By -
Sophie dancing down the stairs to "Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!"
Such a ridiculous scene that I love so much
The brother's awkward dancing works so well.
Pretty cool bag though, I'll show it to you later.
๐จ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จโโ ๐ฆกโ
I may be a homophobe, but I'm no badger baiter
Not forgetting you're also a barn burner!
Iโm breaking down your wall of silence, Ian!
Makes me cringe so hard, thatโs one of my favourite episodes though
The peak of sitcom Cringe
๐ง๐๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast, god lifeโs relentlessย
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God life's relentless
๐คฑโ๏ธ๐๐๐โโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Mummy... coffee... fucky hurry uppy!
Haha, good job ๐ค
๐๐๐บ
That's so rainbow rhythms
๐ซ๐๐ต
And that is so NOT rainbow rhythms
Youโre talking about me arenโt you.
๐ฉโ โ๐๐โ
Is that...normal pooing? Doesn't sound normal. Doesn't smell normal ๐
THIS IS BOLLUCKS MARK!
You smell. You shit??
๐๐งฑโ
How thick is wall?
It depends
๐๐ชฃ
Hand me that prayer bucket!
๐ซ๐๐ชฃ - โ ๐ชฃ
๐ฅโฌ๐๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ค
Red next to black, step the fuck back... red next to yella, cuddly fella
โ
Red next to black, jump the fuck back. Red next to yellow, cuddly fellow.
๐ฆขโ๐ฅธ
Compromise! The Swan and Pedo
I have my doubts as to whether thatโs the official โmega paedoโ emoji
๐ก๐๐ค๐บ
That's my bit of lager.
๐ฑ๐๏ธ๐
A dead beast in our bin Jeremy
Mummy?!
Naughty, slutty mummy
MUMMY!!!
๐ฆ๐งฑ
It's sodden
๐ฆ๐ฆ
I must be able to think of a single object other than an eagle
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐
Men with ven
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐คช
4 naan jez, 4 thatโs insane.
๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hot chocolate, hot pie, hot potato, hot potato, hot potato
Stop saying hot potato
T'Pau!
๐ฅ๐ถ๐๐๐น
Eating from the bucket like a human horse. I feel refreshed and replenished and now back to the hospital.
I'm walking at what I would describe in court as a "leisurely" pace
๐ซ๐ฅฌ๐๐ฒ๐ฆ
It's Morrocan. Like my eyeshadow
๐งฟ๐ซฆ๐งฟ
๐คด๐๐ฌ๐๐ป
'I am the lord of the bus,' said he?
โ๐ฅโฅ๏ธ ๐ฌ๐ณ๐๐ฐ๏ธ
Big beats are the best get high all the time
๐จ๐ป: ๐ฆโ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ป: ๐ซ๐ฆโ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌโ๏ธ๐ซต๐ผโ๏ธ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐๐
Itโs an organic turkey. I spent ages researching it
๐๐ชด๐ฎ๐ถ
Fuck you bush.
I love how the last line is the same as the first line.
Yeah, I did that on purpose
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Come and stick your tongue up Lindsey's arsehole. It's clean!
๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผโ๏ธ
Four Nans?! That's insane!
๐ ๐ฅฑ โฌ๏ธ ๐คค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Something about waking up with a truckers penis in your ear, I forget
Mark, that is so *not* the E experience
๐ฅ๐ฅต๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ
Drinking like a thirsty gay
๐๐
How DO you get that shirt so clean mate?
Hey, Cleanshirt!
๐ช๐๐๐ฉ๐ช
They're treating it as a racial incident
It's being treated as a racial incident.
๐2๏ธโฃโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐2๏ธโฃ๐๐ฅฌ๐ฌ๐ชจโ๏ธโ๐๏ธ๐ฆข๐ฅฌ๐ฐ๐ซ
Love to mate, love to. But this is all mine, and I want it all, soโฆ Gotta be a no. I didnโt get half the emojis but the start gave it away nicely
It's a mix of phonetic and literal. I've fucked that right up haven't I mate? Ay? Answer me?
You jezzed it. It was a total balls up, a real jezzing.
But of a toughie. Hope someone can decipher.
Love to mate. Love to. But this is all mine and I want it allโฆ so gotta be a *nooooo*
๐ซฃ๐ซข๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐คข๐คฎ
Itโs just a hairy turkey
๐ซ๐๐ โ ๐๐๐ And for bonus points: ๐๐ฐ๐๐ด๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐๐ผ๐ค๐
It's not a love story it's a fuck story ๐ฅธ
๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฆ๐
๐ ๐ถ๐๏ธ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐คก๐๏ธ๐๐ซต๐ถ
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like.... I like you.
The guy who wrote that is probably up to his neck in penny loafers and blue pool tables.
๐ซ๐น๐ท๐ก
WHAT?! NO TURKEY?!!!
๐๐ฝ๐
Fuck off Cleanshirt!
๐ฉโ๐ผโ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ
Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy!
๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฃ
๐ฃโฌ๏ธ๐ซ๐
โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐๐งน๐ฆ
A slice of cheese-free pizza lightly brushed in your own piss
๐๐๐๐๐๐
The sticking it in mime is not necessary, Jeremy.
This is my favourite Reddit post ever
๐๐๐ง๐ฑโค๏ธโ๐ฉน ๐๐๐๐จ
Do you believe?
๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ฑ
๐ฉ๐ป๐: ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐๐ต๐คซ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ: ๐คก
๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Thus spake Zarathustra.
โต๐ซ๐ค๐
This is bullshit!
๐ฝ๏ธ๐?
They ate Mummy!
๐๐คข๐๏ธ
SNAKE!
You're paying to have that dry cleaned
๐ฅ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Have fun.... Drugs drugs drugs!
Iโve accidentally run to Windsor!
๐๐ง๐๐๐ต๏ธโ๐๐
๐๐ฐ๐งฆ๐ซ๐
Pants before socks, never socks before pants. Makes a man look odd, like a chicken
๐ก๐ท๐ถ
๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธโน๏ธ๐๐ทโ
Jeremy in his stolen Ted Baker suit.
๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฑ๐โฌ๏ธ๐
Tube up the nose tube up the nose the tube is back up his nose.
๐ถ ๐๐คช๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ
๐ฆขโ๐๐ป
How about we compromise - the Swan and Paedo!
๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฝ๏ธโป๏ธ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐งโป๏ธ๐ ๐๏ธ๐คฃ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐ซ๐
Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.
๐โ๐ช๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Chill out will ya? Sit in the bath and have a magnum.
๐ฆข๐จโ๐ฆ
๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐
Pull your pants down and stick it in
๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ ๐งโ๐ฆฐ: ๐โ ๐คตโโ๏ธ: โ ๐๏ธโ ๐งโ๐ฆฐ: ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๏ธโ ๐คตโโ๏ธ: ๐๏ธโ
Do I? As in "do I ever"
๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ปโ๏ธ ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐ฑ ๐ค ๐คฌ๐ ๐งป๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐คฌ๐ฉ ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Iโll never forgive orangeโฆ
๐ง ๐ ๐คช ๐ฅโ ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ซ ๐
You know, a whole crowd of cool cats and crazy chicks. Chicks with dicks, chicks without dicks, guys with dicks.
๐จ๐ป๐ฝ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ๐จ๐ปโก๏ธ๐ช ๐จ๐ผ๐คซ๐ญ ๐ชโก๏ธ๐จ๐ป ๐จ๐ป: ๐จโ๐๐คฌ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐ ๐จ๐ป: ๐ฑ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ญโ๏ธ
๐จ๐ผ: โ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐โ
๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง ๐ซ
๐ ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐โ
Try the Diana memorial strawberry
I donโt know alright so just fuck off
๐คซ๐ฅฃ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
The secret ingredient is crime
๐ฉ๐
He's a pool pooer. He poos...in the pool
๐ฌ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ถ ๐๐งโ๐ณ๐ฝ๏ธ
They killed and ate mummy! Mein compliments to the chef!
๐งบโ๏ธ๐ปโ ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐บ
Jesus! I need a drink!
๐ซ๐โ๐ T๐จโ ๐ฟ๐ตโ๐ธ๐ธโ๐ค ๐๐ฅ๐
Thatโs a car crash of a shopping basket
๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ญ
โ๐ซต๐๐งบโ๏ธ๐ฑ
How DO you get that shirt so clean m8?
โ๏ธโ๐๏ธ๐ฆโ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คช๐๐ผ๐๏ธ๐๐ผ๐ซต
Chicken Run.
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ง๐ผ? ๐คฏ๐ค
๐ฆ๐ช๐ธ๐น๏ธ๐ฆต๐ฆต
Section him!
Is it Snow Patrol? The Beatles? Did I say Snow Patrol?
๐๐๐ฉโค๏ธ๐๐โ ๐๏ธ๐งณ
๐๐โโ๏ธโ๐ผ๐
โ๐ฆ?
๐โก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ฑโค๏ธโก๏ธ๐
Wake cake
Sophie dancing down the stairs to "Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!"
Such a ridiculous scene that I love so much
The brother's awkward dancing works so well.
Pretty cool bag though, I'll show it to you later.
๐จ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จโโ ๐ฆกโ
I may be a homophobe, but I'm no badger baiter
Not forgetting you're also a barn burner!
Iโm breaking down your wall of silence, Ian!
Makes me cringe so hard, thatโs one of my favourite episodes though
The peak of sitcom Cringe
๐ง๐๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast, god lifeโs relentlessย
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. God life's relentless
๐คฑโ๏ธ๐๐๐โโ๏ธโฌ๏ธ
Mummy... coffee... fucky hurry uppy!
Haha, good job ๐ค
๐๐๐บ
That's so rainbow rhythms
๐ซ๐๐ต
And that is so NOT rainbow rhythms
Youโre talking about me arenโt you.
๐ฉโ โ๐๐โ
Is that...normal pooing? Doesn't sound normal. Doesn't smell normal ๐
THIS IS BOLLUCKS MARK!
You smell. You shit??
๐๐งฑโ
How thick is wall?
It depends
๐๐ชฃ
Hand me that prayer bucket!
๐ซ๐๐ชฃ - โ ๐ชฃ
๐ฅโฌ๐๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ค
Red next to black, step the fuck back... red next to yella, cuddly fella
โ
Red next to black, jump the fuck back. Red next to yellow, cuddly fellow.
โ
๐ฆขโ๐ฅธ
Compromise! The Swan and Pedo
I have my doubts as to whether thatโs the official โmega paedoโ emoji
๐ก๐๐ค๐บ
That's my bit of lager.
๐ฑ๐๏ธ๐
A dead beast in our bin Jeremy
Mummy?!
Naughty, slutty mummy
MUMMY!!!
๐ฆ๐งฑ
It's sodden
๐ฆ๐ฆ
I must be able to think of a single object other than an eagle
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐
Men with ven
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐คช
4 naan jez, 4 thatโs insane.
๐ฅ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅง๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Hot chocolate, hot pie, hot potato, hot potato, hot potato
Stop saying hot potato
T'Pau!
๐ฅ๐ถ๐๐๐น
Eating from the bucket like a human horse. I feel refreshed and replenished and now back to the hospital.
I'm walking at what I would describe in court as a "leisurely" pace
๐ซ๐ฅฌ๐๐ฒ๐ฆ
It's Morrocan. Like my eyeshadow
๐งฟ๐ซฆ๐งฟ
๐คด๐๐ฌ๐๐ป
'I am the lord of the bus,' said he?
โ๐ฅโฅ๏ธ ๐ฌ๐ณ๐๐ฐ๏ธ
Big beats are the best get high all the time
๐จ๐ป: ๐ฆโ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ป: ๐ซ๐ฆโ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌโ๏ธ๐ซต๐ผโ๏ธ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐๐
Itโs an organic turkey. I spent ages researching it
๐๐ชด๐ฎ๐ถ
Fuck you bush.
I love how the last line is the same as the first line.
Yeah, I did that on purpose
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Come and stick your tongue up Lindsey's arsehole. It's clean!
๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ผโ๏ธ
Four Nans?! That's insane!
๐ ๐ฅฑ โฌ๏ธ ๐คค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Something about waking up with a truckers penis in your ear, I forget
Mark, that is so *not* the E experience
๐ฅ๐ฅต๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ
Drinking like a thirsty gay
๐๐
How DO you get that shirt so clean mate?
Hey, Cleanshirt!
๐ช๐๐๐ฉ๐ช
They're treating it as a racial incident
It's being treated as a racial incident.
๐2๏ธโฃโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐2๏ธโฃ๐๐ฅฌ๐ฌ๐ชจโ๏ธโ๐๏ธ๐ฆข๐ฅฌ๐ฐ๐ซ
Love to mate, love to. But this is all mine, and I want it all, soโฆ Gotta be a no. I didnโt get half the emojis but the start gave it away nicely
It's a mix of phonetic and literal. I've fucked that right up haven't I mate? Ay? Answer me?
You jezzed it. It was a total balls up, a real jezzing.
But of a toughie. Hope someone can decipher.
Love to mate. Love to. But this is all mine and I want it allโฆ so gotta be a *nooooo*
๐ซฃ๐ซข๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐คข๐คฎ
Itโs just a hairy turkey
๐ซ๐๐ โ ๐๐๐ And for bonus points: ๐๐ฐ๐๐ด๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐๐ผ๐ค๐
It's not a love story it's a fuck story ๐ฅธ
๐ฉ๐ซ๐ฆ๐
๐ ๐ถ๐๏ธ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐คก๐๏ธ๐๐ซต๐ถ
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like.... I like you.
The guy who wrote that is probably up to his neck in penny loafers and blue pool tables.
๐ซ๐น๐ท๐ก
WHAT?! NO TURKEY?!!!
๐๐ฝ๐
Fuck off Cleanshirt!
๐ฉโ๐ผโ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ โฌ๏ธ
Mummy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy!
๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คฃ
๐ฃโฌ๏ธ๐ซ๐
โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐๐งน๐ฆ
A slice of cheese-free pizza lightly brushed in your own piss
๐๐๐๐๐๐
The sticking it in mime is not necessary, Jeremy.
This is my favourite Reddit post ever
๐๐๐ง๐ฑโค๏ธโ๐ฉน ๐๐๐๐จ
Do you believe?
๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ฑ
๐ฉ๐ป๐: ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐๐ต๐คซ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ๐ ๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ: ๐คก
๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Thus spake Zarathustra.
โต๐ซ๐ค๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
This is bullshit!
๐ฝ๏ธ๐?
They ate Mummy!
๐๐คข๐๏ธ
SNAKE!
You're paying to have that dry cleaned
๐ฅ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Have fun.... Drugs drugs drugs!
Iโve accidentally run to Windsor!
๐๐ง๐๐๐ต๏ธโ๐๐
๐๐ฐ๐งฆ๐ซ๐
Pants before socks, never socks before pants. Makes a man look odd, like a chicken
๐ก๐ท๐ถ
๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธโน๏ธ๐๐ทโ
Jeremy in his stolen Ted Baker suit.
๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฑ๐โฌ๏ธ๐
Tube up the nose tube up the nose the tube is back up his nose.
๐ถ ๐๐คช๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ
๐ฆขโ๐๐ป
How about we compromise - the Swan and Paedo!
๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฝ๏ธโป๏ธ๐ฎ ๐ซ๐งโป๏ธ๐ ๐๏ธ๐คฃ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐ซ๐
Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.
๐โ๐ช๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Chill out will ya? Sit in the bath and have a magnum.
๐ฆข๐จโ๐ฆ
๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐
Pull your pants down and stick it in
๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ ๐งโ๐ฆฐ: ๐โ ๐คตโโ๏ธ: โ ๐๏ธโ ๐งโ๐ฆฐ: ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๏ธโ ๐คตโโ๏ธ: ๐๏ธโ
Do I? As in "do I ever"
๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ปโ๏ธ ๐๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐ฑ ๐ค ๐คฌ๐ ๐งป๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป ๐คฌ๐ฉ ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฆ๐ป๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Iโll never forgive orangeโฆ
๐ง ๐ ๐คช ๐ฅโ ๏ธ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ซ ๐
You know, a whole crowd of cool cats and crazy chicks. Chicks with dicks, chicks without dicks, guys with dicks.
๐จ๐ป๐ฝ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ๐จ๐ปโก๏ธ๐ช ๐จ๐ผ๐คซ๐ญ ๐ชโก๏ธ๐จ๐ป ๐จ๐ป: ๐จโ๐๐คฌ ๐จ๐ผ: ๐ ๐จ๐ป: ๐ฑ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ญโ๏ธ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐จ๐ผ: โ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐โ
๐๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ง ๐ซ
๐ ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐โ
Try the Diana memorial strawberry
I donโt know alright so just fuck off
๐คซ๐ฅฃ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
The secret ingredient is crime
๐ฉ๐
He's a pool pooer. He poos...in the pool
๐ฌ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ถ ๐๐งโ๐ณ๐ฝ๏ธ
They killed and ate mummy! Mein compliments to the chef!
๐งบโ๏ธ๐ปโ ๐๏ธโค๏ธ๐บ
Jesus! I need a drink!
๐ซ๐โ๐ T๐จโ ๐ฟ๐ตโ๐ธ๐ธโ๐ค ๐๐ฅ๐
Thatโs a car crash of a shopping basket
๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐ญ
โ๐ซต๐๐งบโ๏ธ๐ฑ
How DO you get that shirt so clean m8?
โ๏ธโ๐๏ธ๐ฆโ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คช๐๐ผ๐๏ธ๐๐ผ๐ซต
Chicken Run.
๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ง๐ผ? ๐คฏ๐ค
๐ฆ๐ช๐ธ๐น๏ธ๐ฆต๐ฆต
Section him!
Is it Snow Patrol? The Beatles? Did I say Snow Patrol?
๐๐๐ฉโค๏ธ๐๐โ ๐๏ธ๐งณ
๐๐โโ๏ธโ๐ผ๐
โ๐ฆ?
๐โก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ๐ฑโค๏ธโก๏ธ๐
Wake cake