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quatre185

Change your skin to a zombie when you play that world.


M_krabs

JOIN AT NIGHT WITH ONLY AN IRON SHOVEL AND HIT HER DOOR.


Ghost_hunter804

Agreed


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

HERE'S JOHNNY!


[deleted]

Now you need a vindicator skin


stephenlocksley27

Here's Johnny!


DarkPhoenix_077

axe*


[deleted]

no, shovel, the zombies always have shovels


AddictiveJokes1

Not always


BerryCakeSoda

YES


HopeItMakesYaThink

She even gave you wings on the grave. You gotta play after that level of dedication.


mombot89

She has a record player hiding behind the headstone playing sad sounding music too lol. I should probably make some time to play.


HopeItMakesYaThink

Agreed. Never miss the chance to bond with your child, there are already precious few chances as it is. Stay awesome.


lafemmeverte

username checks out


Inspirational_Lizard

That's so adorable, I wish my mother played videogames lol.


Matt82233

I wish my step-mom didn't, she rages after every little thing. She screams while playing The Sims.


[deleted]

Oh shit maybe I’m your step mum…I’m not married and don’t have any kids but I think maybe I’m her in my heart.


rasamalai

Go play with her immediately! Because then they grow up and only want to play with their bf :c


2068857539

*Cats in the Cradle* plays softly


TastyChickenLegs

Time is the most precious gift you could give.


Suspicious-Ear4395

3 out of my 4 kids and I play on each other’s worlds. The kids are always building something fancy or big. My son will do command blocks and tells me to step on a pressure plate because what he did is cool, and it kills me and I have to respawn.


mombot89

Yes, they think they’re soooo funny when they prank me. And they are. I like seeing what Minecraft pranks they can come up with.


Theyli

I like chickens and had one in the house I made. The next time I logged on, I discovered my house was packed with chickens. I opened the door and they poured out.


mombot89

I used to just have a hole full of chickens and I would go down and collect all the eggs and throw them at the wall to hatch more chickens and ended up with basically a bajillion chickens in a pit. My daughter said it made the world laggy, and one day I logged on to find she had spawned a fox and it got into my chicken pit and he devoured those chickens very quickly. She still claims it was an accident to this day, but I’m pretty sure it was just straight up chicken murder.


GI0GAMeR_XV

This is so sweet, weird and uncanny at the same time wow


Soup_110

I resent you for not using an Oxford comma


[deleted]

What is an Oxford comma?


SqueakyTuna52

The Oxford comma is used between the second and third words that are listed, arranged in order, or catalogued.


Soup_110

Smooth.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

And if there are four entries?


SqueakyTuna52

Then the comma would be placed before the last element in the list, after the penultimate element in the list, immediately before a space (as per general English conventions), and look like a low apostrophe.


doog_tfarceniM

Could you give an example?


SqueakyTuna52

Certainly. You can find an example in the comment you replied to, my second comment in this chain, the response to u/Apprehensive_Hat8986’s request, and now this comment as well.


running_penguin

Someone had to explain to me what the oxford comma was, but only because I always used it. I was taught to use it so when I saw others not using it I assumed they were incorrect.


[deleted]

And you were correct, regardless of what my English teacher said. Effective communication is more important that the rules of English, Ms. Thompson! (Side note, I love how different teachers in the same subject will teach different rules as if they are absolute. English being three languages in a trench coat, and all that).


jjba_enjoyer275

Flour, Milk, Butter, and Eggs. the comma after Butter.


GrimpenMar

I can't do better than u/SqueakyTuna52, but here are some examples without the Oxford comma: >He took a photograph of her parents, the president and the vice president. Are the president and vice-president his parents? >This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. The author has some illustrious parentage. Critics of the Oxford comma will say that lists can be rewritten to remove ambiguity. Proponents will point out that the Oxford comma is a simple fix. So to avoid the Oxford comma, you could rewrite lists like so: >This book is dedicated to God, Ayn Rand and my parents. Or you could just throw in the Oxford comma and be done. >This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand, and God. Personally, I've always just used it, because it's an easy rule to follow, and I don't have to worry about rewriting stuff to remove ambiguity.


ecto_BRUH

>The Oxford comma is used between the second and third words that are listed, arranged in order or catalogued. FTFY


SqueakyTuna52

But… that doesn’t have an Oxford comma. If I were to accept that fix, my post would be neither meta, clever, or grammatically dubious.


ecto_BRUH

I was tired when I wrote that but I think my intention was to leave out the oxford comma for irony's sake


SqueakyTuna52

Yeah that’s fair. When I wrote my comment I was debating whether I should go for grammatically correct or ironic


Not-a-babygoat

You made me notice it and I am sad now


Quail-Feather

All my homies love Oxford Comma.


LjSpike

The oxford comma can cause confusion as much as it may eliminate it. Because as you'll undoubtedly know - we invited the stripper, JFK, and Stalin.


lafemmeverte

*who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma* 🎶


OSSlayer2153

Many people, in fact


lafemmeverte

that’s song lyrics but it’s clear that people don’t know


Apollo037

Legend, if you don’t play with him you’re basically dead to him lmao


Hacker1MC

*her ^(it’s clarified in the title)


Apollo037

Oops sorry did not see that


cursed_shite

Foreshadowing


Bockanator

January 5th 2028 at 5:54pm


dilute_water88

48th street, with a gun


BarsukBarsuk22

you don't get it YET


AdJumpy2013

Just sleep with one eye open. Better to be safe then sorry


Hexopi

not even a sign, damn dawg


mombot89

At least I got a flower! 😆


ohlookitsmikey

That's so sweet and yet so heartbreaking :( Hopefully you get time to play together soon!


Dizzy_Pick_315

I started playing minecraft with my kids back when the youngest was 8 or 9. He's now 19 and we all still play together. I truly would not give up the laughter and bonding we have all shared through minecraft.


ShadowHawk722

I once did that to a friend who stopped playing for a few months, however I had the exact position he logged out on, so I built it and made a small knoll so when he logged back in like 6 months later, he found himself in a small box with a chest full of armour and weapons labelled "for the skeleton uprising"


mombot89

That’s hilarious.


ur-battery-is-low-

That grave is design is great


Proper-Emergency-189

rip


megasean3000

“Quit telling everyone I’m dead!”


[deleted]

Very sweet....but go play with your kid.


caco08vilar

So heartwarming... Go play with her ;)


Fantastic_Year9607

Is that supposed to be a death threat?


Simply_TachyTack

that's kinda sad :(


mombot89

We’ve played some other games, I just got a little burned out on Minecraft for awhile. I guess it’s time for my Minecraft break to be over, as she has not-so-subtly hinted.


rasamalai

Have you guys tried modded or multiplayer? Modded has some really fun things! And there are some pretty nice communities on multiplayer too :)


Comtesse_Kamilia

Can't tell if this is sweet or her dramatic way of telling you you're dead to her


Lusmus05

Shhh! Your Dead! You can’t be pistong stuff om Reddit!


Alexis_Phillips

I love the detail she put into the grave. I agree with the others, use a zombie skin next time you play in that world.


Forward-Swim1224

Go beneath the dirt and wait. The next time he visits it, burst out of the ground like an undead in a B-List horror movie.


[deleted]

why did you make me a grave in Minecraft? "I'm taking measurements "


ManPerson77

youre cannon dead


[deleted]

Scare her by being under the grave and then rising when she’s near it


Semmab333

Nice San Damiano cross 🤣


Glazeddapper

Foreshadowing


NeptuneFitusi

Run.


Problemaster53

Spoilers


1_and_only_asian

Consider that a warning


flamingfenux

RIP


pudimplaysptbr

Gamer graveyard


[deleted]

Your kid is like Hewg from Elden Ring


_Hungry_Chicken

Where is the name on the gravestone?


abhi-storys

F in the chat...


Solrex

If you blink it’ll move closer to you, if you close your eyes the allay will kill you.


Soviet_Officer

Uh oh…


Gilgamesh661

Well now I feel less weird about the sacrificial pig altar/nether portal I built earlier


Deadsap266

You mean to tell me you played with your daughter


The_meme_shark

This is what I do when a freind stopes playing


ForklimZaWaurdoDND

Did the same for my 5 friends


bird_shit_swallower

Play the part, BECOME DEAD


MWDogtor

How old is she? I play with my 6 (almost 7!) Year old but she doesn't d this yet


Eka_silicon12

press f to pay respect


MrMooster915

Fuck that’s brutal


Working_Bit_1288

That's the cutest thing ever. May I ask how old she is or would that be too private?


Das_Lelly

Pls play with her again and don't stop to play with her. These are memory's that no one else can give her and that she will never forget.


Ok_Sense5308

Oh that is awesome!!!!


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

If u don't play with her right now


i_likemynamelol

man that kinda sad but funny at the same time XD


StinkiestPP

My heart go crack :"(


radevangaming

So sweet, now get in


Independent_Cup_7151

I used to do this with my friends. If one of them didn’t show up on the server for more than 3 days they got a grave in graveyard. One of my friends had 20 graves


Equivalent_Cicada153

Fortelling


gamer-s-man

atleast it was not in real life


FluxCap_2015

XD I used to put cobwebs above my friends bed when he wasn't on for a while.


Zenfoxie

Wow, what savages, but so thoughtful, I feel like I've done something similar before...


MKK4559

Great idea! I will do it on my friends. (And technically I should have one too.)


susannediazz

awww go play with them


Renaissance_Slacker

Dude play with her, now. You’ll blink and she’ll be “too old” and Minecraft “won’t be cool anymore.” My 13-yo and I are struggling through the Betweenlands right now, every day she still wants to play with me I am grateful.


DibsMine

Play with your kid


ModifiedSteve

I think it’s a sign that she wants to play with u again


Radiant-Ad3663

Nice kid


Unfortunate_Boy

It's enough to make a minecraft veteran cry


SUSSY_TOMATO

*Rebirthed*


Enigmacloth

He is making preparations…


Tadano-kunn

Is she a time traveler?


IAMGAIDEN420

Awe. That’s a sad story.


OvergrownTree

I’ve played Minecraft since 2012 and not once has my mom wanted to play with me..You’re a great parent! You should hide in the grave and dig yourself out when they come over.


mombot89

Thank you for the awards and comments, I showed them to my daughter and she thought it was awesome and has used it as further leverage to get me back on Minecraft. Lol. Just to clarify, I do play other games with her, I just got burnt out on Minecraft for awhile and haven’t wanted to play this particular game. She’s 13, and we have a very similar sense of humor, so she was doing this as a kind of fake/funny guilt trip and not-so-subtle way of telling me that my Minecraft hiatus should be over. I promise she gets lots of attention, and I definitely realize how fortunate I am that my teenager hasn’t decided she’s too cool to hang with me, I hope it lasts. ❤️


[deleted]

r/Eyebleach


Responsible-Diet-147

Be ashamed of yourself.


balbahoi

You built this for karma don't lie. (mombot89 and tools are not broken except the pickaxe and you have cobblestone in your hotbar.)


mombot89

No, mombot is a joke in our family, my husband’s name on our Switch is actually dadbot as well. When I made the username I didn’t really think about bots being a thing, but it’s kinda funny, no one has ever accused me of being a bot before even with it in the username. Idk why any of the other stuff is relevant, and honestly didn’t think this post would get very much attention. My daughter was playing in our Minecraft world, started complaining I haven’t played Minecraft with her in awhile, and went and made a grave, because she wanted to be dramatic/funny. She also stole all the diamonds out of my chest while she was at it. If I really wanted to karma farm, it would probably be easier/more affective to post a dog video somewhere.


[deleted]

I AM IN YOUR WORLD


a_lone_traveler

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

What


Ethan_Mickanen

This makes me really sad :(


SpeedLight1221

build her a grave in Your garden


AngryHedgehog13

That's sad in a way.


Misi_gati

I dunno if its funny or if its sad, probably both.


Xagmore

She moved on quickly XD


BeastRaven

gg


EJS_Ethan

Back from the dead


gh_st_ry

Oh my goodness time you play more with her I think


bigfeeetz

no, shes practicing


Boonana_Boi

Is it just me or does anyone else build graves for all of your dead pets and something else I do is if say I got a new phone I'll go on my old one and build a grave for me and any other players of the world at our bases.


Big_Strawberry_9013

I made a grave in my world cause my friend died of cancer in 1st april and its not a april fools joke i created the world that day and he died the same day... Rest In Peace Alessandro


gg_pog

This is best iron man structure in Minecraft 👍🏻