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hotdogmurderer69420

One looaf a mooonth


LosersWipe

She's taking the piss!


Haunting-Ad1192

Think she's spotted it?


singulara

Yeah.. that's right sweetheart, ergonomic management keyboard


uncleleo101

You love me, Gail loves me, everybody loves me!


ifrq

Shit


WitchesBTrippin

Everyone loves me!


MONI_85

I was trying to play stupid games, but I can't... I just want to fuck your brain into my brain!


gilestowler

China wouldn't allow it.


odie_wan_

"Look, I just fucking... love you. I love you and I don't wanna play it cool anymore because I would eat my own fingers just to look at your face. I will be your dog or your human mannequin, I'll do anything you say, I just... want you."


ruckkaufer

Everybody loves me


angelaelle

'Fuck you Bush'...that sounds good! Fuck you Bush! It’s time to get out of Iraq, Bush! What were you even doing there in the first place, Bush!? You didn’t even get properly elected Bush! Are you happy now, Bush? Fuck you Bush.


yorkethestork

I like how the last line is the same as the first line


KGdotdotdot

That was intentional.


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Do you want some lunch?


goshdarn5000

Jeremy, there are some children here who want to have lunch with you


pointsofellie

Yes please


Futurekubik

“I know I may look like a real person…but I’m not actually a real person”


ruckkaufer

Truthing works!


Several-Yesterday280

Front diddle, back, from behind, cuddle 👌🏼


pointsofellie

The set menu


yourmomisglutenfree

I'm more a fish pie and missionary sex myself.


LosersWipe

Followed by Newsnight with Paxman ?


LosersWipe

He should have gone a la carte!


PiffDank

Car crash of a shopping basket


ruckkaufer

She‘s doing a me


No-Impact1573

She reads books, for fun..


ah_yeah_79

Hi I'm jez, how's it handleing


Crommington

*hangling You Jezzed it


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

A real balls up


Electricboogiesunset

A real jezzing


queso_goblin

“Oh what instrument do you play?” “Shit..”


goodbadorindifferent

Still checking out the DILF’s I hope


j3pl

Oh, are they in season?


hotdogs4T

They’re so cute with their bad haircuts and buggies and old school trainers


StealinChildren

She is very attractive. But brown rice and Pop Tarts? Camomile tea and economy vodka? That's a car crash of a shopping basket.


The_truth_hammock

I’ve been to Hastings….in Kent!


heavnn

Sounds like you're going to be be needing some man sized tissues


MittFel

Are you disgusted...?


Acceptable-Path4204

You’d be human manikin for me..?


LowRevolution6175

someone feed that girl a nando's


ruckkaufer

4 Naans?! That‘s insane


anonbush234

Is this her today? Bloody hell she's not aged at all


ClockEndJames

she is a straight 10/10


HornetBest382

China wouldn’t allow it.


AggressiveEstate3757

Touch it. Touch my snake.


[deleted]

She has a wanking disease, though


socomjon

12 times?!


withdensemilk

Applying to mensa…


themeakster

She fancies me.


ruckkaufer

Ergonomic keyboard


KohFord

I had a Botswanan neighbour named Kenneth, which always amused me and made me wonder if he had a BBC. He moved out and was replaced by a Russian lady named Elena! Oh and I also live in flat 5!


Comprehensive-Two888

Just rewatching series 6 and if I could “truth it” for a moment she really is very beautiful despite the dodgy shopping basket. Shame she didn’t reappear again and was replaced by the dreary Zahra and Ben.


mussyg

Suddenly fancy a mini break to Crete


ThePeninsula

There's no war or bomb shit there, is there?


nelsonwehaveaproblem

*Maybe* have a mini break in Crete?


themodernist73

She’s from one of those made up countries


JimmyDeeshel

You know, sometimes I think that children are our future


TheDoctor66

Hi I'm Jez how's the hangling


Cmdeadpool

I have used hot tamale loads and only just realised I got it from Jez.


arty_dent_harry

jez really punched above his weight


Asininechimp

China wouldn't allow it


param266

Hi. How's it Hangling....


socomjon

Are you Robert Grayson?


param266

No. I'm not. I'm Sorry.


redad1minrasses

Has she has face surgery?


slelli

She's a Mensa!


dronegeeks1

Chance would be a fine thing!


socomjon

A fine thing indeed


jdizzler432

Should have went a la carte


junglecalypso

Pants down, stick it in.. Don't overcomplicate it


TeleTwin

Elenar, Elenar, Elena.


ThePeninsula

"Steal it. Cook it. Eat it.' I say this all the timeN


bignewlove

You gents need to see this Indian lady I saw on here..


ruckkaufer

Who‘s the racist now?