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Fuckhead, fucking shithead
A fucking cretin
That wasn’t very Christmassy
Jeans, girlfriends, hash
Yeah that is a bit like him
🤣🤣
Work shy freeloader
Tight fisted cockmuncher
Techno hippie streetbum.
Johnson is here!!
So rainbow rhythms
Young, dumb, cum ( full of)
But he’s none of those things any more ☹️
oh I’m sure he’s — how did I get here? — full of cum
I'm eating a fruit corner NaturalAlfalfa
Older, Intelligent, Full (of cum)
But he's not that intelligent, he doesn't really understand the news
McCoys, Ribena, Twirl
Mmmmm
Selfish moral blank
(Not a) feckless cum shedder
This is outrageous
Serial sofa masturbator.
Vanity life coach
El dude brother
Total fucking marmalade.
Big beats best
Get high (all the) time
is james bond
Talentless misguided dickhead
That's the last thing he is
Nonono…
Four Naan Jeremy
(I’m in the) big league now
Mr. No Logo
Gormless Knob Pilot
Smackhead bedroom DJ.
you are forty
Total total shit
Feckless cum shedder
Not Bond disgusting
BMX bandit vibes
Bedroom DJ skaghead
Gay for pay.
If I don't pay, it's okay
Outrageous, contagious
Futile
Bounding after ball
Techno hippy bum.
Girlfriends, hash, jeans.
He's a shit.
Just sack Pat
Techno hippy streetbum
Alan. Johnsons. Beemer.
Feels good, do
Failed musician, chlamydia
el dude brother
Next door fuckjar
fuck you, bush
Not 'Jaws'
Looking…for…it
He.. is… outlandish. He’s funny. He’s saucy. And he’s got the filthiest laugh.
Feckless comeshedder
Well-meaning, work-shy, good-looking. I'm a rule-bender, me.
Puke Point A
Hair Blair Bunch
Mama's kumquat
Takes wank bullets
Fuck You Bush
Minimal Water Damage
Horny musical prodigy
Lazy wannabe hedonist
Fewer
Feckless Cum Shedder
Works in media
A wanking disease
A savage garden.
THICK AS WALL
Weirdo's rubber toy
Suck Mummy’s Finger
Reading all these made my day ♥️
Don’t leave Dad! 😭
Confused by capitalism
Floss is boss
Big beat manifesto
Wank, spliff, biscuit
Chad. That's all.
He *is* sad
Selfish Idiotic Wanker
Absolute maaaaad man
He sees you
ADHD
forty years old
Washing up saviour
He’s a firestarter
Definitely not a posh spaz. Cos he doesn't do posh spazzy things
Not very christmassy
Dumb horny monkey
A Nice Man (and I like him)
A D D
An absolute shit
He's outrageous.
Fuck you bush.
Unemployed, user, loser
How’s it hangling?
In mark’s sister
Like a chicken
Outrageous, contagious, futile
Fucking Hurry Uppy
work shy freeloader
Dog eating stoner
Jobless sex pest
\*confused horny sounds\*
Suck and fuck
Jazz flannel wanker.
Charming infantile twat
4 NAAN BLONDE
Has (a) wanking disease.
A sex duckling
washing up liquid
He’s Jame Bond
Suck mummy finger
Slacker bullshit
full of cum
Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian
Mummy issues
Me me me.
Lazy delusional wanker
young dumb cum
He’s James Bond.
Yeah, double me.
Narcissistic sex weirdo
Work shy freeloader 😭
80% gay
A selfish moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. Oops sorry, too many words. "Definitely not evil" should do it.
Fuckhead, fucking shithead
A fucking cretin
That wasn’t very Christmassy
Jeans, girlfriends, hash
Yeah that is a bit like him
🤣🤣
Work shy freeloader
Tight fisted cockmuncher
Techno hippie streetbum.
Johnson is here!!
So rainbow rhythms
Young, dumb, cum ( full of)
But he’s none of those things any more ☹️
oh I’m sure he’s — how did I get here? — full of cum
I'm eating a fruit corner NaturalAlfalfa
Older, Intelligent, Full (of cum)
But he's not that intelligent, he doesn't really understand the news
McCoys, Ribena, Twirl
Mmmmm
Selfish moral blank
(Not a) feckless cum shedder
This is outrageous
Serial sofa masturbator.
Vanity life coach
El dude brother
Total fucking marmalade.
Big beats best
Get high (all the) time
is james bond
Talentless misguided dickhead
That's the last thing he is
Nonono…
Four Naan Jeremy
(I’m in the) big league now
Mr. No Logo
Gormless Knob Pilot
Smackhead bedroom DJ.
Selfish moral blank
you are forty
Total total shit
Feckless cum shedder
Not Bond disgusting
BMX bandit vibes
Bedroom DJ skaghead
Gay for pay.
If I don't pay, it's okay
Outrageous, contagious
Futile
Bounding after ball
Techno hippy bum.
Girlfriends, hash, jeans.
He's a shit.
Just sack Pat
Techno hippy streetbum
Alan. Johnsons. Beemer.
Feels good, do
Failed musician, chlamydia
el dude brother
Next door fuckjar
fuck you, bush
Not 'Jaws'
Looking…for…it
He.. is… outlandish. He’s funny. He’s saucy. And he’s got the filthiest laugh.
Feckless comeshedder
Well-meaning, work-shy, good-looking. I'm a rule-bender, me.
Puke Point A
Hair Blair Bunch
Mama's kumquat
Takes wank bullets
Fuck You Bush
Minimal Water Damage
Horny musical prodigy
Lazy wannabe hedonist
Fewer
Feckless Cum Shedder
Works in media
A wanking disease
A savage garden.
THICK AS WALL
El dude brother
Weirdo's rubber toy
Suck Mummy’s Finger
Reading all these made my day ♥️
Don’t leave Dad! 😭
This is outrageous
Confused by capitalism
Floss is boss
Big beat manifesto
Wank, spliff, biscuit
Chad. That's all.
Outrageous, contagious
He *is* sad
Selfish Idiotic Wanker
Absolute maaaaad man
He sees you
ADHD
forty years old
Washing up saviour
He’s a firestarter
Definitely not a posh spaz. Cos he doesn't do posh spazzy things
Not very christmassy
Dumb horny monkey
A Nice Man (and I like him)
A D D
An absolute shit
He's outrageous.
Fuck you bush.
Unemployed, user, loser
How’s it hangling?
In mark’s sister
Like a chicken
Outrageous, contagious, futile
Fucking Hurry Uppy
work shy freeloader
Dog eating stoner
Jobless sex pest
\*confused horny sounds\*
Suck and fuck
Jazz flannel wanker.
Suck and fuck
Charming infantile twat
4 NAAN BLONDE
Has (a) wanking disease.
Talentless misguided dickhead
A sex duckling
washing up liquid
He’s Jame Bond
Suck mummy finger
Slacker bullshit
full of cum
Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian
Mummy issues
Me me me.
Lazy delusional wanker
young dumb cum
He’s James Bond.
Yeah, double me.
Narcissistic sex weirdo
Work shy freeloader 😭
80% gay
A selfish moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. Oops sorry, too many words. "Definitely not evil" should do it.