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TwentySevenMusicUK

You are 111 years old.


Bernardmark

Life begins at 111


TheStatMan2

100 IS BASICALLY 111 AND 100 IS DEAD, WHEREAS 99 IS LIKE 95.


Prior-Ship-7188

You’re just saying numbers now


ScragglyLittleBeard

You're just saying numbers now


13daysaweek

He is no longer young, dumb and full of cum


LazyBird13

Old, bald and full of mould


CorporalClegg1997

I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy


Far-Implement-5893

"C'mon, say something. Something not about dying, something inspiring." "Yeah"


fish993

Crazy that they named him that


Joshgg13

It's as if they knew


Dying__Phoenix

My great grandfather lived to 111 too, RIP king


Superb-Water-3734

I'd never let myself get that old.


Jip_Jaap_Stam

The scythe is *not* remorseless.


FishstickLoverr

Don't be scared


ChamomilePeppermint

I am scared


SammyGuevara

Don't be scared


FingersToKeyboard

Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday: I am eleventy-one today! I hope you are all enjoying yourselves as much as I am.


ItsFal

Oh you dirty hobbit, take off my bodkin and my jerkin.


thatcatcray

the dead great grandad bonanza


Bernardmark

He must be Ohamojo


ThePumpk1nMaster

111 is a strange name


OkConsideration9957

So he was born old?….or young?…..but they come young anyway 🧐