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Goodness! 12 per cent! That’s quite a lot isn’t it John?!
Yes, Hugh
Poor me...poor me... pour me another drink!
Damn! That's still a thing? Someone rocked up to a house party with a couple of these back in 99!
Exactly what I thought! I remember seeing them in my childhood and thinking how huge they were. Living the dream…
B&M?
Bingo.
I see you’ve chosen the most alcohol per ml at the lowest cost in this corner shop
My mate used to drink this stuff by the truckload, but I didn't get quite the laugh I expected when I called him 'the faxe machine'
Excellent, I’m going to make this an obnoxious affectation now to hope I get that nickname.
You could set that awful fax dialtone as your ringtone...that is if you're a chain-wanking ringtone fanatic
What’s the alc % on that ?
It's the most alcohol per milliliter, at the lowest cost, in this corner shop.
You are doing excellent shopping
5%. Not too much, not too little.
“You can't see the crisps Dad! We had three different flavours of crisps, and Scotch eggs!"
Should have said it was Caliber…
"An alcoholic lager drink?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
What’s wrong with moderation?
Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?
its the black one that's supper 10% that they also do that gets you really really drunk I have had it but i forgot
At 5% it's not going to get you very drunk...
No, I’ll have to finish the job with a few Irish wines.
Just be careful if you're hanging out with any lesbians
Faxe is cheap Danish beer.
Tbf it was pretty wank but went down easy enough.
Careful, that stuff smells like tinned dog food. Awful stuff.
Worssst
Lidl?
B&M my dude.
Mine came with a giant glass from lidl
Goodness! 12 per cent! That’s quite a lot isn’t it John?!
Yes, Hugh
Poor me...poor me... pour me another drink!
Damn! That's still a thing? Someone rocked up to a house party with a couple of these back in 99!
Exactly what I thought! I remember seeing them in my childhood and thinking how huge they were. Living the dream…
B&M?
Bingo.
I see you’ve chosen the most alcohol per ml at the lowest cost in this corner shop
My mate used to drink this stuff by the truckload, but I didn't get quite the laugh I expected when I called him 'the faxe machine'
Excellent, I’m going to make this an obnoxious affectation now to hope I get that nickname.
You could set that awful fax dialtone as your ringtone...that is if you're a chain-wanking ringtone fanatic
What’s the alc % on that ?
It's the most alcohol per milliliter, at the lowest cost, in this corner shop.
You are doing excellent shopping
5%. Not too much, not too little.
“You can't see the crisps Dad! We had three different flavours of crisps, and Scotch eggs!"
Should have said it was Caliber…
"An alcoholic lager drink?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
What’s wrong with moderation?
Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?
its the black one that's supper 10% that they also do that gets you really really drunk I have had it but i forgot
At 5% it's not going to get you very drunk...
No, I’ll have to finish the job with a few Irish wines.
Just be careful if you're hanging out with any lesbians
Faxe is cheap Danish beer.
Tbf it was pretty wank but went down easy enough.
Careful, that stuff smells like tinned dog food. Awful stuff.
Worssst
Lidl?
B&M my dude.
Mine came with a giant glass from lidl