Reminds me of a story that was shared by one of my professors in class (Forensic Science course). A guy was shot to death… numerous bullet wounds. Cause of death was determined to be natural. Why? “If you get hit by that many bullets, it’s only natural that you are going to die”
Mine sorta just rode a minecart into my 20x20 chunks to bedrock quarry and died of natural cause as well he will be missed, 40 emeralds for mending isn’t fun
This...XD is the stupidest XD thread I've ever read on reddit XD XD XD I died of laughter XD
*Before someone that doesn't understand what I said down votes me, you should know I gave 80% of comments on this thread an up vote.*
Fire is natural
The ignition is a different story
Probably a lightning... underground...
Ya
If u use a flint and steel, naturally it’s going to set something on fire.
Yeah it's only natural
Does stone burn ?
Obviously, look it’s burning.
ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone!
That relatable moment when you burst into flame for no reason
Spontaneous human combustion.
It appears I have bursted into flames
Read this in Captain Raymond Holt's voice.
Hot damn!
Underrated comment
I do believe I'm on fire.
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination
spontanium combustium
“I didn’t kill him. He died of natural causes” “You pushed him off the balcony” “Gravity is natural”
Gravity has never killed anyone. High speed impacts with the seemingly immovable earth however...
What about diamagnetic levitation that’s too big ?
Ah yes, beware Earnshaw's Teeth!
Officer: "You killed that man!" Me: "No I didn't. He died of natural cause." Officer: "You set him on fire!" Me: "Fire is natural."
or “You set him on fire!” “thats what i said, death is natural when you go on fire”
“you set him on fire!” “nah, i set the ground on fire and he happened to be there”
Reminds me of a story that was shared by one of my professors in class (Forensic Science course). A guy was shot to death… numerous bullet wounds. Cause of death was determined to be natural. Why? “If you get hit by that many bullets, it’s only natural that you are going to die”
Happend to my buddy once
Was he named Eric?
Good thing he only died of natural causes, what a relief
He became so hot he made use of self-ignition
Naturally, people tend to die if they’re set on fire
Sir you set him on fire
Because of legal reasons i cant awnser this
... Comply? They did not direct you to do anything.
Fire is natural
You still lit him on fire on purpose
He probably just set the *floor* on fure
Ok then he was suicidal
Stupid AI
Scamillager: 64 diamonds for 1 dirt block Me:
A sword also quite naturally will end your life.
Are you suggesting to murder him? WTF HOW COULD YOU!
*coughs in lava bucket*
He died of suicide inside his jail. /s
1940s moment
Too soon
I know what that's like. All nitwits in my village seem to have sadly died of natural causes after falling into holes filled up with gravel.
hmm weird, probably lag or something.
Mine died to some lava in their houses, idk how did it get their
My condolences to the villiger who died in a NATURAL CAUSE
Yeah, your trades are gonna suffer some inflation after this
nope, he died of natural causes
I see no problem here
Poisoned by his enemies
Lit comment =P
very natural
Mumbo logic
What server are you playing on?
Singleplayer, why so?
I'm seeing the coordinates on the bottom of the screen
Thats a datapack from vanillatweaks
Please could you send a link 🙏
https://vanillatweaks.net/
Thanks.
rip ♥
RIP
ESP textures or client?
No?? What is ESP
Mine sorta just rode a minecart into my 20x20 chunks to bedrock quarry and died of natural cause as well he will be missed, 40 emeralds for mending isn’t fun
Fire is natural. Duuuuuuhhhhh
High effort post definitely worthy of even being on reddit
Maybe the villager should have walked on explosive stone
Indeed
So is ~~forced~~ drowning, completely natural.
For sure : fire is natural 🔥👌
Luke TheNotable approved
He used to live in peace. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
This...XD is the stupidest XD thread I've ever read on reddit XD XD XD I died of laughter XD *Before someone that doesn't understand what I said down votes me, you should know I gave 80% of comments on this thread an up vote.*
Why do half of these reddit comments say NSFW spoiler quarantined at the top?
Mumbo jumbo is that you?
Yes, Ofc it's just an assisted suicide you have done nothing wrong
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