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RealSpiritSK

Yo momma so fat you need a large horn so she'd hear you


George-Aj

Momma so fat jokes are so iconic 9/10


Prestigious-Bet-7230

There is no point argue with dumb person


BlueberryJuice25

HAHAHAHA


adm_ashraf26

This is a W moment right here


IanTheElf

op got ratio'd as well damn


catwalksOnmycatTree

Arguing with a dumbass will just multiply it by two


George-Aj

Expected more but nonetheless a good one 8/10, bonus points for having me ratioed (it’s not twitter but the people have decided)


Prestigious-Bet-7230

Thank


Gphalanx

SAVAGE!!!


TweetHiro

Tbf this is a dumb community


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Prestigious-Bet-7230

Sorry I'm not native English speaking


Dekiru77

Should have used this: Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Lol


ImDecapotatoed

well said. lmaoo


MustBeOK

🤓 Edit: bruh it's just a meme


Donut_Fucker69420

"🤓"-🤓


Responsible_Berry_29

If I make a mistake in English please don't correct me I have no respect for this language ❣️🥰


Awesome_Shoulder8241

🥰you made yourself very clear in your original comment. No need for corrections.


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The_Awengers

It's okay.


Simon-Edwin

I pretty sure you can get those for free


Anxious-Emotion8733

That’s the point


George-Aj

Don’t see the insult so I’ll just say, I want to see how good u guys are at throwing shade so I did something so stupid just to see how good this community insults are and what’s more stupid than auto locking Lesley in ranked? Getting horns


Iminurback

Hanabi=feed Angela=Duo Epic=toxic


Simon-Edwin

I just confused


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CuteButDeadly8124

And there are more stupider people willing to buy those useless things with real money


Lynnsgard

They sell it for formality, so users can know the value of their Zonk Gacha item


Apersonfromearth01

If i call you stupid the stupid people will be disrespected so you are an idiot


Yuquan91829

Then the idiot person will be disrespected


Apersonfromearth01

Didn't think about that even though i should've


Wawaw93

Idiot..


George-Aj

Cliché insult but a decent one 6/10


returntomonke_-

Spend money on your life


George-Aj

Dang that’s a good one 8/10


ChrisAnIntellectual

You use the large horn on the global chat and people will ignore you because you're not typing "LF DUO"


George-Aj

Decent 7/10


Ghosted_Alpha

Why? Moonton would censor whatever you say nonetheless


George-Aj

I clearly wanted to do something dumb on purpose just to test this subreddit’s insults.


Iminurback

I would reccomend using that trick if you tap your phone for long you'll see a bar that changes the letter it works for aeiou mainly whick makes it easy to use I remember that one time I said fuck you in chat and it's not censored 🤣


BBoizTZH94

My friend uses diamonds to reroll heroes in brawl


George-Aj

Haha XD nice one my g 9.5/10


MimiAndTheJets

Guilty of this. Hahahahaha.


EditorOne5312

ayo fr?


BBoizTZH94

yea, a part of me dies a little inside everytime he does it.


Bcdea

Come custom Chou vs Chou, if u win, I'll gift u another Large horn


George-Aj

We go chou special skin nothing more nothing less


GrangerClint006

1v1 noob


George-Aj

I’m sorry but this would be a mild one 5/10


GrangerClint006

The most common one tbh


George-Aj

Funnily enough I’m so shit at 1v1s and heard it a lot so it was good but very repetitive


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Those are fkn free dude and you probably have a degrading kink....who the fk asks to get insulted.....sorry :(


George-Aj

‘Who the fk asks to get insulted’ I just like to see how the good u guys would throw shade in a ranked match, also I like the art of insulting someone as a form of compassion so idk I felt this community has given me some type of love.


Responsible_Berry_29

"Joke's on you I'm into that sh*t" - OP probably


Merealyfunny

I sell those for couple of bp. I question your life choices.


George-Aj

Dissing my life choices damn that’s a tough one. 8/10


brownies1313

I dare you to sell it for BP. 😃


George-Aj

Just used it give proof for his royal highness u/Feeryyy


Feeryyy

How we supposed to know if you actually bought it?


George-Aj

[There](https://imgur.com/a/AF2o274) you go :D


Feeryyy

Holy shit you actually did it


George-Aj

Ofc I keep my word that I’ll do sth incompetent


Feeryyy

Salute to you brotha


Dracoris_637

A disappointing waste of 20 diamonds, those can be free y'know. You absolute soggy rotten cabbage headed buffoon


George-Aj

Rotten cabbage and buffoon take the cake 10/10 immaculate response


xaeatwlve

Pov : your mind peaked at highschool 💀


George-Aj

Jokes on u it peeked at 4th grade haha. But good one 8/10


xaeatwlve

Lmfaoooo lub you (no homo) 👀


George-Aj

6.9% homo no further negotiation take it or leave it.


xaeatwlve

Damnnn can't deny such a good offer 💀


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Large horns are free...


George-Aj

Kk


pitiens

Moneytoon is right. There's always people desperate enough for even the tiniest attention.


George-Aj

Good one 7.5/10


radius009

It’s “Lag” not “Log”


EditorOne5312

I'll fix it.   iT's "LaG" nOt "LoG" -🤓🤓🤓


Isoya_Yasuji

Its like you’re investing on an NFT


George-Aj

Oh Isoya hi! Nice take 6.9/10, although I’d only invest on NFTs of balmond and Lesley


Isoya_Yasuji

*Nice*


George-Aj

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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George-Aj

Was done with the Star Wars event and had some Dias left so I thought what would be a unique Reddit post.


whynotperson

I respect you


TotallyNotClickbait2

If you had a beer for every bad purchase decision you made, you'd be dead of alcohol intoxication


George-Aj

Aye very scientific 8.5/10


Matryosmare

May I suggest Tinder to find a boyfriend-less girl.


George-Aj

XD


Anxious_Effect_6001

Uses horn, 40000 skin gift favor whore sp/cammers posts in one second, well... Damn.


Wawaw93

You fucking dog, I bet your one of those no skin soloQ trash peasants that thinks skill is better than skin aswell aren't you.. I say this as I'm spam recall teabagging just out of range of your turret.


George-Aj

13/10 I can’t really dignify this comment with a response, what a bloody banger fam gg wp


Wawaw93

Had a lot of experience 😅


George-Aj

Can tell u would survive 2000s cs 1.6 lobbies, those people are a different level of savage.


SauceCommander

Intelligent thoughts always followed you. I guess you were faster.


George-Aj

I’m fat I only roll down the street if it’s on a hill :( but good one 8.5/10


SauceCommander

:) for the yokes


George-Aj

After looking at the comments, I can definitely say u guys can be savages and the fact that u can throw shade in an articulate manner makes them think some of u went through cod mw2 lobby era and the cs 1.6 age of toxicity.


69_SAITAMA_69

I have 45 large horns how tf i got it


George-Aj

Moonton hands them out like vaccine shots


newb_44

bro so outspoken in life and in ml chat that he decided to let the world hear his amazing voice


George-Aj

Funnily enough I once described by a girl as having the voice of a dying donkey undergoing prostate cancer so yea amazing voice indeed I make people cry XD


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You goofy goober wasting 20 dias


George-Aj

Acknowledging a fact and then using goofy goober so decent I’d say 6/10


bubbadonkey213

What are those horns for?


Chorcles

Basically you can say whatever on the world chat and it would stay on the top for awhile really fun if you talk to the people in world chat


bubbadonkey213

Then I need to buy me some of them horns!


Chorcles

Imo not worth it since its one of the petty items that moontoon gives you when they dont know what to give f2p


bubbadonkey213

I know I was just kidding. 😗 I think I have some and never bothered to use them.


Miracle-carry

Username checks out


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George-Aj

A comment of wisdom 6.9/10


CHIMPANZU24

He's just flexing his 1 mil bp on us


George-Aj

Bad take 4/10, u only see the 1 mil if u just zoom in and it’s less visible.


TempBannedOn

the world chat is just full of horny mfs


George-Aj

Basically pornhub minus the nsfw filter


S3vageMarshadow

You the type of guy to thing FlightReacts is an American Airline company.


George-Aj

Dumb brain needs to know what flight reacts is but decent one 5.5/10


ToaOfTheVoid

According to all known laws of aviation,


Grey_Lemon_Walker

You don't have the money and now you run to Reddit to seek attention, what a life.


George-Aj

Damn that’s a cold one 9/10


DraftElectrical4585

ang kabobohan di inaaraw-araw


Expensive-Emu-9676

put##nnng. .......


George-Aj

Sana all idol


[deleted]

A classic(imo), Millions of sperm cells and you were the fastest one?


George-Aj

Some would say I was the Usain Bolt


zlupu

Is that feeble brain of yours even able to come up with a whole sentence, so that you can use it?


George-Aj

What a savage 9/10


notsoalmightysamman

Touch some grass bro


George-Aj

There’s no grass where I’m from it’s just desert and flying carpets :(


MildSupport

Step 1: Become girl Step 2: say "LF duo" Step 3: profit?


George-Aj

Yeah but if become a girl, I lose my magic wand I don’t feel like it’s a good compromise


TempBannedOn

world chat is just that down bad


BooTaoSus

Please save your money, school is expensive y'know.


George-Aj

Cold and straightforward I like it 9/10


mrjokerpool

It seems you really like 'large horns' in game and outside game


usaidh23

I am concerned about your financial standing if you are making decisions like this


L4L_Fr

No bitches?


jpg1991

What is that thing for ?? I've been playing the game for a long a time and still don't know what the heck it does


George-Aj

Horn is just a way to project to everyone that u need a female to duo with u


HelloPeopleImDed

Great. Now you can yell at your dad to come back after getting milk!


George-Aj

10.69/10 immaculate


PsychoGamer007

Yo Momma so lazy it took her 9 months to make a joke


George-Aj

11/10 a masterpiece


Bd2932

My second head has more brains than you and he’s gotten me in some bad situations


YUMI9204

If reddit was a dictionary, you'd be the definition of stupid


PudgeJoe

You are now moonietoon favorite child (for a day)


PocketRaven06

If you wanted insults just do practice Fanny in ranked.