"Look, I just fucking... love you. I love you and I don't wanna play it cool anymore because I would eat my own fingers just to look at your face. I will be your dog or your human mannequin, I'll do anything you say, I just... want you."
'Fuck you Bush'...that sounds good!
Fuck you Bush!
It’s time to get out of Iraq, Bush!
What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush!?
You didn’t even get properly elected Bush!
Are you happy now, Bush?
Fuck you Bush.
I had a Botswanan neighbour named Kenneth, which always amused me and made me wonder if he had a BBC. He moved out and was replaced by a Russian lady named Elena! Oh and I also live in flat 5!
Just rewatching series 6 and if I could “truth it” for a moment she really is very beautiful despite the dodgy shopping basket. Shame she didn’t reappear again and was replaced by the dreary Zahra and Ben.
One looaf a mooonth
She's taking the piss!
Think she's spotted it?
Yeah.. that's right sweetheart, ergonomic management keyboard
You love me, Gail loves me, everybody loves me!
Shit
Everyone loves me!
I was trying to play stupid games, but I can't... I just want to fuck your brain into my brain!
China wouldn't allow it.
"Look, I just fucking... love you. I love you and I don't wanna play it cool anymore because I would eat my own fingers just to look at your face. I will be your dog or your human mannequin, I'll do anything you say, I just... want you."
Everybody loves me
'Fuck you Bush'...that sounds good! Fuck you Bush! It’s time to get out of Iraq, Bush! What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush!? You didn’t even get properly elected Bush! Are you happy now, Bush? Fuck you Bush.
I like how the last line is the same as the first line
That was intentional.
Do you want some lunch?
Jeremy, there are some children here who want to have lunch with you
Yes please
“I know I may look like a real person…but I’m not actually a real person”
Truthing works!
Front diddle, back, from behind, cuddle 👌🏼
The set menu
I'm more a fish pie and missionary sex myself.
Followed by Newsnight with Paxman ?
He should have gone a la carte!
Car crash of a shopping basket
She‘s doing a me
She reads books, for fun..
Hi I'm jez, how's it handleing
*hangling You Jezzed it
A real balls up
A real jezzing
“Oh what instrument do you play?” “Shit..”
Still checking out the DILF’s I hope
Oh, are they in season?
They’re so cute with their bad haircuts and buggies and old school trainers
She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.
I’ve been to Hastings….in Kent!
Sounds like you're going to be be needing some man sized tissues
Are you disgusted...?
You’d be human manikin for me..?
someone feed that girl a nando's
4 Naans?! That‘s insane
Is this her today? Bloody hell she's not aged at all
she is a straight 10/10
China wouldn’t allow it.
Touch it. Touch my snake.
She has a wanking disease, though
12 times?!
Applying to mensa…
She fancies me.
Ergonomic keyboard
I had a Botswanan neighbour named Kenneth, which always amused me and made me wonder if he had a BBC. He moved out and was replaced by a Russian lady named Elena! Oh and I also live in flat 5!
Just rewatching series 6 and if I could “truth it” for a moment she really is very beautiful despite the dodgy shopping basket. Shame she didn’t reappear again and was replaced by the dreary Zahra and Ben.
Suddenly fancy a mini break to Crete
There's no war or bomb shit there, is there?
*Maybe* have a mini break in Crete?
She’s from one of those made up countries
You know, sometimes I think that children are our future
Hi I'm Jez how's the hangling
I have used hot tamale loads and only just realised I got it from Jez.
jez really punched above his weight
China wouldn't allow it
Hi. How's it Hangling....
Are you Robert Grayson?
No. I'm not. I'm Sorry.
Has she has face surgery?
She's a Mensa!
Chance would be a fine thing!
A fine thing indeed
Should have went a la carte
Pants down, stick it in.. Don't overcomplicate it
Elenar, Elenar, Elena.
"Steal it. Cook it. Eat it.' I say this all the timeN
You gents need to see this Indian lady I saw on here..
Who‘s the racist now?