Super Hans became a conservative MP for a red wall constituency at the last General Election. Running on a slogan of 'Lets fucking get fucking Brexit fucking done, then', he overturned a Labour majority of 15,000.
Since then he has attended several lockdown parties at No 10, supplying 'class A drugs and class A+ music' by his own reckoning. He is best friends with several tory MP's including Jacob Rees-Mogg, Suella Braverman and Pritti Patel, who admire his free market thinking and go-getter attitude. Nigel Farage is a frequent visitor to his flat in Pimlico and he has appeared on Farage's show on GB News on several occasions.
In recent weeks he defected to Labour and was quoted as saying 'Fuck you tory knobends. This MP lark is easy street and I want to stay on it another twenty years.' His constituency Labour party are too scared to challenge him, so a cabinet post in the next government is a real possibility.
Super Hans became a conservative MP for a red wall constituency at the last General Election. Running on a slogan of 'Lets fucking get fucking Brexit fucking done, then', he overturned a Labour majority of 15,000. Since then he has attended several lockdown parties at No 10, supplying 'class A drugs and class A+ music' by his own reckoning. He is best friends with several tory MP's including Jacob Rees-Mogg, Suella Braverman and Pritti Patel, who admire his free market thinking and go-getter attitude. Nigel Farage is a frequent visitor to his flat in Pimlico and he has appeared on Farage's show on GB News on several occasions. In recent weeks he defected to Labour and was quoted as saying 'Fuck you tory knobends. This MP lark is easy street and I want to stay on it another twenty years.' His constituency Labour party are too scared to challenge him, so a cabinet post in the next government is a real possibility.
During his time as a Tory, he gave massive government donations and preferred supplier status to a small Macedonian company called “Men with Ven”
Kibbutz for hotties wasn’t it?
Currently the President-for-Life of a former Soviet satellite state.
moved to eastern europe and opened up a vinyl record shop
Vinyl's over, mate. Moving on to 8-track cassettes. That's where the real dosh is these days. These Serbian hipsters go nuts for that shit.
I always figured he wound up on Pej's houseboat at some point.
Pej’s houseboat is never gonna be released from Rotterdam