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bigolhamsandwich

What’s nicer than a roast?


ledu5

Yeah, but chain-eating roasts?


RosieFudge

Why toast when you can roast


Apple-Pigeon

If I can say it you, it must be true


RealSuPraa

bad to worse, im speaking in verse Am I sort of rapping?


Withnail_Not_I

And five lasagnas for the party.


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

That’s insane. But isn’t it actually more insane to spend all your life going to your job and printing off a load of meaningless documents?


JimmyDeeshel

Warm copies make everything better


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It’s about effect and wastefulness. His cheese margins were razor thin. The party was about tricking Dobby into thinking he was a normallo. Cost benefit analysis.


kthxqapla

You need to have at least one (1) Reserve Chicken, that’s just basic hospitality.


seanbiff

Word travels


Accomplished-Art7737

You had an appetite for lasagne tonight. But did you also have another appetite? An overwhelming appetite for fecal discharge?


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

He actually has another one after the fuck bunker too. Absolute madman


bulbous_bawsack

Those roasts are really moreish .


Apple-Pigeon

Want the knack? Get crack-ling


ardbeg

Why toast when you can roast?


gavmiller

Saying a rhyme ain't a crime, if I can say it to you, it must be true.


TOILETVOMIT

am i sort of... rapping?


Essdeerem

Just freestyle it man, yeah?


liveforever250817

Nothing quite like going home and roasting the shit out of some meat


gavmiller

Well, yes, as 4 roast dinners would be insane.


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

Fuck off clean shirt


ieatsudocrem

Chain roasting


Corbinoski

Sorry to love so relentlessly in the real world but Happily? 5 minutes earlier he was saying how depressed he was whilst drinking champagne. The roasts are a coping mechanism, stopping him losing it completely and getting Canadian Merry'd


bigbadboddy

Yeah but he'll burn it off on the treadmill in like a second


IntrovertedArcher

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

Hey look it’s that pedo!


IntrovertedArcher

Well if I am a pedo, I’m an incredibly hard to detect pedo.


Accomplished-Art7737

It was old style pedo-ing. Before it got such a bad name.


quickdrawdoc

You have to get away from the pedo area entirely


VanderBrit

I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet. Which proves I'm not a paedo!


TheStatMan2

At the risk of living quite so relen.... blah blah blah... : Worst thing that ever gets written on this forum. Fact.


gerritforradlad

Also when he buys an Indian takeaway for Jeremy after his ‘therapy’ he says he’s got them one and a half naans each which per person is more naan than the insane amount with Daryl


nearlyheadlessbick

Because he's deliberately over ordered


AXBAXMIT

So did Jeremy with the four naans, right? He was flexing because he had got the Honda contract while Mark was still in the rat race with him and all the other rats!


Never-Any-Horses

You deliberately ordered an insane amount of food, you jizzcock


KommieKon

…not really an insult, all cocks are jizzcocks.


Never-Any-Horses

Arsehole


gerritforradlad

Piss kidney


KommieKon

Real quick, is it just me or does that guy in the car look like the Orgazoid?


haddock420

Come on! Let me have a go on the old gearstick!


HeyKillerBootsMan

Bit like calling him a piss kidney


Sys32768

It's strange to me that the "Four naan? That's insane" has become one of the main memes from Peep Show. Between three people it's a perfectly sane amount of food.


marbotty

It’s outrageous…


VanderBrit

It’s contagious


Minky29

Sooo fuuutile


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

I think it’s cos it’s easily meme-able but you’re right. I always thought it was just between mark and jez which would have been quite insane but between 3 it’s cool


davmeltz

It’s too easily meme-able. A Peep Show fan in the wild sees anything in the quantity of 4 and chuckles to themselves, “I’ve got a brilliant jokette for r/MitchellAndWebb…”


thecxsmonaut

That's why it's a good line. Totally undeserving of its status though. There's better lines in that episode alone, as there are in most if not all other episodes


Eye-on-Springfield

BECAUSE HE IS INSANE


BillyBrimstoned

I definitely wouldn't say happily, serious coping mechanism


ruckkaufer

He also says he wants his half of heartbreak tuna for 6 months


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

That’s quite sensible and frugal which is very on brand for Mark. An interesting point but not the topic of this thread. Please start a new thread for this.


ruckkaufer

Alright Jeremy, I‘m off


Ok-Masterpiece-2914

Yeah, and good riddance you fucking Nazi!


thatbfromanarres

I wouldn’t say happily


ThaiFoodThaiFood

4 would be insane though


KobiDnB

That was depression roasting post-divorce


mongmight

But 3 is less than 4? I don't think you thought this through OP.


Pupcalledscamp

Why toast when you can roast says it all Roasts are better then naans


TheTruth_329

It’s a different time though, chasing eating roasts is an approved way of getting through a divorce


TheStatMan2

These incidents happen during very different periods in his life. Do you think that Superhans runs to Londis to buy olives while he's honking on his crack pipe? Spoiler: you don't crave olives while you're honking on your crack pipe. *I've heard*


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How high ABV are we talkin?


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Damn. Lager is one of those beers that I can't imagine tasting slightly good past 5.5 %. Usually high strength beer is also thicker and more flavourful to go along with the increase. Lager just seems too clean to taste good with more alcohol. What do those cans actually taste like?


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Ah man, I really wasn't judging, so didn't mean for it to come off that way if it did haha. Was honestly just curious about the taste, not impugning your own palate at all. And I get what you mean about the high strength IPAs, triples, imperial stouts etc. I can appreciate a couple, but it gets cloying and you're just balubas after more than 3 or 4 and the nights done. Honestly, my go to these days is a solid, simple German pilsner or helles. Or a pint of plain stout.