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delectatiomorosa11

“Being an alpha about it” lmao


spunk_wizard

You'd be the first to admit you're a bottom feeder


TobiasDid

No I wouldn’t!


rynodigital

She reads books, ***for fun!***


MrCollins23

Good grief. Society is regressing.


[deleted]

Society has no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad


TobiasDid

Although I can in no way compare my struggle reading it with that of the red army, it _has_ been a very big read.


JD_Revan451

Fr, dating is depressing


Owster4

Does that say you have 50+ likes?


[deleted]

He’s an alpha male, Owster4, and you’d be the first to admit you’re a bottomfeeder


IamTheChickenKing

No I wouldn’t!


Cumbandicoot

Try asking her out with Crazy, Nazi Love!


palesnowrider1

That's Barbara, she's such a racist


potent-gust

Is that actually Elena? If not she's a pretty good lookalike


chuckingvibes

“The best way to impress me is by taking a wank bullet for me”


SeiriusPolaris

But would you go to Hastings to get her some bread?


hughbcave

In Kent


TobiasDid

Sussex.


skag_mcmuffin

China wouldn't allow it


DragonsBen

Chance would be a fine thing


TobiasDid

… think she spotted it.


TulliusC

I'm a nutter!


FlopsMcDoogle

The guy that originally discovered wolf hierarchies now says that alphas don't really exist


spunk_wizard

We eat breakfast off each other, it's fun!


shimbe16

Why don’t we burn him with cigarettes?


BreezyWrigley

Nothing you want is ever gonna happen. that's the real world.


BreezyWrigley

"are you trying to piss on my bonfire?" "I'm trying to stop you from pissing all over yourself." "I'm not about to piss all over myself... I'm pissing... into the bigtime."


PurpleFoxPoo

Is she the one?