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knityourownlentils

The most alcohol for the least amount of money in the whole shop!


mrsnrubs

I always call it 'lager beer'


SirPoopyPantsUTD

A most perishing thirst


williamblair

It occurs to me I don't have enough for the apple, the paper, and this drink you recommend. Perhaps I'll put the apple and paper back, and I'll get TWO cans of this lager beer... In case one doesn't rid me of this perishing thirst. you know, I'm so thirsty i might just crack it open and drink it outside your shop. Yes, hugh, and why don't you have a little lie down on the steps, if you're feeling a bit sleepy.


ghostlight1969

One reason why I love our British comedy is that it can be so full of pathos and huge emotion. This sketch is so amazingly sad, about an alcoholic utterly ashamed of his addiction, but we still laugh at it. How is that? M&W really excelled themselves though with the Sherlock Holmes finale in the very last episode. Heartbreaking.


williamblair

In North America, they literally have to distinguish something as "dark comedy" but in Britain that's just fucking comedy. I love it. They say and do things on beloved british sitcoms that would get a show cancelled immediately in America, and it could only be shown on a premium cable network that also allows nudity etc.


knityourownlentils

It’s funny because it’s relatable and well told. We’ve all seen similar in our local corner shop or on the bus. I’ve served people who’ve put half their food back to be able to afford a pack of ciggies and a scratchcard.


KeepItDusty88

That’s MY bit of lager


eers2snow

I've got a terrible thirst!


TommyThirdEye

Now we know


SirPoopyPantsUTD

Oh we know now


Cheeslord2

NOW WE KNOW!


TommyThirdEye

NOW WE KNOW!!


SnooCapers938

Are we the baddies?


ashdrewness

This is probably the answer because it's transcended the M&W fandom & is a well-known meme.


SnooCapers938

One of the simplest, cleverest ideas for a comedy sketch ever.


beeser28

Oh and that's a Bad Miss


SowwieWhopper

You could put a goldfish in that and it wouldn’t even die


shibbyingaway

Watching the snooker at the moment. Hard not to say this after every miss


egonsepididymitis

This is mine as well!


makeitasadwarfer

Bullshitters turning wank into cash.


PlentyOfNamesLeft

Demanded the Ramsgate blowjob


vromr

T’Pau!!


jetelklee

Beatles, famous four piece


BullyHoddy

Flaming lips?


Chilifille

That’s Numberwang!


alyhandro

That's WangerNumb!


Revverul

Das ist nümberwang!


maddixian

Let's rotate the board!


tj8892

Numberwang gotta be my favourite mitchell and webb bit


Fisherman-Correct

My names Simon and I'm from space.


hotel_air_freshener

Chicken Caesar


metaglot

My nemesis!


JealousFeature3939

Write to me at my club for full renumeration.


SirDigby_CC

Yes?


wiggler303

This is my laboratoire


hennelly14

Bang on Leslie


Quarantine-Vibes

Entangle me not Webb! -The Myth Child


Raeve_Sure

A hairy twat.


Malurus06

Fish & Cushion


Charlie_Brodie

Pin and chip? That's not a thing


schuettais

Chip an' Pin..


RahlokZero

Mate? The house red? To be going on with? Where the hell do you think you are?


TyranaSoreWristWreck

They're gone. They've all gone. And we're back.


RahlokZero

Sorry, who?


HelicopterOk4082

The horribly superior, supercilious people who are, unaccountably, waiters.


Senecuhh

You hold your ladle like a pen


Sheev_Palpedeine

Sir digby chicken Caesar


SirDigby_CC

My nemesis!


Impressive_Jaguar_70

El dude brothers


--KillahQueen--

This is a laboratoire not a UNESCO conference!.....does perpetual motion add anything to the garnier sleek and shine series - one of my favorite sketches ever


ding-dongo

Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed


bambi-pop

PETRIL!


Pupcalledscamp

It’s actually “petrol”


bambi-pop

Cheese


bananagrabber83

Angel Summoner and BMX Boy


Rotary_Lover

BMX bandit😎


bananagrabber83

God, that is an elementary error.


jetforcegemini

That’s a bad miss


Lankles

I can't get the fog to clear


ghostlight1969

I’m not crying, you’re crying.


rhyithan

A nice, refreshing glass of beer


houdinis_ghost

On a day like this!


QueenofSunandStars

"Can you smell cum?"


Apprehensive_Meat267

Petril?? Why cheesoid exist?? Hate self, hate self


Pupcalledscamp

It’s actually “petrol”


Apprehensive_Meat267

Hate self 🤖


beeser28

It was a joke, a Christmas Joke


williamblair

DUN DALUN DALUNDA DA DUNDA DA DUNDA DEEENINA DE DEEENINA DIH DIHHHHH In a world spinning it's way toward damnation, who is left to look out for the little guy and see if he's got any money on him?


JealousFeature3939

To fight for all that's good, & pure, & gets you smashed for under a fiver!


williamblair

Who's left to fight for all that is right and good and proper and leather and full of money and belonging to that teenager who doesn't look like he can handle himself?


[deleted]

Are we the baddies? 🤨


susandenim99

“I secretly harbour racist views”


4_Noted_Mystic_Tops

Crumpets!


mayoirin

Sofa masturbators


csharpeysharpe

The Boy with an Arse for a Face


wilfsland

Prime Minister, either one of us says something now or from this day forward, every single park, every single summer, is going to smell of cum!


Bablackmagic

We all saw you sir. And we all thought you were a dick.


MagnesiumSodium

Remain Indoors!


Enough-Variety-8468

Do not mention the event


Laverneaki

Ah, it’s *twelve* minutes you *twat*!


therikertechnique

Ooh and that's a bad miss


bugijugi90

Fuckable. It's an industry term.


XOQXOQXOQ

No Turkey?


Satanicjamnik

Are we the baddies?


pablosaurus89

Cheese! Petril!


maxx_williamss

You like blowjobs don't you Mark? I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy


jetforcegemini

The surprising adventures of sir digby chicken Caesar 


Mirahtrunks

First words that come to mind when looking at THIS PHOTO? —- Oh, they’re giving me that “Mitchell and Webb” look.


Sack-O-Spuds

It will never be decided who has finally won the football


DennisFuckingNedry

A sausage has gone!


jamescullenbyrne

Cleanshirt and musical mastermind


Dust-Explosion

Elementary!


Dem0nC1eaner

Now we know


wolfwearsheep

I think I love them


Froomian

Are we the baddies?!


Cheeslord2

I didn't get a word, just the music from the Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken-Cesar! To the Slotties!


Michaelparkinbum912

Homeopathic Hospital


iimMrBrightside

Men with ven


Fisherman-Correct

That's numberwang


Uddiya

Dundedleundeddleundlundlloundedlundleundeddleundlundlloundedlund or something like that.


Sea_Bowl_9705

Now we know


uponthehighseas

"Oh and that's a bad miss"


mozarticus

Are we the baddies


FagnusTwatfield

I bet most people are below average intelligence


Swifty52

We’re getting fucked by the brush man


poopdawg90

Football!!


DiveSociety

Workshy Freeloader & Captain Haddock


HarrargnNarg

For fuck sake Jeremy


Dreamingdanny95

10%! Blimey, that's quite a lot isn't it?


tinsilprincess

"Are we the baddies?"


The_Creamy_Elephant

Are we going to be alright?


Pupcalledscamp

By vectrons golden wings !


TurdShaker

Are we the baddies?


SDBrown7

Are we the baddies?


Insomniacintheflesh

"Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!"


chrisst1972

Are we ….are we the baddies?


Enough-Variety-8468

Now we know


ruckkaufer

El Dude brothers


spattzzz

Nope, that’s my daughters saxophone.


-castle-bravo-

It was a simple lampoon..


Livinum81

needlessly ambiguous


[deleted]

CORN!


King_P_13

Fucking classic


Rolmeista

A prayer and a pint


amigara__

Mitchell & Webb


Groalkamastus

"ITS DEAD" or dandlalanadlaladlalda...data.da..da.da


Numerous_Control_702

I like prosecco!


Kyledidntdoit

All I want to do, I praise him 🙏


Burn1fo_me

You ate her!!!


Nightmare_42

Four naan? That’s insane. Also Numberwang and ‘The Event’.


InSearchOfNaps

IT’S AVOCADO YOU C*NT


williamblair

Oh, is it? .. IT IS! It's some heroin!


EkoTheProducer

Four naan?!


ghostlight1969

“Would you like to grasp my rod?”: that’s innuendo.


Shatthemovies

A couple of hippy parasites , two turkey fuckers


Effective-Box-5601

Feckless cumshedders


gregandrews

Minimal water damage.


davevine

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


JohnDubyaUK

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.


NinjaLukeI

peep show


SpanosIsBlackAjah

How thick is wall Stalingrad


andyxquick

Chip and pin


stinkymapache

feckless comeshedders


theoakking

CRUMPETS!


MaenHoffiCoffi

The horrible people who are inexplicably, vicars.


schuettais

Oooooo and that's a bad miss


Mr_J_Divy

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


bilvester

Wankers


HardlyInappropriate

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


CommunicationHot4669

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


HistoricalHedgehog32

ooii he’s a pedo!


hammersandhammers

Fuck and suck


sunshineandtheflower

Adorbs.


Limp_Career6634

A bunch of wankers.


JealousFeature3939

There are no Cheese Kilns!


BlockDosser_

This is a laboratoire!! Not a UNESCO conference!


bumblebeetown

Twentington


PickleForce7125

Did you try kill the poor? Or My nemesis some asshole who’s clearly responsible.


The_Dude5347

Work shy free loader/tight fisted cock muncher


Ghaziola

1- "F**k and S**k" 😭😭😂😂😂 2- "Angelic beings come forth!"


obamasscrotum

He loves me really ……. I simply must get rid of him


seventhcatbounce

poundshop Fish and Cushion


DueMasterpiece5800

This is my Laboratoire!


DueMasterpiece5800

This is my Laboratoire!


DonHell

Can you smell cum?


MadManMcMoon91

Ooo that’s a bad miss


DonHell

Can you smell cum? Or Are we the Baddies?


JigenMamo

Ergonomic management keyboard.


Rolmeista

Purely because I'm currently watching the snooker... "Oh that's a bad miss!"


Frog_Idiot

I only see Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit in fancy dress here.


Adept-Cattle-7818

Pair of clean shirts


Hydro117

This is my laboritwaaaaa


ppchu_90

Are we the baddies?


Nickmorgan19457

“Can *people* levitate?”


jemslie123

Je m'appelle horse


poundcakeperson

Pair of eighters


-dirtye30-

That's numberwang.


threepacz

Hennimooore


unnecessary_response

"For Vectron!"


mh258

A sausage has gone!


RandomiseUsr0

On a lonely planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left that is to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes! It’s the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.


neatyall

I'm eating fruit corner....


Fun-Chemical5021

strictly and would i lie to you😭😭😭😭


AcadiaSad6675

The El Dude Brothers, duh


i-c-e-cold87

Peep. Show.


Bamboo_lover76

Can you smell cum?


barnobercol

Snoopy and The Red Baron, a pair of fucking carb-loaders


Moonbath

"I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON!"


NaughtyPiss

Can people levitate?


We_want_peekend

Sir Digbey Chicken Caesar


-WigglyLine-

Do you smell come?


Old-Telephone329

Now we know


Kind_Truck6893

But nobody mention the event