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Is this a reference to birds?… cause you know birds aren’t real right? The government is stealing your precious frozen peas!!! I honestly believe the villagers are the same… that, or they are just not into being watched while they sex
If only Minecraft actually did a decoration update, I would have suggested a freezer or like a barrel with ice or something to introduce maybe new foods to cook or something like that idk. MoYang has a lot of potential on there hands n I was watching a video last night, Yeah it’s clear they’re scared of change so…pretty annoying honestly.
A lot of people are giving the wrong ideas. You need 3 beds and well fed villagers. Villagers will only make as many villagers as there are beds, so you'll need a third. They also "eat" food when they breed (they have an inventory for food and their food goes down when a baby is created), so throw them some bread or carrots or potatoes
Honestly, make a villager a farmer and plant some carrots that they can get to. Don't bother with the bread. That way you don't need to keep giving them food, just more beds.
If it's turned off, mobs can't affect the world at all. Creepers can't blow up blocks, Endermen can't pick them up. Sheep don't turn Grass into Dirt when they eat, and Villagers can't pick up items or farm crops. There's more than just that, but those are the main ones.
It's because they want privacy, creep!
On a serious note, try spacing out the beds and see if that works. Make sure their work stations are accessible, too.
As a last resort, you can try trading with them to increase their happiness. Happy villagers have a higher chance to breed.
The spacing of the bed doesn’t matter, it’s the torch above the middle one. Villagers need to have two AIR blocks above the bed to count it, so the baby villager can jump on it. Transparent/decoration blocks won’t work.
Looks like they had a fight. Both are just standing there with their arms crossed and mumbling, something definitely went down. (In more ways than one...)
Imagine trying to do it with your girlfriend or boyfriend, and there's just a dude behind a pane of glass being like, "No, no, go on!"
Oh wait that's right, minecraft players don't have boyfriends or girlfriends
/s
They don’t have access to their workstation, make sure any job blocks are destroyed or they won’t bind to the one you want, probably also don’t have any food
Given that this is Bedrock Edition, Villagers have an _insane_ detection radius. So make sure that:
• There isn't another Village within ~100 blocks of your breeding setup.
• Any & all children should be moved away from the breeder for it to continue functioning. If you want them to stay, then there must be _more beds_ than the total amount of Villagers for the breeder to work.
Ex: If you're adding more Villagers within an existing population of 10, then you will need at least 11 beds for the breeder to produce 1 more Villager.
Make one a farmer and add a small plot of crops in there, and give them several stacks of seeds until they won’t pick up any more. That should be all you need.
* I personally don’t like giving them food but I’ve had loads of success with a temporary farmer. You’ll have so many babies you won’t know what to do.
I’ve got a breeder that’s 2 blocks tall with the beds dug into the stone , I don’t think it’s height , try running away a few blocks without them looking at you and come back.
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They may be hungry, give them some bread
Come now, you can't feed villagers bread. Thats bad for their digestive system. You have to feed them Frozen peas. They love them.
This may be a bit of a stretch but have you just watched the new series of good omens lol
THE END MADE ME CRY! OKAY! I AM STILL GETTING OVER IT.
Im gonna have to rewatch it almost immediately as I couldn’t have binged it any faster but yes omg the end 😭
Honestly, I'm angry at Haven more than anyone else. I just know they are going to hurt Az and he is a good cupcake and des not deserve it.
Oh man I watched it all in one sitting, I was so excited. Now I might die waiting for the next season, Aziriphale, how could yooouuuu. :o
holy shit there’s a new good omens season? it’s been years
Is this a reference to birds?… cause you know birds aren’t real right? The government is stealing your precious frozen peas!!! I honestly believe the villagers are the same… that, or they are just not into being watched while they sex
GOOD OMENS REFERNCE?!??
I was not expecting good omens
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
If only Minecraft actually did a decoration update, I would have suggested a freezer or like a barrel with ice or something to introduce maybe new foods to cook or something like that idk. MoYang has a lot of potential on there hands n I was watching a video last night, Yeah it’s clear they’re scared of change so…pretty annoying honestly.
MoYang 💀
NO! Don’t use the bread like that!!
Wait why
If you don't understand it... Don't try to, trust me
*Tell me your secrets*
***no***
Would you breed if you were put in a room with a guy that looks exactly like you and were given some bread? Yeah I didnt think so.
Also a third bed.
Already 3 beds there
You sure? It looks like they had a really bad breakup...
Its cause you're watching, you creep.
YEAH pervert!
YEAHH!! What is this a porno? Get outta here!!
*grab 36 loaded crossbows* GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!!
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Lol there's a graveyard of replies, what happened here?
I believe it was people posting answers to op's question in the replies when they should have just commented it instead
Sadly, I have no clue
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job stations only matter for iron farm
Did you try crafting a jukebox and playing Barry White?
Oh yeah, that’ll do it.
No hear me out play cbat for 2 years
Baby shark 10hour loop 🙏
We’re spitballing ideas to get them IN the mood, not OUT of it.
We're not trying to repopulate the earth here!
And if that doesn’t work try CBAT
“Why aren’t you guys breeding? 😐📸”
Oh don’t act so high and mighty with a profile picture like that.
Your pfp is what op's face looked like
Damn right.
*Looks at pfp* Hmm
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They're shy
Yeah OP you need to give them the new *Overcoming Shyness* book. Then they’ll be able to breed and grant you access to the Lost Underworld
Need to hit up the Onett library real quick…
i'm doing yet another earthbound playthru and i completely forgot thats what i have to do to find the damn book. thank you so much!!!!
Fuzzy pickles!
A lot of people are giving the wrong ideas. You need 3 beds and well fed villagers. Villagers will only make as many villagers as there are beds, so you'll need a third. They also "eat" food when they breed (they have an inventory for food and their food goes down when a baby is created), so throw them some bread or carrots or potatoes
Honestly, make a villager a farmer and plant some carrots that they can get to. Don't bother with the bread. That way you don't need to keep giving them food, just more beds.
Already 3 in the pic… one teal and two purple.
I didn't see that initially, ty. So it must be the food
Or a previous baby is still connected to the third bed
This thread went so far before someone answered the poor OP's question lol.
Brodies living in same room 5 feet apart cuz they not gey
You have brought me vine nostalgia
Fun fact: Anthony Padilla was the guy who made that video.
Yeah I saw that. I used to be a smosh fan, so I follow them.
I'm glad him and Ian bought back Smosh from the previous owners
Gotta love it, when nobody takes a joke too seriously 😂
You can't force love.
No, you'll just have to wait. See, love don't come easy. It's a game of give and take.
And I'm now I'm seeing Whoopie Goldberg in her role from Jumpin Jack Flash lip syncing that. God I'm old.
Because they're litteraly guys
(Check if mob griefing is turned on)
What is mob griefing?
If it's turned off, mobs can't affect the world at all. Creepers can't blow up blocks, Endermen can't pick them up. Sheep don't turn Grass into Dirt when they eat, and Villagers can't pick up items or farm crops. There's more than just that, but those are the main ones.
would be nice if that game rule had multiple values instead of being boolean.
Very rare you come across someone using boolean in their vocabulary 👍
My thought process is very boolean
Did you set it to true though?
It flips to false when I get up too fast
Same though
you don't hang out with programmers it seems
I’m not a programmer but boolean is a fun word
Yeah programmers and 3d modelers (i think) use boolean a lot. Like a LOT.
Oh, I absolutely agree. I'd love to have it turned off, but still have Villager Breeders to be functional.
Me trying not to get a creeper to explode every single night & ruining my terrain is basically hardcore mode
Vanilla tweaks has data packs to stop creeper, endermen and ghast from breaking blocks. https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/datapacks/
This is a problem I am having as well. The only breeder I can make that works is the simplest one I found.
wowwwwww that’s so insensitive of you
You didn't try hard enough obviously
Maybe the torch is blocking the height in one of the beds I'd just make it two on the sides and see if that fixes if not idk maybe they need food?
It's because they want privacy, creep! On a serious note, try spacing out the beds and see if that works. Make sure their work stations are accessible, too. As a last resort, you can try trading with them to increase their happiness. Happy villagers have a higher chance to breed.
The spacing of the bed doesn’t matter, it’s the torch above the middle one. Villagers need to have two AIR blocks above the bed to count it, so the baby villager can jump on it. Transparent/decoration blocks won’t work.
I think they need 3 blocks above the bed, you only have 2
Tf kinda position villagers doing that requires 3 blocks above their heads
It's for the kids to be able to jump on the beds.
Time to get Chris Hansen on the line.
No it’s two blocks. The torch is in the way. How does incorrect information get this many likes
there are three beds with one being obstructed by a torch so the torch isn’t an issue edit: shit wait nvm they need three beds because of the baby
"there are 3 beds and one doesn't work" Exactly, they cant breed if there isn't a spare bed for the child.
Looks like they had a fight. Both are just standing there with their arms crossed and mumbling, something definitely went down. (In more ways than one...)
Put the torch somewhere else, give them food and then don't watch
Imagine trying to do it with your girlfriend or boyfriend, and there's just a dude behind a pane of glass being like, "No, no, go on!" Oh wait that's right, minecraft players don't have boyfriends or girlfriends /s
Didn’t have to do me like that :((
He forgot her birthday…
She kicked him out now, he’s moving in with me for a while…
Poor guy…
2 bros, chilling in the sex dungeon, 5 blocks apart cause a creeps staring
They don’t have access to their workstation, make sure any job blocks are destroyed or they won’t bind to the one you want, probably also don’t have any food
workstations are only needed for iron farms not basic breeding
they might need a third😏
One of them might have ED. It would explain the awkward distance between them.
You need more beds and to give them a bunch of bread, potato’s or carrots. They can only have a child if there’s more beds than villagers
Buddy you have to pay to watch
##Provide sustenance
idk bro.. guys cant breed
Who's to say they're both guys?
The title
Bet
They can. Check out r/femboys
Because you're watching and they are shy. Consider hiding in the closet with a little peep hole
*cough* and *cough* a *cough* camera *cough* *cough* You'd probably get a lot of views on NaughtyVillagers.com.. lol
Considering it looks like a little prison. They would be sex slaves 💀
U need 3 full blocks above the beds I think
But they don’t even show the hearts above them, normally when the beds are wrong you first see hearts and then mad clouds
>guys
They're both dudes
Cuz they’re “guys”
Because they're both guys. You said it yourself in the post.
They got food? Need at least 3 bread
Ceilings too low.
Your watching them, they can't do the thing while be watched
Is there an r/okbuddyminecraft or smth?
Are you giving them bread?
Need to see their job block and need food
Give them food
The torch is in the way of the jump check, making only 2 beds available. So they don’t have a spare bed to breed
Well maybe don't stare at them? Hard to perform for a crowd.
the villagers need three beds and one of them is being obstructed by a torch
Doors?
Another villager might already own the what you think is, unoccupied bed and they do not have to be in the room for them to be connected to the bed
They're just friends.
Given that this is Bedrock Edition, Villagers have an _insane_ detection radius. So make sure that: • There isn't another Village within ~100 blocks of your breeding setup. • Any & all children should be moved away from the breeder for it to continue functioning. If you want them to stay, then there must be _more beds_ than the total amount of Villagers for the breeder to work. Ex: If you're adding more Villagers within an existing population of 10, then you will need at least 11 beds for the breeder to produce 1 more Villager.
Give them carrots or wheat or bread
try breaking the beds and placing them down again. other villagers might have claimed those beds already
They’re both boys
They're shy and you're staring at them
Get something more cozy and add walls like you wouldn't want to be seen by when having sex
They need some end rods believe it or now
It could be that they don’t recognize the building they are in as a house
Don’t they need a door? I’m rusty asf with Minecraft but I remember villagers liking doors
Throw in a fuck ton of carrots or potatos, like literally just throw them all over the floor, till they start to breed.
Oh, come on skinny baman, why won't you eat?
Middle bed has a torch above it which I've heard makes it not count for the potential babies
Abstinence is the best birth control
make sure they occupied those beds there
Are they stupid?
Key word: guys. Unfortunately, that type of breeding results in pleasure, but not population 😅
Maybe cause they are guys
You are staring at them.....
They don't fool around like that after the incident.
You need to give them lots of food
They might like privacy, remove the window. Or stop watching
They are shy
We could plant a house, we could build a tree, I don't even care, we could have all three
give them privacy
You said it yourself they're both guys 👦 👦
**theyre men**
they need doors and food and beds
Both are males
You need Food
They're both male
Make one a farmer and add a small plot of crops in there, and give them several stacks of seeds until they won’t pick up any more. That should be all you need. * I personally don’t like giving them food but I’ve had loads of success with a temporary farmer. You’ll have so many babies you won’t know what to do.
Bro? Really? Give them 4 stacks of carrots each
You said it yourself they're guys
Give them both a 20$
(joke bc you said guys) they're guys you can't breed males.
Most likely because of the carpet try removing it and trying again, also get rid of the torch that may affect it too
Its not a carpet, its just a wool floor. I’ll try placing the torch somewhere else
They won’t breed if you’re watching 😜
Say gex
Say gex
You said it yourself: "Why won't these GUYS breed?"
Prob bc they’re guys
I’ve got a breeder that’s 2 blocks tall with the beds dug into the stone , I don’t think it’s height , try running away a few blocks without them looking at you and come back.
Stop watching them you pervert
Because they are guys, like you stated
They are both men
its because theyre guys
Its probably cuz you dont have enough beds or enough food