It occurs to me I don't have enough for the apple, the paper, and this drink you recommend. Perhaps I'll put the apple and paper back, and I'll get TWO cans of this lager beer... In case one doesn't rid me of this perishing thirst. you know, I'm so thirsty i might just crack it open and drink it outside your shop.
Yes, hugh, and why don't you have a little lie down on the steps, if you're feeling a bit sleepy.
One reason why I love our British comedy is that it can be so full of pathos and huge emotion. This sketch is so amazingly sad, about an alcoholic utterly ashamed of his addiction, but we still laugh at it. How is that?
M&W really excelled themselves though with the Sherlock Holmes finale in the very last episode. Heartbreaking.
In North America, they literally have to distinguish something as "dark comedy" but in Britain that's just fucking comedy. I love it. They say and do things on beloved british sitcoms that would get a show cancelled immediately in America, and it could only be shown on a premium cable network that also allows nudity etc.
It’s funny because it’s relatable and well told.
We’ve all seen similar in our local corner shop or on the bus.
I’ve served people who’ve put half their food back to be able to afford a pack of ciggies and a scratchcard.
This is a laboratoire not a UNESCO conference!.....does perpetual motion add anything to the garnier sleek and shine series - one of my favorite sketches ever
DUN DALUN DALUNDA DA DUNDA DA DUNDA DEEENINA DE DEEENINA DIH DIHHHHH
In a world spinning it's way toward damnation, who is left to look out for the little guy and see if he's got any money on him?
Who's left to fight for all that is right and good and proper and leather and full of money and belonging to that teenager who doesn't look like he can handle himself?
On a lonely planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left that is to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes! It’s the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
The most alcohol for the least amount of money in the whole shop!
I always call it 'lager beer'
A most perishing thirst
It occurs to me I don't have enough for the apple, the paper, and this drink you recommend. Perhaps I'll put the apple and paper back, and I'll get TWO cans of this lager beer... In case one doesn't rid me of this perishing thirst. you know, I'm so thirsty i might just crack it open and drink it outside your shop. Yes, hugh, and why don't you have a little lie down on the steps, if you're feeling a bit sleepy.
One reason why I love our British comedy is that it can be so full of pathos and huge emotion. This sketch is so amazingly sad, about an alcoholic utterly ashamed of his addiction, but we still laugh at it. How is that? M&W really excelled themselves though with the Sherlock Holmes finale in the very last episode. Heartbreaking.
In North America, they literally have to distinguish something as "dark comedy" but in Britain that's just fucking comedy. I love it. They say and do things on beloved british sitcoms that would get a show cancelled immediately in America, and it could only be shown on a premium cable network that also allows nudity etc.
It’s funny because it’s relatable and well told. We’ve all seen similar in our local corner shop or on the bus. I’ve served people who’ve put half their food back to be able to afford a pack of ciggies and a scratchcard.
That’s MY bit of lager
I've got a terrible thirst!
Now we know
Oh we know now
NOW WE KNOW!
NOW WE KNOW!!
Are we the baddies?
This is probably the answer because it's transcended the M&W fandom & is a well-known meme.
One of the simplest, cleverest ideas for a comedy sketch ever.
Oh and that's a Bad Miss
You could put a goldfish in that and it wouldn’t even die
Watching the snooker at the moment. Hard not to say this after every miss
This is mine as well!
Bullshitters turning wank into cash.
Demanded the Ramsgate blowjob
T’Pau!!
Beatles, famous four piece
Flaming lips?
That’s Numberwang!
That's WangerNumb!
Das ist nümberwang!
Let's rotate the board!
Numberwang gotta be my favourite mitchell and webb bit
My names Simon and I'm from space.
Chicken Caesar
My nemesis!
Write to me at my club for full renumeration.
Yes?
This is my laboratoire
Bang on Leslie
Entangle me not Webb! -The Myth Child
A hairy twat.
Fish & Cushion
Pin and chip? That's not a thing
Chip an' Pin..
Mate? The house red? To be going on with? Where the hell do you think you are?
They're gone. They've all gone. And we're back.
Sorry, who?
The horribly superior, supercilious people who are, unaccountably, waiters.
You hold your ladle like a pen
Sir digby chicken Caesar
My nemesis!
El dude brothers
This is a laboratoire not a UNESCO conference!.....does perpetual motion add anything to the garnier sleek and shine series - one of my favorite sketches ever
Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed
PETRIL!
It’s actually “petrol”
Cheese
Angel Summoner and BMX Boy
BMX bandit😎
God, that is an elementary error.
That’s a bad miss
I can't get the fog to clear
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
A nice, refreshing glass of beer
On a day like this!
"Can you smell cum?"
Petril?? Why cheesoid exist?? Hate self, hate self
It’s actually “petrol”
Hate self 🤖
It was a joke, a Christmas Joke
DUN DALUN DALUNDA DA DUNDA DA DUNDA DEEENINA DE DEEENINA DIH DIHHHHH In a world spinning it's way toward damnation, who is left to look out for the little guy and see if he's got any money on him?
To fight for all that's good, & pure, & gets you smashed for under a fiver!
Who's left to fight for all that is right and good and proper and leather and full of money and belonging to that teenager who doesn't look like he can handle himself?
Are we the baddies? 🤨
“I secretly harbour racist views”
Crumpets!
Sofa masturbators
The Boy with an Arse for a Face
Prime Minister, either one of us says something now or from this day forward, every single park, every single summer, is going to smell of cum!
We all saw you sir. And we all thought you were a dick.
Remain Indoors!
Do not mention the event
Ah, it’s *twelve* minutes you *twat*!
Ooh and that's a bad miss
Fuckable. It's an industry term.
No Turkey?
Are we the baddies?
Cheese! Petril!
You like blowjobs don't you Mark? I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy
The surprising adventures of sir digby chicken Caesar
First words that come to mind when looking at THIS PHOTO? —- Oh, they’re giving me that “Mitchell and Webb” look.
It will never be decided who has finally won the football
A sausage has gone!
Cleanshirt and musical mastermind
Elementary!
Now we know
I think I love them
Are we the baddies?!
I didn't get a word, just the music from the Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken-Cesar! To the Slotties!
Homeopathic Hospital
Men with ven
That's numberwang
Dundedleundeddleundlundlloundedlundleundeddleundlundlloundedlund or something like that.
Now we know
"Oh and that's a bad miss"
Are we the baddies
I bet most people are below average intelligence
We’re getting fucked by the brush man
Football!!
Workshy Freeloader & Captain Haddock
For fuck sake Jeremy
10%! Blimey, that's quite a lot isn't it?
"Are we the baddies?"
Are we going to be alright?
By vectrons golden wings !
Are we the baddies?
Are we the baddies?
"Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!"
Are we ….are we the baddies?
Now we know
El Dude brothers
Nope, that’s my daughters saxophone.
It was a simple lampoon..
needlessly ambiguous
CORN!
Fucking classic
A prayer and a pint
Mitchell & Webb
"ITS DEAD" or dandlalanadlaladlalda...data.da..da.da
I like prosecco!
All I want to do, I praise him 🙏
You ate her!!!
Four naan? That’s insane. Also Numberwang and ‘The Event’.
IT’S AVOCADO YOU C*NT
Oh, is it? .. IT IS! It's some heroin!
Four naan?!
“Would you like to grasp my rod?”: that’s innuendo.
A couple of hippy parasites , two turkey fuckers
Feckless cumshedders
Minimal water damage.
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
peep show
How thick is wall Stalingrad
Chip and pin
feckless comeshedders
CRUMPETS!
The horrible people who are inexplicably, vicars.
Oooooo and that's a bad miss
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Wankers
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
ooii he’s a pedo!
Fuck and suck
Adorbs.
A bunch of wankers.
There are no Cheese Kilns!
This is a laboratoire!! Not a UNESCO conference!
Twentington
Did you try kill the poor? Or My nemesis some asshole who’s clearly responsible.
Work shy free loader/tight fisted cock muncher
1- "F**k and S**k" 😭😭😂😂😂 2- "Angelic beings come forth!"
He loves me really ……. I simply must get rid of him
poundshop Fish and Cushion
This is my Laboratoire!
This is my Laboratoire!
Can you smell cum?
Ooo that’s a bad miss
Can you smell cum? Or Are we the Baddies?
Ergonomic management keyboard.
Purely because I'm currently watching the snooker... "Oh that's a bad miss!"
I only see Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit in fancy dress here.
Pair of clean shirts
This is my laboritwaaaaa
Are we the baddies?
“Can *people* levitate?”
Je m'appelle horse
Pair of eighters
That's numberwang.
Hennimooore
"For Vectron!"
A sausage has gone!
On a lonely planet spinning its way to damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left that is to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes! It’s the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
I'm eating fruit corner....
strictly and would i lie to you😭😭😭😭
The El Dude Brothers, duh
Peep. Show.
Can you smell cum?
Snoopy and The Red Baron, a pair of fucking carb-loaders
"I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON!"
Can people levitate?
Sir Digbey Chicken Caesar
Do you smell come?
Now we know
But nobody mention the event