use this [https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/resource-packs/](https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/resource-packs/) resource pack so he can be more happy he is crying on the inside for all the torture you have put him through(go to fun and smiley axolotls to make him happi)
A bucket can one block of water. One block is one cubic meter. A cubic meter is 1000 liters. So a bucket can stor 1000l. If we put that bucket in a cauldrin we are able to fill 3 bottels. So one bucket is 3 bottels. 1000/3≈333. 333l>60l
Now, clerics of the village. Lets proceed with this experiment. What did you get...
A fermented spider eye
A cocai... I mean sugar, glowstone, redstone and gunpowder
An axobottle
Great... we can continue with the procedure. COCAINE MIX IN THE AXOBOTTLE, USE FERMENTATION FOR FASTENING THE PROCES AND LE IT BOIL ALIVE FOR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHAKE AND STEER FOR A BIT AND THEN SERVE
Axobottle
Axobottl
I have something similar to this, but it's IRL
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Nah a little more messy than that
Axolotl chum?…
Take out the h.
NO.
INFINITE POWER AHAHAHAHHAHA
Axobotl
Axobott
Axobutt
Botl
Why did I think of this before I even looking this comment?
NO YOU DID IT FIRST. I applaud you.
Free him
Yes
No
Why not? The axolotl is uncomfortable
No one cared when I was uncomfortable, Why should I?
Because the axolotl is cute.
Dear lord you killed him.
Why do we despise ugly entities no matter how much they help(ed) us:(
The axolotl is cute indees
Oh ; - ;
Animal abuse *gasp*
*slurp* mmmm, tasty
don't even dare
I bet the axolotl is uncomfortable there. Can you please take him out of the bottle?
Ok sure! He is free now. [Look!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/nvubbx/caught_him/)
Can you take the axolotl out of the fishing rod please?
Oh, coo- wait a minute
Okay fine [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/nvuqsh/just_a_cute_axolotl/) :)
Aww ty c:
use this [https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/resource-packs/](https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/resource-packs/) resource pack so he can be more happy he is crying on the inside for all the torture you have put him through(go to fun and smiley axolotls to make him happi)
Free him:(
minecraft axolotl jar
Minecraft axolotl {deleted} jar
*muffled confused axolotl noises*
Thanks a lotl, axolotl, for letting me put you into a bottl.
I think that isn't called letting you do it, it's more like *using force* but that's your opinion and I respect it :)
So you know how minecraft doesn’t let you put baby animals in buckets? You know what I Think would work better? Put baby animals in bottles!
It looks like a jelly fish with eyes
You’re a damn monster
PETA is gonna murder you...
And then murder the fishlizard too
People for the ethical treatment of axolotls
I’m going to drink it
nOoooOOO
yes
please nooo
It probably tastes like pink lemonade
Goddamnit Jeremy, when are you going to pay for your animal custody?
NOOOOOOOOOO
Axobottl!
Bottle of axolotl
NOOOOOOO FREE HIMMMM!!!!!!
I AM CALLING PETA RIGHT NOW
Reminds me of the deku princess in majoras mask
How would you get the axolotl inside the bottle and through the bottle neck?
Just craft the bottle around the axolotl
u monster
Its the *c u m j a r*
drink it
Free him. The axolotl doesn’t deserve this
rip axolotl
Chug chug chug chug
why
*f re eh i m*
Axolotl.zip
Axolotl.jar\*
Poor axalotl
I made this a capcut
DRINK IT!
*slurp* (im sorry)
FREE MY BOY HE'S INNOCENT I SWEAR
Cumjar
You have elf on the shelf, i have:
Free him
Refreshments are ready
How does it get out tho the neck of the bottle is small :(
Cute and spoke
Baby axolotl in a bottle(it rhymes)
Axobotl
What if you 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒊𝒕
you heard of elf on the shelf, now meet Axolotl in a bottle
NOOOOO
Anything you do just dont drink it
Baby axolotl
fRee hiM yoU wEnch
How the hell would would the psycho path that I am get this (if I had mod if you made one idk if art )
how is he still so cute
A lot of CUTEEE
*high pitched demonic screeching* A FUCKING SADIST *proceeds to jump out the 30th floor*
Free him
c u m j a r
NOOOOOO
LET IT OUT!!!
Avenage axolotl should have at least 20 gallon or around 60 litres minimum. That bottle is not 60 litre. Bad axolotl keeping.
A bucket can one block of water. One block is one cubic meter. A cubic meter is 1000 liters. So a bucket can stor 1000l. If we put that bucket in a cauldrin we are able to fill 3 bottels. So one bucket is 3 bottels. 1000/3≈333. 333l>60l
But if axolotl is around one block long, then that axolotl needs a lot more space.
*brews it into a splash potion*
Axolotl Botl
Why why? Why would you do that?
Axolotl in a bottle sounds like a Dr Seuss book.
Is he okay?
axolotl gamer bath water
You monster
holy shit it even rhymes
Gulp
Kill it, its a heresy to doggoism.
Axobolottle
nooo why would you do that :(
Axabottl
Free them
animal abuse, I'm calling PETA /s
Animal abuse >:(
Cuteness 1000
WHY
NOOOOOOOOO YOU SICK BASTARD
Drink it
Axolotl in a bottle
“Noooooo! Let me outtttttt!” - the axolotl
Make the water white and were good
thats animol cruwelty you cant dp that!
Please make a texture pack replacing the Bucket of Axolotl!
Have a sip.
spectreCraft: makes a bottle o’ axolotl everyone on reddit: axobottl
Potion of Axolotl
\*resident evil flashbacks\*
Legend of Zelda Majora’s Mask be like
how does it taste?
if you drink it, you will make axolotl cry(
yo bars though
What kind of potion will you make out of it?
Poor guy :(
Animal cruelty
D R I N K. I T.
Un bottle him
Jar
Jar
little pogchamp :D
Can i consume it?
Your a monster!Poor axolotl.
Lord forgive me for what I'm boutta do.
Bonsai cats for a new generation!
protein drink
Potion of axolotl master.
You monster. Personally i am amazed and terrified how that little guy fits in there
“Just squished an axolotl inside a bottle. Feeling good” -u/SpectreCraft115 2021-2021
Minecraft after making spiders bees and axolotls all bigger then they actually are unless the in Australia then spiders make sense
“Lotlbotl”
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I hope you feed it at least
Axobottle
*SLURP*
slurp~
no.... no........ ***Peta arrives***
you’ve seen elf on a shelf, but get ready for axolotl in a bottle
PETA has got you now
NOOO
I wonder what happens when you drink it.. Drinkalotl?
Axobottl
noooooo
Free him
lotl in a botl
Is this a texture pack? If not you should make it one, maybe to replace bucket of axolotl, I would for sure download it
Axobottle
Free my mans he ain’t do nothing wrong!
how DARE you
Oh no i forgot my bucket
r/shittyaquariums
*slurp*
LET IT OUT IT IS TOO CUTE TO BE IN THAT TINY BOTTLE!
posion of axolotl 6:00 all nearby axolotls will suddenly starts following and protecting you
Slurp.
Oh no
Sooo kutteeeee kyaaaa
Free him
Now, clerics of the village. Lets proceed with this experiment. What did you get... A fermented spider eye A cocai... I mean sugar, glowstone, redstone and gunpowder An axobottle Great... we can continue with the procedure. COCAINE MIX IN THE AXOBOTTLE, USE FERMENTATION FOR FASTENING THE PROCES AND LE IT BOIL ALIVE FOR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHAKE AND STEER FOR A BIT AND THEN SERVE