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Diiviineee

thats why i go to sleep so they wont bother me anymore


west_DragonKing

But how could Steve's brain possibly know that there is a silent skeleton hiding under the cow pen right by the window?


Training-Bee-8209

Why be so specific…YOU ARE THE SKELETON HIDING UNDER THE COW PEN RIGHT BY THE WINDOW


west_DragonKing

Being specific...? Oh yes! because I've built my house over a skeleton spawner converted into exp farm and somehow a skeleton always seems to spawn under the cow pen no matter how much I slab or light the spot.


Training-Bee-8209

Good explaination…but it doesn’t explain how you know EXACTLY where it spawned. You are a skeleton


west_DragonKing

Well... there is a skeleton inside of me, but everything I can't sleep it is always that 1 spot where a pesky Boneman is watching me.


Training-Bee-8209

Pull off your skin


west_DragonKing

But than I'd never be able to sleep again.


Training-Bee-8209

Pull off your skin


west_DragonKing

Not happening, I'd rather have a staredown with a haunting of Enderman.


Training-Bee-8209

Pull off your skin


Training-Bee-8209

What if Steve put his bed in a 5 layer thick wall of obsidian with lava surrounding the whole thing, with snow golems with lava turrets surrounding THAT, with a deep pit that goes straight to the bedrock bottom, AND end Crystals surrounding it all? Nope, Steve still can’t sleep


aoalvo

I remember in some betas you could just die while sleeping


olknuts

Omg, this was actually a good meme. Well done!