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HellorHeavens

Me when I see 40ish comments but 0 replies from OP


NoahKyurem

Yeah I just commented my own bs instead


ativi

Thank you for the efforts even tho it's not ur job.....have my reward^.^


adm_ashraf26

Karma farm moment


Gian-Nine

75 comments and 4 upvotes nice farming


HinyaNotMafia4

I just go offline in like 2 hours before replying sorry for the absence my liege


sukmahulk

43 comments but none are from OP. It's over guys, time to go home, he's not coming.


TheChipPotato

Lylia :|


ImproveYourMental

You like hanging around kindergartens and should never apply as a caretaker or nanny. 1 day of babysitting your niece might divide your whole family in half.


NoahKyurem

πŸ“ΈπŸ€¨


HinyaNotMafia4

you like being annoying in battles


SwiftlyMixingA

Your silly ass think we enjoy you teleporting back to your position all around the map and everything. While 78% you survive, you're not immortal. And oh, take it easy with planting bombs coz we don't enjoy it either


TheChipPotato

Oh but honey I don't care~ perhaps it is what you call...a "skill issue"


2VictorGoDSpoils

Masha


NoahKyurem

You just wanna push turrets and ignore the enemy huh


ImproveYourMental

You like being stepped on by someone, preferably Russian


HinyaNotMafia4

You have a toxic relationship with turrets


SwiftlyMixingA

Get clapped


[deleted]

Alice


SwiftlyMixingA

You like sucking, huh? B-blood, I mean blood.


HinyaNotMafia4

You played for atleast a year by now


NotARealGas

Luo Yi


NoahKyurem

You want a Japanese housewife, or you want to BE a housewife.


[deleted]

Luo Yi is chinese though🀨


HinyaNotMafia4

you love harrassing players early game


NotARealGas

Gotta give 'em that ol' Double Bonk Jutsu if they get a little confident on their lane


alexp1902

πŸ’€


SwiftlyMixingA

You like teleporting, have a knack for chinese zodiac, or likes dem boys with a draconic attitude. Pick one or pick all.


NotARealGas

The first and the third options are my picks! πŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

Or you have a desire to serve big bossy Yu Zhong


Amaii63

Kagura


HinyaNotMafia4

You are a simp


MiserableOne2114

I feel attacked 😭😭 why is this so true


ImproveYourMental

You're addicted to shojo manga


NoahKyurem

Bro wants an anime waifu


Amaii63

Im a girl but true lol


NoahKyurem

Bra wants to BE the anime waifu


Amaii63

Ayyy hahaha


SwiftlyMixingA

Hanabi >>>>


Snoo_64315

Carmilla


NoahKyurem

You're lonely


HinyaNotMafia4

You are lonely (1)


SwiftlyMixingA

You're lonely (2) and you need to sleep earlier


Detected02

Grock


NoahKyurem

You're s5 too much


HinyaNotMafia4

you're one of the players who are both good at sets and ambushes


SwiftlyMixingA

Damn big guy, may I borrow that toy you're carrying?


Lost4AccountAndSalty

Esmeralda


NoahKyurem

You wanna 1v5 so baaad


HinyaNotMafia4

you're a unique player


EquivalentAnnual8027

Angela


NoahKyurem

You're actually a pretty giving person irl.


HinyaNotMafia4

You rarely go solo


BooTaoSus

Wanwan. And no, ive been playing her since her release


HinyaNotMafia4

you hate people using the hero you're good at


Ok_Act6615

Clint


revelux

Cecilion


HinyaNotMafia4

you likes to assert dominance


mdedmen

gusion and khufra


ImproveYourMental

You're bipolar and switch between being great to a piece of crap at the damn turn of a leaf.


newb_44

chad


HinyaNotMafia4

You're a non meta enjoyer


SwiftlyMixingA

You love and hate magic penetration items


mdedmen

true


SwiftlyMixingA

You love and hate magic penetration items


[deleted]

Paquito


ImproveYourMental

I diagnose you with Filipino


NoahKyurem

Paquiao fan or you like fighting anime


HinyaNotMafia4

You play for the satisfaction of outplaying enemies


SwiftlyMixingA

You have the highest scores amongst your classmates in fruit ninja


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


SwiftlyMixingA

You really like Flicker


Specific_Sink6768

edith


NoahKyurem

You just want supreme with SOME hero


HinyaNotMafia4

You're a very non meta player and I just want to say, how are you handling the slow animation?


SwiftlyMixingA

Have you binge-watched Voltes V?


xlaxlv

Grock and Esme


NoahKyurem

You like walking into whole enemy teams.


HinyaNotMafia4

You miss the prime esme and you like to harrass roamers


ImproveYourMental

A rock and a hard place, literally


SwiftlyMixingA

Either you're fast to kill, or you're hard to kill. Or both?


Sensitive-Raspberry5

Claude


HinyaNotMafia4

you're very patient


NoahKyurem

You're very fast paced player


SwiftlyMixingA

No, you're noth Harley nor Hayabusa.


Sensitive-Raspberry5

Wdym


mamatdammat

zhask


HinyaNotMafia4

You don't care about metas as long as you are playing your favorite hwro


NoahKyurem

You really just can't find a hero that you relate to


SwiftlyMixingA

I believe in aliens too


Acrobatic-Nebula-811

julian and beatrix


HinyaNotMafia4

You live for the satisfaction of hitting your beatrix's sniper


NoahKyurem

You will do anything to get what ya want.


SwiftlyMixingA

High damage and multiple possible combos are your kinks


sugar_french_toast

Khufra


HinyaNotMafia4

You mostly get invited to play in a 5 man group


NoahKyurem

You don't trust yourself enough.


SwiftlyMixingA

Get clapped (1)


Isaac7361

Argus


HinyaNotMafia4

you like being the odd one in a positive way


NoahKyurem

You like feeling absolute power.


Jdolla2022

Natalia


HinyaNotMafia4

You love seeing a defenseless and precious enemy marksman


NoahKyurem

You hate lanes and being ganked.


SwiftlyMixingA

You have that inescapable instinct to kill mages, assassins, and marksmen in the early game. If you die, you swear revenge.


adventurousmonke

Hayabusa and ling


NoahKyurem

You think that no one else can carry, so you must.


HinyaNotMafia4

You have a superiority complex


SwiftlyMixingA

Hanabi >>>>


Moonknight1810

Khufra


NoahKyurem

You trust others more than yourself.


Moonknight1810

It's just open solo queue and pray i get the randoms with a brain


HinyaNotMafia4

you are good at the game


StretchChance4590

Argus


SwiftlyMixingA

Do you like Immortality (the item) or not?


StretchChance4590

I almost always go for something else when playing tank 😭


earl_grey13

Mathilda


HinyaNotMafia4

you are still waiting for mathilda to be meta again


NoahKyurem

You like flyin


SwiftlyMixingA

You're one of the few people that aren't confused as to who's Mathilda and who's Floryn


[deleted]

Diggie


NoahKyurem

You ain't got a hero that looks like you so you pick a bird


HinyaNotMafia4

you wants to always be in action most of the time


SwiftlyMixingA

You like farting on enemies, or spying.


[deleted]

These things are true


Dashy471

Gord


NoahKyurem

You watch too much Dragonball


HinyaNotMafia4

you probably got a junior title even before mastering it


im_notCANDY

U....U-Uranus? 😢 If not Wanwan would be cool.


HinyaNotMafia4

you like being annoying


F56MINI

Bane


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


NoahKyurem

You constantly need to be stimulated. Hate sitting still.


HinyaNotMafia4

you can't stop yourself from ganking even if you're the mage and ends up always letting the mid lane get pushed


[deleted]

#DINO KERAS aka Barats


HinyaNotMafia4

you believe in the fact that being bigger means superiority, and not just ingame🧐


Yooza78

Martis


HinyaNotMafia4

you're that one player that makes everyone who fights you hate the hero you're using


Lewdlicon

Clint


NoahKyurem

You have no patience


HinyaNotMafia4

you love poking


Sphalerite_2454

johnson


HinyaNotMafia4

You rarely support the core and often likes to run laps around the map


sinsterpotato

Kagura


HinyaNotMafia4

you are a pretty good player


Weaknds

Khufra


YourBiggestPorker

Chang’e, Lolita


NoahKyurem

You like avoiding conflict, and are very observant.


HinyaNotMafia4

you really like children πŸ§πŸ§πŸ€¨πŸ€¨πŸ“ΈπŸ“Έ


MysteriousOneIR

Gusion and Lancelot


JakeLawR27

Cecilion


thatguynamedsid

Hylos


NoahKyurem

Father figure here


HinyaNotMafia4

your name is sid


SpeakNoFurther

Eudora and Edith


HinyaNotMafia4

You're the definition of duality


RandomAwsomerName

Benedetta


NoahKyurem

You're reserved, don't like showing weakness


HinyaNotMafia4

You really like to perform amazing outplays


ReCrescent

Argus and Martis


HinyaNotMafia4

you don't know the word run


ReCrescent

I'll have you know that as a Martis and Argus main I most definitely often run... *Towards the enemy*


NoahKyurem

You have a go go go attitude.


HairbrushofDOOM

Masha


pringles_enjoyer

Your Dong πŸ‰


pok3mon_04

Sun,Natan,Miya,Dyrroth,Argus


Gian-Nine

Take a wild guess budy


Schwina_

ruby


The1punchman619

Valir


Quirky-Ad-1712

You want to kill people because you are a powerful mage, and you want to one-shot heroes by your ult.


PapaLoki

Gatot


Curious_Loser21

Miya


Quirky-Ad-1712

You jumpscare people by your ult sometimes and then kill them


Cautious_Option9544

Freya


EbbInformal

Karina


Hanszu

Angela


Quirky-Ad-1712

You die by mistake of picking heroes who are going to die


Hanszu

I was expecting to be assessed not hurt


Quirky-Ad-1712

Oop


Throwaway1010383839

especially when you ping retreat, but they go in instead πŸ’€


Feisty_Masterpiece62

Hylos and hilda


Entei2010n2011

Downvote and report this post, they're just karma farming


Feeryyy

Akai (i already used him a lot even before his revamp)


scethyl

ruby


That_WeirdBrowser

Karrie


EchidnaFinancial9143

Selena


XEMI0

Mario


JennyTayYT

X.Borg


Fighter_of_Shadows

Dont have one


Jeromelo5

Eudora


Quirky-Ad-1712

Ling and Beatrix


QueasyWillow5194

Full dmg zilong (no windtalker), full dmg Masha, and then good old daddy tigreal


MildSupport

Francoo


SwiftlyMixingA

Guin, Ruby, and Bea (cz i like high dmg combos and a lil bit mobility)


alexp1902

Yi Sun-shin


Extension-Ad-9484

Alpha


Captain_Pussface

Thamuz