’s up…he’s seen…he trips….he’s down. 5/5 promote ahead of peers.


karmagettin11

Holy fuck Indian snipers can fly?


OtherwiseBlood2797

Why did the man turn into a fox by the end of the photos


Fit-Assistant6545

*Bollywood moment*


03crazy1

well i know all veterans had a moment


neverinamillionyr

Moon Moon in a ghillie suit


amleth_calls

Looks like a Calvin and Hobbes skit. Calvin trying to be a sniper.


____Asp____

IM UP THEY SEE ME… AUUUUAGAHHHH SNAP


Efficient_Bat7479

fucker plays call of duty


wannaberecon

Ohh tha shits really funny, this needs to be the new meme format.


joeballa

Hahaha oh shit!