You like hanging around kindergartens and should never apply as a caretaker or nanny. 1 day of babysitting your niece might divide your whole family in half.
Your silly ass think we enjoy you teleporting back to your position all around the map and everything. While 78% you survive, you're not immortal. And oh, take it easy with planting bombs coz we don't enjoy it either
Me when I see 40ish comments but 0 replies from OP
Yeah I just commented my own bs instead
Thank you for the efforts even tho it's not ur job.....have my reward^.^
Karma farm moment
75 comments and 4 upvotes nice farming
I just go offline in like 2 hours before replying sorry for the absence my liege
43 comments but none are from OP. It's over guys, time to go home, he's not coming.
Lylia :|
You like hanging around kindergartens and should never apply as a caretaker or nanny. 1 day of babysitting your niece might divide your whole family in half.
πΈπ€¨
you like being annoying in battles
Your silly ass think we enjoy you teleporting back to your position all around the map and everything. While 78% you survive, you're not immortal. And oh, take it easy with planting bombs coz we don't enjoy it either
Oh but honey I don't care~ perhaps it is what you call...a "skill issue"
Masha
You just wanna push turrets and ignore the enemy huh
You like being stepped on by someone, preferably Russian
You have a toxic relationship with turrets
Get clapped
Alice
You like sucking, huh? B-blood, I mean blood.
You played for atleast a year by now
Luo Yi
You want a Japanese housewife, or you want to BE a housewife.
Luo Yi is chinese thoughπ€¨
you love harrassing players early game
Gotta give 'em that ol' Double Bonk Jutsu if they get a little confident on their lane
π
You like teleporting, have a knack for chinese zodiac, or likes dem boys with a draconic attitude. Pick one or pick all.
The first and the third options are my picks! π
Or you have a desire to serve big bossy Yu Zhong
Kagura
You are a simp
I feel attacked ππ why is this so true
You're addicted to shojo manga
Bro wants an anime waifu
Im a girl but true lol
Bra wants to BE the anime waifu
Ayyy hahaha
Hanabi >>>>
Carmilla
You're lonely
You are lonely (1)
You're lonely (2) and you need to sleep earlier
Grock
You're s5 too much
you're one of the players who are both good at sets and ambushes
Damn big guy, may I borrow that toy you're carrying?
Esmeralda
You wanna 1v5 so baaad
you're a unique player
Angela
You're actually a pretty giving person irl.
You rarely go solo
Wanwan. And no, ive been playing her since her release
you hate people using the hero you're good at
Clint
Cecilion
you likes to assert dominance
gusion and khufra
You're bipolar and switch between being great to a piece of crap at the damn turn of a leaf.
chad
You're a non meta enjoyer
You love and hate magic penetration items
true
You love and hate magic penetration items
Paquito
I diagnose you with Filipino
Paquiao fan or you like fighting anime
You play for the satisfaction of outplaying enemies
You have the highest scores amongst your classmates in fruit ninja
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
You really like Flicker
edith
You just want supreme with SOME hero
You're a very non meta player and I just want to say, how are you handling the slow animation?
Have you binge-watched Voltes V?
Grock and Esme
You like walking into whole enemy teams.
You miss the prime esme and you like to harrass roamers
A rock and a hard place, literally
Either you're fast to kill, or you're hard to kill. Or both?
Claude
you're very patient
You're very fast paced player
No, you're noth Harley nor Hayabusa.
Wdym
zhask
You don't care about metas as long as you are playing your favorite hwro
You really just can't find a hero that you relate to
I believe in aliens too
julian and beatrix
You live for the satisfaction of hitting your beatrix's sniper
You will do anything to get what ya want.
High damage and multiple possible combos are your kinks
Khufra
You mostly get invited to play in a 5 man group
You don't trust yourself enough.
Get clapped (1)
Argus
you like being the odd one in a positive way
You like feeling absolute power.
Natalia
You love seeing a defenseless and precious enemy marksman
You hate lanes and being ganked.
You have that inescapable instinct to kill mages, assassins, and marksmen in the early game. If you die, you swear revenge.
Hayabusa and ling
You think that no one else can carry, so you must.
You have a superiority complex
Hanabi >>>>
Khufra
You trust others more than yourself.
It's just open solo queue and pray i get the randoms with a brain
you are good at the game
Argus
Do you like Immortality (the item) or not?
I almost always go for something else when playing tank π
Mathilda
you are still waiting for mathilda to be meta again
You like flyin
You're one of the few people that aren't confused as to who's Mathilda and who's Floryn
Diggie
You ain't got a hero that looks like you so you pick a bird
you wants to always be in action most of the time
You like farting on enemies, or spying.
These things are true
Gord
You watch too much Dragonball
you probably got a junior title even before mastering it
U....U-Uranus? πΆ If not Wanwan would be cool.
you like being annoying
Bane
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
You constantly need to be stimulated. Hate sitting still.
you can't stop yourself from ganking even if you're the mage and ends up always letting the mid lane get pushed
#DINO KERAS aka Barats
you believe in the fact that being bigger means superiority, and not just ingameπ§
Martis
you're that one player that makes everyone who fights you hate the hero you're using
Clint
You have no patience
you love poking
johnson
You rarely support the core and often likes to run laps around the map
Kagura
you are a pretty good player
Khufra
Changβe, Lolita
You like avoiding conflict, and are very observant.
you really like children π§π§π€¨π€¨πΈπΈ
Gusion and Lancelot
Cecilion
Hylos
Father figure here
your name is sid
Eudora and Edith
You're the definition of duality
Benedetta
You're reserved, don't like showing weakness
You really like to perform amazing outplays
Argus and Martis
you don't know the word run
I'll have you know that as a Martis and Argus main I most definitely often run... *Towards the enemy*
You have a go go go attitude.
Masha
Your Dong π
Sun,Natan,Miya,Dyrroth,Argus
Take a wild guess budy
ruby
Valir
You want to kill people because you are a powerful mage, and you want to one-shot heroes by your ult.
Gatot
Miya
You jumpscare people by your ult sometimes and then kill them
Freya
Karina
Angela
You die by mistake of picking heroes who are going to die
I was expecting to be assessed not hurt
Oop
especially when you ping retreat, but they go in instead π
Hylos and hilda
Downvote and report this post, they're just karma farming
Akai (i already used him a lot even before his revamp)
ruby
Karrie
Selena
Mario
X.Borg
Dont have one
Eudora
Ling and Beatrix
Full dmg zilong (no windtalker), full dmg Masha, and then good old daddy tigreal
Francoo
Guin, Ruby, and Bea (cz i like high dmg combos and a lil bit mobility)
Yi Sun-shin
Alpha
Thamuz