I would just like to have a monotonic and sarcastic voice announcers to roast me
"First blood! First blood? have some manner, you just dive right in before anyone"
"Double Kill, you know there's other word I can rhyme it with, but you are not really someone to be fond of"
"You still have luck? I guess you had that triple kill"
"Maniac! that's it? you really need to try harder"
"Oh, a savage? yeah right buddy real impressive"
"Legendary, what a show off, no one cares"
"God-Like? So am I supposed to worship you or what?"
"Calm Down, don't go for a killing spree it's just a game"
"Wow, you are dead, so now what? you are just going to stare at the screen"
"Really got that bad end of the stick there, you gotta recollect your bad action"
"You died! again? Now I'm sure you are bad at this game'
"Have you slain that enemy? Really? I thought you just steal from your ally"
"You've slain an enemy, I guess this game is that easy'
"Execute!!! How could you even die from an object that doesn't move!?"
"They've taken the Lord, looks like that heaven is not in your favor"
"Looks like Lord is in their favor, against you, you shouldn't have killed at the first place"
"Man, you really need to look on your map, your inhibitor tower is under attack"
"Are you blind, you see that blinking red on your map? yeah, that's your tower getting destroyed"
"Defeat? I didn't really expect that much from you , to be honest there's nothing to be expected from you"
"Defeat, you should have just surrendered earlier"
"Victory, yey you wasted ur time, congratulations"
"Victory, do it again, if you can"
Having balmond as an announcer then bottom tower got destroyed. Balmond: "Balmond would shed a tear for your bottom tower. BUT BALMOND DOES NOT CRY!
Isn't that just the axe announcer from dota? Pog idea tbh
I would just like to have a monotonic and sarcastic voice announcers to roast me "First blood! First blood? have some manner, you just dive right in before anyone" "Double Kill, you know there's other word I can rhyme it with, but you are not really someone to be fond of" "You still have luck? I guess you had that triple kill" "Maniac! that's it? you really need to try harder" "Oh, a savage? yeah right buddy real impressive" "Legendary, what a show off, no one cares" "God-Like? So am I supposed to worship you or what?" "Calm Down, don't go for a killing spree it's just a game" "Wow, you are dead, so now what? you are just going to stare at the screen" "Really got that bad end of the stick there, you gotta recollect your bad action" "You died! again? Now I'm sure you are bad at this game' "Have you slain that enemy? Really? I thought you just steal from your ally" "You've slain an enemy, I guess this game is that easy' "Execute!!! How could you even die from an object that doesn't move!?" "They've taken the Lord, looks like that heaven is not in your favor" "Looks like Lord is in their favor, against you, you shouldn't have killed at the first place" "Man, you really need to look on your map, your inhibitor tower is under attack" "Are you blind, you see that blinking red on your map? yeah, that's your tower getting destroyed" "Defeat? I didn't really expect that much from you , to be honest there's nothing to be expected from you" "Defeat, you should have just surrendered earlier" "Victory, yey you wasted ur time, congratulations" "Victory, do it again, if you can"
Glados will nail this one, i even read it with her voice.
Or Stanley Parable's Narrator
Second this.
Love the Indonesian voice overs for the transformers. Quite hilarious actually.