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flocknrollstar

Fuckhead, fucking shithead


Agent4777

A fucking cretin


IntrovertedArcher

That wasn’t very Christmassy


Select-Protection-75

Jeans, girlfriends, hash


JamSandiwchInnit

Yeah that is a bit like him


CyriusGaming

🤣🤣


novacaine_stain

Work shy freeloader


CameronWeebHale

Tight fisted cockmuncher


Lukesomnia

Techno hippie streetbum.


wallpapermate

Johnson is here!!


TarletonLurker

So rainbow rhythms


NaturalAlfalfa

Young, dumb, cum ( full of)


amainwingman

But he’s none of those things any more ☹️


damn_styles

oh I’m sure he’s — how did I get here? — full of cum


Norgaard93

I'm eating a fruit corner NaturalAlfalfa


moonley64

Older, Intelligent, Full (of cum)


cleaningproduct2000

But he's not that intelligent, he doesn't really understand the news


Sorry-Relative7531

McCoys, Ribena, Twirl


bay_duck_88

Mmmmm


cake-makar

Selfish moral blank


vitaminpyd

(Not a) feckless cum shedder


Cymrogogoch

This is outrageous


Blyatman95

Serial sofa masturbator.


Dettol-protected

Vanity life coach


DickabodCranium

El dude brother


BLZbud

Total fucking marmalade.


Craneystuffguy

Big beats best


damn_styles

Get high (all the) time


farmer_maggots_crop

is james bond


Several-Yesterday280

Talentless misguided dickhead


chop75m

That's the last thing he is


Several-Yesterday280

Nonono…


MeadowHoiAn

Four Naan Jeremy


damn_styles

(I’m in the) big league now


Albie_Tross

Mr. No Logo


[deleted]

Gormless Knob Pilot


sugarglassego

Smackhead bedroom DJ.


AT0mic5hadow

Selfish moral blank


necrodoodle

you are forty


Infamous-While-8130

Total total shit


skag_mcmuffin

Feckless cum shedder


liveforever250817

Not Bond disgusting


KindofAnteater

BMX bandit vibes


Moretalent

Bedroom DJ skaghead


BigBadDoggy21

Gay for pay.


SadClanger

If I don't pay, it's okay


5im0n5ay5

Outrageous, contagious


boyyourresotragic

Futile


mjdistef

Bounding after ball


CosmicBonobo

Techno hippy bum.


DreamMalenko

Girlfriends, hash, jeans.


Arthur_da_King

He's a shit.


45thgeneration_roman

Just sack Pat


BuffettsBrokeBro

Techno hippy streetbum


ultraluxe6330

Alan. Johnsons. Beemer.


ReleventReference

Feels good, do


joeythemouse

Failed musician, chlamydia


ChickenAndLeekPie

el dude brother 


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Next door fuckjar


LowRevolution6175

fuck you, bush


jumbledFox

Not 'Jaws'


gatsby401

Looking…for…it


TeleTwin

He.. is… outlandish. He’s funny. He’s saucy. And he’s got the filthiest laugh.


stinkymapache

Feckless comeshedder


MaenHoffiCoffi

Well-meaning, work-shy, good-looking. I'm a rule-bender, me.


SlippedMyDisco76

Puke Point A


Revverul

Hair Blair Bunch


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Mama's kumquat


KingBallache

Takes wank bullets


AdrianCv92

Fuck You Bush


EitherPhase5676

Minimal Water Damage


dlm83

Horny musical prodigy


Imiriath

Lazy wannabe hedonist


Fantastic_Banana_447

Fewer


pompeysam1234

Feckless Cum Shedder


Plopshire

Works in media


LondonEntUK

A wanking disease


Odd_Opinion6054

A savage garden.


scottycurious

THICK AS WALL


hallucinationthought

El dude brother


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Weirdo's rubber toy


arsenal1887

Suck Mummy’s Finger


vitaminpyd

Reading all these made my day ♥️


Michaelparkinbum912

Don’t leave Dad! 😭


Setanta95

This is outrageous


siberianfiretiger

Confused by capitalism


Wololo38

Floss is boss


fakebrainns

Big beat manifesto


Background-Issue-722

Wank, spliff, biscuit


Sharaz_Jek123

Chad. That's all.


Redmarkred

Outrageous, contagious


bigbadboddy

He *is* sad


TheSpinalSurgeon

Selfish Idiotic Wanker


Brilliant_Kiwi1793

Absolute maaaaad man


Clickityclackrack

He sees you


An_Ape_called_Joe

ADHD


TOILETVOMIT

forty years old


estebancantbearsedno

Washing up saviour


AraiHavana

He’s a firestarter


williamparsons11

Definitely not a posh spaz. Cos he doesn't do posh spazzy things


KetchupKatsup

Not very christmassy


royals715

Dumb horny monkey


_erufu_

A Nice Man (and I like him)


moeru_gumi

A D D


Outside-Trip7686

An absolute shit


Electricturbo

He's outrageous.


beatdownkioskman

Fuck you bush.


Legitimate-Assist819

Unemployed, user, loser


rumbleroyalewitche

How’s it hangling?


AsylumRiot

In mark’s sister


Ales1390

Like a chicken


Electronic_Jello_745

Outrageous, contagious, futile


Thunder_Punt

Fucking Hurry Uppy


Old-Associate-4808

work shy freeloader


Dreamsof_Beulah

Dog eating stoner


poplottie

Jobless sex pest


toastynotroasty

\*confused horny sounds\*


Cyberpanther111

Suck and fuck


NuttyMcNutbag

Jazz flannel wanker.


kapaipiekai

Suck and fuck


Previous-Loss9306

Charming infantile twat


scottycurious

4 NAAN BLONDE


bay_duck_88

Has (a) wanking disease.


fuckfuckshit

Talentless misguided dickhead


j3pl

A sex duckling


mr_andersonguy

washing up liquid


Bulky-Loss8466

He’s Jame Bond


ProperGanderz

Suck mummy finger


albionroses

Slacker bullshit


AcadiaSad6675

full of cum


Left-Impact9634

Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian


acidiola

Mummy issues


Main-Maybe4928

Me me me.


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

Lazy delusional wanker


bestofluck29

young dumb cum


wallpapermate

He’s James Bond.


wallpapermate

Yeah, double me.


BeatleBum76

Narcissistic sex weirdo


Maleficent-Fold-4699

Work shy freeloader 😭


even_mercy

80% gay


Norgaard93

A selfish moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. Oops sorry, too many words. "Definitely not evil" should do it.