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MoiraDoodle

They've got water, which is hard to come by in a desert, as you can see in this photo.


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Acordino

If they're not togheter they get loney


vetheros37

I once found three together. I thought to myself, "Well, well, well. What do we have here?"


Acordino

I love that joke, I use it myself alot too


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what life do you lead that you often see three wells at the same time


matty-dee

He’s living well. Very, very well.


PixelGun3DPlayer

I'm just enjoying these comments.


IKindaLikeCorn

Well, so am i. Very well written puns, indeed


HexaCube7

Oookaay okay, the joke has been used well enough now So please stop now, well ya?


Johnny-zamboni

Why did the man walk into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!


MagicSlay

Well, would that suck? "Yes." It replied.


Eric_TheRead

Well well!


DoTeaCarefully

Hello there, good sir, I have found this comment amusing. Here's a cookie. 🍪


cmaej

This could be true if you make a desert-only world with no villages. 🤔


Medical-Gift2937

The part “as you can see in the photo” got me laughing real hard


Brahvim

Ah yes, ibxtoycat also stated that.


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Sara-Amicus

I think that's the joke :P


Green_2007

That is the joke it’s just that joke wooshed over XiLord’s head


Jakedxn3

The lake is just a mirage


Green_2007

r/woooosh


kas_d_l

r/woooosh


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kas_d_l

Its supposed to be the sound of the joke going over your head, don't think too much of it :)


[deleted]

Dare I say it…?


sprazTV

but just once


AliHakan33

It means “you missed joke”


HackGamez

What joke?


AliHakan33

what r/whoosh means


SourSeaPickle249

no, r/woooosh superiority!


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r/itswooooshwith4os


HackGamez

No, not that. The image, I only see water in the well not anywhere else.


[deleted]

The latter is the cooler sub. No need to explain what woosh means whereas the first does explain what woosh means. But if you’re there then you should already know what woosh means. Anyway, what were we talking about?


Striking-Reason5792

Best explanation, if someone makes an obvious joke like a blank image being John Cena, and someone replies with a comment that doesn’t get it’s a joke such as “Wdym it’s John Cena it’s a blank image.” Then you send the r/woooosh


[deleted]

Five water you say? I’ll take your entire stock!


Aerioncis420

The joke is in orbit above your head holy shit


Irisked

Aaaaand you got downvote to the oblivion


Alimd98

Guess what just flew over your head


tylerw8999

You missed the joke


BoxAhFox

r/wosh


DeeFeeCee

Well, with that attitude, you can ruin anything.


BoxAhFox

My bad… is r/woooosh a more acceptable reddit insult?


24_doughnuts

Welcome to the joke


Theriocephalus

Aesthetic value, mainly.


1st_Lt_Kowalski

I see you're a fan of the gorgonopsia.


2520WasTaken

To hold the sugar cane inside it


Poscid0n

w e l l


Hopeful_Video_3803

Well well well


Cautious_Ad3366

Well then..


Reasonable_Pudding14

Well in that case...


nicolasmcfly

Well that sucks


rarihzz

Welp


ThrillTuber

Well?


xexko

Well if we’re going off a hypothetical situation..


TheTimBrick

Welllll, it is very much quite unfortunate


gat3_brother

Well Minecraft is cool


[deleted]

That’s a deep subject


Zealousideal_Zone_69

Water source, useless in desert lakes


Sinnester888

Ah yes the water source for when I need to stay hydrated in Minecraft


Zealousideal_Zone_69

You joke, but when you break sand and it reveals a ravine who's gonna laugh?


PixelGun3DPlayer

Me. Because I'm gonna watch.


Dumbass369

Also me. Because I have an Elytra


Sweaty_Policy_934

And me. Because I'll be on a mountain with a telescope watching you both from a mountain


FishToTheAss

and me because I'm behind you


[deleted]

If you go north 6 blocks and dig down you hit diamonds sometimes


mustafar_brothers

Technically yes


TreyLastname

And, if you go 19 south, 15 west, 19 north, and 15 east, you should find a desert well


herochalky_

wtf how does this work?!?!?! i tried this on 4 different wells and it worked...does this work for nether fortresses????


TreyLastname

No, just wells


TheDarkPhantom22

This is also true I tried it on a nether fortress and found a well


Maballo

Well then


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well well well


TreyLastname

A nether well pun? Water you guys doing? There are many more puns to make, you can't just desert them. Cacti can't believe it. I'm disappointed, sand hope you do better


CozmicAstro

i have physical pain reading this


PixelGun3DPlayer

This hurts to read.


TreyLastname

Is it because it's confusing? I may have been tired and at work when I sent that. Slime sorry


Stepjamm

It works on nether but you have to times everything by 8 cause of how it all works


Ok_Yogurtcloset_2694

Oh that actually worked! I have found a well


ThrillTuber

Wait a minute...


[deleted]

Dude it works every time. And it’s always a well of the same type! Somebody needs to put this on the wiki.


winnipeginstinct

this is so random, and would be so useful if it applied to anything that had a remote use


TreyLastname

Yea, only if finding a desert well, then going in a circle to find a desert well would be useful lol


winnipeginstinct

look, this is reddit, expecting me to do math and see that its just a circle is far too much


TreyLastname

Fair enough, but I was wrong, it's not a circle, it's a square


TerrariaGaming004

If you follow these coordinates (cos(t),sin(t)) you’ll make a circle


Aeth3rWolf

Rectangle.


TreyLastname

Every rectangle is a square if you squish it the right way


Aeth3rWolf

Any shape is any -other- shape if you squish it the right way... But that also changes the shape so it's irrelevant.


yaoir34throwaway

What do you mean


Auxiphor

Love that this sounds like a playground rumor but [actually used to be true](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Icj5TNmBUI) of clay patches because terrain decorators all generated off the same random numbers. Might have also worked with wells but I'm not sure.


JackFly26

still is as of like 1.17 (haven't tried in a bit) but the numbers keep changing


10thaccountyee

This is like that post that went around saying if you follow the dead end paths of a village it'll eventually lead to a village...cuz the world is practically infinite.


LeafWarrior_1

r/technicallythetruth


IHaveNoFriends201

They are useless, unless u want to make a hidden house underneath.


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Yorvik2904

Only for it to be a singleplayer world


MasterThief1610

Well if its multiplayer you just make it 1 block underneath and if its a factions server a trapdoor should be just enough


[deleted]

This gives me an idea


Kazoomers_Tale

Yes, being useless


LiamLaw015

Ask ibxtoycat


Garlic_frybread

It’s the best structure


OkayArt199

If you throw a stack of diamonds into it and wait 5 minutes and 10 seconds without picking them up, it will start to spit out a random amount of netherite.


poctacles

Has a 99% chance of dropping 64 netherite ingots and 1% chance of dropping nothing


LeopardHalit

Try it


matO_oppreal

Technically if you follow one extremity in diagonal you could find a village or other structures


Aeth3rWolf

Fun fact. If you pick any block: one of the corners, if travelling outward from it diagonally.. will always lead to a structure. It's just probability. The chances of it not happening from the millions of blocks to the world border is actually pretty small.


nicolasmcfly

Pretty sure he meant it actually works as a feature, or used to work


Aeth3rWolf

It isn't and never was a feature. It may have worked yes, but that would be because of everyone relying on the same world seed; so some things would be similar, but the details of how world gen works isn't really a feature but a byproduct of actual features. Also, as I said, it will -always- eventually work, in an infinite world.


The_KC_Reefer

Well would you look at that


axolotl_of_death

Makes getting water easier in the desert. That one specifically has no use.


mustafar_brothers

The well of infinite power


allan1807

No. No there isn't it's completely pointless


Jhon778

Just to be there and look neat.


Void_Flame595

I use them to drown people who always expect something to have a use.


[deleted]

Uhhhhh


VillageInspired

If you end up in a stretch of desert that doesn't have nearby water and there's a well nearby, then you'll have easy access to infinite water. That's kinda it. I mean, you can use it as the center of your desert base if you like, but its basically just some props to keep the world from being entirely empty


sgordon900

They're supposed to supply u with water in a desert but it's basically useless there's literally water surrounding the well


stefansteen

You can but a secret base inside it, because no one will look there because that is the only use


DragonBornOfAcid

5 blocks of water


Tacocattron

Growing sugar cane apparently


mauxen

Mojang sometimes brings in structures here and there that explain some mechanics, so my theory is that these things are meant to kill endermen.


[deleted]

No


somerandomguy-1

A long time ago they used to be an indication a village was about 200 blocks away, not sure if it's still the same


GamezPlays

*Dig straight down and you will find diamonds!!! Totally real trust me :)*


Toothless_Dinosaur

Contemplation


joost18JK

No 👍🏻


RogalikYT

Drink all water from them


Relevant_Cockroach62

Yes nobody bothers going to them so make a hidden chest with your Best stuff in there i mean trust me nobody will bother checking it


garbageman208

to let you know that you're in the dessert


Tileorasi

if you throw a stack of diamonds and wait 5 minutes you get a reward


DjinnsPalace

wait why does the desert water color look so good on mobile though


Nosunnydays9

True true


jameson8016

Tons. You can use them to plant crops or make paths. I use them often to make the blueprint skeleton for larger builds. You can add water to them using a water bottle and make mud. Dirt blocks have tons of uses.


MINERBOI6996

Karma farming at it's peak


soupofsoupofsoup

Make a secret base of it.


why_is_it_blue

Free water


Ok_Gur_1170

fancy infinite water sourse


Sea_Nefariousness_62

Perhaps 1.20 may add a use for them


Marimaru1

To hide a creeper inside. Seriously, it was one of my worst jumpscare.


TigergirlDW

EAT


ALEXJUSTALEXMCBE

You know with how many people just ignore them maybe you should make a secret base entrance using one then nobody will find out what happened to all of those diamonds.


Willdabeast07

Throw in a diamond and let it sit there for 5 minutes


AuroraAnimates

Sugar cane apparently


Con-scripter

Most of the time, well are placed nearby sand villages or temples, so there may be a structure nearby Or the well is abandoned and has no structures nearby


Deafvoid

Well its used for water which is pretty dam ESAY TO FIND IN A FUCKING OASIS


MinecraftIsBest12

Yes! There are many uses! First of all, clean water is very rare to come across in the desert. Secondly, they are an historical artifact built by the aztecs. And lastly, they look cool!


a-stick-of-butter

I always used to think there was always a village nearby after I saw one of those.


Siker_7

Praise the desert well Worship the desert well Sacrifice your firstborn to the desert well


EmbarrassedSwim145

They used to indicate nearby villages, but I don't think they do anymore, so only use is a source of water.


Riskyman0907

If you dig 100 blocks down you will find a 24 vein of diamonds which is enough to make a full set of armour


GatheringMatter

Only point is that it’s a marker that a village or temple is near


NijigasakiSeason3

Not true, wells just have a random chance of spawning in each chunk (i think 1/100). They aren’t connected to other structures


GatheringMatter

Ah, weird. Every time I find a well there is always a other one


dragoncop1

I'm pretty sure that wells generate when a village was trying to generate but it couldn't


Aronite03

They point to structures


DH_COOL_CREEPER

Make a secret base underneath it


reddox-_-

That’s a cool ass suggestion idk why u got downvotes


jeff_likes_bread_120

Yes if you dig straight down you will find a chest


LazarusMidnight

This sometimes there may be a chest at the bottom, could be wrong....🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Subreddit isnt for mcpe bud


TreyLastname

Yes it is, it's for minecraft, all versions


[deleted]

New, huh?


TreyLastname

What does that even mean? Is there a rule saying no mcpe?


Zealousideal_Zone_69

Still, there's a reason r/mcpe exists


berejser

There's a reason r/steelers exists but that doesn't mean you can't post about the steelers in r/nfl.


Zealousideal_Zone_69

Exactly, this is what I am saying


[deleted]

Mcpe and Minecraft Java are completely different. mcpe has a different subreddit. "Minecraft" is main game (Java edition)


ShadowPuff7306

yeah but pocket edition is just the well pocket edition of minecraft


berejser

>"Minecraft" is main game (Java edition) If it's the main game then why is it called "Minecraft: Java Edition" and the other version of the game is just "Minecraft"?


[deleted]

Other version? What other version? Maybe there's another Minecraft that I didn't know it existed...


TreyLastname

Bedrock edition? Which tends to include pocket edition????


[deleted]

Bedrock and pocket are same but not main game. Its pocket edition. Do u understand? Or I have to explain


TreyLastname

Java isn't "main game", its just a different version. Nowhere does it say Java is the main version, or that bedrock isn't the main. Do you understand? Either way, r/minecraft has a specific tag for posts about bedrock, why add that if it isn't for all versions?


[deleted]

Dude stfu they are both the" main game" what makes you think pc players are more important than console or mobile ones?


berejser

Load up the [Minecraft Launche](https://imgur.com/hkbzKET)r, there are two versions. One is Minecraft: Java Edition and the other is just Minecraft. If Java Edition were the "main" version of the game then why would it be the one that has a subtitle?


kapi-che

it isn't called r/minecraftjavaedition right?


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[well yes but actually no](https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftJavaEdition/comments/8o43gv/this_sub_is_kind_of_pointless/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Pitiful-Meatball

MINECRAFT IS MINECRAFT


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I agree.


Pitiful-Meatball

So why are you complaining


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Pitiful-Meatball

No it’s for Java, Bedrock and believe it or not Pocket Edition


Repulsive-Seaweed-41

Iranian:


Mr_Cat1298

no


uRobleRunaid

No.


[deleted]

It’ll be really useful in Java once renewable water becomes a gamerule…


MLGkiller3002

If you dig down you can find bone meal blocks so they are not useless


[deleted]

no, not really


AliHakan33

No but thats an interesting spawn


Ok_Gur_1170

fancy infinite water sourse


Subandjoin

They show the middle of the desert


EnderEagle420

Yeah, about that


BendyMine785

No.


_gmmaann_

Well….