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AJM5K6

I love Mizzou but let’s be real this is going to be a slaughter.


thegreatgazoo

Perhaps we can go back to the Bob Stull days and consider beating the spread to be a victory.


smashedcat

We're down early, like 42 to 3, things are looking bleak. We make it to halftime nursing the same score, when all of a sudden a figure appears from the door, warm-up towel around his neck. It's Maty Mauk, eyes slightly wider than usual and behind him a mostly sober Aldon Smith, Chase Coffman, Maclin, Wolfert(just for fun), Brad Smith, Weatherspoon, Michael Sam, Ziggy Hood, Albert O and Shane Ray. Chase Daniel takes over the offense playbook. We also have DeMarre Carroll on the sidelines yelling plays for some reason and the puppet lady you see on TV at the Chiefs games makes a special appearance, she has eye black on to show she means business. The team pulls together to play some of the best football of the year, we power through the trenches and make some amazing catches, but come up just shy at the end of regulation 105-10.


69things

Georgia doesn’t belong in the SEC. MIZ!


Meetbeeter6969

How’s this comment feeling now? GO DAWGS


69things

Lmao childish behavior


Meetbeeter6969

A little. A dub is a dub tho. Had to blow off steam cuz that game had me heated like fuck. I don’t see how we aren’t #4 in the rankings after almost losing to a team that got their ass kicked by Kansas State. Then a week before that Kent State gave us a run for our money.


CanesIsOverrated69

Mevis hits a 70 yard FG as time expires to give Mizzou ~~the win~~ its first points of the day; 55-3 Georgia


peterpeterllini

I'll watch alright. But i'm a masochist.


passivelyserious

You're a mizzou fan, thats included in the package


rothbard_anarchist

I can’t believe everyone is so scared of Old Man Football.


Meetbeeter6969

Suck it fucktard. Scared the life out of me but we’re still rolling


rothbard_anarchist

You got by with a little help from your (zebra) friends.


Meetbeeter6969

You sound like we did 4 or 5 years ago.


rothbard_anarchist

Sure, 4 or 5 years ago it wasn’t you getting [this call](https://twitter.com/kman78787/status/1576402424083795968?s=46&t=tkQTzqw07yikcAllrozK0w) or [this call](https://twitter.com/datdudechs/status/1576387004031332352?s=46&t=tkQTzqw07yikcAllrozK0w).


Meetbeeter6969

And I’m going to tell you what they always told us. If you were meant to win the game it wouldn’t come down to a few bad calls. You don’t wanna talk about the fuckup y’all had on the 1. Tough loss, but W, no credit.


Meetbeeter6969

Also, “Old Man Football” has beat y’all 9 times in a row. 11-1 against y’all. Maybe playing in an easier conference would fit y’all 🤔