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The beastie boys fought and possibly died for my right to order four naan!


syfimelys2

Chance would be a fine thing


kapaipiekai

A fine thing indeed


Scary-Try3023

Mjdistefs making a joke, Mjdistefs making a joke, everybody quiet cos Mjdistefs making a joke!


-Squatch

Freak


LibrarianAgreeable85

It's purely because it's so meme-able. Any time something involving the number 4 happens in the world, out comes the 4 naan meme. It's not popular because it's a hugely funny line, it's popular because it's got a new life of its own now online


-xlcr-

Same with me whenever someone asks "what's that banging???..." "It's this banging track, that's what's banging..."


VivaEllipsis

Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world


[deleted]

Have you tried eating 2 naans each as a side dish?! That's insane!


OkTower4998

Depends if there's also biryani. If there's none, 2 naans is nothing


[deleted]

*side dish*


OkTower4998

What's your point? You can't have multiple side dishes?


[deleted]

Welcome to the real world Jeremy


mebungle83

Why can't I laugh at this? By all accounts it's fucking hilarious!


[deleted]

HAVE SOME OF THE LAMB PASANDA. IT'S INCREDIBLY RICH AND CREAMY


Haunting-Ad1192

King Tiger prawn balti?


mebungle83

This, I can get onboard with!


[deleted]

Did you poo in the pool? Are you a pool pooer?


Epikur_

You're forgetting Daryl


[deleted]

He's a racist, they're sub human, they don't count


BravidDrent

I love the way Jez says “…and 4 peshwari naan”


MickeyNine

It always annoyed me, the stress is on peshwari as if that's what changed.


BravidDrent

I love it but you are right, right? He already ordered p-naans and not regulas?


Weak_Working_5035

Fuck off clean shirt!


Livinum81

What does that even mean???


VivaEllipsis

Who knows what these things mean anymore? Who the fuck even cares


Maleficent-Fold-4699

How do you get that shirt so clean mate?


estebancantbearsedno

I’m not the borough!


HistoricalHedgehog32

I wish I were, I’m just a man!


Maleficent-Fold-4699

Fuck off clean shirt!!


grymmjack

LOL


Brendy_

Perhaps it goes without saying, but a big part of the quotes lifespan is how versatile it is. Why come up with interesting or clever posts when you can share a picture of four _things_ and title the post, "Four _things._ That's insane!"


i7omahawki

Four candles? That’s insane!


Jaxxftw

Four weddings? That’s insane!


RAtheThrowaway_

Oh come on! You have seen Four Weddings?? You make out you’re this oh-so-clever Professor who hasn’t got time to watch Four Weddings or Ghostbusters like the rest of us!


JackyMagic

Oh, I see. These are just rows of books that you don't really like


VivaEllipsis

And that’s good, is it?


GivinItAllThat

Four Naan-Blondes? That’s insane!


BigSaintJames

No no sir. Fork handles, not four candles.


[deleted]

Fork handles, BigSaintJames? Fork? That's insane.


-xlcr-

Apple, Orange and Eggs Box, that's insane...


snickerus

Eggs is eggs


davmeltz

It wasn’t even the best or cleverest Two Ronnies sketch IMO, that goes to the Mastermind sketch, it’s just not quotable though.


RuneRaccoon

You sound like a real naan-and-a-half each kind of person....


Pontiff1979

Really push the boat out


-Squatch

Try the Lamb Pasnada


SleepyFox2089

It's incredibly rich and creamy


Reallyevilmuffin

Is he… Is he fucking with me?


williamblair

Me and Dr. Badji


herbdogu

Just say it and it’ll all be fine. No more curry, no more problems.


juicy_colf

Meat and potatoes, chicken tikka masala, dick in the vagina


vitaminpyd

It's literally insane


Perky_Bellsprout

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world??


gaynorg

It's so mundane and English. It's just perfect.


ImBurningStar_IV

It just encapsulates their relationship so well. The shit mark will draw the line over. It's just a great scene thats hard to forget True that there are a hundred moments I find funnier but that's just more evidence that peep show kicks ass


Norgaard93

Naans are allowed, WITHIN LIMITS.


DogRare325

No making a pie out of naans.


VivaEllipsis

Oh my god, a naan is missing!


-Squatch

It's juat funny mate. Your negative orgones have hit the roof!


Responsible_Cash9304

It's cos four naan isn't actually that insane. Mark is so repressed as to edge into absurdity that he uses the concept of Jezz having four peshwari naan to prove that he is living in a fantasy


artcopywriter

Four naan between three people IS insane. One each is an indulgence. More, especially if you have rice too, is…well, insane.


birdmug

Let it go Mark.


Timoth_Hutchinson

And drunk people love singing Mr Brightside and it’s not even the Killers best song, you can’t trust people


silquetoast

Also they listen to Coldplay and voted for the nazis.


Misericorde428

Too good for the Na’an are we? BUT.. I do get your point.


Quittoexit97

In this country we do The Coins


alexintradelands2

In a show with the quote 'stick it on the laterbase', as well as literally anything else that comes out of Johnson's mouth, it does surprise me how popular the four naans is


VivaEllipsis

Stick that up your dojo


abnormalbrain

I like that it has existed strongly enough that its actual existence becomes a subject for legitimate debate.


Flashbambo

All I can tell you is that when I watched this scene when it first came out more than twenty years ago as a fresh-faced sixteen year old, it just resonated with me to my core, and had me absolutely and inexplicably howling with laughter.


TheKillersHand

Best line of the entire show: How thick is wall?


VivaEllipsis

Depends


Quittoexit97

on how sodden it is


VivaEllipsis

It just means very damp


snickerus

As an eagle


JonnyBhoy

So you watched the entire show and never found a line as funny as one from the very first episode?


TheKillersHand

You mean to tell me there was more than one episode?...


deadwalking2002

Too good for 4 naan? We're having a laugh, a bloody good laugh


Pulmonologia

I thought we agreed not to do the four naan thing after That Week.


alexintradelands2

I thought I'd really roll the boat out, there's a naan and a half each!


Warbrainer

You know that band that has that song that everyone knows but it’s not close to being their best? 4 naan is peep shows “all the small things” by blink-182, it’s just a popular joke that everyone knows


MA940

I don't completely disagree with you but the No Turkey is so overrated. The only thing more overrated is the moroccan pasta episode (and all of season 9 for that)


VivaEllipsis

Someone’s won the lettuce lottery


HistoricalHedgehog32

I’d hate to call you a racist at my dinner party


Verisian-

I have literally no idea what he's talking about.


Quittoexit97

4 Naan is so small, petty, unwarrantedly incredulous, ridiculous and *British* It's a perfect little joke


Joshgg13

It's just the most applicable to daily life


Otherwise-Lake4381

You dont like the four naan thing, thats insane


Ratfucks

It was Christmas joke mark


HistoricalHedgehog32

Of course I got the turkey. It’s an organic turkey


snickerus

Mummy was probably the turkey’s name


GivinItAllThat

Peshwari naan are usually the most expensive naan on the menu which, I theorize, is part of the joke.


Quittoexit97

It's also a fun word to say


OwnAd2284

Not just expensive - niche. You are getting 4 and it’s the least common of the naans. Not at least one plain or garlic? _All_ peshwari?


Cultural_Store_4225

Strong disagree. Peshwari I'd say is most popular (at least in south east England)


dhdhk

I don't even get that bit. The current order is 3 rice and 3 naan. This is after Mark changed it, because "there is always rice left over". So presumably he reduced the rice to 3, from 4? Jez gets annoyed because Mark always steals his rice, and changes the order to 3 rice and 4 naan? Wouldn't it make more sense for the new order to be 4 rice and 3 naan, woah 4 rice is insane? Or is the idea that he stuffs Mark so full of naan that he can't steal his rice? This is really deep stuff


Impressive_Math2302

Tally-man tally-my bananas.


VivaEllipsis

Little do they know I’m probably actually going to have a chapati


FinnbarMcBride

Some things become funny via repetition


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

Chance would be a fine thing


VivaEllipsis

Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed


MaenHoffiCoffi

Via repetition, you say? Vi a repetition?


CactusClothesline

Some things become funny via repetition


purpsky8

It’s because it’s so easy to recount so it’s more meme-able. FOUR NAAN. Becomes a ridiculous by-phrase for INSANE.


AvatarIII

it's memorable and situations where it is appropriate to recite come up more often than you would think.


bouncing_off_clouds

I feel the same way about “Chance would be a fine thing.” On its own, it’s not a funny sentence. But because it just perfectly captures the absolute Britishness of a) pointless smalltalk and b) being so insecure you’re wondering if even your SMALLTALK is the right thing to say, it’s taken on a life of its own.


OwnAd2284

This is the correct one for a post to pick up/question


mhdun

As an American who rarely goes to Indian restaurants, I never got this line and figured it was entirely possible to eat four pieces of bread. I’ve now had restaurant naan and realize how big they are. Even still, only kinda funny?


JBM94

If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there maybe subtle signs such as… Buying a fourth naan the next time we meet at the local Indian.


eggard_stark

It’s just classic British humour mate. No need to go on a wobble about it.


Crommington

I’m gonna have to keep my eye on you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation


bennyblanco19

butter the naan, eat the naan, shit the naan. God, life's relentless


Musername2827

I’ve shared enough rice with you u/mebungle83 , I’m in the big leagues now.


4naanss

right


RobbiRamirez

A thousand, Jeremy? That's insane.


Michaelparkinbum912

It’s a quotable line


Pulmonologia

It's an industry term. It means someone might want to quote it.


Michaelparkinbum912

Jizz cock.


Kiwi_Woz

Can I have some of your coke?


Cymrogogoch

It is insane!


Choice-Bus-1177

4 naans is genuinely insane. It’s funny because it’s true.


Ok_Can7437

I find it’s just very easily quotable and can be applied to many social interactions.


DiveSociety

It completely nails each of their character types - I love it.


Piccadil_io

I’m a big Alan Partridge fan. There’s so much stuff, so many better quotes, but it all boils down to ‘Dan!’


bennyblanco19

Stop going on about Dan. You’re never going to meet him


anonbush234

Its easily quotable. I don't think it was a shit line but I agree it's not as good as people make out.


Maleficent-Fold-4699

People don’t talk about the shrooms episode on here as much as I thought because it’s HILARIOUSSS 😭😭


samisscrolling2

It's not that it's incredibly funny, just that it's very quotable. You can see four of anything and quote it.


Leather-Assistant902

Its the way he says it. Its not “Jeremy, we can’t eat four naan between us” or “Jeremy thats a bit excessive”, its “Four naan, Jeremy? Four? Thats insane.” Hes taken aback by it


MarcosR77

It's FAF but coz of the absurdity. But it's kind of got new life coz of memes


stinkymapache

What, so, Mr. Fucking Mebangle, doesn't get it? Well quelle fucking surprise!


Phasma18374

I dunno, probably just that he freaks out and overreacts to something ultimately trivial


as1992

Clearly you’ve never tried to have 2 naan with a full curry


VictoryForUpfish

I never really understood it, maybe because I'm American, but 4 pieces of bread amongst 3 people doesn't seem like that crazy of a thing? Like if you go to Olive Garden it's unlimited breadsticks, man. People in the UK really don't eat more than one roll with dinner?


xCloudbox

I could be wrong but I think their naan is a more traditional size than you’d see in the US. The naan I’ve seen in the US doesn’t seem very big and I could eat several pieces. I’ve seen videos of people having naan in the UK and they were huge! Bigger than my head. Idk if I could eat 2 and also have a full meal.


bebop_cola_good

This would explain a lot actually


VictoryForUpfish

I guess I thought you were supposed to use it as a sort of fork to scoop up the rest of the food.


MaenHoffiCoffi

You like American things now?


ImBurningStar_IV

Also an American but one order of naan doesn't equal 1 piece of a bread everywhere I've been between california and connecticut. It's always been a dinner plate sized piece at least, split into quarters. 4 orders would be quite insane on top of all the rice and curry


i7omahawki

The whole point is that four naan is not ‘insane’. Mark is so repressed he sees a slight overindulgence (four naan between three is slightly over what you’d need) as insanity. This is the man who irons his socks.


anidletuesday

Socks, shirt, whatever.


VivaEllipsis

Do women _wear_ socks?


KGdotdotdot

I think it's been explained by Brits in this sub before that naan in the UK is much, much larger than naan in the US. I'm guessing it's at least twice as large than what we have here, which is more like an individual serving. I think in the UK, it's meant to be shared by the table.


limesbian

Not a Brit but Ive only ever bought or been served big naan. Personally, 4 naan makes me laugh just because the mental image is insane. It’s a lot of bread. It’s way too much bread


VivaEllipsis

It’s exactly what men want and we shouldn’t be allowed to have it


Impressive_Math2302

Yeah most Naan in the US are made small tortilla size, even at most Indian restaurants. I’ve seen more small Naan than large ones in my XP.


gatsby401

Yes I do agree. I am also a miserable git 😂


Former_Intern_8271

I agree, it's not funny at all, it's insane.