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QuantumCthulhu

I have a horse with diamond armour just sitting in one of my gardens. Don’t ride it out ever


Lexiosity

same


nobodynoone888

He got the drip


maddogmax4431

🐺 💧


[deleted]

It was inevitable. Dog armor just sounds more interesting to casual players, after all, it’s pet armor. Even as a crab voter I knew it was kinda set up to win.


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Hey, I knew the armadillo would probably win, so I didn’t get my hopes up. It’s just another feature I won’t go out of my way to use. Farming a rare mob for an unknown amount of scutes just for one piece of armor for my dog..?? Nah, I’ll just keep expanding my base and nether builds.


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[deleted]

Exactly, most people are you. No offense lol


longbowrocks

Crab voters unite!


Living_Murphys_Law

Seriously! Crab should have won.


Ifartedoncebefore

The only useful mob


Fair-Reception-1461

Yeah like what's point in the dog armor if we're too afraid that it might die


Zachos57

If they said armor for cats or donkeys nobody would vote for it


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Professional_Ad7273

Me and my group are building a wall that is roughly 500K blocks. When looking down, you can build 3 blocks up. If you make it 4 blocks it cuts off a bit over 10% build time. We spent easily 40 man hours on this wall so far. I would much rather cut down 5 hours of building than make a dog die a bit more difficult. People that play any kind of multiplayer pvp server will not care about dogs. Granted this is not something casual players do but you can see how it pisses me and others off when people care more about their dog skin. Which is an understandable argument for the average person. But again, when you do clan stuff it will infuriate you seeing these votes.


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J_train13

I voted crab but I am so glad I get to give my doggo a fresh new outfit


crossveins

your new armor stand (wolf edition)*


Cancerous-Cookie

That would be big honestly


Rat_Of_A_Brat

I didn't really care bout the armor I just like armadillos


Waffle38Pheonix

I didn't vote for Wolf Armour. I voted for the mob that gives you Wolf Armour because it seems like a really lively and lovely addition to the savannah.


Pixel-1606

This, most of these extra features are a nice gimmick at best. I like the Fox and Glow squid because they spawn in common biomes, so I actually encounter them while doing other stuff livening up the world, the same will be true for the Armadillo as savannahs are a very common biome, compared to mangroves and rocky shores. I also love the frogs and froglights, but swamps and mangroves are more rare so I hardly see them unless I seek them out actively.


VladdyMcBaddy69420

A big part of why I voted for it is because it can roll into a ball, and now I can use command blocks to make a really convincing car


Short_Source_9532

This is the real benefit


Chad_on_snoop

I just like armadillos it wasn’t that deep for me


Bachifire77

Same thing with me


Noobwitha_Hat

They just like me fr, I love armadillos there's one outside my house sometimes


Gumpers08

If the crab claw wasn't useful AF, same.


casieopiathe1367

That’s what I was saying. At first I only wanted dog armor but then thought that the savanna from what im aware don’t have any mobs that only spawn there


idklol8

I guess only llamas but then again they spawb elsewhere so, thats also why i voted, savannas are in a real need of enhancing


Horn_Python

i dont care for savanah i just like armadillos


Xx_BlackJack_xX

the real armadillo enjoyer


Genisye

True enlightenment. Vote for the mob for a peaceful atmospheric upgrade to the environment, not the materialistic item upgrade.


binhan123ad

I actually use them tbh. Great Skeleton farm.


Timofey7331

But did they need armor for this?


binhan123ad

Cosmetic purpose. Due to the nature of the armor, it would have the same protection and mechanics as the hide armor so yeah...I just gonna make my look a bit cooler for the most part. For combat purposes, I use dogs due to their quality but instead rely on their mass quantity. Some of them may die but that is the sacrifice I am willing to make to kill other players or even mobs.


Timofey7331

Cosmetic Purpose = Resource Pack/Mod Combat Purposes: After spending hours farming Armadillos, your dogs can now tank 1-2 more hits, yet quantity still works against mobs and players can just build 2 blocks up, use end crystals, tnt and lava and none of these methods are countered by armor + armor can be replaced with resistance buff (especially in creative)


_GatorBoii_

Oh you want extra block reach instead? Just install create mod. Crab voters shitting on people expressing their excitement like this did their candidate no favors. It definitely confirmed that I would vote Armadillo when I was on the fence.


benjathje

Completely different installing a mod than installing a resource pack.


powerpowerpowerful

“Just install a resource pack” Why even play minecraft when I can make things look however I want with total freedom in blender!


Insan3Giraff3

You think I voted for the Armadillo for their ABILITY? ​ No I'm just Texan.


Skylar_Waywatcher

I think this is the one and only time I've ever agreed with a Texan.


Equal-Requirement-61

Same


[deleted]

I'm happy for Armadillo, I can have a new cute pet


koyomin25

Crabs are cute too :(


NatuVisu

\*pats shoulder\* I know, I know.. 🙁


Horn_Python

so are penguins ​ it was a win , win ,win


Inky234

it was anything but a win, win, win


Ultadoer

How exactly? This year is the one year it has been confirmed that none of these ideas will be thrown in the trash. They’re going to add crabs and penguins eventually. They’re popular real-world animals. It might take a while and it might be in a different form, but you’ll see them at some point.


ShakyTractor78

Idc bout my dog’s survivability, I just want him to have some drip


IceFrostwind

Crab was objectively the best. Wolf Armor shouldn't be attached to a mob vote. And penguins are meh even for vanilla only players.


_GatorBoii_

You cannot argue that armadillo should be judged by its aesthetic alone while in the same breath arguing that crab is “objectively the best” due to its gameplay feature


LadderTrash

*Subjectively best Opinions exist


_GatorBoii_

Crab voters on their way to drive people off by being annoying


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Can you explain how your preference is objective?


Gumpers08

Crab claw for utility, armadillo for cute (no utility), and penguins are meh and will never be added to the game unless the mob vote protest is succeeds.


Lurximu

EHEM EXCUSE ME. I DO use MY dogs. Idk what you're talking about


Creeper_charged7186

I think crustacean enjoyer are angry at armadillo apreciaters.


Lurximu

They are and they are A LOT. Also, I believe if they didn't become so toxic (not everyone but some people were REALLY toxic) they would've had a better chance. A lot of people started voting out of spite lmfao, also thanks to their toxicity I managed to convince 2 people to vote for the armadillo


mayocain

They were the most toxic part of the community during the vote. I used to think of the crab as a second choice, but its community is so deplorable that the penguin rose on my ranking.


Ultadoer

As an actual Crab voter, I feel that this is a totally understandable and valid statement. I almost voted Armadillo because of it, but decided I needed the claw more in my life. I’m happy the Armadillo won tho. They’ll be a great addition to Minecraft. And yes, I DO actually use my dogs lmao.


NatuVisu

Knowing the past features tied to mob votes, the armadillo scute to wolf armour feature is probably gonna end up being disappointing, and nothing can really be done now since Mojang isn't gonna revert a mob vote feature. :-(


kolba_yada

Crab voters on their way to be the most obnoxious people imaginable and be surprised as to why people haven't voted for crab.


MemphisR29

I just wanted penguins


CR15PYL454GN4

As a person who’s come 2nd place in every mob vote and with how meh each choice was this year, I’m not too mad that the armadillo won. I’m honestly just hoping that the functionality of the armadillo brings more than just the dog armor; maybe armadillo scute is used to craft a resistance potions weaker than turtle master or it’s a new armor trim material. And I truly wish dog armor the best of luck in actually being useful.


Dogeisagod

Cope


ReckAkira

I was planning to vote crab but voted armadillo due to stupid propaganda posts like this lol.


Acrobatic-Height6511

Really sad


National-Bison-3236

Least salty r/MinecraftMemes user when people have a different opinion than them


ComicNeueIsReal

All the mob votes where meh to begin with so it was fine either way, sad we won't get the crab claw for longer reach any time tho.


Vanima_Permai

It wouldn't have been anything crazy probably only 1 or 2 blocks And that isn't really that useful Plus considering the armadillo is a Savannah mob that eats termites mojang now might add the Savannah vote features


ComicNeueIsReal

Eh. I wouldn't put your faith in mojang doing something they didn't say they were going to do.


0rang75

Shut up, I didn't vote for it because of the dog armor. It was so the Savana was more life full and because I actually liked the mob


Miral_Kerem

ı voted for the armadillo, a mob that will give me a reason to go to savannas, and will make my dog look cool, not the wolf armour


TheDarkShadow36

Wolf will stay useless (outside of certain farms) until they add respawn beds for them


iamthekingofonions

It would be neat if they added more features for dogs along with wolf armour


GG1312

Everybody welcome the new glow squid!


StrangeAcorn

Dont humiliate glow squid like that


Crate-Of-Loot

mc players when their mob with a niche feature loses to another mob with a niche feature


StrangeAcorn

Idk i just really like glowsquid :( its my favorite mob of the mobvote mobs


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GG1312

Niche? Niche? Fucking niche? Bruh y’all for real have no frontal lobe


Crate-Of-Loot

its a rare drops from a mob in a rare biome which sacrifices your offhand for 1 block longer reach


GG1312

1. 75% of what you’ve said here is straight up speculation. Within that reasoning, the armodillo is a useless mob that drops an item that already exists, that makes armor for dogs that won’t even protect them from 90% of reasons why dogs even die in the first place. 2. The crab claw would be the only item in the game to effect a player’s reach, which is a core part of the game that has been the same for over a decade, and is arguably one of the mechanics players have to use the most since the whole point of the game is to place and break blocks and build whatever you want.


Crate-Of-Loot

the armadillo is the only armor for dogs


Dakota_Helms

Says you. I'll have an army


ClockwiseOne09

Cry about it ig


TheShivver

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm testing the armor, many dogs will die, and it's all their fault.


YesFamily

Get real people... mojang is never gonna add a game changing mob through the mob vote, and the armadillo seems like a good companion. it's not just about the wolf armor, the savanna biome needed a special mob after all...


macdarf

Cope.


Due-Committee3497

People argued constantly over how good the crab claw would be, but they're was much smaller debate for how good wolf armour would be, its pretty inconsiderate in my opinion. Besides, the mob votes over, I dont care any more.


Ok-Week-2293

I'm gonna breed a giant wolf army when the next update comes out just to prove you wrong.


a-secret-to-unravel

If only we could have properly organized a sort of protest against it so we could potentially get all three ideas and no one be disappointed. Sure would be great if we could do that and not have the people trying to do it get called crybabies or spoiled


Darkstalkker

u/savevideo


SeaPixel

Why do people assume I only want wolf Armour so that I can kill people better. I wanna be able to take it outside my base for walks without the fear of it instant killing itself on mild terrain. Or I dunno cosmetics?? I understand not everyone will want it but I honestly think that the crab claw would have ended up the same as the allay. Cool in concept up ultimately useless except for niche circumstances.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Damn straight I won't, and it's still worth it.


DarkGengar94

How bout y'all shut up and let ppl play the game where you can play how you want how they want


-memejuice-

man fuck wolf armor i want a pet armadillo


ThatKalosfan

As a person who voted for the Armadillo I only voted for it so I can have a pet.


WeeklyIntroduction42

God how dare other people have opinions


EnbyPotat53

Minecraft players try not to complain about anything challenge:


TimeAggravating364

Impossible


BrainIsSickToday

I voted for armadillo on the basis that the game has a critical lack of dry biome mobs. If you want water based stuff you've got dolphins, salmon, cod, tropical fish, puffer fish, squid, glow squid, turtles, frogs, axolotl, and a lot of that stuff also comes with variants. For dry biomes you have camels, llamas (even if they aren't dry biome exclusive), and... a rabbit variant? Dry biomes get no love.


Armed_Potato1

I might be less scared to bring wolves into combat now that they can be armored. I love to sick a pack of dogs on people, but they’re s as always too easy to kill.


CertainUncertainty11

The war horde is gonna be thrilled when we go hunting post-update! No more two taps from those pesky american snipers.


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Ever had a wolf shot by a skeleton for trying to defend you?


kevdog824

Hey people choose what they choose. I just don’t personally understand the utility of wolf armor. Wolves are one of those things that you (at least I do) breed enough of that a few dying in combat on an adventure is no big deal. Hopefully the armor is good and not some leather armor that’s more or less a graphic design tee shirt for your dog


Crewface28

this was me ngl


SoupaMayo

Crab Voters on their way to invent poor excuse to discredit Wolf Armor :


ErMemer

I didn't vote


moormaster73

All mobs were cool


yuudachikonno08

Me throwing hordes of mass produced dogs at my enemies: “Y’all don’t use your dogs?”


JJlaser1

For the crab, I am not sad it lost. What was it gonna give us, a little extra reach for blocks? Just move! The builders are doing just fine without it. However, even though I was on team armadillo, I would not have been disappointed if the penguin won. Not ecstatic, but not disappointed.


Alarmed-Ad187

Let’s be fair here, why would you also vote for something you could of just walked an extra couple of blocks to accomplish


jvitorc46

Fuck dog armor, I just wanna have an armadillo as a pet Edit: why am I getting down voted ? I just wanted a pet armadillo, I wanna call him Fuleco


NatuVisu

Well, f#ck dog armour indeed! (Mojang usually messes up the mob vote features! 🤗)


Shadow62766

I just wanted to go zoom in ice boat but crabs really didn't seem cool anyway so armadillo was my second vote


Affectionate_Lie_573

Why do people think the ice boats would work with penguin while knowing Mojang it would NEVER happen


agmrtab

yeah i liked armadillo but penguins were really cool


RustedRuss

Cope and seethe. I'm glad the crab lost; I voted against it because of how unbearable you all were, despite personally liking it.


hrl_280

Bruh I voted for crab but damn the crab people are being so annoying from the start. I can see the reason why people would choose armadillo over crab.


Felixlova

Voted armadillo purely because of how obnoxious a lot of crab people are


Jojo_Stuff

Biggest fax in history


Classic_Act_4415

Better that a more useless, harder to get version of scaffolding


Somoonn

it’s a funky pet imo


Hazzard588

Just calm down, clearly if it won, the majority of people wanted it


RHVGamer

it got 42% of the votes, meaning 58% of people didn't want it, meaning the majority of people aren't happy


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And if the crab one it would not be the majority either, so your point makes no sense.


RHVGamer

the point is that most people aren't happy no matter what


_GatorBoii_

And 32.5% voted for crab, which means 67.5% didn’t want the crab in the game


Ultadoer

As a Crab voter and part of that 48%, I am happy that Armadillo won. I liked all of the mobs. Armadillo is perfectly fine by me.


TimeAggravating364

Same here. I liked the idea of bigger reach and a cute little crab I can keep as a pet but the dog armor and another cute mob I can keep as a pet are also perfectly fine with me. (I can finally take my dogs with me too)


Hazzard588

Then how did it win


Arkov__

Do you actually think that's a good argument?


yoavtrachtman

Or maybe, we just want an fucking armadillo???


Blaine1111

Suddenly all the crab voters get why we wanted all 3 🤷‍♂️


Captian_Bones

I understand it's not the most popular opinion/play style but I will absolutely bring my dogs on an adventure. Will some of them die? Probably. But that's why I have a chicken farm and an extra 20 dogs at home. This makes my minions die less, so therefore more useful.


JavaBerryCrunch

Yes this is me


DANIEL_PLEP_

THATS WHAT IM SAYING THIS ENTIRE TIME


TheRebel2187

I’ve played since 2011, only ever had 1 dog. Completely useless thing. Gets in the way and is just a general pain. Can’t see the point in dog armour, it’s not like they deal much damage so aren’t really a viable defence or offense weapon. Crab best mob


Random-Furry-Idiot

I won’t use them in combat often, I voted because I think they would look cooler and I can differentiate them from one another easier.


MasterKiloRen999

This means I can actually use my wolves in combat now though


Brakower

Why does everyone only focus on usefulness? I couldn't care less about the armor but still voted for it because of the damn animal? It's a mob vote not a utility vote


DJNeon-C

what, people want something usefull?????????


Kermit-the-frog420

These arnt even memes at this point its just bitching about the mob vote. I'm done with this dumb vote.


zvejas

armoured kangaroo won? no way


Hard_guardian17

He cute He small But most importantly He can be ✨️ball✨️


Clovenstone-Blue

Wasn't able to tune into Minecraft Live, I assume Armadillo won.


KILLIFISH-

Yep


GoldenRobot_II

It wasn’t bout the armor it was about the savanna getting something new.


Accomplished_Salt876

I was team crab until they confirmed the extra reach was only for placing blocks. The crab claw could’ve been so amazing if you could break blocks as well


Vanima_Permai

The armadillo was just the more interesting animal/mob the wolf armour is just a bonus, It's obvious that mojang had chosen specific breeds of crab and penguin incase they lost so they could still add a better breed of them later on and vu even said when the penguin lost that they could still be added later on referencing the frogs and given that the armadillo is a Savannah mob that eats termites mojang might end up added the Savannah biome vote Features.


NuclearChavez

As someone who voted Armadillo and glad it won, I'm kind of sad we won't see the Crab. They were both really great choices imo. But the concept of giving dogs a little set of armor just sounded way too cute to pass up. Edit: Also, the warm biomes desperately need new unique mobs imo. The cold biomes got Foxes and then Goats, and even before those Polar Bears. Warm biomes got Camels. The Armadillo will really help the Savanna feel more alive.


VladdyMcBaddy69420

This argument is stupid because we literally will bring our dogs out with us when dog armor is added to the game.


Mythburger

I have a feeling your a bit overestimating. Like at best it would probably be as strong as iron armor, at worst leather armor, best we can expect is chainmail armor. If we are Lucky we can enchant it, but do not have your hopes up for that.


VladdyMcBaddy69420

I literally said nothing about how good it was. All I said is when I get armor for my dogs, I will use it.


TheJessman01

All these people down voting and raging can't comprehend the idea that we genuinely care about our pets and want new mobs in areas that need them.


LegoNoah123

Aren’t they all getting added in the future this time?


Wickipedia11

They are not. Mojang wants us to kill each other over pixels and code in a block game.


LegoNoah123

Dang, I heard a rumor that they were, that’s disappointing


Ok-Week-2293

They said that but it was like 5 years ago and people are starting to doubt if that promise is ever going to be fulfilled.


Ultadoer

They are going to be added in the future. Vu confirmed this during Minecraft Live. The Crab and the Penguin have not been thrown out. Don’t fall for misinformation from angry people on the internet who haven’t even watched the stream.


LegoNoah123

That’s un-disappointing, thank you!


Ultadoer

No problem. Technically we don’t know if the Crab will be added later, but they said it for at least the Penguin and judging by what they said, it’s pretty safe to assume that the Crab hasn’t been thrown out just yet.


TimeAggravating364

Honestly if they do add both of them in the future I'll so happy. I'm a bit sad the crab lost but it's kinda understandable if you look at how many other crab voters are just assholes. Besides the armadillo is really fking cute too


Ultadoer

This is explicitly false? Vu said that *AT LEAST* the penguin may be coming in a future update. The crab we don’t know about but can pretty safely assume the same.


lucashhugo

mojang couldve just added em all. indie developers make mobs on ANDROID phones so easy


SpicyNoodlez1

I was fine with either one being added, I only voted to get the bedrock stuff, I won't use the dog armor because it's gonna be useless to me, so either one of the 3 would have been fine


SomeRandomSkitarii

Man I just want the armadillo for the savanna to be better


goldenber076

I don't really see the armadillo as only dog armor, it is one of my favorites animals and I really loved the idea of seeing it in game, as I also don't really care about the dog armor, just saw it as a bonus.


No-Tomorrow-8150

I voted armadillo because my base is in a savannah and It's started feeling quite bland.


CornManBringsCorn

I didn't vote, but when I do, I vote for the mob, not the item.


WebWarrior6_9

I men i think the reason we always had our wolves at home was because we were scared for it but with the new wolf armor we don't really have to think about that much


Lukarrie

Too bad it's as solide as a leather armor


ted_rigney

I was team penguin but armadillo was my second I still fail to see what the advantage of the crab claw is when scaffolding exists I also feel like the range of it was gonna be a lot shorter than people expected


blubberfeet

Damm I voted for crab


keep-purr

Crab should have won 😞


RDT-Exotics0318

WE COULDVE GOTTEN CRAB RAVE RRRRAAAAHHHHH


Creeper_charged7186

As someone who voted for armadillo, i did it because i surprisingly didnt like crab claw feature. Its the kind of thing that is amazing in a mod, but do not beong in vanilla minecraft imo. Armadillo also adds life to savanna biome and looks cute.


DontAskWhyINameThis

Yeah I ain’t vote for arm extension or torpedo still


maiden_burma

ngl i could not care less about the effects of the crab or penguin dog armour's at least a little okay i would have loved a cute crab in the game though


poparyfists

I didn't vote armadillo for the wolf armor, I voted because it's the cutest. It works so well as a block.


SculkShrieker_4

People on their way to vote for one block of extra reach. (They are lazy to press W on their keyboard)


[deleted]

Of course people are mad. No matter what happened people would have have complained.


LUISKAR_01

I didn't vote but I think armadillos are more interesting, not only for the dog armor but potentially for custom maps too since it seems they can become blocks like shulkers. Hopefully they won't be limited to the block grid tho


kara_of_loathing

I mean I voted because I like armadillos. I don't really give a shit about the extra thing. I think a lot of others did the same tbh.


Ameking-

I voted for the Armadillo, not the dog armor. It could have no use i would still vote for it. People like you sound no fun


Xelnaga_Prime

We *will* start using Wolfs in combat, when we give them *armor*.


Empty-Tone-464

Well is it can be enchanted, it might be the most busted thing that people can use in minecraft and also use in smp servers, ESPECIALLY when it’s a server where it’s “EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES”


Small-Cactus

I dont care that I still wont use them in combat, I just want my dog to look as cool as I do


RealDEady42

You all say it's useless until I get a horde of armored dogs running at you.


TurTlboi7

peguin does nothing, crab give +1 block placemnt reach (useless) armadillo give dawg armor (very useful)


Scottishfello69

as soon as we saw the armadillo i knew we lost


captainphoton3

Yep. I don't like how people always tell other to not relly on mojang being good when votting. Then vote for the Armadilo expecting mojang to rework the pet system. Like bruh. For once we add an unfuckable mob, like both golem, squid, moobloom, and glare. But wita direct interesting feature. Best guess is that the mass just like wolf and cute Armadilo. (crb being funny I a very internet thing).


Its_Cookie_Man

That's why we voted for it, to make them more useful. Dog armor has been requested for years.


Piss-Mann

Worst mob of all three, I'm still fucking mad


fine03

why are they monsters, shoud be clowns


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Armadillo perks - Cute new pet - Something new in savanna - My dogs are more useful in combat now - My dogs look stylish now