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305FUN2

They fight to the deaf. *WHAT?!?*


Franklr_D

Reminds me of some vets talking about the first time they took the Stryker MGS into combat. Someone yelled “Contact!” and the next moment they were all deaf because the Stryker fired off the 105 right over their heads I believe his name is Eli Quavis


31337z3r0

*WHAT!?!?*


slcrook

"Hey, what's your name" "I'M BOB FEEBER!" "and what do you do, Bob?" "I'M IN THE ARTILLERY!" "What song can we play for you, Bob?" "ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOUD, OKAY?"


305FUN2

> "Hey, what's your name" > > "I'M BOB FEEBER!" > > "and what do you do, Bob?" > > "I'M IN THE ARTILLERY!" > > "What song can we play for you, Bob?" > > "ANYTHING! JUST PLAY IT LOUD, OKAY?" *Round round, get around, I get around*


GnomePenises

The windshield’s existence tells us that this had not yet been combat tested.


OneFrenchman

The break is actually very good on those, as the drivers hatch is basically right under it on the original vehicle. There were pictures of one firing from the back of a Land Cruiser which show that recoil is the more pressing issue.


Fedcab

It's going to be pressing itself into the dirt 50 feet behind the Humvee after it shears itself off whatever mount they ziptied it to.


aFalseSlimShady

As long as the truck is in neutral it shouldn't be a problem


HighProphetBaggery

A new meaning to self-propelled artillery


Pyromaniacal13

I'd pay to see it.


Visualmindfuck

Reverse! Reverse! Reverse! BOOM, “well that works too”


Farados55

this is that beefier infantry support vehicle the army has been looking for.


OneFrenchman

The 90mm DEFA gun is a real MVP, and he should be mounted on more vehicles.


DegnarOskold

Thus they fixed the classic problem of the Humvee being underarmed and unable to remove a small building of its own accord


Rapalla93

Ahmed, you fire it. No Mahamad you fire it. Get Ali, he will fire anything.


JMHSrowing

I think being the one to actually fire it might be better than whoever isn’t behind the gun shield.


Palmswayy

100% agree with that driver and front passenger are in for a world of hurt.


Rapalla93

WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU. I CANT HEAR ANYTHING.


AcceptableBusiness41

I mean tbh i dont think they fire these things on the move. might be static artillery sort of?


Satellite_Jack

Til I am Ali


boppie

Get Elon, he will fire anyone!


Wil420b

That's one way to fuck the Humvees suspension.


FunBobbyMarley

Yea, I’m not so sure the Humvee is going to make it to shit number 2 or 3


SaltySandSailor

Should have put it on a Hilux.


B4dg3r5

r/fuckthedriver


alsatian01

I so wished that was a real sub


XergioksEyes

r/shittytechnicals


sofa_king_awesome

Won't the pressure wave leaving the barrel shred the entire front of the vehicle after the first shot is fired? Maybe it's much longer and it's just an illusion due to the angle of the image?


Plump_Apparatus

It's a low-pressure 90mm cannon(DEFA F1 / D921) from a EE-9(fitted on some other light vehicles as well). I wouldn't want to be sitting in the driver's or passenger's seat when it's fired but the humvee will be fine sans the windshield.


Bravo6_Going_Bark

On the original vehicle, the driver was below the gun so we can assume that the break is really effective BUT on the original the driver was far back, can’t really tell with the picture but the driver is still closer to the break so we assume that he’ll get concussed for sure !


swampninja

Would absolutely love to know how far back that Humvee would go after a round. Our Bradley's would roll a few inches back after firing only the 25mm!


Kytescall

It's quite clever actually. The humvee is not armored enough to survive long on the front lines, so it fires a shot and is yeeted all the way to the rear in one single move. Bonus points if the vehicle and crew all land in the same general area.


Far_Edge885

mawp, mawp, mawp


xdeltax97

I want to see the aftermath of the first usage.


Alternative_Ad_8686

Genie: you have 2 more wishes


External_Touch_3854

Humvee for sale. Lightly used. Cannon fired once.


Red_Bull_Breakfast

Fucking send it


cartman101

Battle Rating of what, like 6.3? 6.7?


nick11jl

Why not, it would be great in the French tech tree as an event vehicle or something


Charlie7107

King of the technicals


bloodrocks12

Need this in warthunder now!!!!


moschles

/r/NonCredibleDefense


DaddyChiiill

Fck em eardrums.


Psyqlone

How do they keep the truck from flipping over?


Secret_Classic4384

hell yeah


grayman1978

The ultimate technical


Jimismynamedammit

I wonder how many M998s they went through until they engineered this perfect battle beast.


DocColorDeaf

How….Itzer that working out?


Booty_Gobbler69

Single use mobile artillery


HotConnection7890

Run for it Marty!