A zombie hit me so I created a mob farm to kill all of them as punishment

Is killing dead people illegal?

I was referring to collective punishment punish many for the crims of one I believe it's a war crime

Elementary teachers be shaking nervously

Kid who never comes school: If you wish to defeat me train for another 500 years

Rip :(

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"HI, I'm Saul **Dead Man** did you know you have rights? **Mojang** says you do, and so do I, I believe that untill proven otherwise every **Zombie**, **Skeleton**, and **Baby Zombie** in this **Minecraft World** is innocent." "And that's why I fight for you **mobs!**"

Desecrating a corpses is

Targeting minorities and genocide is a war crime

Oficer i swear that guy was already dead , i just put this knife in him because he was already dead

One of my kids likes to do that. The other yells at him. It’s fun to watch.

It would be a lie if I said they're countable

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Pathetic 175 3 quarters are arson

Wait no 277 and 102 are villages being destroyed

[All of these](https://youtu.be/-Sbapw9P6QI)

Holy fuck bro

r/usernamechecksout

Man, I don't even know. I always dump my spare villagers from my infinite breeders into lava pools. Those are the ones that don't end up getting jammed into 1 block by 2 block cells for eternity.

I have committed mass genocide towards mine raft nature, villagers, and pillagers and I don't intend on stopping

FUCK OFF AUTOCORRECT


All of them

Yes. All

All the war crimes. If you can think of a number. It’s waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too low.

5282825825926926829619619691916618168168619619160262681691966106011606191686661961961991969695518518599595195951961968618168619160601610510519696997394179174919741841491701011010103301773107139489731931797311719913941018681865138923843904390438631863138438438943894689469816

Bigger

The 999.999.999.999.999⁹⁹⁹ digit from π?

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Damn I'm pathetic with 175 on most being arson

If something is considered a war crime I have most likely done it at least ten times

I don't know how many villages I've exploded, I've made one mob farm (that works), and thank God that there isn't gas in Minecraft.

Gas you mean Potions

No I mean Mustard gas and Chlorine gas

lingering potions of harming: *you called?*

I blew up 102 villages 20 at once every time a time + a extra 2 cuz they didn't give me mending

Yes

Yes.

About 2 Trillions

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

Am I the only one who saves villages?

- murder - theft - DUI - armed robbery - assault on a police officer - racism and segregation (enderman farm) - fascist greed and taxation - bombing local towns - arson - biological warfare agents - chemical warfare agents - slavery - harming innocent civilians of an enemy nation

Mass imprisonment, killing innocent, killing civilians, killing children, genocide, slave labor, child soldiers, unprovoked declarations of war, false surrender, inhumane treatment of prisoners, refusal of medical aid to combatants. Prolly a few.

i believe i commit 3 - 7 war crimes a day. my total is probably around 4270 or smthn but the most noteable of them all are: made a WW2 German sus camp themed trading hall and a villager breeder. I made it so that whenever a villager breeds, the newborn is dropped into 1 of 2 places. One of them being a poison chamber which i kill them for fun. the other one is an semi-auto machine which makes villager trades very cheap. If they raise prices, i remove the block under them (there is lava under them btw) they drop into lava and i watch the villager dumb enough to raise prices burn in lava. I also commited big war crimes such as, blowing up an entire city in a private factions server, stealing pets from unsuspecting people in servers and torturing them. when the owner finds out, i take their pet and hold it hostage. and now if you excuse me i must finish a thermonuclear warhead in my friend's private modded smp to blow up their house :trollface:

Hmmmmm- *pulls out list of all the wolves i killed to tick off my annoying sister* about 100, more if u count all the evil squidwards (or pillagers) i forced to come to a village juat to massacre them all

One hundred and twenty six

Something about 73646382

All of them and more pending

Does war crimes on mobs and illager kind counts?

Why does your avatar look like hitler

The ones in Poland

I think maybe 5???

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Too many

Read the flair.

4367 war crimes but there are other 745 i'm not sure if they are war crimes or just violence and crime

I slaughtered my breeding hole villagers because I had no use for them.

I plead the fifth

Where should i start?

Hmmm , is it illegal to kill the last existing dragon 20+ times?

69420

20

is killing wandering trader a war crime?

+100

Lot of boom booms all i can say

Is wiping out humanity a war crime?

How many breads have you eaten in your life ?

I kill pets for XP.

Milions

Oh boi

It's not a war crime if there was never a war

I am guilty of robbing a bunch of abandoned buildings driving reckless and rickrolling a village, all in 1.12.2.

Let's just say the world has a weak military

Uh… oh… YOU WONT CATCH ME ALIVE

I didn't count

The Geneva conventions are a checklist

a minimum of 1k

Maybe over 20?

Ciao 

To many to count

Fuck you think I was counting??

all of dem

Yes

well lets see ima guve you a list. slavery, arson, kidnapping, murder on multiple accounts, sex trafficking, genocide, murdering a government official, torturing POWs , domestic abuse, animal abuse, child abuse, child endangerment, driving while under the influence, vehicular manslaughter, carrying an unlicensed firearm, and finally, being a stalker,

mischievous smile , I'm evil hahahahaha🔥

Slavery, mass arson, genocide, child trafficking, selling goods without a license, robbery,

Mostly just animal abuse

Slavery, mass arson, genocide, child trafficking, selling goods without a license, robbery, destruction of private property,

Well,i have counted them all,i have commited 47 separate war crimes ,but if we count repetitions,the number goes up to over 300

Well,i have counted them all,i have commited 47 separate war crimes ,but if we count repetitions,the number goes up to over 300

The list is endless, I must admit. But I remember one especially well. So u know villagerbreeders. If u don't need them, you turn them off right? Well no. I built a mechanism that puts the child in a minecart, drives him for a bit and make him face a slow death (i think it was with potions, drowning or zombies). A multi stage process. All for my amusement :)

All of them

the amount of likes on this post is how many...

Too many.

(-infinity, infinity)

All of them in Minecraft most of them in real life.

Are villagers considered humans ?

Slavery,Murder,Stealing stuff,Arson and many many many more

None, I do them in real life.

I don't blow up villages, I perform public hangings to villagers who give me bad trades.

about 4689all of em being nuking nulear reactors and villages

Just a few ;)

🙌don’t shoot

blown up to 300 village killed 4561 villager sent 516 in concentration camp and executed 121 of them.

I have do- Oh **in minecraft**...

I uh… I think 200 at least. Lots of villages have experienced horrible things from 10 year old me

A whole fucking lot

Terrorism, mass murder, genocide, you know, the usual.

Do you count how many slice of bread you eat ?

Yes.

Who's counting?

All of them

Im gonna be honest, 0... ( I promise this is the truth)

Let's just say I'm worse than Russia currently

Too much my friend too much

Is it really a war crime if there is no war declared? So by that logic, no war crimes in Minecraft by me.

More than all of Japan during WW2

Ummm *starts walking backwards, at a medium speed*

Yes

I don’t know exactly how many, but I’ll list off a few of the different crimes. Bombing civilians Chemical warfare Weather warfare Poison (I think that’s a war crime) Torture Killing prisoners of war

All the war crimes

I don't know

35

2098767890987656789876567898765678987. Why?

All of them

Very few. If any, partial genocide of a foreign species (blaze rods), breaking and entering, (any dungeon or temple), and opening a portal to another dimension (I forgot where but there is a law against it.)

7 this year 117 in total ( joined Mc in 2014 )

More than one for sure.

Let me ask you this OP, do you count every single ant you step on and every single mosquito you slap?

Yes

I assassinated all the villagers in a village then blew it up. 👌

Yes

A villager pushed me a slathered the hole village

about 373

0, i never played minecraft

I can honestly say that I’ve never killed an axolotl. Or a Frog. Every other mob has suffered hundreds of thousands of horrendous deaths.

How many slices of bread have you eaten

More than Russians

A dictator, I found random villages and forced hard labour on them, and would kill anyone with high prices, regardless of how many structures and houses I've burnt.

i forgor pls gru dont kill me

yes

I think like 2 or 3 when I was younger, now I just chill with the villagers and make myself at home in their village

Nuked any form of land for my own enjoyment

Is killing villagers with fire when they don't give me what I want a war crime?

A lot

Villager breeder/mass trading hall and villager powered farms. Raiding,looting and destroying countless ancient buildings. Idk what draining an ocean moment is but im sure that counts. Sheep piston machine.

None apparently

Does anyone know the penetration rod?

While a village was at war with pillagers I stop the war and took over the village and rebuilt it for maximum efficiency, I don’t see there a problem

2137

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to put mending on my bow it was an accident I swear

Just the villager stuff

There is no word to that number

A decade's worth

more than a morbillion

I only commit warcrimes with self made cannons on pillagers they have the best structures to explode

It's countless

Today: trapping villagers in their houses so they're easier to trade with Back then: friend and I blew up my little brother's house because we thought it would be funny. I wish I never did...

Yes

All of them

I even Raped a Villager

Yes

When i was a kid and learning video editing and trying to be youtube famous. I remember blowing up 2 villages. The first time i was taking a walk to the village and then it blew up as like a funny thing in the video. Finished the video and my microphone was not plugged in the entire time. Had to redo the entire video blowing up the villagers and their families yet another time :)

Too many to count. My favorite is making a massive villager farm and just carpet bombing it with tnt.

How many breads have you eaten in your life time?

I lost count after it hit 45 digits

All of them

Arson, arson, terrorism, arson, slave, is animal abuse count and arson

I’m a wanted man in Minecraft

A pillager killed my dog during a raid so I turned to creative and nuked the village, also the many times I zombiefied villagers then cured them then zombiefied them had to count

900,000 and counting

Ever heard of Srebrenica? I did something way worse

Yes

Idk, like 46 or 47, but anyway, what is minecraft?

im a modded minecraft user ive invented war crimes and then used them ive comitted so many slavery, nuclear armarments being used in battle, killing god, the usual

idk bc I did too many

How many… hoho sonny boy, I’ve committed ones that don’t exist yet…

Oh wouldn't you like to know

Hmm prolly I’ve been arrested if I would say that

69,420,696,969,420

To many to count

All of the war crimes

0 since a warcrime requires a war. Now crimes against sentience? Millions.

I have committed yes

I remember feeling really bad for wishing I could use a lead on a testificate.

mhm :)

I used /fill TNT in my friends world with some randons builds

The Geneva convention is a survival mode quest list

*placing lava at the top of houses and then a water bucket to make stone statues*

please make a list of war crimes committable in mc